#i can't think of a not funny option

[waitineedaname]

how long did it take for greed to figure out ling is fifteen. people always joke about him realizing he's not legally old enough to drink, but tbh they're always talking about ling looking older than he is and I think the much more pressing issue with purchasing alcohol would be that ling doesn't have any legal ID. personally i think it would be very funny if greed didn't realize for ages and then ed turns sixteen during the camping trip and is like "haha what's it like being fifteen loser" and greed is like Excuse Me. What.

#fma #there's nothing quite like having to read extremely dry academic articles to make me write very stupid fma posts #this isn't the most REALISTIC option but it is the funniest #realistically he'd probably figure it out pretty quick #but god it's funny thinking about him realizing he's stuck in a teenager's body. hell on earth #ed is like that tweet about someone turning fourteen and calling their friend like what's it like being thirteen idiot #except greed is like hang on. you're telling me I can't legally buy cigarettes in this body? #and ling's like were you planning to smoke them??? #and he's like no. I just wanted to have them. and now I CAN'T #fma posting

[pinkieroy]

Liliana deadbeat mother of all time for real

#did she know?? #well she told you to run #so deadbeat mother of her to want something from the kid she left 25 years ago #you have no right to be angry afsgsvhshs #but you are anyway because you don't want to face the fact that you are the one who fucked up the relationship #(i'm not going to project onto this last observation i'm in public 🫥) #it's so funny and sad because she really thinks she did the right thing by her daughter that that was her only option #that she was carving a better future for them both for everyone like them #she is so far into it she can't see the situation through her daughter's eyes #i don't think she is even ready to try #this whole post is in the tags #sorry i got carried away #i would have typed it on the actual post if i knew lol #cr spoilers #critical role #bells hells

[titaniumions]

(some) r1999 charas but i assign them entities from the magnus archives

#reverse 1999 #r1999 #tma #the magnus archives #i hope someone out there Understands #ok to be honest there are a bunch of these placements that im not 100% set on #such as click #i mean he's already deceased so perhaps end came to mind for that reason #slaughter came to mind but he's only a war PHOTOGRAPHER so i can't see him being that #desolation regulus would be so funny can you imagine #the vast ones are mostly the space-themed characters #except eternity who is deep sea/ocean themed of course #also i wonder if there's better options for an an lee and horrorpedia #dark just feels like a Classic fear so i picked that out for them #also i think vertin should absolutely be an avatar #but i'm not sure of what yet #the vast? something to do with the vastness of time n whatnot #or maybe even the end? i don't know #tma entities #might as well tag some (but not all) characters #horropedia #necrologist #tooth fairy #matilda bouanich #regulus #dikke #druvis iii #pavia #balloon party #tennant

[keeper-of-gates]

tumblr; which one are you voting? Ooo, Mob vote crabb pengui armadillo

Tiktok;

#Minecraft #Mineblr #minecraft mob vote #Idk it's just funny to me #But really I understand why the mob vote exists but I play minecraft on switch and I can't access mods so really #I do think that at the very least as an option for the future that mojang to just bring back past options

[mari-lair]

Flower side of tumblr! Can you tell me what this flower is? And what is its meaning in flower language?

#tbhk #cause from Nene's reaction I doubt she still have a crush on Akane #(though i can't be 100% sure for many reasons) #and akane isn't even looking at her for the whole 'framed by flowers' shojo think to work #and there is the option of being Hanako's mental image #since akane is looking at the phone/hanako #(which is funny to me cause i imagine hanako going 'oh shit akane is a pretty boy and nene like pretty boys THIS IS DANGEROUS' or something) #but still #if the flower does have meaning I want to know it so bad #I NEED THE INFO I NEED THE ANSWERS #cause is different from the ones that used to show up when nene had a crush #which are either roses or one a lil different #i am just rambling in the tags at this point #if you read it all hello here is a thumbs up

[hoofpeet]

trying to decide if it would be funnier if. all of the depot agents participated in the ingo coverup and knew that one of their bosses is a zoroark now or none of them know and everybody’s just trying to figure out why boss Ingo acts so weird

#i think option 2 is funnier #like. all of the depot agents in the breakroom theorizing about their weird boss #depot agent 1: bro i SWEAR i saw boss ingo eating a rattata the other day he just picked it off the ground and bit into it like an apple #he HAS to be a zoroark or smthn #depot agent 2: no he can't be ?? someone hit him with a pokeball once and it didn't do anything he has to be a human #[b4 he was replaced] #leading theory is that he's some sort of vampire #(even funnier. one of the depot agents knows but thinks its funny to watch everyone else try to figure it out)

[traitorsinsalem]

this is a funny as fuck dialogue option for when you're playing a dead-birth-parents-rogue who just so happens to be mixed. get gathened idiot.

#succ speaks #i just think it's funny that wotc constantly has NO idea how to handle half-elves from a mixed lens. #as much as i WOULD be happy that larian devs were there to say 'hey man people can be proud of their mixed heritage' #it's just funny as fuck to me that the first time i'm seeing this line is with mo fucking gathen. #the only funnier option is 3. this bitch is withering away there's nothing sexy about him unless u ask his actual party's paladin(s) #baldur's gate 3 kind of sucks especially early on but it's worth it to me to be funny while playing with friends who know this character #'hmm. i can't seem to recall what happened to elturel.' [finished the descent into avernus adventure path. was one of the adventurers.] #'the zhentarim? i think i've heard of them somewhere' [is a zhent ardragon with specialties in legal dealings and investigations] #the running joke is that he got mind flayer brain damage after a stat scramble and cannot find the right people for the life of him #this is so funny though. imagine i just became a small local hero and some nice girl i helped one time says she'll sing a song about me #and she's like 'what should i sing about' and i'm like. 'how about my mixed heritage.' LMFAOOOOO that's so out of pocket #like my friend is so curious and wants me to choose it because he wants to know what alfira's even going to DO with that like ????

[thisisntreaver]

Penelope is allowed one [1] stabbing per year as stated by her contract with the times.

Shooting however have not been limited.

#fable #fable 3 #Penelope Chumley #sorry I can't sleep and I think this is funny #rlly this blog is just me posting my sillys and my thoughts and y'all grtting the option to engage

[the-punforgiven]

Idk why the thought only just now occurred to me but I guess in the ever ambiguous definitions of what half-plate is in d&d I suppose landsknecht armor would probably fit pretty well for that

#they say as if the landsknecht weren't mercenaries and therefore their levels of armor varied with how much they were paid and/or stealing #still I feel there's a pretty specific mental image in mind that comes up when one thinks of them and idk I feel that'd count #I remember someone sent me an ask about that a while ago #and idk I don't feel like I gave a very good answer #but I can't find that post again rip #so anon if you're reading this those funny guys are probably an alright reference point #from a purely armor standpoint the poofy pants and bright colors are optional lmao #war crimes and pillaging cities you're hired to protect are also optional but the landsknecht were very opt-in for everything mentioned her #lmao #Pun's text Posts

[stonyponyofficial]

i love seeing how much paratext i can fit into the tags. read my footnotes boy

#violet originals #postposting #like that's its own statement right #and then i come down here and tell u everything i was thinking about it #like i just made a post where i put some non organization tags on it for fun as a fun reference #but also it helps clarify the original statement in a less committal jokey way i can have a little fun with #so i start thinking about all that and i get the hilarious original idea for this post and i think abt those tags #but it's only available to those first people who see my original post as it was made #not reblogged #someone can screenshot those tags but they aren't necessary to understand #but they don't add to the post itself just elaboration that isn't really needed #and they aren't all visible at first bc u have to hit the button to see the rest #so my extra little thoughts are there for anyone to see but ull probably wanna see them more if u know me a little through online #but mostly i thought it'd be funny to make this kind of post and then just let the tags run wild bc that's what the post is about see? #do u like all this extra clarification or would u rather i have just posted the post #or nothing at all #or put these tags in the post #bc that could make sense but the original text of the post is to be shared around and 'related to' by other Tumblr users who do the same #so it can't be too long but i need to say all my thoughts about the subject or ill explode and make another post or reblog a comment #so it's all down here instead where it's optional and i can just kinda say what im feeling without feeling like i have to funny it up #i should probably read house of leaves #idk is that related i only have a tiny idea of what that book is but it seems related somewhat #umm #hi :3 #kisses u with tongue #adds tags to this later bc im silly :3 #hi char hi io #the two people who will probably read this far now lmao

[vegaseatsass]

Just finished Beyond Evil. I can say with conviction that this drama contained the absolute most craziest intricate rituals to touch another man's skin that I've ever seen. Like normally I'm not that into AUs but I would read a million Beyond Evil AUs just to see authors try to capture whatever the fuck was going on between LDS and HJW in new settings.

"You PROMISED you would replace our coffee grinder that burns people but gets the job done with a fancy latte maker! You betrayed the customers, you betrayed me, I thought I meant something to you, I thought we HAD SOMETHING."

A year later, after defeating the evil corporate coffee conglomerate headed up by Han Ki-Hwan "You're - you're installing a fancy latte maker? Now? When I thought we could celebrate-grieve together? But WHY? WHY DO WE NEED A LATTE MAKER?? The customers are fine with the coffee grinder that burns them!! As long as you stay here in this coffee shop with it!! As long as this thing between us doesn't have to end...."

#beyond evil #i dont think my example makes sense at all but i just have to try to capture how funny i think it would be #to try to translate any part of what the fuck they were doing into another setting #i would like to see it #what are the handcuffs SYMBOLICALLY #what is allowing another man to arrest you SYMBOLICALLY #like i really have gone off 95% of cop shows (the thing that kept me from continuing this a few years ago) #but really in a way the cop stuff is just set dressing #for intricate ritual upon intricate ritual #and parents fucking up their kids lol #incidentally who is gonna kiss park jeong-je? #i wanna nominate kwon hyeok one of my favorite character archetypes #kwon hyeok/lee chang jin is another good option tbh. get that dick prosecutor kwon #but i'm getting p far afield here i just wanted to make a quick post before bed #i have so much to say and i can't let myself get started so let's just cap it at the intricate rituals #what a wild ride #dear diary

[anemoflower]

I was brainstorming names for my oc f/o and thought to give him a name that's also common in german? Some first ideas were Henry or Elias bc I think that may suit him...

Sooooooo I just googled the most popular names in germany and GUESS WHAT

IS THAT A SIGN OR SOMETHING

#;babbling phia #sry this is random but I just think that's quite funny #can't believe my name is on 3 #I thought it's not so common #(there are also nice names like Liam or Kai- SO MANY OPTIONS AGH)

[stillflight]

Anyone else find that they can't seem to accept compliments unless they come with some level of criticism. To the point where you drive away anyone who actually likes your art because you refuse to believe them when they tell you that. Like here's where I'm at:

"Omg this is so good! My new favorite! You should get it published!" ← empty, meaningless to me, you are clearly just lying as you would to a child

"This mostly sucks but it could be half decent if you fixed this, this and this" ← I am willing to perceive this as genuine

#remembering that time in outpatient group therapy when I was 16 #when they gave us all self esteem worksheets to see what our areas of self doubt were #and everyone had at least a few things they were confident about meanwhile I had the lowest possible score #because I marked every single option as ''I'm bad at this'' #I think I'm good at maybe 1 or 2 things but funny I can't think of them right now #kvetch #all that to say. my self esteem level is pathological

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

the idea of three hopes dimivain is also so funny to me tho bc dimitri goes and recruits miklan and then miklan just gets back only to find out his brother and king are Very Close and he's just like "oh god. oh no". he knows exactly what he is going to be subjected to for the rest of his life.

#DCB Comments #your king is in a relationship with your brother what do you do. nothing exactly bc u can't; ur on faerghus probation #there is nothing you can do when they start kissing on the couch in front of u #u just have to accept that the king who gave u a new life is also kissing ur brother #bUT ALSO. all the happy family stuff THINK OF ALL THE HAPPY FAMILY STUFF #miklan saved by his eventual brother in law and being able to call the literal king his brother in law #and ALSO you have all the routes to consider. sb where miklan is left with his brother in law but his brother died #gw where miklan is alive and sylvain and dimitri are together #ag where sylvain and dimitri mourn losing him together #best option: ag au where he didn't fucking die #bc even if u consider gw well matthias died so here in this house we just consider the happiest option #which is AG: He Didn't Fucking Die #miklan going into dimi's office to report smth and he just stands there dead inside when he walks in on sylvain flirting with dimi #tell me there isn't room for shenanigans with this family TELL ME THERE ISN'T #you CAN'T because there is SO MUCH ROOM. it will be HEARTWARMING and it will be FUNNY #and ONE DAY matthias will go to dimitri and be like ''thank u for helping this family recover'' #AND miklan is going to be sylvain's best man at the wedding shut UP it's exactly what happens #dimivain in three hopes is absolute perfection for a lot of reasons but when u have to have miklan involved it's extra perfection #listen i warned y'all i woke up on the dimivain side of the bed (my cat was next to me maybe she woke up on the dimiclaude side) #this had nothing to do with the fic i was thinking of writing for months btw BUT that doesn't stop me from adding to my list of fics #also yes i am on the EDGE right now like i can tell i am going to sell my soul to gautier dimivain fam within the next few minutes #DCB Three Hopes Stuff

[duskgryphon]

the post button’s in literally the opposite corner it’s so jarring

#gryph.txt #new tumblr layout #the person who said it's slow is right actually some things built into the page don't even show up? the search bar girl where was she there #it feels. a little slower loading posts otherwise i dunno i can't really tell #they said we'll take from twt/insta surely this will go well #like it's not going to kill me but i don't like it i liked where things were? #can there be an option to have the old dash? #there's no padding at the top of the screen so the posts go. through that and it looks bad i think #no i don't want to see my settings and stuff out there put them back they need a box to hide under okay? #put the inbox and notifications and- #put them back.... #THE POST BUTTON #hrah #okay good night #it's real funny i was just coming from coding and it must've been right as they implemented it ToT

[phoenixcatch7]

*Someone reccs a fic on fanfic net*

Me: I mean I'll give it a look...

Fic: *has two amazing fandoms I wasn't in before I moved to Ao3, complete, 400k+ words*

Me: wow, I should really give ffn another try! There's so many fics I bet I'm missing out on! There's so many more fandoms I'm in now, there's going to be such good pickings!

Me, barely four paragraphs in, three ads filling my screen at the same time: I see why I left.

#Do you think if ffn did a fandom drive people would pay? Because its seriously driving me up the wall #I was on ffn a decade ago (wow) and that was when there weren't ANY ads AT ALL. A million times better #Heck the ads were part of what drove me away to Ao3 in the first place #Came back occasionally and every time there were more ads #When they started appearing in the fic itself I moved all my stories to Ao3 and haven't looked back since #It would be nice to be able to lock any other fandoms apart from just the two you're looking for #But that's literally the only thing I'd take from ffn to Ao3 (though it's not even optional on ffn haaaaa) #But good grief I can't work in these conditions #I'm inches away from just downloading the whole thing and reading it for the first time like that #ao3 memes #Fanficton net #ffnet #ffn #archive of our own #ao3 funny #Can't Stand It How does anyone get anything done on there nowadays??? #ao3