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mistaeq · 4 years

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Could u do headcanons for Yukako/Trish/Okuyasu/Koichi/Narancia/Polnareff (possibly Pesci if you can??) With a oblivious stand user reader? Like they are trying to impress the reader with their stands abilities (like what they can do that the reader didn't knew of) it's fine if u don't wanna do this, just wanna tell u that I love ur fics 😁❤️❤️

Multiple Character Work: Impressing an Oblivious Stand User s/o HCs

TW // none

In case someone else was wondering, yes, Pesci is a character i DO write for :) the boi needs more love

Impressing their s/o Headcanons, neutral!s/o

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YAMAGISHI YUKAKO

More than trying to impress her s/o, Yukako would use it to be helpful.

Obviously, if you happened to notice that she's helping with something more than just the abilities you knew about, she'll be more than happy of being praised for her power.

Yukako cares more about you than about herself. She'd fill you with compliments, reminding you that anyways, her stand isn't the only strong one. She knows your stand is also really powerful.

If you're taller than her, she'll totally try to impress you by getting things on high shelves on her own with her hair.

On the contrary, if you're shorter, she'll try to impress you by taking stuff from high shelves for you with her hair.

She'll let her hair ~ take you higher ~ making you levitate. She lives for your smiles and laughs.

TRISH UNA

Trish would use her power to make you laugh when you're in a bad mood. Also, Spicy Lady is always ready to have a talk with you. There aren't many stands able to talk so clearly.

She knows you might end up staying alone on the sofa or on the bed. She'll make it jiggly for you to have fun on it.

Trish cares about making sure you're okay. When you trip on something, she'll immediately make the floor jiggly, so you don't get hurt. You never thought of her power under this perspective. She's your sweetheart.

You two play with your food a lot. Trish will transform your food into jelly, you're too cute when you bite on it.

When you're in public, she doesn't use it unless you're in danger. Trish will try to impress you saying it's too strong to be used in public. She just doesn't want to be noticed.

Being a baby stand user - you got your stand only a little time ago -, you are amazed, seeing Trish's abilities.

NIJIMURA OKUYASU

Poor boi has no chill. As soon as you start dating, he will exaggerate in showing you The Hand's power.

He really sometimes just wants to help, but completely forgets you're not used to have his stand around.

He asked you to stay for the night at his home after a date. He was struggling with opening the door. He got tired and straight up deleted it.

He deletes your clothes when you're home. You often smack him in the face.

You have to stop him, otherwise he would straight up use The Hand to delete everyone who messes with you. He's the cutest, you love the way he uses his power for you, but you have to help him to chill.

He's needy, he needs to be kissed and to have your attention. He'll frequently delete the space between you two, unwillingly scaring you when he randomly appears next to you. Please deal with this goofball.

KOICHI HIROSE

Koichi uses his power to protect you from people harassing you, whenever he hears or sees someone catcalling you.

"Oookay, master! Let's kill da perv! Beeeeetch!" Act.3 will make those perverts' face so heavy they'll sink their head in the concrete. You can't hold back from laughing at Act.3 screaming and cursing, though.

Koichi would totally use Echoes Act.1 to stick a whispered "I love you" sound to you when you need something relaxing to sleep.

Okay, he'll admit he uses Act.3 to make shopping bags feel heavier, so he can carry them for you and look like a strong gentleman.

Act.3 is more or less the same height as Koichi. When Koichi can't be with you to be in another room, Echoes will take care of you during your sleep. You won't notice the difference. So smart.

NARANCIA GHIRGA

The smol boi just wants to stay alone with you as much time as he can, he'll use Aerosmith to find the places with no people at all. He needs privacy.

Narancia will let you use Aerosmith's propellers as a fan during summer. You couldn't imagine a little plane could be so useful.

He'll write lovey dovey sentences for you in the sky using his stand.

If he has to take care of you while you're sick or exhausted he'll use his stand to treat you to some snacks. Aerosmith will bring the snacks to you from the kitchen.

Aerosmith's wheels are perfect to massage your back. Narancia's stand is as fond of you as its user, it loves spoiling you.

Narancia's stand gives him a perfect excuse to let you use his gadget. He loves holding you from behind, his hands on yours, teaching you how to use it. You can't judge how you're doing, you're not used to guide toy planes, but Narancia always says you're doing amazing.

JEAN PIERRE POLNAREFF

What can I say? Silver Chariot literally becomes your shadow. Jean Pierre is overprotective, he'll use Chariot to look after you every second.

This might sound dangerous, but nothing happened and you spared some money: Silver Chariot's sharp and pointed sword pierced your earlobes. Oh mon dieu.

Jean Pierre gave you your first pair of earrings. Hypoallergenic ones, to protect your lobe from infections, but they had the same shape as his. A red half-heart. Silver Chariot was so proud.

Chariot will spoil you with little presents. Not even Polnareff knows where the fuck did his stand get that stuff. It probably stole all of it. Jean Pierre plays it cool and says it was him who told Chariot to bring you those gifts.

Jean Pierre often asks you to praise Silver Chariot. His stand is a sweetheart, and will do its best for you if praised. But you can't imagine Silver Chariot doing better than it already does.

Just like its user, the stand has no shame. It'll be too focused on watching you and will run into any type of stuff on the road. Chariot broke a whole supermarket shelf once, because of this. But you must admit you felt loved, when Jean Pierre explained you what was his stand thinking.

PESCI

He wasn't confident about his stand. But just until he met you. Knowing that you found him and his stand Beach Boy awesome made him the happiest man ever.

He'll start to show more off what he can do. Also, after he stopped a man who had stolen your wallet using his stand, he became your hero.

Pesci will brag a lot with La Squadra about how useful his stand, Beach Boy, is for you. It's so precise he gets rid of the mosquitoes bothering you, and you are always thankful. You usually thank him by cuddling with him.

When someone asks how can someone like him be with someone like you, he doesn't feel offended anymore. Your love raised his self-esteem, and he says you're with him because he used his stand to fish for your heart.

Unfortunately, his stand has no personality and it's not humanoid like many others, but the line of the fishing rod will ofter wrap around you - obviously, without the hook -, showing its user's feelings.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo headcanons #jojo part five #jojo part three #jojo part 4 #yukako x reader #yukako yamagishi #trish x reader #trish una #okuyasu x reader #okuyasu nijimura #koichi x reader #koichi hirose #narancia x reader #narancia ghirga #polnareff x reader #jean pierre polnareff #pesci x reader #pesci

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jjba-hell · 3 years

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Fate and Fortune

Part 6

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5,

Ya’ll gonna have to excuse this piece- it’s not my best work but I publish regardless TwT, I promise we’ll be back to our regular scheduled writing soon )^o^(

Content warning is REALLY mild like I can literally think of nothing in particular other than a painfully flirtatious Noriaki (yes, I do see him a bit more suave and intelligent, not very innocent)

For the moots @risottoneroo (hope you’re doing well) @fyre23 and @risottosplug (hi, I don’t know why you followed me but thank you, i appreciate (⌒▽⌒) and sorry this is the first piece you got tagged in, seriously the previously linked shit it better)

A/N: I’d love to keep things fresh on the blog- lemme know what chracaters ya’ll would like to see me write

“It feels like the only time you’re near me is when you’re healing me.” Kakyoin laughed as she hovered Fortune’s fingers in front of his mouth.

She chuckled quietly, “And whose fault is that?”

“Oh, you misunderstand. I’m most certainly not blaming you.” His hand wrapped lightly around the wrist closest to him. “I’m asking if I could get to know you a bit better than ‘Vera, the stand fever survivor’.”

She looked down at his hand around her wrist, feeling a moment of girlish glee until she shook it off and with smirk spreading over her lips, she looked into those amethyst eyes. “If I didn’t know any better I’d think you were flirting with me, Noriaki.”

With a smooth slip of her fingers out of his hand she was standing straight, looking down at him as he remained seated on the bench outside the payphone.

Noriaki rose up and in the process, reminded her that she was the shortest one in the group. “Well since you know better, what is that you think I’m doing- exactly?”

Vera’s eyebrow shot up as a grin slowly spread over her lips. “Digging for information, of course... albeit a bit more charismatically than most. How’s your mouth feel?”

“It feels good as new.” He bowed his head at her in thanks as they approached the open payphone door to where Mr Joestar was standing.

Noriaki Kakyoin was most certainly a smooth talker, whether he was polite or sly, Vera couldn’t quite distinguish but obviously speaking to the charming redhead was certainly much easier than trying to talk to Jotaro.

“We’ll talk our next steps at the restaurant.” Mr Joestar had announced. Vera reached down for the duffel bag she had thrown together in the airport bathroom in Japan.

“I could have sworn I saw you traveling with a suitcase.” Noriaki remarked, the expected suave smile following. It was him looping her duffel bag handles into his hand that came as a surprise to her.

“Well, they promised me a ticket to Hong Kong if I could travel by hand luggage- had to leave half my suitcase behind I’m afraid.”

“My condolences.” Was all he said as she fell in line with him toward the restaurant- Jotaro’s broad back being the only thing she could see in front of her all the way there.

“Laying it on a bit thick, aren’t you Kakyoin?” She nudged into his side gently. “I suppose I am in your debt for carrying my bag for me. So... I’ll be generous and offer three answers.”

Kakyoin hummed on contemplation. “My, my... what could I possibly ask?”

She shrugged, “Ask and find out for yourself.”

“Very well... where were you born?”

The snort of laughter she had to keep in was the most undignified thing she let slip in front of the charmer. “In the sky.”

The smile left Kakyoin’s face as he turned his head to see if she was joking. Up front Avdol was snickering as well.

“How is that possible?”

“That would be the second question...” she warned.

“Nonsense! You can’t be so vague in your answers!”

“And I suppose you’ll be the judge of that?”

Kakyoin gave just the tiniest pout before caving. “The curiosity would kill me, do explain.”

“My parents were flying to Egypt when I was born- yes, I was born on an airplane between Britain and Egypt.”

Kakyoin took a moment to laugh with her as they entered the restaurant and hid the bag away for a moment. “Well, if not for my own shock- I might have showered you in jokes of your angelic nature.”

When Jotaro gave an audible snort of laughter as he sat down at the table, she couldn’t help but smile politely back at Noriaki. “Goodness, you want more answers- am I that fascinating to you?” She slid into the chair Noriaki held for her.

The question hanging over Kakyoin’s head this time suddenly made his cheeks dust a rosy shade. “I suppose you are, I do find you and your stand fascinating.”

She smiled gently at him, purposefully placing a hand atop his own on the table- enjoying the blush spreading over his whole face a bit too much.

While letting Mr Joestar help the Frenchman that had arrived at the table, Vera left for a quick smoke break outside the restaurant- enjoying her choice of oversized jean jacket on her back.

Not much longer, Jotaro joined her around the corner in the alleyway beside the restaurant. For a moment he seemed to glare at her from below his cap yet again, and yet again- her gaze unchanging.

Then with another disinterested scoff he looked away. “Angelic, my ass.” He mumbled, turning to face the exit of the alleyway.

The laugh that left Vera’s lips was almost offensive. She held her side in pain as she laughed, other hand supporting her against the wall.

Jotaro only looked behind his shoulder at her in further distaste. “You laugh like a fucking hyena.”

Her breath came back a few gasps later and while wiping tears out of her eyes she walked up to stand beside him. “Aw, are you jealous Jotaro?”

He nearly whipped his whole body to face her, the reaction she was gauging from him being all she need to maintain that petty little smirk on her lips.

“What are you getting at, woman?”

She only shrugged, bringing her cigarette to her lips for a drag- maintaining eye contact with him through the blue white smoke. “I can’t think of any other reason you’d stare me down and invalidate a compliment intended for me.” She answered after letting the smoke dribble out of her mouth.

“You’re disgusting.” He grumbled.

“Well, Kakyoin is a disgusting flirt, I’ll give you that but don’t get angry just because I can flirt back.”

The frustrated groan and toss of his cigarette in the alleyway was more than enough evidence she needed. He didn’t like her banter with Noriaki but... he was gonna have to learn to open his mouth and say something to her if he was that painfully jealous.

She returned to the restaurant in absolute shambles- a table on fire and the Frenchman Mr Joestar was helping displaying his stand.

This time it was Vera’s turn to give an audibly obnoxious sigh and pull one of the abandoned chairs closer for her to sit down at. “Fucking hell, I only had some hot cola from a vendor today- I was looking forward to the beef chop suey just now.”

All eyes were on her as she sat down in the chair, crossed one leg over the other and dug inside her jean jacket pocket. Fortune had already phased the Frenchman’s passport into her pocket and was currently phasing his earrings into her other pocket.

With a dramatic flourish and an arm over the backrest of her chair she looked the gray-haired man up and down then looked at the open passport in her hand. “Jean Pierre Polnareff- that’s hopefully correct?”

Jean seemed to immensely tense at her casual display of her own ability but nonetheless, he brought the tip of the rapier closer to her face. “Mademoiselle, I’d rather not lay an unnecessary hand on you, if possible.”

She tipped her head back and forth for a moment, admiring her reflection in the stand’s silver armor- driving the point home by getting up and closing the distance- reaching in her pocket to hold his earrings to her ears.

“I think these suit me better, don’t you think monsiour?”

The realization dawned on his face and soon Polnareff was swatting at his neck like the earrings was supposed to be there.

“Let me guess- another sworn allegiance puppet for dio, perhaps money? What is it?”

“Vera, stop provoking him- his qualm is with me.” Avdol interjected, placing a gentle hand on her shoulder.

Vera calmly looked back at her guardian, a slight frown to her face. “Not to seem childish, but do you see me as incapable, Avdol?”

The calm smile spreading his lips was all she really needed. She knew him well enough to know it was simply because he had a handle on his opponent.

At the Tiger Balm Garden- Vera sat atop a tiger statue’s back, near the entrance of their little chosen battlefield. Admittedly, holding back from jumping in and healing was more difficult than intended but Avdol had never been a victim of anything.

After the fight she hopped off as Avdol walked away from Polnareff’s flaming corpse- Fortune’d dials moving to help the healing process from the stand attack wounds.

“You’re not gonna let him burn to death, are you?” She asked, knowing that full well he wasn’t exactly listening to her but instead the mumblings of the burning man behind them.

With a snap of his finger, Avdol’s flames extinguished themselves and unsurprisingly- the flesh blood made itself known.

Fortune and Star Platinum followed to rid the world of another fleshbud. Vera had Fortune heal the unconscious man before following after the others to the docks.

Polnareff showing up was probably the last thing Vera had expected for their Hong Kong detour, but regardless Avdol and Jotaro refused the Frenchman’s thanks but Vera took hers with the smuggest smirk allowed.

The sight of Mr Joestar’s mechanical hand both fascinated and disgusted her- watching as he slipped his white glove back on as if it was the most natural thing in the world.

“And for what reason do you need to find someone with two right hands?”

Cherie’s story was truly tragic but it seemed to have been completely forgotten as Polnareff went to snap a few pictures of the two tourists girls that tried to get near Jotaro.

“What a perv.” She muttered, more to herself but it got a chuckle from Mr Joestar. Just aside from Jean’s leg was a coul of rope- first tied onto the deck. Fortune moved out of her body and phased the coil of rope around Polnareff’s foot and then slipped the loop of rope from the deck off manually. The wind ad picked up just enough to tie around the Frenchman’s leg and watch as he he was frantically dragged off the deck and into the water.

“Hmmmm justice is best served cold.” She muttered, passing Avdol only to have her foot break through the wooden deck below her feet.

Avdol laughed openly, holding a hand to help her out with her knee stuck in the wood. “What we’re you saying about justice again?”

“Hey! This was for healing you guys! This was correlation! Not causation!”

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo no kimyou na bouken #JoJo part 3 #Jean Pierre Polnareff #Jotaro kujo #mohammed Avdol #Joseph Joestar #Noriaki Kakyoin #OC Vera #oc content #Fate and Fortune

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wri0thesley · 7 years

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> So... your askbox is always open, yes? I just... look. I loved P3. And I've just been thinking a lot about a chivalrous mom friend that joins the crew and just... takes care of these dorks. Like Kakyoin was going crazy over that evol baby? Someone please put an arm and hold this boy and listen to him for a bit even if you don't believe him but make him cALM. Or Polnareff and his brash attitude? Tell him you care for his well being and show him how to keep your cool. Jotaro and his awkwar

“-awkward self? Gently nudge him to get out with y'all and buy him nice food and enjoy the quiet and your surroundings. Talk with Avdol and his homeland and his language and just - more Avdol??? idk?? Avdol is so cool. Joseph seems like that cool gramps that has a lot of wisdom but can be a perv but he’s ok and you actually have a lot of comic talk and his adventures and– story-teller, this dude. But really let me have a polite frend in that crew that puts themselves in front of dangerfor these dudes because they have a stand that protecs, they want to protec, and they believe they’ll be ok in the end - and even if they don’t get out of this - they can pave way for these guys and save someone - Holly, an innocent bystander - and know they did the right thing. Lemme have a pal that bursts into singing and fencing matches with Pol Pol, or someone who teaches Kak too about other cultures and languages - actually just lemme have this calm, motherly pal to go along with them. and I ranted a lot and Idk what I was asking for in the first place. maybe just. protector frend in the crew…? and maybe hcs of who falls for ‘em or becomes besties??? idk man. i just want to protect the whole crew and let them have a bright future and happines. oh. and Iggy. let them have the doggo nap on their lap, bond with them through trial and error, defeating enemies. … phew. lot of ranting. i just want some slow burn ok. srry but ur a cool approachable person so i ranted

MOM FRIEND HEADCANONS BENEATH THE CUT!!! (also i’ve been saving this ask bc i knew i’d have fun writing it, i love you friend!!!

(First Impressions)

Jotaro has a mother, and despite outward appearances he’s very fond of her. It will take him a little while to warm up to anyone who reminds him of her; he’s on this mission for her sake, so liking somebody so much like her will make his heart ache. What if it feels like he’s replacing her? On top of that, he ordinarily can’t stand being fussed over. Kakyoin is drawn to people who make others smile, and that’s one thing that this particular friend is good at. He feels warmed by their easy nature, but still, frightened. He has seen first-hand what DIO can do, and he fears that their friendly nature will put them at a disadvantage when it comes to battle.Joseph likes that this friend of Jotaro’s is polite and well-mannered, that they speak to him with a respect that he deserves! Jotaro gets a lot of pointed looks and comments about kids these days. The ways in which the friend reminds him of Holly are numerous, but unlike Jotaro these just bestir Joseph to want to take care of them and make sure they’re safe. Avdol’s profession means he reads people well; if their stand doesn’t tip him off that they’re a protector, the aura around them will. He’s calm and collected and, as one of the more serious and pragmatic of the crew, is glad to have them around because a healer will be useful. Polnareff starts off with flirting because that’s what he’s used to doing; but, spending time with them and realizing that they genuinely care about what they’re doing and believe in the SDC as a whole will make affection swell up in him. He’s on this mission for his sister - everyone but the motherly friend is here for someone, and Polnareff respects that

(On the Road)- MomFriend (hereby referred to as m/f) notices that Jotaro is awkward around other people, that he hides his eyes behind his hat and seems at a loss for what to do when not fighting. It’s m/f who slides in beside him; after ascertaining that he does not do small talk, they walk in companionable silence and Jotaro is glad for the company. As time wears on, they make sure to include him when the group is bantering, to pull him along when they go out for food - Jotaro rolls his eyes and yare yare dazes, but he’s glad to be involved. When m/f holds up the camera to take a Polaroid of all of the boys together, he’s glad that in ten years he can look back on his memories with a smile. - In the case of ‘BABY STAND’, m/f is outnumbered when they try to convince people to at least listen to Kakyoin and try and figure out what he’s trying to say - it’s they who sit with him and apologize for the rash decision, and Kakyoin is comforted that even though m/f clearly doesn’t believe him, they’re willing to try. They smile and clap their hands in delight when he drops out a new piece of cultural information, and Kakyoin finds himself driven with desire to tell them more - when they match with facts of their own that Kakyoin didn’t know, he’s delighted. He wants to talk with them forever and work out all of their secrets. He’s never had friends before, but now he has a group of them, and he can’t remember a time in his life he’s ever felt less lonely. - Joseph loves to tell stories about his past; sometimes they are deeply boring ones about real estate, but sometimes they are genuinely interesting ones about the time he defeated a group of Aztec Gods or the time he saved himself and his rich uncle from plane hijackers - Jotaro has heard the stories before, a million times, but m/f is fascinated and Joseph is glad for the rapt attention. Yes, he has a tendency to flirt - with winks and risque jokes - but he’s doing it for the blush on m/f’s face and not for any real interest in betraying Suzie, and m/f can tell. They sometimes even flirt back just to see Joseph’s face, much to Jotaro’s abject horror. - Avdol is the quietest on the trip, preferring to speak only when necessary - m/f, when approaching him, is careful. They know the least about Avdol - he seems entirely self-possessed and dependent, but who knows what kind of temper he might be hiding? M/F, then, is delighted to find that Avdol’s serious demeanour hides someone who cracks jokes at the same pace as Joseph, even if his are many-layered. M/F begins to understand why Joseph and Avdol get along so well - and when m/f begins to ask questions about Avdol’s home, he’s only too quick to answer. He’s proud of his heritage, and of his little fortune-telling business, and as the others listen to the pride glowing in his voice they feel bad that they have never bothered asking. - It becomes clear to m/f that Polnareff is a goofball whose chivalrous demeanour can easily be derailed if one tells him a good enough joke, and it becomes somewhat of a game among the more fun-loving of the group (everyone aside from Jotaro) to see who can make him laugh at the most inopportune moments. When he puts on the radio and begins to bounce excitedly, m/f is so pleased to see him grin that they join in, much to Polnareff’s delight. He still flirts relentlessly with them, but m/f is now able to see that it’s just part of Polnareff’s charm - he barely even realizes he’s doing it, it’s so much second nature to him. When m/f heals him after a particularly harsh fight, he feels so grateful to them he almost cries.

(Various)- It takes Iggy a while to warm up to them, as it does for him to warm up to any. He’s perturbed by how much m/f seems to like Polnareff, but he soon learns that m/f is a soft touch when it comes to anyone in their team, and he begins to slumber by their side and come barking at them when he runs out of chewing gum. He’s even more devoted to them after they heal his leg after the fight with Pet Shop - part of the reason he defends Polnareff so viciously and single-mindedly in the fight with Vanilla Ice is because he knows it will make m/f sad if he perishes. - If m/f lives, the most likely romantic link-up between any of the characters is Polnareff. He has no family, and during the time on the road he and m/f grow closer until the idea of being without them makes his heart hurt - m/f likes taking care of him, likes the goofy smile that blooms across his face whenever they tell him he’s handsome. They like how oblivious he seems when he’s being a dork. It’s a happy relationship. - They keep in contact with Joseph and Jotaro; Joseph excitedly invites them both to visit New York and meet Suzie. He doesn’t flirt quite so hard when they do - m/f can see why. Suzie is a formidable woman.

(Extra)- In an AU in which everybody lives, it’s entirely likely that m/f could end up with Kakyoin. He’s reassured by their presence, likes the way their smile lights up the room, likes that they take care of him and everyone else. He thinks about spending the rest of his life travelling the world with them, soaking up knowledge and trading bits and pieces of trivia. He’s never had friends before, but with m/f he feels like he’s found another little piece of his soul. - Whatever happens, whoever it is that m/f ends up with, Iggy will want to follow them. Not just because they feed him gum and make a fuss of him (though that’s important to him too) - their presence calms him, and Iggy feels as though he’s had enough adventure in his life. He’d like to settle down and sleep in front of a fire.

#jojo headcanons #jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #jean pierre polnareff #noriaki kakyoin

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