#hey!!!!!!

[mwebber]

via @.aussiegrit instagram stories

#hey. HEY. #mark webber #HEY!!!!!!

[gaydavidtennant]

hey. it hurts not to love him. it hurts when love fades. im shaking you by the shoulders

#hey!!!!!! #hey. #falsettos

[stromer]

just watched like 10 stupid innings of baseball while feeling immense hate and bad vibes vibrate throughout my bloodstream just for my beloved team to WIN! local woman experiences repeated crazy bananas level of wins moment

#hEy!!!!!! #in honor of this win i will force my dear friends on tumblr dot edu to gaze at my baseball bff pat SORRRYYYYYYY #we actually didn’t have to do that extra innings shit also . like what about my happiness.... #did we forget that i let sport dictate my joy levels???? (so what if i choose to support teams that aren't objectively good) #anyway thank u sf giants and my bestfriend patty barrels. u fawking losers. i owe u my life

[softshuji]

You just look normal and I figured I'd punish Koko by using the very thing he was trying to protect himself from. I was just going to leave him tied up with no satisfaction for hours but Hanma's the one who suggested this would be a worse punishment for him.

-Sanzu

Normal? Hey!

Protect himself from? What do you mean by that? Do you mean the humiliation? Koko's very particular about how he looks in front of people so I can see why it would be a humiliating experience. Did it really matter that much to you in the end babe?

#hals character anons #hey!!!!!! #ur mean 🙄💙

[arrow-guy]

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#erin rambles #hey!!!!!! #gonna have a fuckin cry over how much affection i feel towards my partner!!!!! #that man!!!!!! #tracked down my favorite gum!!! #after i complained that i couldn't find it anywhere!!!!!!! #insisted on paying for a pair earrings i was going to buy yesterday #and then physically wrestled me in an attempt to stop me from paying for dinner last night!!!!!!! #what the fuck!!!!!!!!!! #i just wanna kiss his dumb wonderful face #if i don't get to see him this week i'll wait patiently until we can make plans #but i'll pout about it the entire time

[stimmingandstruggling]

more good news from tiktok: they’ve started blocking celebrities.

they’re calling it block party 2024. just blocking and ignoring countless celebrities who havent said shit about palestine. influencers, actors, anyone who went to the met gala, whatever, they’re getting blocked. and people keep talking about how cathartic it is, how good it feels, how they never realized they could DO that. there was some kind of subconscious law against blocking famous people, but it’s broken, and people are LOVING it. and it’s WORKING. a social media/digital advertising coordinator was talking about how ad companies are PANICKING, because they can’t accurately target anymore. so many big influencers, including fucking LIZZO started talking about palestine the MOMENT their follower counts started going down. and the best part? no one is forgiving them. lizzo posted a tiktok asking people to donate to palestinian families, and all the comments just said you’re a multimillionaire. put your money where your mouth is. blocked.

i feel like i’m witnessing the downfall of celebrity culture, right here right now. people are waking up.

#i’ve always blocked celebrities #but there’s something so beautiful about seeing someone discover that #so many people talking about how they joined the trend and then discovered hey. this feels good #i don’t need to pay attention to them! i’m going to block more! and i’m not unblocking them!!! #and it all started because someone at the met gala said let them eat cake #tiktok #block party #block party 2024

[girljeremystrong]

the mutuals would love that

#hey lesbo!

[trans-rights-coastalmangoes]

you know he would have been one of Those kids

inspired by this pic:

#it's me. i'm THose kids. years on ppl were still like “hey u were the guy who drew really cool dragons” #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #tragones y mazmorras #dungeon meshi fanart #marcille donato #farcille #shuro dunmeshi #toshiro nakamoto #my art #those are for marcilles eyes only #sorry shuro #the woah hey line is still one of my favorite deliveries of all time #what a lesbian

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

#i originally posted this as just a 'hey remember how fuckin bad middle/highschool was? shit was wild' type post but now #there are a bunch of teens in the notes being like 'oh my god are you serious? it gets better? im not stuck in hell forever??' #and im reminded that the only people who told teenage ella 'it gets better' were speakers at mental health assemblies #aka the least relatable people alive who were seemingly born to lie to you #so. uh. yeah im a certified adult who isnt here to lie or sugarcoat the realities of being a teenager #the only thing more certain than the pain is the transcience

[doyouknowthischaracter]

DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?

#dyktc polls #polls #gandalf #the lord of the rings #category: live action #category: movies #hey guys just a regular poll here don't look too closely

[hjartasalt]

Asked for a doctor's note to show to the airport staff if necessary for an upcoming flight where I need to bring my T with me and they were like "yeah sure no problem" and then sent me a note that makes it sound like I will literally die if I go one day without my testosterone LMAO

#I mean hey at least they'll definitely let me through with it 😭

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

#hey guys I made this post. it's not that funny #my wife made me add these tags

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.

#the amount of times ive seen people be happy they're trying to ban it as if its not blatant censorship is like... #hey did you know that we have these things called brain cells? might be fun for you to try using them #mine #tiktok #tiktok ban #us politics

[arrow-guy]

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#hey!!!!!! #what the fuck is up with people trying to schedule dates on week days!!!!!!!! #especially when they know you have a long ass commute to get home!!!!!! #i would simply like to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thatrandomblogsays]

Annabeth: I, a child, had to earn Thalia’s love, that’s how the world works! I have to earn my moms love. Love is transactional, you gotta be worthy of it first silly :)

Percy, listening to this on the train

#STOP TRAUMATIZING THIS CHILD PLEASE #this is what it’s like when you were raised in a loving home and you find out your friend wasn’t #but they don’t know they weren’t #so you’re like um hey that’s fucked up and sometimes a crime? #you tell them parents are supposed to love you as is without earning it and they don’t believe you #you can hear the therapy bill racking up #annabeth chase #Percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #mine #adding on to my tags because some people are debating if that’s how love works #love is meant to be a mutual exchange and something that grows over time between two people as their bond grows #whereas how Annabeth says it #in my opinion at least #she had to do XY and Z to be worthy of thalias love before receiving it #like with her mother #she has to be amazing before Athena is proud of her #vs Athena being proud of her just for being her daughter #that being said I’m not hating on a traumatized child having potentially negative and toxic patterns #more pointing out the comedy of the scene from Percy’s perspective who has a good grasp on healthy vs unhealthy relationships