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#how did they all flock to my blog like that😭
kachulein · 1 year
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I am disappointed by the fact that the last 20 followers I got are all porn blogs 🫠
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neteyamsilly · 1 year
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❀ 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐞 (𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒊𝒗𝒚 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒔) ❀
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“It should not be a luxury, but a right to choose, to fight for the family that you want.”
“I fight... for the family that I have.”
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pairing ;; neteyam (20) x reader (21)
synopsis ;; Your right to be a child ended at the ripe age of one with the butchering of your birth family in the Battle of the Hallelujah Mountains, but the newborn daughter of your adopted mother and father was your rebirth as a big sister — suddenly your life had purpose and direction, you were content endlessly doting on Loratirea despite being nothing but unwanted baggage who didn’t quite belong, convinced that they were impatient for the day you would finally leave the nest. 
And leave the nest you did, alright.  
Originally from the Anurai clan, your family had to seek Uturu from the Omatikaya after relentless raids from the sky people resulted in the passing of your father. 
He was the only link you had to this family as the one with blood connection to you, and you’re forever grateful to your (step)mother for treating you like another one of hers when you’re already well past the age to find a mate of your own, you wouldn’t know what to do if you didn’t have your sister and her. They weren’t obligated to let a mere orphan in on their love at all in the first place, and you owe it to your remaining family to look after them until they’re happily integrated and safe in Toruk Makto’s fortress, and then you’ll be able to go back to Bone Sanctuary, finally move on with your life after paying your debt. 
You take the sign of atokirina flocking around your sister the night you arrive as the period at the end of your resolve. Loratirea is chosen by Eywa as a blessing to the Omaticaya, the Olo’eyktan and his family are beyond thrilled to have her become a part of the clan, the mating between her and the eldest son training to be the next Olo’eyktan is immediately the hot topic amongst people the morning after. 
You’ll make sure your sweet sister is mated with the perfect man who can make her the happiest Na’vi in the world. You’re not sure what Eywa is trying to say, but Loratirea will not be burdened by duty, you refuse to let her tread on the path you’re walking on, it may be selfish on your part, but she deserves nothing but the best. 
The best happens to be Neteyam te Suli Tsyeyk’itan, or so they say. 
And he is at the bottom of your list. That impudent boy will keep away from your sister if he knows what’s good for him, especially after all the atrocious qualifications he’s listed about what it had to take to be his mate with no room for love in there — the single thing your sister wants most in her life. The way he viewed love, the way he viewed tìmuntxa as nothing but a responsibility to better protect his family…
No, he’s not worthy of her. Loratirea deserves more than to exist to serve Jakesuli’s immediate family. You will make Neteyam get it before your sister completes her rite of passage. He will back off and find another miserable, unfortunate soul for his cause.
And oh, how he hates you for getting in his way, choking him, surrounding him like ivy the more he tries to move — to free himself.
notes / explanations ;;
❀ ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE!
❀ avatar the way of water did not happen and the sully family remained in the forest. neteyam grew up to be extremely pressured and has nothing in his mind but fulfilling his duties, so his decisions revolve around that.
❀ enemies to lovers, there's plot if you squint and things get messy, heavily based on Bridgerton season 2, neteyam is basically anthony bridgerton and im here to spread the agenda, this is basically neteyam and you bonding over older sibling status and that you are way more similar than you both initially thought!
❀ PLEASE interact omg this is my first work on this blog dont let me flop 😭
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COMING SOON ..!
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crescent-lockhart97 · 10 months
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Random First Class Trio + Zack Headcanons #3: Crack Version
Angeal:
His favorite workout song is "YMCA" by Village People.
He's definitely knocked out Wutai soldiers like this:
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Somebody once mistook him as Zack's father due to similarities in their features. He didn't even try to correct them.
His sneeze is louder than the Krakatoa explosion.
Rickrolled everyone by singing "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley at a company gala while he was drunk. (Sephiroth and Genesis didn't speak to him for a month. 💀💀)
Makes terrible dad jokes that even Zack cannot stomach. (He's definitely done that "Hi, hungry! I'm dad!" shit with Zack. 😂😂)
Genesis:
He is a big Fergie fan and knows her songs by heart. He can also rap that part in "Fergalicious."
He did an iconic dance number to "Umbrella" with Andrea Rhodea at the Honeybee Inn like this:
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He also likes Lady Gaga and blasts "Bad Romance" every time he and Sephiroth spar with each other.
He hates horror movies. He's the loudest out of the trio when watching them (he's either screaming at the characters or at the monsters/ghosts).
Aside from LOVELESS, he also quotes "Mean Girls" on the regular. (Guess who he quotes the most... 😉😉)
Totally has a blog for Shinra blinds just because (basically who's dating or fucking who, juicy stuff on important Shinra officials and staff, etc.). He once published a blind on Rufus defacing one of President Shinra's statues with a drawing of a dick. No matter how many times Shinra has gotten it shut down, Genesis somehow manages to keep on reviving it. Recently, Kunsel and some members of Red Leather have joined his team.
Sephiroth:
Can't stand spicy food. He avoids it as much as he can. Eating spicy foods will cause his eyes to water and his nose to redden like this:
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(Genesis managed to snap an unfortunate photo of him dying from the spiciness of the curry and sent it to the Silver Elite fanclub with the caption, "IS THIS YOUR KING???" 🤭🤭)
Somehow, he has the most wins in UNO and Monopoly.
Catwoman is his favorite DC character; Black Cat is his favorite Marvel character. (Gee, I wonder why... 🤔🤔)
Whenever he goes outside, a horde of cats just mysteriously flock to him. Genesis and Angeal find it both amusing and creepy. (My aunt is actually like this. Wherever she goes, cats mysteriously gather around her, it's so freaky! 😭😭😭)
He can actually do the lazy eye trick, and loves to freak Genesis out with it.
He once dressed as Sadako/Samara Morgan from "The Ring" for the Halloween costume contest... and WON.
Zack:
Has sung "Jenny" by The Click Five using a shortened version of Genesis's name to annoy him. ("I'm standing still, Genny!" "Be quiet, you overgrown mutt!" "You got me on my knees, Genny!")
(This ends up with Genesis summoning Ifrit on Zack's ass 😂😂)
He and Kunsel quote Vines all the time, usually around any of the First Class Trio or Lazard just so they could revel in their confused faces.
Zack and Kunsel: *to Angeal* You are my daaaaad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!!!
Angeal:
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Once, after getting drunk during the SOLDIER game night, he and the lower-class SOLDIERs thought it was a good idea to go sledding down the building stairs, so they brought mattresses from their dorms to use as makeshift sleds. Needless to say, the infirmary reached full capacity that night.
On April Fools' Day, he somehow managed to hijack Shinra's PA system and started playing "Careless Whisper" on full blast.
He's a massive Pokémon fanboy and knows the Pokémon Theme Song by heart. In fact, he has his contacts named after Pokémon: Angeal is Machamp, Sephiroth is Mewtwo, Genesis is Charizard, Tseng is Umbreon, Aerith is Jigglypuff, Cloud is Pikachu, etc.
Threw an apple at Hojo and left a shitload of Legos all over his lab for subjecting Sephiroth to a particularly painful physical test.
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“ I am crime. I am punishment. Did you know? Crime and Punishment are close friends. ”
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“Ah, partaking in trends have never been something I particularly fancied, but I must say.. hearing just how many of my fellow associates have joined this app has gained my interest. The sight of seeing so many sheep following the flock… My, this should be fun.”
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Info + Rules!! || Fyodor - He/Him / Mod - She/They
- The blog rules are the usual basics (Racism, homophobes, and the like are not allowed. This is a safe space for everyone!) and this blog is a SFW blog. Flirting, suggestiveness and such is fine, just don’t go completely overboard!
- Ships are fine as long as they are not problematic! However, please do not try to force any ships on me 😭
- This blog is both a roleplay and an ask blog. Any responses will, for the most part, consist of written responses (+ will possibly include a screenshot from either the manga or anime as a reaction picture)
- With that being said, any type of interaction is allowed!! asks or rps, I’m fine with either! I just ask that you be patient with me answering/responding, my motivation tends to dip at times unfortunately
- The mod is currently still in school, so, please be patient with her!!
- Remember that muse does not equal mod. That being said, dark topics will arise in the future! You have been warned in advance
- There’s a good chance my Fyodor might be slightly OOC!! I’ll try my best to do him justice, but at the end of the day this IS just a silly blog and we’re all here to have a good time 🫶
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delirious-donna · 2 years
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Hey there!
It's been a minute but guess who's back? I just wanted to drop by and send you some love ❤️ and I came to tell you that I am sure you will look lovely when you are done with your hair 🥰 (also I think our favourite sensei would appreciate the choice of colour 🤭🤍)
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Ah!! 🌊 - how're you doing?
All my lil anons are flocking back to me 😭 I'm so excited and pleased!!
I'm in the middle of hair crisis, its a lovely lilac/soft grey shade but its patchy so out I go wearing a hat to buy more and leave it on my hair for like an hour!! 😭😭
Now then, I did wonder if this would be mentioned. I didn't choose silver/grey because of Kakashi(id be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind though). I’ve wanted to try this colour out for a while.
Kashi is just gonna love his blonde sweetheart cause I’ll be damned if I’m changing my pfps!! 🤣
I'm starting to wonder how many people are watching ‘that’ blog without following it. Lurking in the shadows... 👀
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