#i feel like i shit my pants

[quirkle2]

wasn't confident in how i drew ritsu so here's my practice art dump

#qkdraws #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mp100 ritsu #ritsu kageyama #i didn't feel like drawing real constellations so i simply connected dots don't judge me #i have a personal headcanon that ritsu loves space. no reason or evidence for this ijust think he's a bit of a nerd who likes space science #he likes stars and planets n shit. constellation hoodie. #i hope i didn't butcher his fashion sense idk what people wear #i wear t-shirts n sleep pants every single day. that's just called depression #i do not have a fashion sense therefore none of the characters in my art do either #i just scroll through pinterest and save every outfit i see that looks like one of my blorbos would even consider wearing it

[mcrizzystardust]

me talking about fnaf: foxys so sweet. hes just babygirl, id be his friend. hes so misunderstood

me playing fnaf: NO NO NO. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COVE. FUCK OFF NO NO NO NO. STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

#i feel like i missed out on a cultural phenomenon by not having liked it as a kid #so i impulsively bought the first game #and started watching markipliers videos #i think ive watched up to game 4 #game 2 was my fave to watch but im sure im gonna shit my pants when its time for me to play it #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 1 #fnaf 1 foxy #fnaf foxy #foxy the pirate #key posting! #keys fanboy tag

[afro-elf]

i know it’s fuck pitchfork but i gotta tell you that the reviewer who gave unreal unearth a 5.0 is 1. a fan of that white girl from reading you dislike and 2. the tumblr user who turned their s. park fanfiction into a (wildly self-congratulatory) book

NO FUCKING WAY!!!

NO FUCKINDF HJFLDKJGDLJ WAYYYYY

#letshearitfortheuniverse #people ask me stuff and things #i have my head in my hands i legit can't handle this sequence of words right now i feel like i'm gonna shit my pants

[jrueships]

https://twitter.com/danfetes/status/1712166167572361344

josh says people saying stuff about stef ticks him off 😭 that's the meanest he'll ever get off the field 😭

that was kinda... 😏😏😏

and i definitely know stef feels the same... 😏

" tired of hearing all this nonsense... lot of guys in this league that have that same fire that don't get talked about, but--"

" frankly that kind of ticks me off when people wanna say stuff about him, but... we'll keep that all internal here 🙂🙃🫥."

this is allen at his boiling point omg 😭😭 held back by pr

#reporter: we talked to josh and we asked him a question about y- #stef smirks in Yeah. I Bet You Did. Bitch.😎 we're a two packaged deal. inseparable 😎 (insufferable) im his right hand man. his silly rab- #the sassy pose and the fond smile. theyre so untouchable dramatic ass top of the foodchain powercouple it's Unreal. #WHERE IS THE RPF!?!??!?!???? #josh and allen sooooo fucked after this #fucked HARRRRD bro fucked HARD #and they were both soo ready for it like you cant tell me they didnt fuck nasty after this HELLO #we cant always bet on them winning but the fuck nasty is surely guranteed #diggs had the bed all set up with romantic candlelight and roses and josh hurdled over all that shit just to hold him in his arms #josh caught on fire a little bit but diggs patted the flames down before he could notice #all the snow piled up around their home in buffalo could not muffle the 'youre my qb.. ure my qb' pants& moans which shake those very walls #josh '🙃🙃' the hell outta this interview #he said YOU may not understand diggs horrors but **I** DO!!@@! **I** UNDERSTAND. I GET THEM. #the frustration of seeing everyone hate on his husband when he knows all of that pales in how much stef hates himself #AND THAT MAKES JOSHS LITTLE STUNNED FACE ALL THE MORE SAD LIKE. HES SO HURT FOR STEF. #AND HE JUST KNOWS. he KNOWS the public is gonna spin this horribly. make stef the diva they always degrade him as #josh has CONSTANTLY with like a bear pacing around the cracked glass enclosure barely disguised rage #defended stef from misinterpretation and disdained the diva drama so vehemently #so everytime josh messes up or stef messes up or they lose all josh is thinking and feeling is 'im fucking this up for him even more #i dont care if theyre gonna be mad at me. diggs is hurting. somehow some way. diggs is gonna get Hurt. #and i cant do anything but talk. and i cant even do that well. #it's all my fault i cant do anything im so stupid im so stupid' #saint bernard song 1 hour #that single wide eyed stare he gives his wr bcs all he can do is stare as stef's pain surges #it's not fear of stef as the media tries to portray for qbwr tension. it's fear For stef. #he knows theres hurt. and he knows theres gonna be even more hurting. and. the nail. he knows he cant do anything to help it from stopping #'why couldnt i throw better. i need to just run it to lessen the chances. i need to do something. i need to be better. i have to be better' #meanwhile diggs could care less abt what everyone else thinks about him. he just cares abt how josh thinks. about josh #stef wants to perform well so josh can actually feel well. be able to express anything he wants without worry or treading #diggs/allen

[nayruwu]

SO... I was just thinking, let's say hypothetically.. mahiru guren & shinya weren't toxic ca16 was written by a less misogynist author then would you like mahigureshin as like poly ship? It just came in my head as much as I dislike how author wrote them esp mahirus character I still think in alternative setting it might work?? They are kind of catastrophic trio with very poetic themes & victim of fate kinda afterall.

honestly probably yeah. most powerful trio imagineable.

although i actually have no clue what mahiru's personality would be like were she not written by such an author. i think i've read some cool modern AUs in which i really liked her - kickass businesswoman that overworks herself trying to get her little sister out of a difficult situation while simulteanously juggling her relationship with her boyfriend and their shared trophy wife, i think that'd fit her well. "all you do is work :(" "you don't understand i'm doing this for us!!!111!1!1!!1!!!" type of stuff.

i will forever treasure that little snippet of her and shinya making fun of guren together, that was adorable. the way things should've been.

#don't cancel me for calling shinya a trophy wife it's funny ok #the girlboss‚ the babygirl‚ and the trophy wife. true romance. #i do wonder what mahiru's feelings regarding shinya are in vampire reign #like through catastrophe she felt mostly neutral or slightly disdainful towards him #but our guren-hating mika became yuu's demon and suddenly doesn't hate him at all anymore. #so maybe guren's thoughts rubbed off on her and she's fine with shinya now LMAO #but yeah those dynamics are very fun to think about #guren trying to comprehend how he pulled the two prettiest people alive (he didn't. they pulled him) #mahiru and shinya absolutely being in love but not romantically #i am forever a firm believer that women (guremahi) should give shinya little kisses on the forehead #they put him thru hell so now they're spoiling him #many tags. many tags #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinya hiiragi #guren ichinose #mahiru hiiragi #imagine seeing them out in public together i'd shit my pants #all hail the theoretical polyamorous catastrophic trio

[puropoly]

a very normal exchange on shitter dot com

#my art #i can't understand this type of response personally #if anyone does as much as comment 'nice' on my art i shit my pants in excitement #like i feel so much instantaneous gratitude towards positive feedback #when i see artists online taking it for granted im like whats wrong with you

[dragonsballsz]

au where nappa survives

literally don't care about anything between vegeta not killing him and goku dying bc whether or not they legally got married, bulma and vegeta are considered husband and wife and i think it's vitally important that nappa would insist on a ceremony so he could walk vegeta down the aisle

yes he knows that that's what the bride's father does for her, but more importantly, he knows that vegeta doesn't know that.

and now i'm just imagining nappa and bulma's mom bonding over some kinda wedding-themed reality show

#dragon ball z #dragonsballsz #nappa #vegeta #prince vegeta #vegeta iv #son goku #bulma #panchy #vegebul #nappa: look i basically raised him ok #bulma: well u did a shit job. look at him he's got rabies #nappa: i didn't say i did a good job. at least he lived long enough for you two to bone #bulma: he. he didn't. i feel like you're overlooking the fact that he very much didn't #nappa: ugh it doesn't count if you come back duh 👀 #bulma: are you just trying to get him in a dress #nappa: no already seen that. i wanna be recognized as his father so he can't say ''u can't tell me what to do ur not my dad'' anymore #bulma: hang on when did you see him in a dress #nappa: it took a pretty long time for frieza to allow people to wear actual pants so he had to make do

[shit-wcue-players-say]

BREAKING NEWS: canon character banned from own series for being "too problematic" (by the same community that also thinks visibly disabled characters(and likely people in general) need to be censored or otherwise hidden because "some people think that's gross" which is a mixed signal at best. Do we care about their feelings or not)

#basically the moral of the story is wcue players fucking hate disabled people but they won't admit it #and also eventually your “activism” wraps back around into being harm if you keep going long enough #eventually any depiction at all becomes “potentially offensive to someone out there” #i generally try not to “slippery slope” things but they are basically already there in this case so i feel like i'm allowed to this time #wcue #roblox #reports channel #good lord #i'm going to die young #dislike “-kitty” users btw. not as aggravating as “exp” line breaks in bio S/H people #but close #one time me and my friend were hanging around #and someone walked up to my friend unprovoked and suggested he change his bio from “tom” to “hekitty” #because his character had pink on him and they insisted that it “fit better” #anyway that's not related i'm just being reminded of it #no i couldn't tell you why their name is offcenter either #i do know it's on purpose though and i hate it #sorry i have a lot to say about this one lmfao #remember this game is officially endorsed by the warrior cats team. Surely they cant possibly know what kind of shit goes on in there #if they did i think they'd shit their pants

[seyaryminamoto]

Fic-to-Art #35: Sokka leads the charge into Ba Sing Se

Here's my monthly artwork! The prompt this time was a scene that excited the readers quite a bit, and it seems that Sokka's big campaign on Ba Sing Se was the idea everyone liked best! This isn't really the best rendition I could've hoped to do, but unfortunately time constraints didn't allow me to go much further. Hope it's good enough like this anyway!

I still don't particularly thrive in drawing animals, but we needed Foo-Foo in this artwork, haha. I hope he looks as cool as he should! As for Sokka and his cool helmet, I'm sorry, I have a hopeless case of forgetting-the-helmet-itis so I never seem to recall to put it on his head. Oops :'D

Anyway! I'm not even sure what else to say, haha. Hope you guys like some epic Sokka!

If you'd like to be part of the creative process behind these pieces, a $1 pledge on Patreon makes you eligible for suggesting and voting on monthly art prompts, as well as reading Gladiator snippets 6 days before the next chapter is released!

#gladiator #sokka #foo-foo cuddly poops #this is my first time drawing him #be merciful #creatures are never my forte #I feel like he's not that bad but eh #Sokka looking like he's about to break someone's skull is always such a mood #I love drawing him badass mode #that's the guy who makes Ozai shit his pants he is #good badass warrior Sokka <3

[btsbs]

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#that army fan club questionnaire floating around today #not going to reblog it because #i’m kind of over getting blocked for having spicy tags #but #man it blows my mind the toxic shit that makes it into official content sometimes #it’s one thing to leave in some of their off hand comments #from behind the scene footage but #literally the FIRST question #‘your pants don’t fit but you’re hungry- just drink water instead right?’ #like who is that for #who is feeling better about anything reading that #do you ever think about all the things they’ve been told by their teams over the years #if this is what is being put out on public display #i know i know Korea is different idols have different standards whatever #eat a fucking banana then a glass of water is not a meal #you can look hot and be fit and still consume food #hybe is well aware the fandom is made up of people #who hang on their every word #a lot of whom at least FIND bts whilst Going Through A Thing #do better man #shout out to jin for being the only one who chose food #he never gives into the not eating bullshit and I love that about him #anyway that’s my two cents #just a girl having thoughts #here on my own blog in my own lane

[soplapinga]

Casually dropping I'm thinking of doing a Husk costume and going as him for carnival in front of my bf to see if he tags along as Angel (he has been talking about lowkey wanting to go as him for like a week) ☝️

#were already going once as atsushi and akutagawa from bsd AND maybe fyodor and nikolai (also) from bsd #AND IF THE WIG ARRIVES IN TIME MAYBE GOJO AND GETO PLSS WIGG FUCKING ARRIVE #me n him love doing this kind of shit #not a cosplay tho bc hh designs are HARD as FUCK but more like ??? almost costume ??? #i mean im getting my hair bleached white soon and then ill put a tshirt and the black pants w the bow and the stripes and black gloves #and the hat #maybe the wings too if I feel like it #but yeah #nate rambles #hazbin hotel #huskerdust #we also have the height difference SPECIALLY if he pulls out the leather high knee boots #hes so tall god I want to eat his face

[keclan]

i’ve been avoiding buying clothes for a long time bc Ugh but i’m doing it today bc i need some new basic things before going on this fancy cruise with my parents. dropped $300 in the first store. why is everything in the world so expensive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#telling myself this is fine bc i haven’t bought myself new shit in years #and none of my jeans fit right anymore #so those are necessities #i still need to go to the shoe store bc my sketchers are like ten years old #and i got them at bealls #so i need nice clean sneakers and maybe some nice flats #idk how my parents will feel about me wearing my docs on the cruise even though i think they’re nice #fuck it! it’ll be cold so boots are normal and acceptable right #this suuuuuuuucks this suucks so bad #also i don’t consider myself to be that fat #like i definitely am a little bit but im really not that big i think im kind of average maybe a little above #but im consistently the largest size at these stores #how does anyone bigger than me buy clothes #like this is so ridiculous #im a 16/18/XL in women’s an L/XL in men’s #like this is a normal average size to be; and yet they only stock up to a 16 usually. i found one pair of pants in a 20 #unbelievable shit happening at the gap

[soldier-poet-king]

I need to go thrifting and overhaul my wardrobe I need to go thrifting and overhaul my wardrobe sososo bad

#the duality of fran #yes im whining and being vain at work #but like. im just. burdened with guilt abt clothes for various reasons #and i would rlly feel better about life and myself if i dressed the way i wanted #i miss being close to things! i want to pop into thrift stores on a whim and find perfect pieces and be me #im tired of making do with things given to me that i feel obligated to make use of. or that dont sit right #or that are hyperfeminine and never my style anyway #where are the earth toned masc clothes for short broad hipped round tummy people #i did round 1 of a purge this weekend. if im still feeling antsy ill do round 2 tonight #problem is i always feel guilty and end ip keeping shit i know i wont wear #i have to. kondo it. in the sense of. does this spark joy #at least for my clothes. its the only way to fight the brain guilt #no i do NOT want this sundress in fact if it were up to me i wouldnt own more than 1 summer and 1 winter dress #that's it!! where are my fuckin pants and button ups

[skywardsonnet]

zv faggotry

#mine #zhongven #the quality is so shit Becauseits just a screenshot of my canvas #maybe if i feel like it later.ill upload a higher quality version #also i put zhongli in pants but i might change it to a skirt..he deserves one too💔

[ariesbilly]

Californians are way too chill about earthquakes how yall just living with the whole earth shaking around you at any given moment maybe that’s god telling you you’re not supposed to live there

#every time there’s an earthquake the girlies on insta are like ‘did anyone feel the earth shake just now 🤪’ #I’d be fighting for my life I’d be shitting my pants #I say this as a hurricane party floridian #but I’ll take wind and rain over ground vibrations and splitting open oh my god #wr also have sinkholes tho lmao

[i-love-def-leppard]

writing part 2 of my most recent one shot has me thinking to myself- “WHO AMMM I?!” *insert blushing like crazy* 😳😏🔥

#def leppard #i read smut all the time but it feels so different and vulnerable when you write it out yourself #thank god only one or two of you know my real identity and my public account because if you ALL knew me- #id be so embarrassed to post this part #the people I hang out with would SHIT their pants if they knew I had this blog #especially if they knew I write fluff and smut about the boys #it’s fine tho- I like you guys on here better anyway😂❤️