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ikesenrambles · 5 years

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Hello! Is it okay if I request platonic headcanons with the Uesagi-Takeda forces and a Child MC who’s really reckless and hardworking? Like the child runs around Kasugayama doing all the chores and work for other people, she goes into the battlefield to drag and injured soldier out of the way, etc? Sorry if it’s too specific or too much!

Of course it is okay! (´｡･v･｡｀) Thank you so much for sending in a request. I actually really appreciate the detail that you gave me as it helped me better imagine the child MC. I hope that you enjoy~!

Kenshin

At first, he sees you as nothing more than an innocent, foolish little girl. Lord Kenshin is reminded of the fragility and naïveté that Isehime possessed at your age. Still haunted by the memory of her, he does whatever he can to avoid being around you.

Nevertheless, a hard worker like you is certain to leave an impact on Kasugayama castle. You earn praise from Shingen and the others, but it is Lord Kenshin’s admiration that you yearn for the most. You work tirelessly to beat him to any duties he might have, always volunteering to deliver letters to him, to clean his room, and to serve him food in place of the maids.

And yet, Lord Kenshin spurs any offer of help. To him, you are no more than a casualty waiting to happen.

Time and time again, you prove your use to him. You are dedicated and never know when to give up; in this way, you remind him of a younger version of himself.

It’s not until you nearly lose your life on the battlefield that he suddenly realizes that he had inadvertently become so attached to you. He had grown fond of you without meaning to. He has this fierce urge to simultaneously protect you and to push you away - the former because there is no one who could protect you better than him, and the latter because there is no one you need protecting against more than Lord Kenshin himself.

After you endanger yourself trying to pull one of his fallen soldiers to safety, Lord Kenshin decides to lock you up somewhere you could never, ever be hurt. Of course, that hurts you more than anything else.

“Please, please,” you plead, clutching onto the sleeve of his kimono before he can close the cell door behind him. Warm tears fall down your cheeks as you bury your face into his stomach. “I don’t want to be safe if it means letting everyone around me suffer. I’d rather die knowing I did what I could than live knowing that I did nothing.”

He turns back momentarily to refuse, but he is startled by the ferocity that meets his gaze. Reflected in your eyes is the same desperate desire to serve another, the hopeless resignation of failing to protect someone that burned within him for Isehime and now glows for you.

“Teach me how to fight like you.” You let go of his sleeve and step back, kneeling before him and bowing deeply. “Please, I beg you. I want to be able to protect myself. I want to be able to protect the people that I care about.”

He looks away, shocked by your willfulness. Perhaps he was wrong to think of you as delicate when you possessed a strength, a determination, that was anything but. “Get up. You don’t need to prostrate yourself in front of me,” he sighs, a slight smile forming on his lips. “We start tomorrow. I won’t go easy on you this time. Prove to me… that I was wrong about you.”

Shingen

The castle has livened up since your arrival, and Lord Shingen can’t help but be fascinated by the little lady who has seemingly appointed herself as chatelaine of Kasugayama.

He is endlessly entertained by you. He watches you amusedly, eyebrow cocked in curiosity as you diligently pour yourself into your work, cheerfully chat up the maids, and thoughtlessly jump at any and all opportunities to help out around the castle. Your disruptive, overly excitable, and clumsy personality reminds him of Yukimura. He sees potential in you, the same way he saw potential in Yukimura.

Lord Shingen is more than happy to take you under his tutelage. He offers to teach whatever you’d like to learn. This, of course, earns him a dubious look from Yukimura. “Geez, you better not be filling her head with a bunch of useless–”

In your eyes, he treats you more like an adult than any of the other warlords do because he mostly leaves you to your own devices, trusting you to learn by experience. Though it may seem as though he’s not paying you much attention, the reality is that Lord Shingen is always observing your behavior, ready to interfere if ever you find yourself in danger.

Nevertheless, he can’t help but spoil and pamper you as if you were his daughter. Sometimes, you fall asleep in the garden or while sitting in the hallway waiting for another opportunity to prove yourself. On those days, Lord Shingen can’t help but find solace in your soft, sleepy snores. Lifting you into his arms, he is the one who carries you to your room and tucks you into bed after a hard day’s work.

Whenever you two spend time together, women seem to just flock to him. That was never his intention in welcoming you as a part of Kasugayama, but of course, he’s not complaining about it, either.

Your careless decision to risk your life on the battlefield takes him by surprise and leaves he and Lord Kenshin both trembling as they rush to your side. Never before had he felt so proud of and at the same time, so afraid to lose someone.

Though he shares Lord Kenshin’s fear that you will get hurt if not locked away, he knows that it’s unreasonable to suppress someone as fearless and strong-willed as you. He would never want to hold a little warrior like you back…

… especially when he knows it would be doing not only a disservice to you, but to the rest of Kasugayama. After all, it just may be a brave little girl who can shatter Lord Kenshin’s perception of femininity.

Yukimura

You two… are like a rowdy pair of siblings. You’re always butting heads and getting on each others’ nerves, constantly trying to outwit the other and simultaneously making fools of yourselves in front of everyone else. There’s something endearing about each meaningless argument you share; through the hair pulling and the finger pointing, the taunting and the teasing, the both of you care immensely for one another as an older brother and younger sister do.

Of course, Yukimura would never say that outright. He wouldn’t want you to think of him as a total softie. After all, you look up to him… right? (He’s convinced himself that he is one of your idols but the reality is, you probably think he’s about the biggest idiot you’ve ever met.)

He shows his affection for you in the annoyed tone of his voice, in his relentless nagging, and in his playful shove. The two of you roughhouse quite a bit around the castle, Yukimura chasing you through slippery hallways after you throw a soapy, wet towel at his head during sparring practice. It’s these moments that Yukimura treasures the most since it’s about the only time that the two of you get to act like kids again. It always amazes everyone else how being around a child can make Yukimura act even more immaturely than he already does.

Of course, with your hardworking personality and Yukimura’s fierce loyalty to Lord Shingen, the two of you manage to turn everything into some sort of competition. Who can scrub the floors faster? Who can serve tea faster without spilling? It’s all fun and games for the two of you, but for Lord Shingen and Lord Kenshin, it’s like having two more servants!

Although Lord Shingen advises you against spending too much time with Yukimura, explaining that you’ll become a boor like him if you do, the two of you are frequently together. You enjoy accompanying Yukimura on his espionage trips, posing as Yukimura’s little sister so often that you forget every now and then that the two of you aren’t blood-related. You two share a horse and, when you get tired of walking, he’ll let you sit on his shoulders. Finally, you can get back at him for all of the times he ruffled your hair.

With a diligent saleswoman like you by his side, he actually manages to sell a lot of the women’s accessories that he is pretending to peddle in the Azuchi marketplace. For the record, you’re the only person he would ever let stick a stupid flower hairclip in his hair - and you better not bring it up to Lord Shingen because he’d never hear the end of it.

As an older brother figure, Yukimura is extremely protective of you. Like Lord Shingen, Yukimura has given you some of his own well-intended advice. For example, “Make sure you stay away from weird guys like Lord Shingen when you get older.”

Though he’d never admit it, you have come to mean a lot to him. That being said, he feels an obligation to protect you, to keep you safe, to always be by your side. When he sees you running into the battlefield, throwing caution to the wind, he doesn’t even have to think before he’s sprinting to you, throwing himself over you like a shield. It’s the first time you’ve seen him so enraged with you, and your heart sinks to your feet as you realize how your carelessness has hurt him.

“You idiot–…!” he mutters angrily, almost crying bitter tears as the two of you stand in the midst of a storm, surrounded by thousands of fallen bodies and bloodshed. “I don’t want to lose you tonight too…”

Sasuke

Like Yukimura, Sasuke becomes somewhat of a brotherly figure in your life. Whereas you and Yukimura are like the youngest child and middle child, Sasuke is the eldest. He is cool and composed, the mediator for you two.

Sasuke first introduces you as his rambunctious little sister in order to quell any suspicions the warlords might have about your untimely arrival. Awkwardly, he lifts you into his arms away from his body and presents you to Lord Kenshin, Lord Shingen, and Yukimura. “See?” he tells them, expressionless. “Isn’t she cute?” The warlords are stunned by his display of familiarity, so they merely nod their heads in unison in hopes that Sasuke will put you back down.

Taking care of you has been perhaps the wildest experiment experience of Sasuke’s life. A stellar student even in his teenage years, Sasuke had paid attention in his high school Marriage & Family class. Unfortunately for him, the curriculum was lacking in its parenting techniques for children who time travel to wartorn Japan. He approaches you as a new dad would: cautiously. You, tiny, dainty little girl, are as terrifying to him as a butterfly.

Nevertheless, Sasuke is completely committed to ensuring your survival. This ninja has his eyes on you at all times, even if you may not realize it. There is no one who he is as dedicated to as he is to you and your needs; ever since your arrival, you have been his number one priority.

To him, you are a curiosity - an interesting brain to pick. At first, he was worried that you wouldn’t be able to adjust to Sengoku life. But your precocious, albeit careless, personality proves him wrong. Your excellent work ethic makes Sasuke incredibly proud to call you his sister, even if it is just a guise. He is impressed by the way that you quickly adapt to your surroundings and become a functional member of Kasugayama castle.

Even so, he can’t help but worry about you. After all, you’re still a child - and a daring, impulsive child at that. Each time that you mindlessly wander into town alone, each time that you volunteer yourself to go shopping for the warlords, each time that you accompany them to the battlefield… he worries. Sasuke feels responsible for you and your safety.

You are like an uncontrolled variable: out of his reach, unpredictable, and risky. One false move could get you killed in a time like this. To a scientist like him, not being able to anticipate danger and therefore failing to rescue you, is his greatest fear.

For you, he acts as a voice of reason, advising you against acting without thinking. Though he hardly scolds you in the same manner as Yukimura, you will know when you’ve disappointed him. Somehow, the sting of his fallen face is even more painful to bear.

When it comes to you, it’s difficult to Sasuke to rationalize his fierce need to protect you. These past few months that you have spent together, the two of you have grown extremely close. He cares for you as though you really are his sister.

After you almost perish before his eyes, he kneels in front of you for an earnest, face-to-face talk. For what seems to be the first time, you see a flicker of emotion behind Sasuke’s stoic expression. He looks at you silently, then lowers his gaze in thought. “If I were to return without you…” he trails off, “I would never forgive myself.” He glances up at you once more, and you stare into his sincere eyes. “So please, for me…” he murmurs, “Be more careful.”

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anyway-i-love-vanderwood · 7 years

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RFA + V & Saeran's reaction to like an MC with a compulsive shopping problem like "MC when will we ever need fifteen scrub daddies?" Kinda thing. Because lemme tell you late night infomercials will get to you eventually.

✿ this sure is a blast to the past.

Yoosung

Questions you? This boy enables you.

By month two of living together you own a menagerie of snuggies, an armada of specialized shower slippers, and a single Obama chia pet that lives on the kitchen counter.

He wanders in at the middle of the night to you sprawled out on the couch, watching the infomercials flicker in a daze, and he sits down in a stupor near you to sip his coffee and watch what’s occurring on the screen.

“Flex-tape,” he says to himself softly. “We could fix anything with that.”

“Yeah,” you say.

“Like the bumper of our car. And that leaky bucket. And the chair that keeps falling apart!”

“Yeah,” you say again, pulling out your phone.

Seven thinks this is hilarious. Zen tries to stage an intervention. Jumin is endlessly entertained by this silly commoner practice, and ends up taking one of your Forever Comfy Cushions for his own purposes.

Zen

“What are you buying,” Zen says, accusation permeating every inch of his flat voice. Nothing! you insist, but he doesn’t believe you.

He never believes you.

Zen loves you and thinks the sun itself shines in your eyes, but he also knows that you have a problem and knows that you do not need another specialty home improvement product.

“But these are cool!” You insist. “And useful! They’re feet for your chair and they keep your floors from getting scratches and YOU CAN’T TELL ME OUR CHAIRS DON’T NEED SHOES, ZEN. THEY’RE NAKED.”

“OUR CHAIRS ARE NAKED, ZEN.”

zen doesn’t understand. he’s lived a life of complete asceticism, often not even having the bare necessities of life. and here you are, filling his home with useless junk.

like really.

why do you need magnifying lens glasses.

you don’t.

y o u d o n ‘ t.

Jaehee

god save this poor woman it’s like dating jumin if jumin had some weird discount shopping fetish.

The word “sale” just gets you going like no other, and more than once have you shaken Jaehee awake saying that oh my god there’s this cooking product on tv and it looks so useful i could use it to make you perfect roasted apples AND over easy eggs and if we order now WE GET TWO

CAN I, JAEHEE

“go to sleep, MC,” jaehee says like a prayer, but she knows that god isn’t listening.

you’re going to order it.

you’re going to inflict this upon her.

…she is kind of grateful though when she realizes how damn handy your stupid Chop Wizard is for slicing onions. No more teary eyes. It’s like a miracle.

Jumin

whenever you open your mouth, Jumin hears a great idea while everyone else hears utter insanity..

Of course you need five pairs of ant-resistant socks, MC! That sounds like a great idea. Get five for me, too.

Of course you need Hydro Mouse Liquid Lawn to promote healthy lawn growth, MC! It doesn’t matter that you don’t have a lawn, it sounds useful for the future.

Of course you need a Super Duper Ultra Hi-def HDMI cable, MC! That way we can watch cat videos on the TV in crystal clear quality.

Of course we -

MC IS THAT A LUXURY CAT CONDO ON TV?

BUY IT IMMEDIATELY.

jaehee has to get a storehouse for the Weird Bullshit you acquire and she also wants to die.

Seven

He turns infomercial shopping with you into a party game, where you pick random things to buy, and when they arrive, the pair of you try to find the most improbable uses for them ever.

Your house turns into this weird, Post-Apocalyptic style wreck where everything is crafted from jury-rigged infomercial products, and Seven is just Loving Life.

You have cabinets made out of multicolored duck tape and egg beaters, which you used your 5 Second Welding Wand to create.

Your walls are made out of magic mesh, which you panted with your Specialty Paint Spray Applicator

Seven turns the set of miracle knives you bought into a makeshift home security system.

The 124-pack of magic, color changing markers was the best purchase of your collective lives, and you color in your ramshackle home, content with no one wanting to visit you ever.

V cannot say no to you, which is unfortunate, because someone really needs to say no to you.

Egg powder! Super choppers! Hey V, do we need a callous remover? S-sure, he stutters, and you buy that too.

You own five different kinds of furniture powder, eighty-one types of cleaning supplies, a drawer full of compression socks, and a case of Furniture Fixes to Lift Your Sagging Cushions™

Your house is somehow both pristine and also filled with junk. RIP V’s artsy minimalist lifestyle.

…Some of the products actually end up being pretty helpful for helping him deal with his blindness, though, so he’s thankful for that, at least.

Saeran

HE IS JUST AS BAD AS YOU, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT COMES TO TOYS

like seriously, you come home and you’ve got another box of weird gimmicky art supplies like air-blowing magic markers and color-shifting crayons.

You have a jolly old time using them to decorate the new apple-slicer Saeran bought.

He gets a “make-your-own-crayon” kit and, well, that’s your Tuesday!

He tries to buy you presents, too, like new pots, pans, and a third pressure cooker, and you’re always so happy!

Finally, someone who gets it!

Finally, someone who understands!

You have a tool for every situation! Who cares if your house is going to burst?

…Eventually, Vanderwood convinces you to give some of the excess to charity, because this is ridiculous.

Vanderwood

"Can I - “

“No.”

"But it would be so - “

“NO.”

“It’s so cheap though –”

“N O,” Vanderwood declares like a Roman judge, then turns off the television. They are not allowing this. They are not playing this game. They are not –

Wait.

Was that a shower scrubber?

Shit, let’s get ten.

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