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hookhausenschips · 6 months

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Burning Rubber

Where the street racing life meets the world of Formula 1. Wrecks, feelings, cars, and adrenaline. What could go wrong?

Lando Norris x Professional!Drift Racer & Street!Racer Reader

A/N: Updated Every Wednesday 😇

Meet The Team

Chapter One

▶️ 1.2

Chapter Two

▶️ 2.2

▶️ 2.3

Chapter Three

▶️ 3.2

Chapter Four

▶️ 4.2

▶️ 4.3

Chapter Five

▶️ 5.2

▶️ 5.3

Chapter Six

▶️ 6.2

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

▶️ 8.2

Chapter Nine

▶️ 9.2

▶️ 9.3

Chapter Ten

▶️ 10.2

Chapter Eleven

▶️ 11.2

Chapter Twelve

▶️ 12.2

▶️ 12.3

Chapter Thirteen

▶️ 13.2

Chapter Fourteen

▶️ 14.2

Chapter Fifteen (tba soon)

▶️ 15.2

Chapter Sixteen (tba soon)

▶️ 16.2

▶️ 16.3

Chapter Seventeen (tba soon)

▶️ 17.2

Chapter Eighteen (tba soon)

▶️ 18.2

Chapter Nineteen (tba soon)

▶️ 19.2

Chapter Twenty (tba soon)

▶️ 20.2

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homoeroticgrappling · 5 months

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HAPPY DANHAUSEN RETURN/HOOKHAUSEN REUNION DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 🎉 I'm having a pizza & chip watch party with my love (and making noise about it on socials so TK hopefully sees how much people Love That Danhausen) and got Perceived

#fingers crossed for a best friends/hookhausen win (manifesting)#also I do not want to talk about how expensive it is to import better made chips to the UK #or the figures tbh. US to UK shipping is lethal #AEW #Danhausen #(anytime I'm noticed by famous people I shake like a chihuahua but I need the powers that be to see people making noise about his return)

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theworldofotps · 4 months

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This is one of the cutest pictures I’ve seen

#hookhausen #danhausen #littlehausen #hook aew #I love how she’s got a bag of chips 😂

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saltymid · 2 years

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by the request of my wife @skelorton who’s very excited that “danhausen is wearing hook’s pants”

#chips #hookhausen #hook #danhausen #my demon wife #my gifs #gum guy 2

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blacktofade · 1 year

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Feb 12 — Dreaming

Hookhausen

Hook keeps having a recurring dream.

He used to have them when he was younger — the usual ones of having his teeth fall out, of not being able to find a bathroom — but he hasn’t had them in years now.

But this one is different and the weirdest part is that it’s not even anything significant.

In the dream, he’s sitting somewhere hard and cold, maybe concrete stairs, and he’s staring off toward a view he doesn’t recognize. It’s outside, that much he’s sure about, but the temperature is pretty mild because he’s in shorts. There’s also someone with him. But no matter how many times he has the dream, he can never see their face. It’s just a blur of features that don’t look like anyone he knows.

The strangest part is how it makes him feel.

He feels happy. He feels comfortable, as though he’s sitting with an old friend and wants nothing more than to be there.

But the more he has the dream, the foggier it grows, until it feels as though he’s sitting inside a cloud with nothing around him. It’s like a forgotten memory.

“Hook!” a voice says, and Hook blinks away from his phone and looks up.

It’s Danhausen. And something tickles the back of his mind.

Hook frowns and Danhausen doesn’t seem deterred.

“Danhausen has brought Hook gifts.”

Hook is sitting somewhere hard and cold, some concrete stairs.

“Danhausen heard that Hook likes chips, so he has brought some for his good friend.”

Hook glances around and Danhausen flaps a hand at him.

“Hook is the good friend,” he clarifies and Hook lets the corner of his mouth curl up.

The view behind Danhausen seems familiar, but not in the sense that he’s been there before in person. It’s as though he recognizes it from a photo he’s seen before.

Danhausen grunts and sits beside Hook, his bags of chips crinkling as he jostles them about.

“Hook must try these,” he says, opening the first bag, and Hook suddenly realizes where he is.

He’s in his dream. The one he hasn’t had for a few weeks. Except that he’s awake now. It’s no longer just a dream.

He blinks at Danhausen, who stares back at him, shaking the bag of chips, waiting for him to take one.

“Hook must eat one to decide if he likes it,” Danhausen insists and Hook finally reaches out.

“Have we — ” Hook starts and then stops, and Danhausen tilts his head slightly.

“Eat the chip,” Danhausen tells him and Hook stares down at the chip he has pinched between his thumb and forefinger.

He figures it wouldn’t be entirely surprising if Danhausen had found a way into his dreams, but it doesn’t explain the comforting way that dream had made him feel. Danhausen shouldn’t do that.

But then again, Danhausen is the one who picked out chips for him, who seems eager to see what Hook thinks of said chips, who has shown up when Hook was hungry and tired and in need of a little pick-me-up.

Hook puts the chip in his mouth and chews and when Danhausen continues staring, he nods in approval.

“Good, yes?” Danhausen asks and Hook nods again.

“Yeah,” he agrees.

“Danhausen knew Hook would like this. Danhausen is glad Hook got his message.”

Hook’s gaze snaps up and Danhausen smiles.

#jo does feb fic fest #hookhausen #fic #I mangled the chip vlog moment for the sake of my ship #people have done worse for their blorbos

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maddy-madeleine · 2 years

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Because y'know, now that they're a tag team, maybe Danhausen could make a nice makeup on Hook's face to match his very nice, very evil demonic wickedness(?). "Picture taken one (1) second before disaster."

#hook #danhausen #hookhausen #aew #all elite wrestling #my art #besties that may or may not kill each other at some point #chips besties

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franinconverse · 2 years

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You could totally see Hook’s heart melt a little when he picked up those chips. Danhausen just wants to be your friend Hook! Let him be your friend!

#aew #hook #danhausen #hookhausen #the chips had a bow #my heart

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hookhausenschips · 5 months

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fly-guys · 2 years

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Hook 🗣️ fell 🗣️ first 🗣️

He fell in love first?! Do tell

#it was love at first gifted chips #i’m not sure what this is referring to but I’m sure you’re right #hookhausen

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piracypiranha · 2 years

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I think the reason I'm so hyped for Hookhausen is because they really are the weird kid and the quiet kid becoming friends.

#aew #hook #danhausen #hookhausen #they are eating chips together your honor

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smartycvnt · 4 months

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Watching horror movies with HookHausen hc? please

Every so often, you find yourself in a horror movie mood, and so, you decided to ask Danhausen if he wanted to do a movie night

You had an outstanding date with Hook pretty much every week, so you decided to just merge these two things

Danhausen gets a wide variety of movies ready for the three of you to watch

He sends you to the store to buy chips, and Hook helps you carry it all back to the hotel

Hook cuddles up next to you on the couch while Danhausen sits on the floor like a kid watching their cartoons

He is excitedly rattling off factoids and little things about the movies that neither you nor Hook knew

Hook jumps a few times when you get to the more modern movies, and you pretend not to notice

Danhausen eventually joins the two of you on the couch, where the three of you fall asleep

You fall asleep first, followed by Danhausen, and then Hook

If Hook wakes you up in the middle of the night to check on you, you pretend that it's just because he wants to make sure you're not scared.

#aew x reader #aew headcanons #hookhausen x reader #hook x reader #danhausen x reader #headcanon #headcanons #hcs #platonic headcanons

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5secondsofmoxley · 8 months

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Here it is guys. The bits and pieces of the hook fan fiction I wrote in a note on my phone. Spacing is very weird because of that. Also, I’ve been on tumblr for 7 years and still haven’t learned how to post right so bare with me 😂 The story needs work and hopefully I’ll get to that at some point. Maybe once I learn how to indent on tumblr 😂

He stuck his hand in the bag, grabbing another chip, acting like his attention was on his phone. He couldn’t help but to keep drifting his eyes up across the room.

There she sat, laughing at John Silver filming a bit for BTE. God, she’s gorgeous, he thought to himself. But he could never bring himself to speak to her. And he had plenty of opportunity.

She’s one of the friendliest people there, hell maybe even the friendliest person he’d ever met. She could make a wall talk back to her. It doesn’t help that she’s also super funny. Anytime she walks by him, or anyone for that matter, she always smiles and sometimes says hello. She always says hi to him though. That he knows for sure.

He hadn’t realized he’d been staring at her, until her eyes caught his. His hand froze in the chip bag, not knowing what to do. She made it harder for him when she gave him a small smile and a wave. His cheeks flushed in embarrassment, and he just barely got his hand up in greeting. Managing to give her a smile back, he quickly looked away, wondering how long she’d caught him staring.

“Danhausen thinks you should go over there.” Hook jumped in surprise, looking to his left and finding Danhausen munching on the same chips he had been snacking on.

Furrowing his brows, he titled his head and asked, “how long have you been there?”

Danhausen glanced down at the chips, and back to hook. “Since your third time staring at her. You got two minutes in before she caught you.” Danhausen shoved another chip in his mouth.

Hook quickly snatched the bag away from Danhausen, giving him his infamous glare. He couldn’t stop his cheeks from blushing further. “I was not staring. And don’t touch my chips”

“Danhausen thinks hook’s crushhausen likes him back.” Hook’s head snapped up to his friend in interest.

“Really? You think.” Hook paused for a second. “She’s not my crushhausen. I don’t have a crush on her.”

Danhausen smirked at him. “Sure you don’t. Don’t worry, Danhausen will not tell anyone. Or try to curse her. Maybe she can join hookhausen. The fans seem to love her. She can bring us more of the monies.”

Hook rolled his eyes. “We’re not asking her to join our team.”

“Then maybe she can join Team Taz. Danhausen thinks they could use a femalehausen to dominate the roster.”

Crushing the now empty chip bag in his hand, he looked up to his painted friend. “So maybe I have a crush on her.” He sighed. “Which is why I cannot be on a team with her. I can barely say hi when we pass each other. How I would be around her everyday?”

Danhausen looked at Hook confused. “But you are around her everyday.”

“Not like that. It’s different seeing each other in passing versus actually having to work directly with each other.” He couldn’t help himself but to glance her way again. He was disappointed to find her walking away with the dark order. His heart sped up when he caught her glance over her shoulder at him. He just barely caught the smile on her face as she looked away quickly.

When he heard his friend chuckle, he turned his attention back to Danhausen.

“Oh, you’ve got it bad.” Danhausen laughed.

Hook rolled his eyes, standing up from his seat. “C’mon. We’ve got a segment to get ready for.”

✨shortly later✨

Hood over his head, he bounced on the balls of his feet, punching the air in front of him. He rolled his neck back and forth, trying to get in the zone to head out to the ring. But it was hard for him to focus with his friend going on and on about plans to get hook with his “crushhausen.”

“What if I did curse her?” Danhausen asked, rubbing his hand on his chin.

Hook looked over at his friend, confused at the suggestion. Sighing, he asked, “and why exactly would you curse her?”

“Well, Danhausen wouldn’t fully curse her. Because you would get in the middle and save her. Since I cannot curse you, you would be unaffected and effectively save her. Surely, that’s a good conversation starter.” Danhausen lit up the more he thought about it.

“Aren’t you guys friends?” Hook asked, pulling his earbuds out, fully focusing on his friend.

“Yes.”

Hook stared up at the ceiling for a moment, completely annoyed. “Why would you try to curse her then?”

Danhausen froze for a moment. “Danhausen can figure out an explanation. Maybe I wanted the monies. Or maybe she-“

“Stop.” Hook interrupted. “You’re not cursing her. Or attempting to. And you’re not meddling.”

Danhausen’s face dropped. “But don’t you want to be with her?”

Hook went silent for a moment. Obviously, he thought to himself. But fearing the rejection he was sure he’d get, he figured he’d just settle for admiring her from afar. Before he could reply, a production team member came up to them.

“You guys are on in five. TK needs you at the tunnels.”

Squaring his shoulders, he put his game face on. Finally focusing back on the task at hand, he pushed his crush to the furthest depths of his mind. Unfortunately for him, it didn’t go very far when he and Danhausen ended up passing a certain girl on their way to the tunnels. She was just leaving, having spoken with Tony about her match later on.

Catching his eye, she smiled at him. “Have fun out there guys. The minute the tron showed you guys were up next, the crowd has been going nuts.”

“That’s good for us!” Danhausen exclaimed. “Fans that love us give us more monies.”

She giggled at that, putting a hand over her mouth to try to hold back some of the laughter. “It’s not all about the monies. You gotta have fun too.”

“Fun is good. Monies is better.” Danhausen said.

Her smiled widened at that. “Well, I gotta go talk to Kiera about our match later. I’ll catch you guys later.”

“Bye!” Danhausen said, nudging Hook to get him to speak up.

Hook glared at him before quickly turning back to her. “Later,” he mumbled, turning towards the face tunnel. If he hadn’t turned away so fast, he would’ve caught her blush and smile, before scurrying off.

✨after the show✨

“Everyone is going out after the show.” Hook’s hand froze in his luggage, Danhausen interrupting him from packing his things.

“You’re coming with Danhausen. It will be good team bonding.” Danhausen sat down next to Hook’s bag. Hook watched as his partner proceeded to reach into his bag, stealing from his chip stash. Hook rolled his eyes at that.

“Clearly, we don’t need team bonding if you’re comfortable enough to just reach into my bag. Maybe you should get your own stash.” He zipped up his backpack, then returned to packing up his suitcase.

“Okay, well if you don’t want to go for Danhausen, I know a different reason you’ll want to go.” Danhausen stood up from the bench, walking to the table across the room to grab a water bottle.

Hook’s head snapped up, following Danhausen’s movement. “She’s going?”

“Of course she’s going!” Danhausen explained. “You know better than anyone how outgoing she is.”

“What does that mean?” Hook zipped his suitcase up, putting on on the ground to get closer to his friend.

“Danhausen told you, she likes you.”

“You’re insane.” He rolled his eyes again, turning away from Danhausen to head to the door. Pulling it open, he was stopped in his tracks when he saw who was on the other side of the door.

“Hey,” she smiled at him, glancing down at his suitcase. “Did you wanna stop by the hotel first to drop off your stuff or head straight to the bar?”

Hook stared at her confused, then glanced over his shoulder to his friend. Seeing the look on Danhausen’s face, he knew his partner had something to do with this.

“Danhausen was just telling Hook about going out.” Danhausen walked up behind Hook, putting his hand on his shoulder. “Danhausen invited her to tag along in the car ride. She rode to the arena with Anna, who’s going straight to the hotel with her boyfriendhausen.”

“Do you mind me coming along? If it’s a bother, I can catch a ride with someone else. I know you don’t usually go out with everyone, I was kinda surprised when Danhausen said you were tonight.” Hook could tell she was nervous, as she started fidgeting with the handle of her suitcase.

“Nah, it’s fine.” He ran his hand through his hair before adding in, “Danhausen convinced me we needed team bonding. Didn’t really give me a choice in the matter of going out.” She giggled at that, and his heart skipped a beat at the sound.

“Well, I’m glad he convinced you. Tonight will be fun.” She smiled at him, tilting her head down the hall. “Let’s go!”

✨at the bar✨

How is she doing it? He wondered to himself. How is she having so much fun sober while I’m two drinks in and miserable. God, I need to smoke.

“What are you doing over here by yourself moping?” Danhausen interrupted his thoughts.

Hook sighed, twirling the glass in his hand to hear that satisfying clink of the ice. “I don’t like big groups like this. If the lads were here, it’d be a different story.”

“You know everyone here.”

“Yeah, but not like that. I’m not close with everyone. I keep to myself.”

“You like to party. Danhausen has seen you.”

“Yeah, when I’m with my friends.”

“Danhausen is your friend.”

Hook sighed, chugging the end of his drink. “Yes, you are. That’s about it.”

“She can be too. Put in the effort.”

“What would I even say to her?”

Danhausen turned to look at her, before turning back to his slumping friend. “Well, she just lost her third game of pool. Do you know how to play?”

Hook shrugged his shoulders, giving a slight nod.

“So, go offer her some help. Ask her if she’d like a partner.” Hook glanced her way, catching her pouting at Adam Cole taunting her for her defeat. He couldn’t help but find her pouting completely adorable.

“But-“ Hook started, being interrupted by Danhausen almost immediately.

“No buts. No thinking. Just go over there.” Danhausen pulled him out of his seat and shoved Hook in her direction.

Hook quickly caught his step, before heading over to her while trying to act casual. With all his effort, he couldn’t get his heart to slow down even the slightest bit.

“3-0! Undefeated bay bay!” Adam laughed, putting the pool stick down on the table.

“I told you I suck!” She said, crossing her arms over her chest. “I can’t even play 8 ball on iMessage.” Rolling her eyes, she glanced to her left and was surprised to find Hook approaching.

“Need a hand? I’m pretty good at pool. We could team?” Hook reached back, rubbing his neck anxiously.

She smiled at him, before turning to grin at Adam in victory. “Yeah, why don’t we have a nice game of two v two. You won’t be bragging by the end of that!”

Adam laughed, glancing down at his watch. Before he could say anything, Britt approached him. “Ready to get going? We got an early flight home tomorrow so I can make my appointments.”

“Aw, you’re lucky, Britt’s saving you from having your winning streak ended.”

Adam laughed at that. “Trust me, kid, you’d still lose even with a partner. Rain check for that game.” Adam wrapped his arm around Britt. “Night, guys.”

Hook and her watched as the couple walked away. He felt defeated as he watched his chance with her go out the door, no longer having a need to play pool.

“He was right, ya know.” His eyes snapped in her direction, finding her already looking back at him. “I’m really bad at pool. We would’ve lost.”

“So, maybe it’s good he’s leaving.” Hook leaned past her, grabbing the stick Adam had left on the table.

She tilted her head in confusion. “Are you going to kick my ass in pool now?”

He laughed at that. “No, I’m going to teach you how to play, so we can kick Adam’s ass next time.”

#aew #aew hook #all elite wrestling #send hook #aew hook imagine #aew fanfiction #aew one shot

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heelbucks · 5 months

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Being in a poly relationship with HookHausen hcs?

poly!hookhausen hcs

danhausen immediately threatening to curse anyone who hurts you two in the ring

hook likes being little spoon secretly