#i dont watch dream but this is so funny

[nikoxisntxreal]

#dream #dream was taken #headcanon #i dont watch dream but this is so funny

[ghcstofutopia]

they're watching documentaries together

#my art #grusha #cetoddle #pokemon #pokemon sv #i like 2 think his cetoddle sometimes has bad dreams so it goes to grusha for company to calm down. even if it is 1 am #they watch the calmer nature documentaries cause it freaks out when the subjects are in any real trouble #dont worry about the shirt btw. tshirts are exclusively loungewear he just picks something cheap and sometimes funny

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

okay wait laughingstock concept Incoming: so im imagining some of the neighbors (maybe Julie & Frank) noticing that Barnaby & Howdy are a lil fruity, yk yk. and Julie's like damn, i guess we have to play matchmaker here.

so naturally they wind up getting the whole neighborhood involved. everybody's a wingman here. Poppy's dropping hints when Howdy drops off groceries, Wally is constantly asking Barnaby to go get him things from the bodega, etc etc. Howdy and Barnaby are facing this sudden change in town-wide behavior with slight concern and bemusement

eventually - lets say Julie, Sally, and Wally - get Barnaby into the bodega and then abruptly leave like "don't have too much fun without us you two *wink wink nudge nudge*". once they're gone (read: very obviously hiding outside & watching through the window) Barnaby & Howdy turn to each other like:

Barnaby: you think we should tell them we're already married?

Howdy: let them have their fun - they'll figure it out eventually

#dont have the mental fortitude to Draw This but i still wanted to share the thought #'but how would no one notice that theyre literally married' #easy: theyre very relaxed and secure in their relationship. also howdy has a strict 'no pda at work' rule #also because its funny. we can stretch rationality for the Bit cmon now #through the power of the bit Anything is possible #and we all know the neighbors are Peak Sillies so. yk #it strikes me that once they get Bored of the constant 'matchmaking' #barnaby and howdy stage this whole thing where they 'confess' to each other So dramatically and So publicly #they make it an Event #sally is swooning from the drama and spectacle of it all. wally is trying to paint the moment as fast as possible #julie is so excited she's close to passing out. eddie is crying. so is poppy. frank is taking the credit. home is just happy to be there #as soon as barnaby and howdy retreat out of sight they burst out laughing for a solid ten minutes #GAH THE BRAINROT THE BRAINROT #laughingstock #wailing and sobbing they are so so good together and FOR WHAT FUCKING REASON #i cant even put it into words they just Fit! like puzzle pieces! #theres something so natural about em. i look at them and its like. they Would be perfect for each other huh #i already know theyd have such a healthy wholesome relationship They Just Work. Theyre The Dream Couple #howdy says the most confusing sentence ever said. barnaby nods along with genuine love in his eyes. etc. you get it #now watch! canon is gonna absolutely set this on fire! #which would be Fun. painful. but Fun. seriously tho im curious as to how/if barnaby and howdy will interact/develop.... #i mean personally i love it when shit gets messy so i hope it Hurts So Bad or at least Goes Downhill #i hope its a rollercoaster on all accounts

[seagull-scribbles]

I see so much art for the future Rise turtles, BUT WHAT OF THESE!? So i did a quick messy sketch during my 1hr lecture

2003 - S3E21

#TMNT #TMNT 2003 #honestly been obsessing over these #Raphs gained some weight hes like those old war vets that sit in bars all day i love him #also another raph with an eye injury to add to the list #Leo’s not even blue #so funny he raided the kraangs wardrobe from s1/s2 i think #mikey really committed to the no clothes aesthetic #also yeah i know 2012 also has grown up apocalyptic versions ill get to that i havent watched s4/s5 of that show yet #but look at these old men #these geezers #raph smiled once when he hugged Donnie #and he also was like ninjitsu who as he started throwing glass #Leo forgot hes a turtle with a shell but that’s fine hes senile #him and raph held hands i was sobbing #mikey you where forgotten too quickly ill mourn you i love you #also spoilers for e23 but when Donnie’s like YOUR ALL YOUNG AND MIKEY YOU HAVE BOTH ARMS #the brothers are like hello Donnie and dont even question it #they all went to their dream world and Donnie went through the horrors #very excited for 2012 which is the only version of my knowledge to have a future Donnie…TECHnically #anyway yeah these guys love them April didnt mourn them enough #ive decided the oversized jacket raph has was found at caseys #hed got it cheap in a sale even thought its ginormous and then this chunky dude found it and was like for me :) #took me ages to figure out why Leo wasn’t wearing glasses and then drawing this i was like oh shell his mask is gone #dont look Leo in the yes hes like Medusa you’ll turn to stone #raphael splinterson #leonardo splinterson #Michaelangelo splinterson #TMNT SAINW #SAINW

[welcometoteyvat]

two hrs until arle animated trailer save me

#WHO IS THAT GIRL #ramblings! #if she turns out to be a normal human and actually arles sad over her death and its just oh no sob story backstory #then i will not know how to feel #tbh that's also kind of scara's backstory and his ends in anger and fire so maybe there's hope #i also NEED someone else other than ashi.kai to start making arle theories god. i dont want to keep watching and not liking her vids #also besides all of this i know everyone's like boohoo other x.iao ships are suffering but i just find it extremely funny that x/traveler i #becoming ''''more'''''' canon by the day. his birthday mail this year is so egregious #waiting patiently for my dream solvent bc apep is giving me Shit Drops for neuv #also the desc for dream solvents is like. dreams used to have material form. if u wake up clutching a flower after dreaming of heaven #the flower was made from the dream. and then x fucking sends us a dream solvent? #my guy. what are you trying to say. #anyways. highly entertaining i think it's fun. will not stop me from shipping other ships but this casual slowburn is fun

[cuubism]

dream: i have learned something today. perhaps humanity is not so bad after--

hob: hey look! cheez whiz! how neat! :D

dream: ..... it is time we had The Flood 2.0 and started over from scratch

#modern life is the bane of dream's existence this i assert #god the sandman is just so ripe for shitposting #dreamling #also like #i feel like dream is pretty good at figuring stuff out and i mean he has everyone's dreams to help #but he also missed out on history for a full century #so there's definitely a few months where he's just having like. constant fits of despair as hob shows him YET ANOTHER #newfangled and cursed invention #and what's funny is i dont think dream would be averse to like phones and the internet and stuff it's probably FASCINATING #from a dream perspective actually #what gets him is the fact that the grocery store has 168 brands of white bread #hes like why. for the love of god why #so much shit has happened to catch up on like #more happens in the 20th century in terms of technological developments and stuff than in like 3 centuries prior #dream looking around at climate change: destruction and despair i see you've been running the place in my absence hmm #hob: hey did you hear about this thing called nfts #dream. who has in fact heard of this from many many distressing dreams: no. no. do not speak to me of this cursed object #hob returning from babysitting a friends kid: god childrens media is awful nowadays isnt it? i mean granted i had literally sticks #to play with as a kid but they have this horrible show cocomelon-- #dream collapsing to the floor in a puddle of pure desolation: noooooooo i have already had to watch 500 million hours of babies dreams #of this shit why would you REMIND ME #the possibility for crack is literally endless pun intended

[ashiyn]

actually getting a headache trying to read joes post so im gonna go back to sleeping now and try again in a few hours

#woke up from one of those stress dreams.. dreamt that mrs t was streaming from tangos mc account running decked up out #but scar bdubs ren and hypno were also streaming running decked out. and they were all on different levels?? and i tried watching every #singe stream but i obviously couldn't. and the chaos. was gurtjng my brain #but mrs t was her joyful self laughing at scar trying to get more shards #also funny how all the streams were gappening i nmy brain so i couldnt like watch them on my monitors #i think i have a case of too much decked out. #(this was most likely caused from going to bed while being upset at missing bdubs off camry stream. which is concerning. anyways.) #(time for some background rain sounds me thinks. its 6am. ive gotten 3hrs of sleep. head gurts.) #(joe is talking about drinking dead gramnas? i dont. i dont know.) #.post

[lazybakerart]

the only way i will NOT enjoy the live action yu yu hakusho netflix show is if they push a heterosexual agenda. it’s shounen, which means it’s gay, and i refuse to watch kurama be anything less than flaming.

#yu yu hakusho #kurahi #this post is for myself #gearing up for 2023 where i will lose my mind #let them be shirtless and gay gay gay goddamnit #i know they're doing some Different Aesthetics for hiei but if they take away #his kurama-based fanboy gushing than i just dont know if i can support that atrocity #im getting so excited about it yall dont even know yall i know it will be bad but goddamnit im here for it yes i am #(i may have had a dream about it for a few nights in a row and i cant contain the emotions i cant i cant))) #let me read this in 2023 after watching and see whats changed #i assume its bad but how bad #if they take away the humor thatll definitely knock it down #but if they keep it funny and stupid and dramatic as all hell like yes okay give me the cheese please #i need kurama to pick on hiei and i need hiei to be pissy about it #the hair can be bad the costumes can be bad the acting can be bad i dont care im so excited

[luvhyun3]

i had a dream the other night where i was besties w boo seungkwan …. probably the best dream i’ve this month

#𓆩🎧𓆪 — luvhyun3radio ! #we were like #in a highschool ??? like one of those fancy highshools u see in kdramas #and it was the last day of term so everyone was just watching movies in class while it was raining outside #seungkwan and i were like platonic cuddling on one of the bean bags #(yes i feel like i have to specify bc im so delulu all the time. anyways) #we were on the beanbags not rly watching the movie more just gossiping #i dont rly remember what it was i just know that the tea was piping hot and it was funny as shit #and he was warm. like SO warm. like Neo ttaemune simjangi mongmalla Like a fever fever fever fever warm #i literally asked him if he had a fever and he was like nah fam and i was like ok👍 #then we kept talking and the dream ended #anyways it was super fun would be bsfs w seungkwan again if i could

[qualitydonutnightmare]

last night i dreamt a new disney plus tv advertisement where jiminy cricket sang a jingle telling you to get disney plus to watch 'who framed roger rabbit'

#all i remember is the end of the jingle was something like #'off/ i/ go// and off/ you go/ to disney/ plus' #it was actually so funny #a pretty cool advertisement #dont remember the rest of the jingle but it wasnt so bad #at the beginning roger rabbit was actually pink and more like the pink panther but nvm #now go watch roger rabbit #as if it was some new amazing movie and not a 1988 one #still a great movie #might rewatch it tonight #disney #disney plus #dream

[avidaraku]

did a rating of the characters other than michelle since michelle tends to get a lot of similar girlboss charas for the most part! Also mostly so I could remember things with my friends while we did this marathon lol. what i learned is that michelle acted in a LOT of movies and boy oh boy were a lot of them hard to find ;; it was a joy to do all of it tho!

and as a bonus, me attempting to recall what the fuck wonder seven was:

#michelle yeoh filmography #movies #a lot of ratings #it was a wild ass ride i would highly recommend trying to watch a variety of her movies bc it was so hard getting to watch all of it #like we were just googling so much shady sites #shout out to con and wire for going through heaven and hell for these movies via pirating #love the discord gang #also btw just dont watch Geisha it was just. Bad. #just watch the cool scenes on youtube besties #but she's been in a lot of funny / feverish dream movies i love that for her

[holytrickster]

i blame the barbie movie for the fact I woke up with closer to fine stuck in my head

#good song though #it's funny ive been having weird dreams lately because theyre seemingly weirder when i dont sleep (which is most of the time lets be real) #and the only thing i remember that happened in it was just. singing along to that with some person #one time my mom was like “i think youd like this” and put on indigo girls and later on i was like “hold up is this. is this just bc im gay” #same energy as when she was like “youd like this” and we watched but im a cheerleader 😭 #i did its one of my comfort movies tbh but theres something so funny about that to me #like shes supportive in the most buckwild way possible

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#i am plagued. plagued by thoughts lmao #its not funny. its distressing and i want them to stop #its worse when im around people a lot. like when im by myself my brain is more contained #but when im around ppl my brain is like: how do u like this?! behold *upsetting thoughts* #and im like. ya kno. i dont like that. i dont like that at all. pls stop that #im just tired. i got invited to go hiking but then there was a train in the way so we went to the zoo instead #and it was fun but it also was probably slightly too much. like i dont know how to describe #it pushed my boundaries a bit more than anticipated. bc my brain is annoying and freaks out at stupid things #and the situation overlaps with an old situation and gives me stress dreams #the point is i would like my brain to stop sending me upsetting thoughts #pls be normal. thsts all i ask. #ah i think that thing i said wasnt quite true. i dont think the thoughts get worse around ppl its just that theyre different #like ppl directed thoughts r more upsetting to me than alone directed thoughts. bc those r just like extremely annoying and mostly dont #actually make me upset. its more like someone yaking my hair every so often rather than someone grabbing me by the hair and forcing me to #watch things. blah. its all annoying. be quiet brain. hush. #hhhh i need to get professional help lmao. maybe next year. maybe maybe #i dont even know where to start with that #unrelated

[the-acid-pear]

They, and by that I mean mostly my family, say dreams are prophectic or carry real life symbolism and shit, which if true then it's oddly nice I dreamt w I was w my grandparents in their home watching a show, them sitting on the table snacking and me on the floor like a child, this the very same day my grandma nearly dies (again). However I don't know what Harry DuBois who was also my dad an a show character but also real (he was messaging me) and his later death in a car crash or drowning or both would represent if the first statement is true.

#luly talks #i did also have one of my water dreams but it was funny bc it again was like i was watching some show or video so i was literally just like #NO STOP DOING THAT I DONT WANT TO SEE IT bc they kept dropping the camera underwater

[babylion]

#came across this yt reactor bc mans was describing their time in neo city td #and i was like oh they seem chill let me hop onto some of their nct reactions and like wow theyre rly honest w their music taste? #i dont watch enough reactors or rly care but them throughout the entire 2nd dream album.....THEYRE JUST LIKE ME #them abt to snooze throughout the entire thing . and they only recognize mkhc vocals so it was funny to me when someone would be.....rapping #and they would go like. Inch resting. with the most wtf face injwefdwejkfn #im surprised they didnt like teddy bear as much considering them saying they liked mellow? music #but yeah what a mewd #full sun #nct

[saltyyetbland]

as much as my memories and connection with the dream smp has been tainted overtime due to reasons, i still cant get myself to hate that time period and the server as it truly was what kept me creatively stimulated during covid. it is what got me back into minecraft and allowed me to be introduced to so many other creators beyond what i thought i would watch and for that im grateful. this may be bittersweet in more ways than one but i just want to say thanks for all the memories, the good and the bad, and goodbye.

#its funny cause beyond the goodbye stream i have blocked all dream smp adjacent content due to the controversies and discourse #but i just had to watch the stream cause even though i dont care that much about the creators anymore it felt like i needed to get closure #seeing technos base really did get me though and the fact that dsmp was the last server he was on... yeah that hurts #im very conflicted on the dsmp cause of all the bad that came out of that era from fans and creators associated with that #but i cant ignore that it truly created so much happiness to so many others #its nuanced and difficult to comprehend but isn't that what life is all about #so yeah goodbye dream smp and onto newer and better things in the future #dream smp #dsmp