#these two lmao

[azathothweirdo]

Still dying at Izumo's and Yukio's expressions. They're the only ones to fully grasp what Shiemi is spewing out lmao

#ao no exorcist #blue exorcist #izumo kamiki #yukio okumura #these two lmao

[acapelladitty]

prompt: someone (preferably Bruce) is under Harvey's desk while he deals with some business

Gosh I wish that was me 😫😫😫

Tucked neatly away beneath the hard wood of Harvey's work desk, the warmth from Bruce's cramped, flushed body paired with the heat radiating from Harvey's thick legs made for a uniquely uncomfortable hiding place.

"Boss! Gerry phoned, says that Sionis' men have been spotted setting up around the fishery down by the western dock."

His vision limited, Bruce could only just peek out to see the open scowl which lay on Harvey's features as he stared down the pair of goons who had knocked on his door; a scowl constructed of such open malice that Bruce doubted either of them would dare to interrupt again.

One of the men spoke, his thick accent and nasal voice carrying across the room with ease.

Bruce's ears perked up at the information even as a wicked idea alit within his mind as his gaze once more flicked ahead to Harvey's painfully-hard cock - the length still slickened by his mouth despite the timely interruption which had forced him into hiding.

"Good. Now I know where the slimy bastard is hiding out."

The hoarseness of Harvey's voice amused Bruce no end and his fingers danced across the strained fabric of the split suit which covered Harvey's knees, slowing travelling up his thick thighs.

Smirking, Bruce relished in the tickle of the faux-moustache which remained loyally stuck to his upper lip even through all of the agitation it had endured.

"Hey, where's Matches? Did he split?"

The second goon voice entered the fray, his much deeper and brassy.

"When it's your damn business, I'll let you know."

Bruce dipped his head forward, wetting a sordid line up Harvey's cock with his tongue, and it was only Bruce's iron-grip on the clothed knees that prevent them from jerking up and striking against the hard wood table.

Despite the aggression in the tone, the subtle amusement did not go unnoticed as Bruce traced his fingers across the soft, velvety skin of Harvey's exposed cock, enjoying the way that it twitched towards his fingers, begging for more.

Well, it would be rude not to.

A strangled cough from above was quickly smothered by a soft noise, almost like a suited forearm pressing itself to lips.

"My plans for Sionis will wait until I've met with Cobblepot." Harvey stated, regaining some composure even as his hips rocked dangerously against Bruce's lips. "Do not move until I've given the signal."

Bruce dropped his lips to the weeping tip of Harvey's cock, tasting the pre-cum there as he teased and took advantage of the unfortunate predicament.

"Fuck." Harvey hissed, slamming a hand against the desk; the force causing the wood to vibrate around Bruce almost as a unspoken threat.

"You okay, boss?" The nasal goon asked.

"Fuck off out of my office." Harvey hissed, "And don't come back until I call you."

#twobats #harvey dent #bruce wayne #bruharv #two face #batman #these two lmao #i love Bruce in full Matches gear its always a treat #two-face #matches malone

[imaginary-wanderer]

Hideo and Mads kiss when?

#these two lmao

[sntg]

#these two lmao #kenya moore #(hair care) #porsha williams #rhoa #gif #o

[artkaninchenbau]

A h-heartfelt reunion..?

Bonus

#Sir Crocodile #Monkey D Dragon #Emporio Ivankov #Dragodile #Crocodad #My art #One Piece #We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay #Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao #I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally #He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace. #You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that #Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy #And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do #But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨ #And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

#art #comic #coyotes #comics #my art #digital #zine #idk what else to tag this if anything #i just think coyotes are so fucking cool and excellent queer symbolism. if you think about it #< he has thought about it so fucking much #shoutout to the handful of ppl who kept me company on stream last night too hehe #sorry if you get a version with typos they should all be corrected by now. i unfortunately have adhd and made this in two days #busted out all the illustrations for this in...one night for phx zine fest lmaO #our group found out two days before we were tabling that we got taken off the waitlist. had fun today tho #greatest hits

[littledoepeach]

some ocs!! a pissed off cat girl and a high maintenance puppy girl who met on tinder and are now dating 😌🙏

#body positivity #sketch #doodle #plus size art #lesbian #cute art #wlw art #wlw #sapphic #i’m really making my two personalities kiss lmao #gl #gay girls #girl love #girlfail lesbian #girlfailure #yuri #steve and trixie

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer, ranting: Oh and he's so fucking infuriating! Thinks he can just waltz into that hotel, and into my daughter's life! Daring to argue with me, ME! The King of Hell! With his stupid coat and the ugliest fucking haircut I've ever seen, strolling around as if he owned the place!

Asmodeus, Sin of Lust, able to tell Exactly what is going on, pouring him a second margarita: Mhmm, tell me more, girl.

#hazbin hotel #radioapple #appleradio #pure kismesissitude with these two #ozzy is gonna outdrink a confession out of lucifer by the end of the night #alastor is doing the same with husk but husk doesnt care lmao #angel does tho he's the one egging him on at the bar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #helluva boss #helluva boss asmodeus

[distantsonata]

#i swear to god she's on the spectrum #aerith #aerith gainsborough #question! #question #aerith question #aerith question gif #aerith hand up #aerith hand #yeah I KNOW people are gonna search for these eventually lmao #ARE THERE ANY MORE MOMENTS LIKE THIS IN THE GAME? I haven't played it I only know of these two #any more 'question!' moments with her? #gif #gifs #my gifs #ff7 #ff7 rebirth #does that make me a dumbass

[positronichead]

The comment on levar burton’s unprompted daforge posting………

#laforge as in the two of them not the ship name but also u know. yeah #Star Trek #tng #data #geordi #post by me #Star Trek tng #had to investigate to see if that was really Brent Spiner because he’s not verified lmao

[quarklynx]

here’s my cosplay of that old lady with a sword

#don't mess with her #sword #cosplay #old lady ad #i have no idea how to tag this i just thought it was funny i had the same sword so i pulled out my stage makeup and just did this lmao #this took me like two hours with cleanup. pls reblog to make my efforts for this shitpost worth it #i'm in my mid 20's i swear #1k #5k #10k #20k #owo;

[dormatheus]

Later the lamb would just think that the real thing is nicer than the gaunlet idk

I gave up so fast holy shit

-💊

#narilamb #True Devotion #Cult of the Lamb #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #smthn silly i thought when i got this weapon bc yeahhhhh lmao #someday i'll find out how to draw these two properly sobs sad sad sad #should we have separate tags for each of us?? lmao who knows! #cotl #💊💊💊

[rissaito]

“don’t cry, my child”

i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…

#this is so self indulgent lmao #kaeya and venti are two of my fav characters so naturally i’d daydream up a bunch of hcs #hmm their canon dynamic intrigues me so much too since there’s still a lot of mystery surrounding both of them #anyways i loved drawing this one :3 #my art #genshin impact #kaeya #venti #barbatos #sketch #2024 art #rissaito

[jessiesjaded]

Losing my mind at seeing Twitter Discourse where a girl talks about being a waitress and how sometimes people don't acknowledge her or reply to her at all when she speaks to them and how it feels dehumanising and all the people in the replies are like UM. SOME OF US HAVE /SOCIAL ANXIETY/ You're literally an evil person for wishing people would treat you with bare minimum decency :/ like idk how to tell you this but if a waitress asks how your evening is while she's taking you to your seat in a restaurant and you're gonna pretend saying "Fine, thank you" is a horrific arduous task like. Maybe you're just a massive cunt? Maybe you're just an insufferable fuckwit?

#i loveeeeee when people use social anxiety as an excuse to be rude like lmao #i get anxious sometimes and i can be awkward as fuck #but a two word 'Good. Thanks.' really is not that fucking difficult good god #especially since she stated theres been times when multiple customers will totally ignore any greeting and bark orders at her like. #youre just rude bro thats all that is

[dapper-lil-arts]

Should they even comment on it or just pretend it didn't happen

#girl didn't even hesitate #absolutely legendary lmao #the whoole vibe #applejack #rarity #rarijack #mane 6 #twilight sparkle #sunset shimmer #rainbow dash #fluttershy #pinkie pie #i will not make art of the mane 6 without sunset being present #watch that horn giiiirl #my little pony #MLP #friendship is magic #these two's vibe is mwah heheh #the hyrdogen bomb of ships #anthro #that SHIRT GRAB tho #casual friendship meeting #the PDA rules have been violated

[mel-kusanagi]

there's always a kiss scene that usually happens while the movie starts to end, right?

aka how beyond the spiderverse ends

#based on that one scene from madagascar 2 lmao #mayday already knows what's going on with her two dads let's be honest- #she's just happy to see them finally kiss lol #also lyla will use it for blackmail purposes hehe #pavitr meanwhile: you guys owe me ten bucks each i told you they're a thing! #peter b parker #miguel o'hara #spider man #spider man 2099 #spiderdads #peter b parker x miguel o'hara #spiderverse #across the spiderverse