#i don't fuckin know dude

[hajihiko]

Are trans women real women?

As opposed to what. Fictional? A mannequin? Unreal in the sense that it's unreal how bomb she is?

(tags V relevant)

#Inventing boxes around people never works. There's no parameter for real or not real that doesn't allow for discrimination #If a woman says she is a woman then she is a woman. It is not my business to comment on how ''''real'''' it is #Based on what?? The hell kind of authority am I??? I'm some fuckin dude. #It does not matter to me what pronouns or what chromosomes or what presentation someone has #If you tell me you're a woman okay you're a woman. You know better than me. What kind of douchebag would I be to contest that #Short answer: trans women are as real women as any women. It doesn't change anything. #Are he/him women women? Are drag queens women? Are femboys women? I don't speak for them why don't you ask them to their face #By which I mean get a scope on their experience and opinion. And don't ask the person who LOUDLY DOESN'T LIKE FIRM LABELS. #Not an art

[front-facing-pokemon]

#MR FUCKIN PLANES HIMSELF FROM GTI!!!! OUR BEST FRIEND #emolga #i dunno if anyone is gonna get that reference but this one time i saw like. a paradise crew askblog on here randomly and the post i happene #to see was someone asking emolga what thing he thought was coolest to hear about from the human world. and he said like #fuckin planes dude how do they work #and i thought that was the most emolga quote ever and i loved it. and it's been bouncing around in my head ever since even though #i don't even know who wrote it. i dunno the askblog or if it even exists anymore #but either way. this is still like the only pmd character with a canon blush sprite besides watchog i think from psmd #everyone knows he eventually rejects virizion for dunsparce. his very obvious crush on dunsparce throughout the whole game #i have so many thoughts about gti it really is the best pmd game. in some senses. gti and also eotds and also smd are all my favorite pmds #that's three out of four of them and no i am not cheating

[cairafea]

stupid dungeon meshi au where laios is an unexplainable eldritch monster thing that constantly eats anything he can get his hands on. everyone in the party treats him like a slightly disorderly raccoon. everyone outside the party gets a fastpass to heaven from just seeing him.

#people meeting the touden party for the first time: GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH #falin: he don't bite :) #to some people he's so incomprehensible that he circles right back around to being some white guy #izutsumi joining and properly seeing laios: you're seeing that thing right. i can't be hallucinating you're seeing this shit too right. #marcille and chilchuck who just see some dude: yea it's just our token male tallman #nothing changes in the first half of dungeon meshi except falin didn't die but laios ate the red dragon and thistle forcibly kicks them out #the second half of the story is everyone desperately trying to hide laios from the canaries #while the man himself wanders off to hunt for winged lion meat #kabru: ok so hear me out. the touden party aren't hiding anything haha no falin's brother goes to another dungeon. #but theoretically if he was in the dungeon right now and he was also an ancient eldritch monster capable of eating the world what would u d #mithrun: ...there's another touden? #the winged lion is fucking terrified of laios. the winged lion does not know if eldritch monsters can eat demons. #the winged lion is about to find out. #finale of this au is a kaiju battle between the demon and laios #laios #laios touden #laios thorden #falin touden #falin thorden #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #my art #fanart #art #doodle #don't repost or your tibia is going in the broth next

[synthshenanigans]

How dare he release a banger cover of one of my favorite songs ever at 4am where I cant yell, I hate him so much why

#im laughing so insanely rn i love this so much #i am actually losing my mind but like in the best way possible #also he's speaking/singing Japanese again & bros still p good it since haiku #don't have an official translation & im gettin it from discord but its a more worded version of “hurt people. hurt people��� basically #i don't wanna fully state it cos i do not know the language & someone who's smarter than me can do that #but still cool to know #anyways I'm exploding now goodbye #hey hey did i ever mention i love saxophones #cos guess what i love saxophones #these songs are gonna have a LOTTA saxophone in it #also the screaming tho?????? fuckin losing my mind rn dude #my Spotify will never recover from this #chonny jash #moss post

[twomystdunstans]

As per your recent post, may I ask why the whole Magnus protocol thing pisses you off? No obligation to answer, just wondering.

Yo! Ummmm. Hmm. It's mostly from a personal perspective/my opinion/feelings on TMA?

I really did like how the story ended, I thought it wrapped up well, the thought that we didn't KNOW what happened in the aftermath or what happened to jmart & Co definitively, felt really fitting and a nice full circle close on the story as a whole. It ended where it should've and I was really satisfied with that. It had told its story and that was it. Part of TMA (the whole thing you could argue) is the fear of the Unknown so like. Idk it felt fitting.

Around the same time it was ending/s5 there was kind of a big boom in the Fandom, and there was a lot of new fans who binged the whole of 5 seasons in like. A week or two and then wanted, understandably, more?

I don't really have sources to back me up I'm just speaking from personal experience talking w people who I've recommended the show to post-finale and who listened to it post-finale, and this isn't to be gate keepy or try and bash newer fans like. It's a good show I'm glad that people are still discovering it. Etc etc etc whatever.

Its of my PERSONAL OPINION. that continuing the story that TMA told is a disservice to the story itself. I have a post here that I made back when it was announced that kinda explains a little bit better.

I don't mean to accuse anyone working in it or listening to it of like. Being a cashgrab or pandering to fans or anything like that, I'm just personally dissatisfied and a little disappointed about it.

Im just not excited, I'm sure it'll be good? Johnny Sims has a style of writing horror I'm a huge fan of, im sure everyone who worked on it worked hard and im sure they all did an incredible job and I'll probably. Listen to it someday? Im just. Dreading it. Idk. I'll probably ramble jn the tags a little more and be more incoherent but like. Eh. Not excited, seems stupid. Sorry.

TL;DR it's of my opinion that TMA didn't need a continuation, had a good ending for the story it was telling, and tmagp is a disservice to that story. Whatever.

#There's also the like. This isn't what you asked but like while I am a HUGE fan of TMA I'm real. critical of it #I also. Hm. don't particularly like what it's done to the audio drama space and particularly the horror genre as a whole. #The euhhhh. How do I put this #There's been a recent. Uhhh. Whenever there's a new (horror) audio drama that's come out there's been need for a jmart dynamic #Does that. can anyone hear me. Sammy 🫵 Sammy knows what I'm talking about. #Red valley malevolent etc etc I'm sure there's others #TMA IS VERY GOOD AS A STANDALONE WORK. ITS AWESOME HOW BIG IT GOT. HOWEVER. TH HORRORS #Dude should I main tag this. Nah #tma critical #I don't wanna get yelled at but also. #tmagp #lol #NOW KM SCARED. SORRY. I DONT LIKE IT. SEEMS BAD. #Dude I'm gonna get fuckin cancelled. #Asks #Anon

[chipistrate]

It's been 3 years since we were first introduced to Princess Quest and we've only been given more questions than answers with every new installment

I kinda love it but also pleaseee Steel Wool what the FUCK is going ON with this GAME!!!!!!

#Chip Chatter #also something that just occurred to me #PQ has been in every Steel Wool fnaf game so far #it was first introduced in Help Wanted 1 (specifically the mobile port) #it was expanded upon in Security Breach and even given its own ending if you play all three of them #it showed up in Ruin to confirm that its ending *was* indeed canon and gave us a sick ass visual of the sword piercing the PQ3 machine #and then in HW2 we got a FOURTH installment of it that's fuckin- god I don't even know how to explain it but it was AWESOME #AND gave us a more solid connection to the MCI in it (which I speculated about with the graves in PQ1 and this confirmed it<3) #not even mentioning how fuckign HUGE the secret PQ4 ending was like!!!! Jesus christ dude what is up with this game!!!!! #Every time it shows up it's bigger than the last I stg #I wonder if it'll show up in the next game as well.... or the maybe-HW2 DLC that they might be planning.......... #HW2 spoilers #Help Wanted 2 spoilers

[tiredassmage]

Collectively, swtor blorbo gang and my bestie @fatewalker-phoenix​ diagnosed Tyr with “just some guy” energy sO.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

#swtor #swtor shitposting #ch: tyr #yes this is technically from his smuggler au no i don't care same guy #i'm fucking DYING wheezing absolutely in stitches #get this man a retirement and set him loose on an estate #anyway the fun backstory is he really was meant to have this energy and it was SUPPOSED to protect me from getting obsessed #obvs we all know that part didn't work but that he retains some average fuckin dude energy is so. i love that.

[hannahchronism]

do you think the people making "tumblr is going to poison the AIs lolol" just. don't know about the decade+ many hundreds of old writing blogs that were writing genuine short fiction and no longer have the ability to login / even know that this is happening to toggle the thing on their old blogs and so are about to have their words scraped in what will be a hugely valuable Get for programs that are actively trying to supplant creative pursuits through parsing the works of every creative they can find, good and bad, or

#like i know tumblr circles can be insular and most people associate rp with like #xreader fic written by very young people or Gimmick blogs but like #there is so much Genuine fiction on this website. #so so so many abandoned/lost/archived blogs #full of Actual writing #this is very sad. like i know some of you are just mad about your data (and you should be! not saying you shouldn't!) but also #this is not just about weird text posts #this is about the creative writing these emulators are (so far poorly) trying to recreate #and in that context there is not really a such thing as bad data (barring something like nightshade) and there is #whether you make sabotage sideblogs or not #such an absolutely MASSIVE amount of actual genuine creative writing on this website #like whatever number you are thinking of. double it. triple it. #there are SO many like. 'ghost' blogs #and urls that have been -blog appended because they've been abandoned since 2012 #there is. SO. much. writing. on this website #and so much of it will go completely unprotected because those blogs aren't actually occupied. #this fuckin sucks dude #like and i mean i don't mean to be like. #.... #i also know that literally every other website except maybe ao3 is doing this so it's not like. there was anywhere else for it to go #but it still sucks you know? #i dunno. i like my hole in the wall website. also this sucks.

[baejax-the-great]

i thought you had two blogs [this one and one for art] but then i saw another blog. is it like a blog franchise?

So when I joined tumblr in the year 2011, I didn't know what fandom was. My only blog was onionjuggler, and I used it mainly to follow college and high school friends. Despite reading all of Homestuck, I remained fully unaware of fandom until 2017 when I played Mass Effect and became obsessed with a video game.

In order to not annoy the hell out of my real life friends by reblogging a thousand pictures of Shepard, I made a fandom blog. I still didn't understand fandom or even that the actual purposes of tags on tumblr was for finding fellow fans or whatever, but I was having a good time.

In the space from 2011 to 2024, all but around six of my RL friends have left tumblr, and those six probably go online like once a week. Meanwhile, my fandom habits picked up, and I made a bunch of online friends. This has had the unfortunate effect of my "main" blog being followed by like 6 people (ilu all tho), and my fandom blog having far more people I'm regularly in contact with through this site and people who follow me for whatever reason of their own.

Unfortunately, tumblr doesn't let you switch main blog vs side blog, which mean my follows, asks, and (until a couple months ago) replies all come from onionjuggler. This has confused people for seven years now. The only way to fix it is to delete the original main blog which will promote Baejax to main, and I'm unwilling to nuke onionjuggler because it is my old friends home for aging millennials.

My third blog is actually attached to a completely separate account because I realized my relationship with getting notes on my art made me feel pretty terrible, and I wanted to make it so i can't check that sort of thing on my phone AND so I couldn't compare the notes my reblogged art was getting to the art I personally made. It helped a lot. I highly recommend this for anyone having similar feelings.

Is it a franchise? Probably not. Is it a mess? Yeah. For a while I tried to keep "juggler" in the fandom blog title to make it more obvious, but people started calling me 'Jugs' and for obvious reasons I couldn't let that continue.

#the border of what post goes on what blog is so vague these days #like my RL friends do not get updates on my life from tumblr lmaoooo #so now my personal blog doesn't have any personal posts? #it's all weird dude #and tumblr won't let me collapse the blogs into one #so it is what it is #don't even get me started on how this fucks up blocking #If you block bae I can still see you because my main is onion #if you block onion then I can't see you but you can still see and interact with me but I'll never know it #if I block you it only blocks you from onion meaning same as last #unless I work very hard to find you in my list of followers which is unsearchable #so like yeah it's a whole fuckin thing

[gefiltefished]

is it an exclusively old man thing to be obsessive about anyone turning on the lights in the house at night even in the middle of winter or ?

#'it costs money!' #yeah so does leaving all your fuckin computers and tvs plugged in and on standby #idk dude i just don't like walking out into a dark hallway in my house bc its uninviting and cold but what do i know ༼⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠ಥ⁠ ⁠༽ #afaik our electric bill is actually pretty reasonable all things considered AND he gets winter fuel allowance so im like ?? hello?? #ugh

[g0reoz]

sorry im not gonna comment on the post but. like. u guys know you can like uplift certain features without making sweeping moral judgements on people with different ones. right. especially ones that might be because of medical conditions.

#post waslike. 'having any visible abs is such a turnoff and thus objectively bad you are making contact less comfortable 4 every1 & u Suck. #put some fat on yourbones etc etc' like. ok. i get it im not trying to act like im somehow a huge victim. but come on #you can say having fat is hot. you can say being fat is hot. u know what. i Agree with those statements. #but you can also. idk. realize that some ppl do have like digestive issues thatmake it really fuckin hard to gain weight. #and to not be in immense pain on a daily basis. u think i don't Want to put on some extra weight. dude. bffr #im not trying to sound like an asshole here. like yes i know i don't have the Worst Problems Ever but. it's not that hard to idk not turn- #-someone's body into a moral judgement or personal choice. i thought we Weren't doing that. cmon now. #i regularly do gardening and yardwork outside.and i have IBS & trouble putting on weight to my own dismay. it's not that deep. #im not upset. just critical of the way that stance was presented. kinda rubbed me the wrong way. #.woof.

[front-facing-pokemon]

#heatran #fire/steel. what a type. completely fuckin forgot that this guy is gen 4 #just because. honestly i don't even know what they do. they're a legendary‚ right? not one i ever think about. are they part of the like #sinnoh creation story oooorrrr……… #“Stories tell of this Pokémon being birthed from the boiling magma within Mount Coronet. Its molten-steel body holds many mysteries.” #ok. and #it seriously just didn't do shit. to be considered a legendary. it just is Kinda mysterious and Might have been born in a volcano #according to Some Stories #“Heatran is the only Legendary Pokémon to not be related to another Legendary or Mythical Pokémon …” #I MEAN. fucking shoutouts i guess. just a fuckin dude out here doing nothing. go girl give us nothing

[queer-reader-07]

sometimes i think about that time sophomore year of high school my friend walked into english and told me that the Army of Intelligence did reply to an email he sent them but didn't have the information he needed and instead told him to ask the FBI which of course resulted in him going to the front office and asking to use their fax machine so he could fax the FBI, which the front office agreed to

#he's always telling me about how i have all these cool tidbits about my life #and i'm like 'dude. you faxed the mother fuckin FBI when you were 16 i do not want to hear it.' #(i don't know if the FBI responded or not but that's not the point) #personal #not good omens

[thewhizzyhead]

you know when you get a friend that was even more "tomboyish" than you were in your teens and then as the both of you grow up and enter college, you see them explore expressing themselves more femininely and absolutely fall in love with it and with the concept of womanhood - while you on the other hand become all the more estranged with "being a woman" because good God you really don't fucking get it and that seeing your once-tomboyish friend find joy and an emotional connection to womanhood makes you really realize that you have no such connection whatsoever, hence making you feel left behind in actually "becoming a woman"? Anyways what I'm trying to say here is I'm definitely not fucking cis-

#when i told my cis girl classmates that i feel nothing but indifference towards the concept of womanhood or girlhood #they felt really fuckin sorry for me #and i'm like my bros my dudes i dont really give that much of a fuck for something i don't really understand in the first place #like of course i know feminist theory and all that and as someone born a woman i know and experience and study gender struggles deeply #be it with double standards or dealing with gross perverted dudes #that being said - i dont know what being a woman is outside of our shared struggle in patriarchal structures #like when u take away all the shit we definitely need to fight for - what else is there left for me to enjoy on a personal level #and the answer to that is nothing because i never really gave a fuck about gender be it now or as a child #perhaps its due to my upbringing as well na like i was more responsibility minded but still #to see once really tomboyish classmates grow to love being a woman makes me feel lonely because how can i love a concept i cant comprehend #so anyways when i told this dilemma to a nonbinary-questioning friend of mine he jumped with joy because BESTIE SOLIDARITY #and my bro here was never female to begin with and yet he fully understood my disconnect to concepts of gender #and the coming of age rites that come with them like 'nagiging dalaga na talaga' 'ay nagbibinatilyo na to' #so um yea #thats my ramvle for today and my update on my gender crisis #i dont mind being called a woman tho like im used to it and it doesnt unnerve me - but id rather not be like trapped in having to be that #so um woo #personal shit

[edgydadster]

Random question

You got a favorite Zelda enemy? It can be a boss or a regular monster

i jus think theyr neat...

bosswise?

that.

#edgyasks #i also like fyrus the inferno and argorok and demise and and... ugh i love loz #i KNOW i put a lot of tp stuff but i love that game so much gimme a break!! #from other games i hate the Redeads in Windwaker to DEATH but their concept I love #I like the Poes in uhm... God uh Triforce Heros I think yeag they're fun looking #Skull Kid from OOT ofc they're cool. Oh oh also the lil skull dudes that come outta the ground at night #Oh in Skyward I like the uh.. the ancient looking enemies in that one desert place i fuck with those #i don't really remember anything from the og game on nes so i can't say anything there... #Oh again with these but the Poes and Redeads in Hyrule Warriors always looked awesome!! #hated fumking... fuccin hyrule captain ghost .... he sucked...and golden chimkin #OUGH THE DRAGON BOSS IN WINDWAKER WAS SUPER FUCKIN FUN IK IM DOING LIKE DESIGNWISE BUT HE WAS FUN. #in botw i liked the lizalfos or however the hell you spell em #they were just creatures! little guys! #lionels too like i genuinely loved those dudes #i'll...stop ranting sorry i like.. legend of zelda.. #i missed some games but whatever i'm. i should stop lol #legend of zelda #loz

[seeminglyseph]

I love when characters have knobby blunted fingers like they maybe have arthritis or were workers or played guitar.

largely because I also find that very attractive in real people. I know that it's also painful but I live with pain every day I may as well find traits that might indicate a life hard lived attractive, right? love that blunted worker fingers. if your knuckles look like you got osteoarthritis i think it's hot. fuck the haters.

#i don't even think I'm stoned yet I'm just sore #i have fat sausage fingers so I'm not even talking about myself #we all long for what we don't have #my fucking tiny ass appendages #im gay as fuck so I'm kinda talking about dude but everyone with big worker hands is also hot #laborers are hot and people who are disabled by a life of labor are also hot #I don't make the rules if you love blue collar work you gotta acknowledge it takes a tole on the body #and i'm tired of acting like that tole invalidates the body #you're still fuckin' sexy #and i wanna suck on your fingers #idk don't analyze it too deeply #i know i started out talking about guitar but it swung around to like... construction #honestly i destroyed my body being a cashier tell me how that makes sense #except back problems and standing too much lmaooo