Like if they were surveilling earth anyway imagine if the metatron had just sent crowley a vial of holy water one day just like seneca got the bowl of nightlock berries in the hunger games
“Gh?! What is this long.. list… Did they really think that leaving me milk and cookies would grant them whatever they wrote here—?
They’ve also left me a gift somewhere around the prison apparently.. okay.. still, just because I’m trying to be festive and I can grant requests does not mean that I— sigh..
This is unbelievable.. Jackalope, come look at this— Jackalope. … Jackalope? Where did he go..?”
had a dream i found a new pokemon while shinyhunting wimpods. this is that pokemon. no doubt seeing azul passionpeachy’s sea slugs drawing from last night made me dream of this little dudeling… anyways it’s water/fairy and it’s 10cm tall. it was like those little ceramic angels that look like salt shakers but it was more like if someone tried to glass-blow a little angel, with their only prior knowledge of angels being sea butterflies. it didn’t really have attacking moves it just stared at me 🪼
Ezio's reaction to s/o who acts like a surrogate mother to the younger assassins because they can't have kids due to reasons.
Hhhhhmmm… I’m not that much into s/o headcanons but I’ll try my best :)
So I made it vague in terms of the s/o so you guys can choose what the s/o prefers to be called:
It would start small, giving the recruits snacks when they take a break or even just water. No one would think strange of it. Then there would be homemade meals for everyone and they would stay for lunch. Then it would be a reoccurring thing and they start staying for dinner. Those who have the graveyard shifts for their missions would be welcomed with breakfast.
Ezio would notice it by the time lunch became a rowdy affair but he won’t say anything yet. He would simply observe just to be sure.
When it became clear that, yes, this was happening, and things started escalating to telling the other Assassins to wash their hands before eating, to telling them they need more sleep and even patting the heads of the youngest and smallest of them…
Ezio didn’t want it to stop at all.
Because even if they can’t have children of their own, they still managed to carve out a family of their own.
They won’t talk about it or even acknowledge it.
Maybe there will be a joke about them being parents or even a comment about how one of their children are being a bit too smug.
But there won’t be a conversation to talk about it.