[awakens from my thousand year slumber] pseudo-tangled au inspired by Crowley insisting Gabriel can't go outside — Beelzebub, knowing that Gabriel is somewhere in the bookshop, goes to scope things out before Shax's invasion, and runs into Jim, Aziraphale's clueless, idiotic, cute human (?) assistant.
Jim, wanting to see The Outside, but scared from Crowley and Aziraphale's warnings, promises Beez that he'll help them find Gabriel (he probably thinks Gabriel is a type of book, especially since Beelzebub never seems to hear him when he tells them people call him Gabriel) if they can safely show him The Outside.
After eluding a frantic Crowley and Aziraphale, running from the police (how was Jim supposed to know he couldn't just walk out of places with Shiny Things??), seeing the strange and wonderful things The Outside has to offer, dancing at a Human Music Festival, getting Jim better clothes, and Jim somehow saving Beelzebub from being tracked down by heaven, Beelzebub finds themself reluctantly charmed by the silly, strange human (??)
Especially since something about him seems so familiar...
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got told I look like katherine hepburn by random guy at the best dive bar north of market and it has done tremendous things to my self esteem thank you random guy at [redacted dive bar] (dean)
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also there were SO many lesbians at karaoke last night like normally i wouldn’t be so quick to assume but there were at least a dozen people who were very clearly and visibly lesbionic. to say nothing of the two lesbians i was hanging out with
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“You’re a grown man. I’m here. That’s all that matters.” - Drunk man addressing his best bro below my window.
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I keep thinking about different kinds of love right like. maybe I've never really understood it all right. like I love my closest friends as much as I love my cats as much as I love anyone I've ever loved romantically with a capital R. maybe it presents in different ways but the sheer force of it is. the same right.
like isn't love just about what we do for each other without having to be asked. our gut instincts to take care of each other. lady bird voice isnt it the same thing love and attention. good place voice what we owe to each other. idk.
anyway I went to my local shitty bar where I know everyone and everyone knows me to see a sad friend and I accidentally left behind a bag with a Tupperware of sliced watermelon I'd brought to a dinner with old friends and when I went back to get it this morning my favorite waitress had noticed last night and stashed my watermelon in the fridge so it wouldn't go bad and maybe that's it. maybe all of that is love.
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New bottle opener arrived my "I'm butch and should be able to open whatever I want" daily accesory grows
[ID: A pink and black screwgate carabiner with several attachments: a black bottle opener engraved with "FEAR NAE EVIL" in gothic font, a radar accessible bathroom key, a hex key, a fish key, and a pink padlock attached to a tork toilet roll holder key and a standard police handcuff key]
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i am having Thoughts about the hellfire club t-shirts. dustin said they [the hellfire club] make them themselves. is there a printmaking/screen printing studio in the high school? does eddie have a friend in a college that might have one? does he barter with a store in town? who does he know that prints t-shirts. does he know how?? does he do it himself?? does he make his own band t-shirts too?? his own posters?? we saw the clearly homemade one in his room. i want to see the designs he doodled in the margins of his class notebooks. i want to comb through his room and see if he has a sketchbook full of them or scraps of paper he’s saved. i want to drench myself in the knowledge that eddie loved the arts.
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also while on the subject of the capitol in the hunter games …. (monaco during race week)
it genuinely makes me love charles even more because this shit is all so insanely vapid and competitive and all about who knows who and what club you’re at and what party you’re going to
i know monaco isn’t like this year round and is much quieter and more local vibes but holy shit the fact that he has stayed so sweet and humble while being in this world pretty regularly is a miracle
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immediate local music scene is scary and mostly just hardcore shows in basements but v blessed to have a substantial/v cool local music/art scene only like a couple hours away
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