#he loves the carp

[defensivelee]

some scene/dialogue ideas for the hypothetical NSO-esque Louis dating sim in which you play as a mistress of him (sorry no male MC). I think the point of it would be to try to ASSERT YOUR INFLUENCE on him until you basically run the country yourself, which he makes extremely difficult for you to do. idk why I'm thinking of it so much 😭

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Louis: Do you think this looks good on me?

He'll probably be asking this a lot when he tries something on. You basically get to dress him since he'll usually listen to your opinions as you are very important to him.

Upon saying it looks awful but he secretly disagrees:

Louis: Well...just a little, I suppose.

Upon saying it looks awful and he agrees:

Louis: Who thought of this?

Upon saying it looks good:

Louis: Not much of an observation, love, you know everything looks good on me.

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Louis: I have a question. Do you love me? Really really really love me?

He'll ask this every night, just in a different form. Usually you would have three choices, all of which say the same thing: "Yes, I love you." I doubt it's because he's insecure, he just wants to hear you say it.

After a bad day in which you didn't really make him happy, though, he'll say:

Louis: I thought you loved me. You told me yesterday. Do you really really really love me?

He usually stares at you with a smile, sitting pleasantly on his bed, but at this point the music stops briefly and he sort of glowers at you. You have three choices again, and only one is different:

Player: No, you know why I stayed with you at all.

Louis will look down and smile, and the music will start up again.

Louis: Ahaha....you are not wrong.

If you say you love him, he looks vaguely suspicious but accepts it anyway.

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To increase the Trust & Love bar (probably the least important for your status, but necessary nonetheless if you want him to keep you around) you would have to give him a gift. I think you should be able to give him a little carp because it would be funny and he likes them.

Louis: You got me another fish? See, this is why I love you. You give me stuff.

Louis: She is so beautiful...can you name her for me?

Whatever the name is that you choose, he'll find it very endearing. Unless you attempt to call it Louis, in which case he'll feign offense but actually be laughing a little.

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You can make it your goal for him to just have awful days constantly so that his Happiness & Certainty will go down. Eventually he will start getting really personal at night instead of having sex, and he'll tell you things you may not have known about him. This makes him easier to manipulate/blackmail later on.

Louis: I will never understand Philippe. A boy kissed me once.

Louis: *his eyes now widening* I wanted to kill myself.

Louis: He said he was going to kill me if I told anyone--

Things like that.

#some fun historical details thrown in there ig #he loves the carp #i think historically he made himself very difficult to manipulate so ig thats what the flattery is for #he was allegedly sexually assaulted when he was 13 but we dont know by who so #i want to make this real but i have no time for everything im currently doing LMAO #also it's louis who even wants to date lo amirite #we love him but he is insufferable <3 #nso au #? might change the name later #louis xiv

[vegaly-art]

"I will not judge you for what you are. Just as I will not judge you for what you've fashioned yourself out to be. Or what you've lost in pursuit of that."

"Rest Easy. Your soft heart is safe in my grasp."

"I am born of cruelty but that isn't all I am"

#GOING ABSOLUTELY FERAL OVER THIS DAEMON #how dare he be so right about so many things- #he may be evil but he is honestly very ethically consistent and even in some ways admirable #he does things no one else will for the big picture #he's not nice but in that way he is kind #I could ramble about him all day and frankly I just might write an essay post on him analyzing his character he's so good #loving vega hours #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted vega #redacted demons #redacted carpe deus #vega #vega fanart #redacted fanart #redacted asmr fanart #redacted audio fanart #redacted vega fanart #illustration #digital painting

[silencingspellsongs]

prediction for how the carpe deus squad reunion is gonna start out

#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted vega #redacted warden #redacted hush #redacted doc #redacted carpe deus #argent rambles #funny tag #i love that doc is just There during all this like they are just some guy (gender neutral) #but hush would absolutely consider them before remembering that oh yeah he's dragging along the brain fucked reformed ancient sadism demon #who warden last saw getting blasted to bits right in front of their eyes #i cant wait for whenever we get the vega/warden reunion and also i hope this foursome sticks together for a bit it could be so much fun 👁

[6-atlas-6]

Why do we all collectively never talk about Vega in depth (Imp! or not). Like he's so understanding and patient for no reason. He's genuinely so caring as well even if it's just for specific people

Examples

"I want to see you. Not that name badge you wear. Not that facade you drape yourself in." - getting closer to a sadistic demon

"As if I'd join up in their ranks after their treatment of you, and all the other demon department officers" - under a sadistic demons care

"is that department of yours hellbent on stripping you of everything that makes you a demon? How much else of yourself have you had to abandon to fit in with them? Well, thank you for sharing this true part of yourself with me" - under a sadistic demons care

Let's also talk about how sad he is as a character in general, or at least the potential he has to be a sad character

"You remain the only person in that god forsaken containment facility that expressed anything toward me other than resentment, fear, or disgust." - under a sadistic demons care

Notice how he called Warden a person.

I feel like it's been recognized how incubi (Gavin specifically) are used to not experiencing actual love because they are seen for what they feed off of and nothing else, but Vega is mentioned to be in the exact same situation and barely anyone talks about it.

He mentions multiple times how he's shocked when someone isn't afraid of him or immediately hates him. I feel like it's glossed over because he doesn't seem too upset by it, but if you really pay attention he definitely is. Both of his listeners in the normal universe and in the imperium have one thing in common, and that is that they were both generally unafraid of Vega, and did not hate him right off the bat which seems to be important to Vega and the reason why he liked them in the first place.

ALSO notice how in the imperium and I'm the normal universe Vega gives his listeners an excuse for being with him that both involve blaming him for everything? Even though he (presumably) dislikes being hated by everyone he has no problems with his listeners making him out to be the bad guy in a situation. I don't care what you think about Vega or his relationship with warden, that is caring for someone at its finest.

"I am born of cruelty but that isn't all I am" - this line may have been from the imperium but I think it suits both versions of him so well

‼️ Disclaimer: I am not defending his prior actions but I am begging people to stop characterizing him as just some evil villain when he has so much more depth to him.

#My blog is slowly just turning into a Vega fan page #he's my man and I love him #bring Vega back 2023 #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted vega #redacted demons #redacted carpe deus #redacted warden #redacted imp!vega #redacted imperium #redacted cataclysm #redacted pet

[j-restlessgeek]

Look at this, my commission from @laeheaps is done and he is freaking amazing 🥹🥹🥹

Look at him, he is everything. Absolutely beautiful and adorable. So well done. He is such a sweet kitty 🥰🥰🥰🥰

#joker out #jure maček #animation #absolutely amazing #look at his ears twitching 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #he is so cute #look at him #💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #jure beloved #cat jure #beloved kitty #kitty boi #carpe diem mv outfit #pretty art #great animation #i am absolutely in love 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 money amazingly well spent 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛 #look at him on his little pillow kicking his feet and twitching his ears

[dunn-0]

save me Following a Cookbook I Stole From North Korea! video save me

#love rewatching this one too #watching leksa and alex get more tipsy even by a little bit while they were cooking is so silyyyyy #and aleksa pouring water down alexs pants #why did he do that #theyre both my trad wives cooking me a delicious meal of meat jelly and herpes carp cuz i had a long day at work #text #boy boy #ididathing #theres so many stupid little bits in that vid #like the leek joke it took me ages to get it at first #i saw the cutaway and was like “yeah that makes sense”

[irregularbillcipher]

i'm still coping

#lisa definitive edition spoilers #lisa definitive spoilers #lisa spoilers #lisa rpg #i haven't gotten around to joyful yet so i can't comment #i DID love a lot of what we got in painful DE im just... bummed we're missing scenes with these guys #birdie especially (obviuosly) since he seems like such an omission thematically #(like. mad dog and olan get scenes about fatherhood but not birdie? the only non abusive dad in the series?) #and rooster could have easily been in the brad haters scene #but harvey is what is driving me nuts tbh. EVERYONE loves harvey #again i DO love a lot of what we've gotten i'm just bummed they forgot some guys #anyway carp and dick could probably go in the birdie 'they technically show up in a new scene but do nothing' tier #but idk at least the rave is an event they participate in. birdie just sits there and nobody acknowledges him

[mobius-m-mobius]

"To me, being cool is just the opposite of living. It's about not getting too worked up about anything, by being 'Nyah, nyah, nyah,' and no big deal. I can't stand that. It's such a jaded, clichéd posture to take. I get real enthusiastic about stuff. It's what I think is life-affirming."

Happy Birthday Owen Wilson! (November 18th, 1968)

#owen wilson #bb no one deserves the carpe diem award MORE?? #he's brought more happiness than i ever thought possible he's everything 🥺 #happy birthday to THE one and only man the love and light of my life 🥳🥰 #owenwilsonedit #marvelcastedit #mcucastedit #flawlessgentlemen #dianagifs

[eyesteeth]

the fact that it's specifically stated that faulkner lied when he said no one else knew about the house is so funny to me because

a) im used to things specifically mentioned in writing coming back and the idea of carpenter being like "well i know a place we can crash at" and her and hayward walking into the cabin and seeing faulkner n rane just standing there is unquestionably hilarious but also

b) it means that faulkner had to have told her about his past at some point and that means that when he asked to be her brother she had fully acknowledged the fact that faulkner killed one of his brothers in a traumatic misunderstanding he's reconstructed in his mind as a good thing As Well As the fact that her last brother died in an act of religious self-sacrifice, and said yes. with her little caveat. just mentally grabbing him by the collar like "listen. i don't want you to kill yourself for your god. and i hope you don't want to kill me for your god. and if either happens i am going to kick your ass in hell when both of us get there"

#eternally fascinating to me how there was setup placed at the end of s2 for faulk's cycle to come to fruition in s3 - killing carp and #reconstructing it in his head as a good and necessary part of the prophet's legend #but now it's tipped more towards carpenter's cycle - watching another brother die for the same god #except there's a twist! because it's not religious self-sacrifice this time - just standard “not seeing a way out other than death” #and if he succeeds again... well... she did dream about a tree that one time. and a lot of dead people have been turning into trees lately. #wild if true. anyway #tsv #carp n faulk #brother faulkner #sister carpenter #eyeteeth speaks #siblings of all time i love them. mallory n richie 4ever.

[colourfulmes]

Eggsmr fanart i literally forgot to post oh my g—

#tw blood #eggsmr fanart #eggsmr #HE SAW THIS POST ON DISCORD AND I HAVE PRIDE IN MY WORK RAAAH RAAAH #fanart #digital art #I literally forgot to post this #my next drawing post is planned but holy carp i forgot to post this one my bad #vtuber #yanderegg #I love his work so much aauauauauu

[doodlesdreaming]

Guess who's heeeeerrrrrrreee! XD

#i couldnt resist #i actually got some Christmas money this year so i was able to treat myself #hes so cute #and giant too holy carp #i love him 💙 #shin megami tensei #shin megami tensei v #smtv #smt #megaten #ramblings #plushies #dreamer speaks

[julianalvarez9]

STOP IT JULIÁN I'M GONNA CRYYYY

#for context: 'happy 122 years 🤍' bc it's river plate birthday today 🥹 #i love him sooooo much #miss him dearly #river plate #hope he posts the six goals he made against alianza lima lmao #carp #julian alvarez #julián álvarez

[basofy]

i keep thinking abt the love aspect of lisa and rly wish the campfire conversations had more positive interactions /without brad in them/ cuz a common interpretation i see that i couldnt disagree more with is that everyone in lisa is an asshole when all the companions are so different in personality and morals and shiet so how come most of the interactions turn out wrong cuz the better guys are either paired with brad or getting trashed on by the meaner companions or just plain got nothing it just doesnt sit right with me 😔😔

#im all for showing that some of the ppl u recruit are awful on different levels cuz it's true #some are capable of ruining lives some are just annoying #what about the good dudes tho #wheres the convo where birdie cries his eyes out abt his sons #and bo and terry sing downtown by petula clark to him to calm him down #OK THAT LAST ONE is only cuz i rewatched that one movie today you know the one #i love the companions they invade my thoughts so much i want them all to have spotlight #pleaseeeee #lisa rpg #lisa definitive edition #funny how bo's 2 appearances are like #him realizing his bond with his bro isnt broken even if they cant see eachother and continues playing #and he partying hard with other dudes #my man's so full of love and unbeatable #i thibk it still fits into the story to have interactions where characters get along #becuz it shows how brad ruins this for them for either putting them in danger or killing them at the end #like imagine having a team of guys that are canonically friends and killing them DUDE #closest to that is carp bo and pink #lisa ramblings

[curarems]

Something something Constable Sergeant Haddock shoving the paperwork for his sauce-induced promotion under Vimes's nose two seconds after he wakes up without a hint of shame

#he's getting that promotion and no one can stop him lol #i love him #minor side characters my beloved #also yeah i finished the book. i am probably onto carpe jugulum next #discworld #sam vimes #ema reads discworld #what tag should i use for haddock h e l p #sergeant haddock

[crystallinemoonlight]

Love the idea that while Tankhun is traumatized by his kidnapping, it mainly led to his fear of going outside and his aversion of fireweapons, not a sudden change of skills and intelligence. He isn't suited to be the heir of the family anymore, because he's more impulsive and flight-prone, but he's not lost any of his schooling, he hasn't lost his intelligence, and he's certainly not any less ruthless and cunning when it's to protect people he cares about. So yeah kissing every fic-writer who made Tankhun the flamboyant mastermind who sees everything on the mouth

#you can absolutely add any thoughts you have #love to hear them! #tankhun is just such an interesting character #like who IS tankhun? the cunning man wanting tawan dead or the silly life-enjoyer with pet carps? #it's never actually been showed what he wants in life ofther than quick distractions #everything he wants is short term #and sure he demands things all the time but it's food and movies and fish #apart from that? his ambitions? we don't know anything about him #love that about him #kinnporsche #tankhun #tankhun theerapanyakul #kinnporsche the series

[fragrantpines]

#more than welcomed to hear what other food souls you would like to receive flowers from #+ what type of flowers you would like to receive from them #will this end up as a fic drabble or headcanon list? who knows ;) #was debating on whether i should put meng inside because he hasn't been released yet so higher chances of no one voting for him #buttttttt i've written 2 standalone fics and 1 hc with him inside so #if i haven't convinced everyone to pull for meng then that means i just gotta write more meng fics #stuffed carp and toso wine i love both of ya too but meng my muse <333333 #tale of food #the tale of food #▪︎ thoughts #shunde raw fish #buddha's temptation #taibai duck #crab in orange #yangzhou rice #yangzhou fried rice #meng po soup #meng po tea #* b e g r u d g i n g l y *