#i am sorry in advance anon

[esha-isboogara]

WHAT DO WE WANT? JEAN PIERRE SMUT!!! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?? RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!! THE PEOPLE ARE STARVING! GIVE US WHAT WE DESIRE!!

bring me to life

no one has ever asked me for polnareff smut and i never thought abt it till today. LETS DO IT

"you disgust me, chienne inutile" he spat, a menacing glint in his eyes. “tu es un cochon sans valeur”.

jean pierre polnareff made his disdain for you very clear the day he met you. he came straight out and said it to your face. " you're so cock hungry it's embarrassing, one would think such a pretty thing would have some dignity. women like you are scum".

you denied it at the time. you had dignity and lots of it. what did he know about you? clearly nothing if he was making such comments.

at the time you replied with a simple "ha, you wish". an attempt to hide how rattled you were by his words.

it only took two weeks for him to get under your skin just enough to cause you to break. you had enough of his bullshit and you were prepared to let him know it.

little did you know he had the perfect plan to catch you off guard.

"i know”. you squirmed under his touch, silently begging for the friction you so desperately needed. “you let me know as often as possible”.

jean gripped your wrist with an unseemly amount of force, causing you to cry out in pain.

“what did we say about talking back la pute”.

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#oh god #this is super ooc #i have never written for him #oh god this is a mess #i am sorry in advance anon #like i am #i will go back and edit this #sorry it took a million years #i got caught up in .. #another old man :((( #what a shock lol #i might write perv polnareff #just for u #hehehe #anyways #let me tag normally #jean polnareff #jean pierre polnareff #polnareff x reader #polnareff smut #jojo part three #stardust crusaders #jjba smut #jjba #again i am sooo sorry #like from the bottom of my whole heart

[klanced]

I see where you're coming from, but also blorbo is different to everyone and we all had different experiences. I was in voltron but pidge was my blorbo, not lance, so I rarely saw him. And then I saw Yuuri everywhere whether I wanted to or not. Also, polls are not about accuracy, as much as we might think they should be. Life is a popularity contest. 🩵💙🩵💙🩵

my blorbo rankings contain multitudes. however, i am cognizant enough to recognize two things:

while lance is not my specific blorboest blorbo, i still rank him to be a more iconic blorbo than yuri. and so my vote for lance is still valid.

this poll is about most iconic blorbo. i like keith and allura more than i like lance, but i firmly believe that lance is voltron's most iconic character. i define "iconic" based on the following criteria: a) canon material; b) fandom experience and reaction; and c) impact on outsiders (the "did i see this character everywhere" standard). i heavily value points in the (b) category over points for (a) and (c).

lance's canon material sucks ass. however, the fandom's ability to 1) go crazy over lance anyway, and then 2) ability to extrapolate so heavily, insist on digging so deeply, and create so genuinely is impressive to me. and also incredibly hilarious. this is why i made the toxic iconity argument: i deeply respect the daily battles lance stans fought, both between themselves/the wider voltron fandom, and the constant enduring sisyphus-level uphill battle against the quality of the canon material. lance stans were able to create everything out of veritable nothingness, and i believe that deserves to be commemorated.

#i had to go straight to a zoom meeting without getting breakfast so i am crabby. sorry in advance anon. #someone sent an ask in about this that basically said 'the 'i saw x everywhere but not y therefore x over y' argument is stupid #'because tumblr is all about curating your own personal experience' #WHICH EXACTLYYYYYYYY. EXACTLY. #like sure being able to say 'my technologically illiterate dying grandmother praised lance voltron unprompted at the breakfast table' #would certainly be a compelling factoid. a seemingly 'objective' proof of lance voltron's widespread popularity. #but it's also... everything i'm positing is rooting in a biased perspective. #but evaluating (c) outsider impact requires 1) neutrally recognizing actual impact and 2) fairly attributing a correct level of impact #it's not a zero sum game ffs. i also saw yuri everywhere in 2016. it can be mutually true that both yuri and lance were popular characters. #what it really comes down to is which character you more personally value and care about more #so that's why i don't reallyyyyy gaf about the 'i saw goody proctor with the devil (fandom metrics)' argument #ask #anonymous

[skyward-floored]

ok i'll bite whats a good piece of obscure zelda knowledge?

Well I can't do it on DEMAND you have to give me something specific here... I can grant you cursed knowledge though if you like.

Just look up Malanya's concept art :)

#answers from the floor #anon #and in advance: I am sorry

[erros429]

You’re one of my favorite blogs, how do I become your friend

BBFJSHDKSHDKSHD this is so sweet but literally all you have to do is dm me 😭 i’d go for it myself but. you’re anonymous. so

#insane to me that i’m one of your favorites. what the fuck did i even say to achieve THAT #there’s no reason to be like. scared of interacting with me or abything fhsjdhsjd i’m literally just some guy #literally nothing about me should warrant nervousness. except that i am very viscerally gay at all times #sorry in advance by the way #asks #anon

[osachiyo]

i want to do unspeakable things to you 😠😠😠😡😡😡😳🤤🤤

#chiyoh talks ☆ #ᥫ᭡ msg! ᥫ᭡ #▹ from ▹ anon #i am a married woman ! #this is blasphemy #!!! #i shall stay loyal to my wife #so i have to reject ur advances #sorry anon 😟

[kitonmitons]

btw my friends my requests are open indefinitely ❤️ no promises I will get to all of them, but feel free to send me a dm or ask if you ever have a request !!

#sorry in advance for not having anon on but unfortunately i can never turn it on bc of some crazy ppl LOL #but pls feel free to send an ask I promise i am not scary :3

[hollowsart]

anon: angst? plz? something a little sad? <:3

my sinful hand: Ah. Traumatize the sloth? Give irreversible trauma to the sloth, yes? make her see things she will be scarred for life by, yes??

but also me: ...but with a little comfort? as a treat?

#Ghostie mumbles #I am so sorry for the way that I am. I don't know what is wrong with me. #i am so sorry in advance anon. and to everyone else. #LOL I should probably tone it down honestly. I don't think I can fully go along with this.

[nicoooooooooooooooooo]

Hi! I'm so sorry to bother you, but I've recently finished setting up a Percy Jackson fanserver and now I'm working on promoting and building the member count. If you're interested, we'd love to have you there! Here's the link:

https://discord.gg/yzQ9xwTDjS

Oh hell yeah new server

#getting cancelled in the pjo fandom speedrun lets go #my me #hey anon. sorry in advanced for the way i am

[shinkaishoujo103]

I've been looking for info on r999 and your pfp is one of the guys from there. Infodump about it perhaps?

:autismstare: anon are you sure...a free pass to infodump about r1999...(i start shaking)

(imagine the scene changes into me looking like a nerd about to teach you something) ok so reverse 1999 is a (checks note) turn-based tactical role-playing video game. whatever that's supposed to mean. and it released globally pretty recently, during october 2023! the first version released was the chinese one, who was released may 2023, so the difference is not too huge

but yeah! the gameplay is basically it's...gacha. unfortunately. maximum rarity is 6 stars. and you can use your characters in battles (3 maximum, + a bonus character that enters the battle if one of your characters dies)

and in the battles you can do moves but using cards, and there's multiple different moves. attack (either reality dmg or mental dmg, either on a single enemies or on 2 enemies, ect), buff, debuff, healing...you know the drill. and yeah all your characters have their own sets of cards that are handed to you randomly at the beginning of each round. you can also move your cards around and combine them (IF they are the same) to make them stronger!

theres also moxies that you accumulate by doing moves or moving your cards or combining them ect and basically when your character has maximum moxies you can play their ultimate which is their super powerful attack, basically

BUT ENOUGH OF THE GAMEPLAY the story. its sooooooo good basically the premise is that there is something called the storm that makes time move backwards ever since 1999. so the main cast goes from the 1960s to the 1920s at one point

you play as vertin, who is the main character, AND UNLIKE MOST GACHA GAMES MC SHE IS HER OWN CHARACTER!!!! with her own personality and motive and story and eughhh shes great i love her so much

theres also events with events stories but i didnt really do much of those yet. im sure theyre really good too though

also we have yuri. like a lot apparently. including a yuri square with doomed yuri and unrequited yuri (vertin is part of it)

I THINK r1999 is also very good when it comes to history and cultures because 1. they literally travel back in time and 2. the characters are all so varied!!!!! idk about the other voiceovers but in the english one they made sure that the characters have accents based on where they're from, and even sometimes speak their own language! (for example vertin and regulus have a clear british accent; schneider and sonetto have some sort of italian accent? maybe?; matilda has a french accent AND speaks french; satsuki has a japanese accent AND speaks japanese; and ect and ect!)

i also suggest you watch this video about history and culture references you can find in the characters:

and hum. thonks. idk if i have anything else to say hum the game is free to play on mobile and windows! so uh feel free to check it out and just, see what you think and if its your type of game or not :3 i personally started it COMPLETELY BLIND and in the end well. i adore it! i seriously need to continue main story grrr

oh wait but just a quick tw/cw on like, some very serious subjects like death and all and also blood and uh lowkey descriptive gore (not in images but text) at one point in the main story. the story can be pretty serious even with the popular memey regulus line "so you have a mother!" lmfao

also about the character that i (used to) have in my pfp hes X! yes thats his name. sighs. and he's my favorite :3 very silly you can watch his trailer if you want:

he also pours boiled water on his enemies :3 silly guy wHO DOESNT WANT TO COME HOME TO ME APPARENTLY :sob: hey did you know theres a banner with him as one of the rate up 5 stars right now anD I SOMEHOW GOT THE RATE UP 6 STARS BEFORE HIM?????? and i still havent gotten him yet. i really need to get back to the grind

BTW reverse 1999 also has official songs AND THEYRE SO GOOD!!!!! i recommend you check the official youtube channel for that

thonks again. ok that might be it for real? wow thats so long im so sorry...if you read all of my 'very inconstant r1999 tutorial and presentation; saku edition' well, congrats thank you! and i hope you enjoy the game! if you do try it out :3

#saku mail #from anon #i am sorry for this wall of text in advance to. everyone really #never ask me to infodump about something i love...or else this happens

[moregraceful]

re that three hour long mental breakdown i just had on @sanjosebabysharks: google dot com gay bars tucson

#gaytucson.com coming in clutch #i can't see these useless fucks being evolved enough for a leather bar and it's comical to even contemplate #and if someone says ''oh is pat sieloff a leather daddy'' i will burst into tears and/or laughter #BUT THERE ARE MANY WAYS OF BEING GAY AND SOME OF THEM DON'T INVOLVE BEING ABLE TO WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE #like. save a horse ride a [checks notes] cice- #fresno oilers.txt #i think i'm broken. i think tonight actually broke me. i genuinely am walking into tomorrow a changed and better but also worse man #tragic bc it is a sunday and i have church. ah well jesus was a man too #@ the anon who asked for the perspective flip for start. continue. like two months ago....sorry in advance

[hella1975]

Eat your pasta dearie

this actually did cross my mind when I was making my pasta to eat

#I’m apologising in advance bc these tags are about to be rude #so just a heads up anon this is very much one of those ‘x thing has happened multiple times and I’m finally snapping’ things #that sees me lashing out at the next unfortunate anon that does it regardless of their intentions #so I’m very sorry it’s not you it’s just a trend I don’t like #but basically #sending things like ‘be safe’ ‘drink water’ etc are really nice things to do #like I don’t want what I’m saying here to be misconstrued as ALL messages like this being bad #but if I make a post effectively being like ‘my cramps are so bad I can’t even eat the pasta I made’ #and your response is ‘eat your pasta’ then can you see how that can actually be super invalidating? #for me I can hear a very loud ‘just’ at the beginning of that sentence #and it happens a lot with my sleep schedule too like I’m all here for the jokes I genuinely find them funny #bc 9 times out of 10 I am also laughing about it #but on the few times I’m acc venting about how annoying it is that I can’t just sleep and someone sends me #what I KNOW was supposed to be a helpful ask going ‘go to sleep’ #I feel very much like what I’m trying to say is being totally ignored and I’m being written off as overdramatic #like I have insomnia. I have had debilitating periods every month for my entire teenage life #I know what I’m doing so if I complain and say I can’t do something #then trust it’s bc I CANT DO IT #so yeah I know this is very much a grey area bc it’s not a set rule for whenever I talk about these things #but I need you guys to just use the context of my posts a little better sometimes lol #again sorry that this was snappy especially bc I know u were just trying to be nice anon #ask

[winterrhayle]

nooo oneeee CAN UNDERSTAND THAT IM STARVING FOR TLC ADAPTATION PLS I CANT WAIT ANYMORE I WANT A REASON TO LIVE THIS LIVE I MISS THEM I WANNA SEE THEM I WANNA WATCH THE SHOW FOR THE 2828399339. TIME IN EVERUDAY N MAKE EDITS AND WATCH OVER OVER OVER AND OVER AGAIN PLS GOD(IM AN ATHEIST

NOO I GET U IM SO EXCITED FOR LITERALLY ANY CRUMBS OF UPDATES FROM MM BC WE DONT KNOW ANYTHING YET!!!! APART FROM ITS GONNA BE ANIMATED

LIKE???? IMAGINE ITS A TV SHOW AND EACH WEEK OR SOMETHING THERES AN EPISODE RELEASE LIKE IMAGINE THE ANTICIPATION FOR THE NEXT PART (ik we all know the plot already but STILL) AND. AS SOON AS THE INTRO PLAYS,, HOWEVER THATLL SOUND,, I WILL PROBABLY PASS OUT AND NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT IT EVER AGAIN OH AND IM EXCITED TO SEE HOW SOME THINGS ARE TRANSLATED FROM BOOK TO SCREEN LIKE THE GLAMOUR???? HOW WILL THEY SHOW WHEN PEOPLES ACTIONS OR PERCEPTIONS ARE BEING MANIPULATED??? AHHH AND LIKE. WILL YOU SEE THINGS FROM CINDERS CYBERNETIC EYES POV???? LIKE THE GREEN TEXT IN HER VISION AND HER HEART RATE ETC ETC AND HER SEEING THROUGH GLAMOURS AND ALL THAT ASHDKJHSALDFSAJKDGFHHJASDFJKHSADLF AND ALL THE LUNAR FASHION AT THE WEDDING AND CORONATION???????? OH MY GOD I AM GONNA BE SOOOOOOOOO UNWELL WHEN I SEE THAT ITS GONNA BE AMAZING AND AHHHKJHDFSAL

#did marissa say where its gonna be available??? if its not netflix then im gonna be pirating🤭 #but no i am SO excited i get u anon #ohh i am gonna be so annoying when this adaption is released #none of u will get a break #sorry in advance #asks #anon #marissa meyer #tlc #the lunar chronicles

[sandinthemachine]

https://twitter.com/quozacchi/status/1616272200998457345?t=nPrPRPu8fmcl9Tv_2fCRuQ&s=19

I'm sure könig thinks so

and I guess simon too depending on who you ask

#let me just direct everyone to the ohio comment lmao #funniest person on the planet #anon replies #ok I don't want to make a post about this #and I am so sorry in advance to this anon for hijacking this very good post #but I need to get this out without too many people seeing it and murdering me #every time I type out the name Simon #and I do mean EVERY time #I think of that goddamn chipmunk #from the alvin and the chipmunks movies #someone help me #okay that's it i think i need to flee to the woods now #no one saw that

[kazewhara]

hello! it's a strange question but as someone who's new to kazuha, what does the endearment 'dove' mean 😭😭😭

ah, a new kazuha lover! welcome, welcome; it's very comfy in here and i hope you enjoy your stay <3

"dove" doesn't mean anything in particular! it's literally a term of endearment -- most of them hold no meaning. a lot of us agree that kazuha would use it; it's non-traditional and affectionate, much like kazuha himself

#z anon #if you're a new kazuha lover and you're on my blog i just want to apologize in advance #i talk about him so fucking much i am so sorry

[softshuji]

We will, we'll find him, we have to! We're nearly there anyway, it's not a long trip

-Chifuyu

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#hals character anons #😬😬😬😬 #i am so sorry in advance #..... #😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bri-of-the-shire]

im so sorry things are feeling so hard right now :((( it sounds like you feel lonely and like your caring isn't reciprocated, which is so hard :((( i wanted to ask (you dont have to answer, but you said no one had asked yet): how are you? your feelings and experiences are important no matter how they compare to other people's, and you deserve to have people listen and care for you too (even if it can't necessarily be those friends who are going through it rn since they might not have those emotional spoons, but also it might be worth talking to them later once they can return that listening support). anyways yeah so how are you? if you'd like to talk or at least just be asked, and also i hope you feel better soon ❤️❤️

hey anon i just want to say thank you for reaching out? this is. really sweet and i appreciate this more than you might ever know. I appreciate you taking the time to be kind, and I hope someone is looking out for you, and making sure to ask how your holiday is, and talk about your day with you. I hope you have the space you offered me for yourself, and whatever hardships you have, I hope you treat yourself with the same kindness you treated some sad stranger on the internet.

i am. not really ok. i think that i am always going to have to sacrifice parts of myself for the sake of others, and it makes me feel a lot of things. sad? angry? guilty? stupid?

i had a moment today—all of that just bubbled up when i was spending my christmas wrapping presents for people who werent here to celebrate it with me, and i just. started throwing a tantrum like a little kid. it was embarrassing! i felt stupid and angry, and i ended up having to sleep it off most of the day. I don’t know if it’s common to experience when you can feel yourself slipping like that, and having no control over it. I acted like a kid and I couldn’t even stop myself, and it’s frustrating to let your emotions get in charge like that. it felt like I wasted a holiday being upset. A lot of days have been feeling like that lately. Today was just one of them that came to a head, i guess.

#im on my period rn so everything is a little more mellodramatic rn i think #but my backs been hurting and ive been kinda pmsing like crazy #my family was out celebrating with in-laws and i had to housesit with the dogs while theyre gone. #it sucks to know you’re expected to watch the house and you’re the one expected to take the couch every time. #i tried to do what i could for the holidays well in advance but in the end #it felt like another reminder that my plans have been falling through for a while in favor of what’s more convenient for everyone around me #when i ask how holidays are for my friends they’ve got their own junk going on and it really sucks! #i want to be there for them and listen #but it is frustrating that i can’t expect them to ask me the same. #It feels worse to make the effort and say “it’s ok we can talk through this i love you” #and be met with silence. #i said i love you three times to three friends today i was talking to #no one said it back and it made me so sad #like of course i am going to check up on you i am sorry youre sick and i am sorry youre sad i love you #and i’m not going to stop or ask what its all for when no one says it back because i love them #but it makes me sad all the same #bri's absolutely irrelevant life #anon #ask