#he will now be even more insufferable

[cod-dump]

Nikpricegraves thoughts, special delivery!

Nik getting more grey in his hair, and neither Price or Graves wants to bring it up, because they don't know how Nik feels about it. They dom't want to make him feel self-conscious.

So they wait. And Nik finally brings it up, very casually (fronting like hell) musing aloud that he might color the grey so people don't think their evac pilot is too old.

And maaaaybe Price and Graves wanted their responses to be a liiiittle more restrained, a little more level-headed. But they weren't.

Price: You are not TOUCHING that silver--

Graves: Like HELL you're--absolutely not!

Price: Anyone lucky enough to have you picking him up has no right to complain about that!

Graves: And it's sexy as hell anyway!

Price: Exactly, you're fuckin gorgeous.

Nik: ... Thank you?

Nik was a very confident man. He was sure of himself, comfortable in his own skin and almost never doubted himself. But seeing the thin stripes of silver in his hair… he wasn’t too confident on it. The reality of him being old was setting in and he wasn’t very happy about it.

Nik never gave the thought of him getting old much thought considering he didn’t think he would get this far, especially not with his constant flirting with death. He never thought about how he would feel about growing grey, and now that it was here, highlighting his temples? Nik felt his heart squeeze, uncertainty making his chest tight.

Worse part was that neither his husband or boyfriend had mentioned anything about the grey, which just added to his uncertainty about it. He’s caught them whispering about it, both immediately cutting themselves off upon noticing him. He’s caught them staring, again no comments about it. Nik knows they had noticed it, of course they did. They notice everything new or different about him, most of the time even before he’s noticed it.

He didn’t like their silence and was choosing to assume the worst. But he kept quiet, just like how they were choosing to stay quiet. The topic of greying hair wouldn’t come up until one night while they ate dinner. He couldn’t help but stare at their own hair, how he would’ve noticed if John had started to grey (surprising he hadn’t by this point). The silver would’ve been noticeable amongst his dark brown hair, within his beard. It would be undeniably attractive.

Phil greying would been less noticeable considering his golden hair. There would’ve needed to be quite a few grey hairs before it was obvious and even then it would blend nicely with the gold strands. It would add to the American’s charm. Both would carry silver has crowns yet… Nik couldn’t determine that about himself. Couldn’t see himself with it, even as it took residence within his hair.

“I think I need to start investing in hair dye.”

The speed in which Phil turned his head to look at him made Nik fear he would break his neck. John just froze mid bite, eyes looking up to stare at him. Nik kept his usual level of smug confidence about him even though he wasn’t feeling anything remotely similar. Phil swallows his food, taking a deep swig of his water before he glares at him.

“Over my dead body.”

Nik blinked in surprise, his facade cracking.

“Nik, my love, if you do that you’d break my heart,” John added, staring intensely at him.

Nik looked between his partners before he cleared his throat, “Right-“

“Nikky, I’m serious,” Phil said firmly, “That silver is so fucking hot and if you dye it I’ll probably cry.”

“I second that,” John said very seriously.

Nik couldn’t help but laugh at their seriousness. Phil stood and walked behind him fingers going into his hair which of course caused Nik to lean back and practically melt. John stood as well and walked over.

“Should’ve known something was up when you hadn’t said anything. Big, bad Nikolai, insecure over some grey hairs.”

Nik huffs, closing his eyes as Phil continued to play with his hair, “I am not insecure.”

“You just said you wanted to dye it.”

Nik huffs, he could hear Phil’s smirk. He mustered up an unamused frown, which was immediately chased away by a well placed kiss from John. Nik was choosing to be annoyed in order to hide how relieved he felt about their approval. The two would probably pry that confession out of him later when it wouldn’t add onto their smugness over his unusual lack of confidence.

“You might want to prepare for when we return from leave, the boys are definitely going to say something when they notice.”

Nik snorts, “If they have a problem with their transport getting grey then they can cry about it.”

“Cry and complain, with bad jokes on the side.”

By the time they returned from leave, Nik would regain his rock solid confidence. And some jokes of his own because what is an old man without his jokes?

#nikpricegraves my beloved #call of duty #modern warfare #cod nikolai #john price #phillip graves #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves #drabble #he will now be even more insufferable #nik: i’m old i cant be lifting that sorry #nik: i mustve not heard you with being how old i am #nik: im old of course im grumpy #price and graves are going to be sick of him witin a week #(this is a lie they’ll never be sick of him)

[wickedcriminal]

The fact I've spent hours searching and haven't found a single swap AU fic where Alphonse is the Fullmetal Alchemist and Edward is a suit of armor is DISGRACEFUL must I do everything myself

#/lh /lh /lh but STILLLLLL SHSGSHAKAGAKAAJAK #if anyone has recs i am 👀👀👀👀 #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #fma: brotherhood #edward elric #alphonse elric #can you imagine #ed would be absolutely insufferable because he's Tall now and when people call him the Fullmetal Alchemist he doesn't even correct him #hes like 'hehehe yep that's me' #and al doesn't try to correct them either he like 'welp it makes brother happy and gives me the advantage of surprise at least' #ed uses the armor way more for offense than for defense like al does #and al still has a habit of throwing himself in front of people to protect them #Ed gives his armor an 'upgrade' with his terrible edgy fashion sense and his helmet ribbon sticks up like an antenna #meanwhile al wears the most Vanilla clothes ever and ed is always muttering about how boring he is #eds helmet gets knocked off and everyones like 'WHERE IS HIS BODY??' and als like 'oh its in there he's just so short you can't see him' #and ed gets SO MADDDD #i call this AU... fullmetal AL-chemist

[seventh-district]

so uh. that 2.2 Special Program, huh

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr 2.2 #hsr spoilers #hsr leaks #the body of this post reads as far less enthusiastic than i really am #i just don’t know how to casually return from my latest 2 week hiatus only to gush abt a game i’ve hardly blogged abt before #but i’m not making a whole ass sideblog for it like i did for Genshin. nah y’all r gonna bear witness to my fixation with this one #so anyways don’t mind me. vibrating into another dimension with anticipation for the next 11 days #it’s insane man. a year ago i Never ever woulda thought i’d be so invested in this game. and it took Months for the game to really grab me #but i’m v glad i kept coming back even when i was struggling to really get into it. like i just had this feeling that if i stuck around and #gave the game a chance to really like. come into its stride. i just always felt like there was Something there and i just hadn’t found it #and holy shit i finally found it in Penacony. the devs really truly outdid themselves with this region and these characters and this story #not to discount everything that’s happened prior. like i was genuinely Liking it all before now but i wasn’t Loving it y’know #but that may be more a ‘me having to fight tooth n’ nail to force myself to consume new media’ thing than it is a matter of the actual game #anyways i came here to talk abt the program! bc since i’m not filming my HSR stuff i’m gonna be insufferable abt it on Tumblr instead ! :) #and i’m probably not filming any more Genshin stuff. or anything else at all for that matter but let’s not talk abt that dead dream #pun not intended lmao. Anyways let’s return to the subject at hand while there’s still room left in these tags shall we #i’m so fucking glad they had Aventurine on this program man. especially since he’s leaked to only have 18 lines in 2.2… it was nice to see- #-him here at least 🥹 i’ll take what i can get. his unenthusiastic little bird noises at the beginning.. him being reluctant to come out.. #the way one of the first things to come out of his mouth was ‘y’know DR RATIO once told me…’ like boy we get it ur in love with him 🙄 (/J!) #i love how they can’t go on these programs w/o talking abt each other it’s adorable. AND THE WAY HE WAS THE ONE TO EXPLAIN BOOTHILL’S KIT!? #they can’t just fuel my crackship like this… god and his whole ‘muddle-fudger.. son-of-a-nice-lady?’ thing had me wheezing #Aven mocking Boothill’s inability to curse was not on my special program bingo card but fuck i’m here for it #and Robin being all curious abt him was so cute.. ‘who /is/ he? … does he order milk at the bar?’ i’m crying she’s so sweet #also the trailer was fucking insane. which feels redundant as hell bc all of HoYo’s version trailers go hard but like. still. wow. #that millisecond long shot of Boothill surveying the skyline is so fucking good. also what the fuck is Jing Yuan doing here!! #not complaining at all tho. we’ve got JY & DH(IL?). Argenti(?). Boothill. Sunday. Aven. all my men r here and i am eating so fucking good #Seven.txt #viddy game stuff

[silenthillbunni]

📓🖊️🧸

#i feel so lonely now bc i have no one to talk to sksksk #my sisters gets mad whenever i try to talk 2 mom and she just slammed doors nd got irritated at me #nd my mom is so stressed nd in a bad mood so she just got annoyed when i tried saying smth to her #so ig i should just vent to my bestfriend beloved diary confidant thats been here for me for 5yrs<3333 #anywayyy today was rough.. i woke up w a headache after 3hrs of sleep :(( #but still had to get up nd get ready nd eat boxed mashed potatoes for breakkyy 🤢🤮 (it's so gross after eating it everyday lol) #then w my hunchback nd achy stomach i went to school. it was frustrating bc ppl r so fkn rude #they bumped into me at the bus nd i had to sit like a weirdo caging my left stomach side from everyone. had to elbow some dumb fkn guy bc he #pressed his backpack into my side. so i had to basically push it away from me lol he thought i was so weird. but move tf away asshole?????? #got to school nd checked myself in the mirror nd i was so pale i look like absolute garbage its annoying :(( #it was next to insufferable to endure class bc my head hurt so bad (it was the worst part i think) nd i couldnt sit up straight so my back #hurt so bad too sksksks :< #but i managed to write a little but on my assignment #then i left a bit earlier bc i couldnt stand it anymore i was feeling so bad #wrnt to the library bc i had to return some books. could only carry two small ones tho so have to go back multiple times sksksk #felt soooo bad but ate some more disgusting mashed potatoes nd took a nap w an ice pack. took a migraine pill even if it upsets my stomach🤣 #now a few hours later i feel better physically #buuuuuut im so miserable im not even kidding #idc if it sound pathetic or fatty but genuinely that moment w a cup of coffee nd a small chocolate treat everyday makes me feel sm better #like im not kidding!!!!! it does a lot for my peace of mind sksksk T-T #im so miserable bc i cant eat anything still im so hungry :(( #and im weak. im pale. my skin's dry. it's itchy bc of malnutrition... i feel faint nd dizzy nd slow nd just not good at all #im so frustrated i hate this sm i wanna feel strong and healthy!! i dont wanna be constantly hungry. i wanna go to the gym nd go for walks #i wanna be able to sit up straight nd not get back pain!!! #i know i know it's only been 8 days since surgery and it takes time to heal i get it..... :( #but theres just too much going on and im so sick and tired of it all #mostly i just wanna be able to eat and feel strong bc i feel so weak nd i miss food so much sksksksk

[munamania]

i won’t screenshot the dms bc i don’t feel like opening the latest message but EYE posted on my story abt the tiktok pictured below basically about how i got horny thinking abt someone working through a difficult math problem lol don’t worry abt that anyway sam slides up bc i cut part of it out so as to avoid insta censors and my slight embarrassment lol and was like does that say c*m and i was like well yes and then he was like haha what you’re into math… girl u have to walk w the thought process 😑 which i know you’re incapable of anyway so i vaguely responded like ah yeah what being away from stem for so long will do to u and he responds with like ten messages. including. ‘you gotta do it yourself’ that’s not the point 🙄 ‘you know how i’m terrible at talking to women’ wow really ‘so i realized i can calculate the speed of cum’ ‘bc i have some data’ DID I ASK?????!???!?!!!?!!!!! hello there’s oversharing and then there’s this… does the girl you’re having sex with know you share to this extent. and then he said how he accidentally brought this up to someone irl to be like haha awk whoops and i was like yeah well there r times where perhaps we need to self censor. and then i also get a message that’s like ‘hang on im doing the math’ IM NEVER EVER EVER GONNA BE ATTRACTED TO U I HOPE U KNOW THAT SCREAAMMMMM (and u need to know bc he’s genderfluid. im only using one set of pronouns for clarity on here ok i promise im not a dick. but he thinks he’s like. an exception for lesbians basically… like he doesn’t Count…. and like look im no essentialist im all for like freaky gender sex but also at so many other turns you do take advantage of being seen as a white male so. i don’t. yeah.) he’s kind of like the creepy dude at the edge of the friend group in high school named matt who would constantly harass me and my ex but like tried to be so lowk abt it. and it’s so bad basically. ‘17mph is crazy’ i hope you fall in an intersection sorry i can’t do this anymore 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 so pissed i have to see him tmrw i should be able to watch mmxxl w scully in peace

#like. WHAT possesses a person to say all this #it’s not like i’ve never talked abt sex stuff w sam or friends i mean look at my major and shit we’re watching we’re all adults here #but like HUUUUHHHHH???? on my silly little story about wanting to watch someone do calc or some shit… shut up… #it’s actually insufferable and i need u all to know. it has not always been to #like. this egregiously bad. certainly there are some flags i missed over time even when we first met maybe but he was significantly #more chill last year.. at least as far as i interacted w him. this is like. yeah idk #and just any time we’re together in person now he launches into whatever is on his mind or he’s up to at that moment what happened to hello #how are you etc. not that i can even like stand conversation esp like. dude we haven’t talked since the day we recorded the podcast #assignment which was also egregious. why would you start off like this. hello #abby talks #i hope his other roommate like beats him up or something. wont happen but well #AND more importantly. do i wear a mini skirt tmrw if i’m seeing roommate #we’re supposed to but we were also hoping to hang outside and now it’s gonna rainnnn but we’ll see #i don’t usually go for a cunty little fit on a monday. but i could. AND i get to go to class a half hour late

[livetogether--diealone]

My man is trying to make normal brake heating that every driver experiences sound the same as the issues that charles was experiencing. He says he had to move out of the racing line to cool his brakes - which charles was doing too and it made no difference so clearly it wasn't the same issue. How you going to compare 100 degrees imbalance to slight expected normal heating that everyone experiences. So shameless. As always, I have to commend his PR approach because he knows that the masses will take his quote at face value and believe his bullshit and won't use critical thinking skills to realise that he 100% would've complained on the radio if he had an issue. I wish someone asked Fred about it, because he would put him in his place

Exactly one thing is your brakes heating up, like that will happen during a race, one thing is what charles had he didn’t know where the car would go when braking, and also he expects me to believe that the way that he is he didn’t said one single word about it in the radio, sus 🤨

#get your podium get your dotd and shut the fuck up #now that he's leaving he will be even more insufferable #ask time #drivers discourse

[flattenedcat]

*a few moments ago*

Ayan Sukkhapisit: Certified Comedian and Flirting Extraordinaire

#the eclipse #akkayan #akk x ayan #the eclipse series #the eclipse ep 8 #the eclipse episode 8 #the eclipse crack #the eclipse the series #the eclipse spoilers #the eclipse stills #my posts #i love him so much #not too sure if this was actually an innuendo #but sure felt like it #and anyways #anything out of that boy's mouth is bound to have some sort of double meaning #rip akk's sanity #now that ayan's got a *taste* he's gonna be even more insufferable #apologies for the shitty screenshots btw

[todayisafridaynight]

Okay I can't post it until next week at the earliest and NEED to get this off my chest between now and my next longer reply because of stuff we were talking about:

Confirmed in one of my livestream clips there's been actual consideration towards Mine having survived. It's just a matter of his voice actor's availability and wanting to do it right if they end up doing it. We really could see Mine back in the main series.

And I recorded that clip based on something I misheard and didn't register that part at all until now. How Are We Doing Tonight

(Speaking of, get well soon!! I was sick myself the past couple of weeks, it's awful)

me waiting for the absolute millisecond yokoyama drops the 100% Mine Survived The Fall statement

#snap chats #ON THE REAL THOUGH HELLO ? #hang on i need to put my thinking cap on after i threw it across the room excited #OK so i recall yokoyama(? im p sure it was yokoyama lik 99% sure it was him) talked about the concept of mine being alive #i think i still have the tweet bookmarked and while he didnt blatantly confirm it he did kind of allude to it #EITHER WAY ive gotten hope from the idea of mine being alive before #BUT IF THIS IS CREDENCE TO FURTHER CONFIRMATION i might just explode. i MIGHT just be even MORE insufferable #this is such a funny case though like i love how the status of mine's mortality is treated like an actual missing person's case sometimes #Area Man That Went Missing In 2009 Has Finally Been Found Alive #im holding off on the Mine's Alive memes until theres a Confirmation confirmation #i dont even care if he comes back in the main games (yes i do im lying) just the idea that's he's out there would satisfy me for now #if mine was just a local cryptid in the rgg franchise that would be JUST as funny oh my god actual zhao in judgement type beat #BUT THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION I CAN SEE WHY YOU'D WANNA SAY SOMETHING NOW #IF YOU GET THE CLIP OF THAT READY LIKE OBVI ID LOVE TO SEE IT ?? MY STARS #gonna think of this all night.. mine should come back so i can be even more annoying #and thank you- i hope you're feeling better from your sickness now ! #i think im starting to feel better- i just have to stay inside more i guess #when i was at school there was pretty much no foliage so my allergies werent as bad #but back home theres nothing But foliage im gonna throw up ☠️

[faerociousbeast]

this isnt even me being gay i just wish people would remember that dave and karkat had and still have other dynamics like..... out Side of each other. karkat is literally a the bonds player he has friends who he cares about a lot i am going to

#most of karkats friends fucking died and sollux just fucking dipped on him bro and youre telling me he sees another #'insufferable prick' with shades #and instead of anything else theyre yaoiing it up now #youre telling me dave strider 'johns a hero my bros a hero but im not' had to be separate from his best friend from three years #and yet #stop making rosemary nothing more than wingwoman stop ignoring jade and terezi entirely #even in canon some of the meteor lines are straight up from fucking previous dynamics 'these convos we have are so embarrassing' #And yet #idek what im yapping about its just. they have friends man #i think they shouldve at least bonded about having your best friend leave you behind #more permanent in karkats case

[tadbitfooled]

📏 + 6ft, for Talilah ofc 👀

Send me 📏 (ruler) + your muses height and I'll compare them to mine!

YOU MADE HIM TALLER THAN THE TWO OFFICIAL HEIGHTS!! RUDE

#sanguistra #Asks: Talilah Bluethorn #Character: Talilah Bluethorn #OOC #HE IS NOW EVEN *MORE* INSUFFERABLE TO HER HOW DARE

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

kobe stans pretending like wilt chamberlain’s 100 point game never happened because theres no video as if someone would lie about a black man scoring 100 points in a single game at a time when they actively did not want black men in the nba. lol. i just saw someone make this point and then some moron was like “90% of the basketball community is black”. like, in the 1960s? they say wilt dropped a benjamin because he literally did

#yes one rapist for another okay but wilt chamberlain has been dead many years and kobe’s stans are deeply insufferable #even more so now that he is also dead

[teememdee]

periodic reminder that this blog is not a safe space for yasuo

#was trying to find good ahri fanart for her birthday. saw too much of him and now i'm upset #he sucks and i do not like him and i think whatever riot is trying with them is terribly forced and i hate it So Much #i just think he is insufferable and ruined king did an abysmal job of trying to convince me of any possible dynamic btwn them #which yes i was a hater going into it but seeing the attempts. laughable. #ahri's conversations with sarah fortune about the same things feel actually genuine and there is actual chemistry there. #even her and PYKE have more of a friendship going on #'one who makes me laugh' WHEREEEEEEE #okay i'm calming down. i'm normal about fictional characters. i hate that guy don't make me look at him #tanner talks

[bellerintwo]

thinking about a declan nld goal

#would’ve changed my life man #he had to get injured on purpose he knew I’d be even more insufferable than I am now

[stranded-labyrinth]

every time i see someone write or suggest a werewolf hannibal au all i can think about is this super sophisticated man becoming absolutely devastated because will called him a bad boy

#he would be so dramatic about it too #his wolf form is like a dog that fakes limping for attention #just on the floor whimpering and will refuses to budge #he knows these games he has dogs #it somehow becomes even more insufferable when he transforms back #he's just monologuing about will's clear hatred of him #will has never considered disowning a dog before. he might now #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram

[rendnotmyheart]

Jason Todd is a Christopher Marlowe (specifically Doctor Faustus) girlie and I stand by that

#this is incredibly niche but i literally have never been more right about anything ever #doctor faustus is all about predestination and am i damned or can i be saved? #which is just so jason todd #like faustus is absolutely convinced of his own damnation #to the point that he thinks that the serpent who tempted eve can be saved but not him #also the writing is just so fucking good and jason would be insufferable about this play #like when he was younger he was a shakespeare guy bc pretentious and shakespeare is pretty accessible #but post resurrection??? #he happened upon doctor faustus by chance and he hasn't been the same since #he's a marlowe girlie now through and through #there's this one line in the A text that goes #i'll leap up to my god! who drags me down? see see how christ's blood streams in the firmament! one drop would save my soul. half a drop! #like gOD the imagery? #faustus trying to leap up to god but something is dragging him down? #christ's blood streaming from the sky and all faustus needs is not even one drop but just half a drop and yet he still can't get even that #that line is part of his monologue in the minutes before he gets dragged to hell by demons #(he sold his soul to the devil in exchange for magic bc he was bored of academia and had learned everything he possibly could already) #but at the very end of the monologue he goes #my god my god look not so fierce on me! #which if you know the bible is a blatant blasphemy of christ's my god my god why have you forsaken me #like marlowe is so #to have the man who sold his soul to devil in his last moments before being condemned begging to god mirror jesus's line from his last #moments before he was condemned to die?? #no fucking wonder marlowe was accused of blasphemy (and sodomy but that's not relevant) #anyway back to jason todd #he would fucking love this play #more detailed thoughts on this later maybe #jason todd #doctor faustus #batman

[icedteaandoldlace]

Considering the overlap between the Glee and Flash fandoms, it's a wonder no one's written an AU where Cisco’s useless college roommate isn’t Sebastian Ollins, but Sebastian Smythe. Unless I'm mistaken, in which case point me to it.

#throw in Barry and Kurt as roommates in a different building and have them double date #but have Barry and Cisco start as Internet friends so they start building a relationship not knowing what each other looks like #then when they finally meet in person Cisco's like ''dear god'' #Kurt of course has had to live with Barry gushing about Cisco and reading his rants about Sebastian out loud #and Kurt KNOWS good and well exactly who they're about and he says NOTHING because he finds this situation all so amusing #and he gets in touch with Sebastian and tells him what's going on #and Sebastian finds it hilarious as well and starts being even MORE insufferable now that he knows he's driving Cisco crazy #all as part of a plan to get Barry and Cisco to meet in person and get together #and in their matchmaking process Kurt and Sebastian wind up getting together as well #The Flash #Cisco Ramon #Barry Allen #Sebastian Smythe #Kurt Hummel #Sebastian Ollins #Barrisco #Kurtbastian