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#heavenly official’s blessing incorrect quotes
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Feng Xin: *hits Hua Cheng in the head with a ball*
Xie Lian three hours later, trying to coax him down from a tree: It’s okay, he’s gone.
Feng Xin, literally shaking with fear: He’s not gone, he’s waiting.
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Hua Cheng: I put a little a note in your bag to tell you that I love you.
Xie Lian: Dear, this is a ten page essay.
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Heavenly Official: C'mon, Hua Chengzhu can’t be good at everything. Who knows, maybe he’s a terrible kisser or something.
Xie Lian: No. He’s good at that too.
Heavenly Official: Well, there’s gotta be some- wait, what?!
Xie Lian: What?
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Quan Yizhen: If the house was on fire and you could only bring one thing out, what would you take?
Feng Xin: My sword!
Mu Qing: Money.
Hua Cheng: Gege.
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Xie Lian: Hahahahaha..a nap.
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Someone, to Xie Lian: Hey, can I have your number?
Xie Lian, confused: Um, okay—
Hua Cheng, slapping Xie Lian’s phone to the ground: It’s broken, sorry.
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Xie Lian: What did you do?!
Feng Xin: I didn’t do anything!
Mu Qing, in the distance: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?
Feng Xin: Ignore that.
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Feng Xin: If Xie Lian jumped off a cliff, would you?
Hua Cheng, seriously: Anything for Gege.
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Xie Lian: Strength is forgiving someone who was never really sorry.
Mu Qing: Okay, not to be dramatic or anything, but I would literally rather die.
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Xie Lian, about the plan: Tell me, Lord Wind Master, how are we looking?
Shi Qingxuan: Hot, but not like we’re trying too hard.
Shi Qingxuan: Like, sure, we’re trying, but it’s almost effortless.
Xie Lian:
Xie Lian: I meant the plan.
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Hua Cheng in his real form, with silver butterflies dancing around him, having completely wooed Xie Lian in his first attempt: I will never be worthy of his highness, ever....(TT)
Guoshi: you fucked up a completely chaste cultivator is what you did. Look at him, he is oozing with demonic energy now.
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Xie Lian: Would it be alright for me to ask you a favour?
Hua Cheng: I would willingly die for you, but go on?
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Hua Cheng to the heavenly officials : Alright, listen up, you little shits.
Hua Cheng: Not you, Dianxia. You're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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Jun Wu: Didn't I tell you not to trust anyone?
Xie Lian: I thought you were an exception.
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He Xuan: I need some space.
Shi Qingxuan, tearing up: Are you breaking up with me?
He Xuan: No, I'm falling out of the bed.
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Xie Lian: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Hua Cheng: Wha-
Xie Lian: And then I remember I won't be able to see you if I do.
Hua Cheng: *blushes*
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Mu Qing: Sometimes I feel like dying.
Feng Xin: Good for you.
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Feng xin and Mu qing:“You can't just keep adopting stray kids,you meet.”
Xie Lian:“Watch me.”
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