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I like how even when Arthur's life is literally being threatened, he's still being a brat about it. The all-powerful keeper of the unicorns tells him the rules to a test that could make or break his entire kingdom and he's all "What kind of a ridiculous test is that!?!? What does that prove" and then makes this face
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Like this is why people wanna kill you babe
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ghouljams · 3 months
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*stares at the ‘but I think you freaks want them to eat you’ tag and simply pretends I do not see it*
you've all worn me down. tw for cannibalism that isn't a metaphor for sex, body horror, gore, dead dove do not eat
Nobody look at me, I was in the hannibal fandom a long ass time...
Threat hums tipping your head to one side then the other, their smile is wicked and unkind, but their eyes sparkle with something almost pleased as they consider your request.
"If you don't-" You start and they cut you off, their hand dropping to your neck and squeezing a silent warning.
"No I do. I just don't have many people that actually want to be eaten," They explain, "I'm deciding what to start with." You feel excitement starting to shake in your bones, shivery with some strange delirium as they look you over. "Do you want it to hurt?" They ask finally.
"Please." You respond, instead of getting on your knees and begging. They hum again. There's something sharper about their teeth when they smile, something that makes you let out a breath as shaky as your limbs feel. They let go of your neck and twirl their finger.
"Turn around pup," They tell you, and you hurry to comply. Though the way they slip their fingers into their mouth, their tongue stroking over the long elegant digits, makes you want to stop and watch. You swallow down your nerves and feel their slick fingers pushing your shirt up, running down your spine. There's a sharp pain that settles into a dull throbbing pressure, alien, so very alien.
You tip your head to the side as Threat presses close, runs their tongue along your neck. It's the sharp sting of their teeth that distracts you from the twist of their fingers, the razor edge of their nails as they slice the blood vessels around your kidney. It hurts and some terrible instinct forces you to try twisting away. There's a sickly squelch, blood dripping down the front of your shirt, and warming the back. Threat growls against your skin, warning you away from moving too much.
Their hand pulls back, drags through whatever incision they made in your skin, and you shiver at the feeling. It doesn't hurt, but maybe that's not the right word for it. It does hurt, there's a vacuous spot in your body that seems only held together with the strange venomous magic they pump into you, but the warm pulse of the ache drips wetly between your legs. It's only when they pull their hand free that the pain seems to swell, consuming you like fire as they hold one of your kidneys in front of you. The organ throbs weakly as they extract their teeth from your neck, lick the blood that flows like a faucet, and press a placating bloody kiss against your jaw.
"You don't need this," They tease, laughter clear on their tongue as it drags against your earlobe, "do you baby?"
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1lovesickfangirl1 · 2 months
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we need more Simon Tabby appreciation!!
this albino stuffed animal squirrel thing gained life and it’s main goal is to annoy the shit out of matthew. bro has almost no respect for his creator, he seems indifferent to his brothers, and the only person he listens to is mika.
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violetthekiller · 6 months
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when they were on their january baecation it made sense, they were on a private location. But now? They straight up wearing their invisibility cloaks
even in january there was the odd sighting from locals/other tourists etc…but at the moment there’s quite literally zilch
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still find it so funny there’s a Pokémon partially based off the playboy bunny like. 
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Fred Durst in 1999:
Fred Durst in 2022:
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ashenchromatic · 6 months
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why is this guy so hyped up over a cat gif
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mongeese · 1 year
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Oscar Montoya was truly insane for that scene with Rue and Hobb in the woods in the second episode. Like unless I'm missing something they met yesterday. Less than a day ago! Wtf is all this pining for bby you don't even know each other
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milflewis · 9 months
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help not me calling you ny-oh-me in my head this whole time im so sorry
- different anon to who asked how to pronounce your name lol
ny oh me . naomi . NAOMI ????? helpagajskskks ? where did the me come from what happened to the h
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getrope1 · 2 months
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You cant make this shit up
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kagehiner · 1 month
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man i always forget that this teacher is competing to be more late than any of us ever could
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rivalkieran · 2 months
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Glorious Day - Eve ft. Hatsune Miku
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fam I’ve been hanging out with a four time medalist Paralympian and didn’t know??? for three months??? I found out from his INSTAGRAM??
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finally at that age where i'm thinking i should get a tattoo. not bc i feel strongly about it, just seems like a waste not to. i've got so much skin i'm not using
#feels so selfish like. all this skin what am i saving it for?#open to design suggestions! (please make me regret this offer)#maybe some deep sea horrors. a pretty watercolor of a gulper eel#once saw a person on the subway with various Skeleton Tattoos on all their limbs#i respected their commitment to the theme#but more than that i respected how all the skeletons were engaged in Activities#dancing in a ballgown. juggling its own (and two other???) skulls. swordfighting. being a mermaid skeleton#ANYWAY. the only reason i haven't already gotten tattoos is i just couldn't be bothered#i'm old enough to know i don't have any strong-but-potentially-temporary feelings driving me towards it#aesthetically i prefer decorated to non-decorated surfaces. but i'm not artistic or thrilled with commitment#honestly it feels like sheer laziness. indecisiveness--nay. immaturity!--that i HAVEN'T gotten a tattoo yet#letting all this blank canvas go to waste. tut tut i need to grow up and be an adult and get a tattoo sleeve already.#really i've put off my responsibilities long enough#(in fairness i DID at one time have 18 different piercings)#(but i took most of them out bc they interfere with wearing headphones and/or shoving my face in my pillow during Sleep Time)#(i only kept the nape piercing bc oddly enough it ended up being the most convenient. and the least painful to get now i think about it.)#(neck piercing? no problem. normal pair of earrings? Tribulations And Suffering. i don't make the rules i just poke them with a stick.)
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vero-niche · 1 year
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can i just say how much i adore how Nao-chan's gender is treated so casually in skip to loafer
like, as a white cis woman who is also quite tall and havent read the manga i didnt even realize she was trans until this scene in ep2:
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and i didnt even have the time to get nervous how they would handle this as they already moved on, ignoring the comments (just like queer people learn to do so) except for Mitsumi's comforting touch (implying she also heard the comments):
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and there were no sad words or anything about this either, it was just handled so.... normally. which should not be something worth highlighting, but, well, you know. also on that note, special shoutout to P.A. Works for casting a woman as her voice actor as well.
she's shown being the supportive and lively aunt and like seconds later in this scene she's back to being her usual self again:
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in conclusion
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maxsix · 14 days
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