#i made you a cookie but i eated it

[jubileeann]

#old memes #poll #lol cats #i can haz cheezburger #homestar runner #roflcopter #rage comics #drinking out of cups #this is sparta #pon and zi #i made you a cookie but i eated it #badger badger badger #chuck norris #habbo hotel #pool is closed

[smileymoth]

he eated the cookie ): embroidery on random bedsheet fabric. it's 6 x 6.5cm. small :D

#moth post #embroidery #old internet #webcore #iguess #emo #i made you a cookie but i eated it #danny does handcraft

[burnedmuffinz]

tragic.......

#omg its my partner!!! #art #digital art #fursona #ponysona #AWESOME #i made you a cookie but i eated it #burned muffin #burnedmuffinz art

[fredersen]

This Is Just to Say

I have eated

the cookies

that were in

the oven

and which

I had just

made

for you

Forgive me

they were delicious

so crunchy

and so warm

#poetry #i made you a cookie but i eated it

[jaysweirdart]

I wanted to make the DILF version too, but couldn't figure out what he'd say

#ace attorney brain rot continues #ace attorney fanart #ace attorney #phoenix wright: ace attorney #phoenix wright fanart #phoenix wright #pw:aa #would you still love me if i was a worm #i made you a cookie but i eated it #fanart

[lurrlonde]

my favourite look

#baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate #astarion #astarion bg3 #myart #its giving 'i made you a cookie but i eated it'

[cookie-shmookie]

Regret.

#cookie draws #mk1 #mortal kombat #syzoth #art #sometimes I think about him in a way like do you think he actually hates eating ppl #I mean like yeah sure he do that in his fatalities n stuff but #He have the nicest eyes I think he regrets times when the bloodlust takes over #Anyways this was vent sketch I made durning breakdown might as well post for others to see

[marclef]

yahoo it's one of the most controversial holidays of the year!! but here, peppino whipped you up a little something for the occasion. hopefully nothing bad happens to it first.........

#whatever the hell you celebrate (or dont) today i hope you all have a good day anyways ❤ #my art #pizza tower #pizza tower peppino #pizza tower fake peppino #for me i literally couldnt care less about thanksgiving besides it being a day where you eat a lot and pass out afterwards. #and also a day where my sister gets to come over and nearly set our kitchen on fire again. #it always happens. i will be shocked if it doesnt this year. #i made the world's worst-looking rocky road cookies though so technically i've contributed to the food this year as well 👍

[amphibianaday]

day 1221

#amphibian #salamander #amphibidextrous #happy pi day :D #i made a key lime pie but i forgot it has to cool down so i will not be eating pie today #i love pi day because i am secretly a math nerd #also i just think its fun to be excited and have a little treat for any reason #my math teacher in grade 6-9 (who was the best teacher i ever had) always made a thing of pi day if we had math class that day :) #we would bring cookies/cakes/etc anything you wanna as long as its round and calculate their volumes and stuff #and then everyone got to eat the circular treats while doing circle math :) #as in like any math at an appropriate level that uses pi

[diathadevil]

With only 30 minutes to spare I managed to finish a Valentine's Fakiru fan art. 🧡💚

#princess tutu #ptutu #fakiru #fakir #ahiru #ahiru arima #post canon au #fan art #digital art #art #fan kids #Latif and Elster are back babeyyyy #also can you tell i made them wear matching outfits because I sure did #both are wearing jeans they made their kid wear overalls too #latif is too small for jeans though #jean baby onesies would be way too uncomfy #anyway hes dreaming of eating a cookie because who wouldnt want a cookie

[simgerale]

me after attempting to get back into sims and realizing i had a lot more to do than play the game

#hi everyone #I’m going around hugging you all #okay now that we are gathered here today #i will simply acknowledge that i have been gone for a very long time and then also acknowledge that maybe it was for the best #i relied on sims to be my only creative activity even if i tried to write a book at the same time #and also. i prioritized sims over real life responsibilities. that’s just a deadly combination lol #but I recently noticed I just replaced sims with Netflix. with YouTube. with anything that gave me quick dopamine #literally became addicted in a sense. still am but I’ve been cut cold turkey from most everything #I get off work and go. okay I’ve done the dishes and the laundry……..I could read or write or bake…. #I try to write and sometimes i get a good hour #then I read for a few hours and then get tired of it #and I made cookies Tuesday so I’m waiting for those to be gone before baking again #I’m just so pitiful that I feel BORED and don’t know what to do #so I said….. okay what if I do sims for an hour. #I downloaded some new cc Tuesday and tried to play yesterday #y’all ……………….. I can’t find the energy anymore to set up elaborate scenes and pose my sims and plan posts #I said wow… this is boring without my intervention and fake story #I said wow…….. all this for what? for tumblr? yes I created cool things and provided joy. but is that inherintly important compared to my #own joy? my own everyday activities I should be doing? #y’all I do not leave the house unless we got out to eat or shop or travel to our parents #.. I have little desire to. I’m trying to find that desire #but my husband is busy with grad school and work and I don’t want to do anything by myself #I’ve found myself in one heck of a slump #I didn’t want to be human for awhile. just had no desires no interests no ambitions #I was slacking off SO HARD at work. I just had no drive to do well #I’m still working on it. I’m still trying to get caught up. I’m still trying to force myself to move every day. #but I am struggling y’all. and I can tell you that sims… sims isn’t helping rn but I want it to so bad. I want to get back into it #I didn’t mean to disappear on everyone. I got married and then life got busy and then I fell into this hole of nothing #I didn’t even WANT to crawl my way out. but my husband has helped a lot. I feel like such a child!!!! #I reached max tags. 🙃 bye love you all. till next time

[todayisyourturntolose]

there is something so inherently funny abt p3 dude saying shit like "i dooed it" "you can haz cheeseburger" "i blame the internets" and "don't taze me, bro". this is a grown ass man and he's over here using 2010 scene deviantart era slang

#they shouldve made him say 'i made you a cookie.. but i eated it :(' #postal #postal dude #postal 3

[caterpillarinacave]

y’all I just got the MOTHERLOAD of all pastries

#I have not eaten this much in months #My aunt found a cool bakery like an hour away so we made it this whole thing #I stay over at her house we leave at 5:30 #We buy donut for her students (12 or 15) #then the following: #Two homemade pop tarts two tag-a-long Girl Scout cookie donuts 2 thin mint GS donuts a French cruller with vanilla frosting a caramel role #3 plain cake donut one cake donut with chocolate frosting one chantilly cream mousse cake four macarons in espresso chocolate rasberry and #Black berry (I wanted lemon but panicked and said rasberry) a ham and cheese croissantFollowed by two loafs of bread and an orange spice te #And McDonald’s Hashbrowns #To be clear this is all being shared and my aunt planned to spend a decent chunk of money #It was something like 112 bucks? #Not as bad as I thought tbh #We had four boxes of baked goods. Four. Boxes. #You know what I eat every other day of my life? A bowl of yogurt in the morning and a bowl of veggies with egg at night #I don’t usually consume the amount of calories I just ate in a week #Mutuals sending you pastries #So early morning roads showing up at peoples doors and handing them treats + tea? Pretty much perfect

[skeletonpendeja]

Shit I been cooking lately

#upper left was tonight; baked chicken w sauteed broccoli and stovetop mac w sharp ny cheddar #upper right was last night; fried dry rubbed wings w steamed broc and a serving of arroz con mais #lower left is a pizza w a peeled tomato marinara- sliced mozz- THEN pepperoni peppers and onion then topper w shredded mozz #and lower right is pan fried dry rubbed pork chop chunklets w a new zealand white cheddar mac and broiled asparagus seasoned w parmesan #bones rattle #if you need a metric on how old i am i am officially posting food pics #i cant wait till tomatoes are in season so i can do my big pasta shells w mozz pearls and freshly crushed tomatoe sauce and basil #plus i wanna learn how to do chicken n broccoli or bulgogi soon #i need to try some red meat. #plus i still have my ground turkey pastelitos to make... #ive been doing cooking after work as opposed to going right to drawing or gaming and its been soothing after a long day #baking too #i made a big yellow cake in a hotel pan and cookies for later #which is now tbh :3c #''gwen are u getting fatter'' YEA IM EATING FOR MYSELF FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A WHILE #SHUT UR GAB AND EAT MY MANDOLINED CARROTS AND PEAS I PUT CHILI FLAKES IN THE BUTTER SO THEY CAN BLOOM IN FLAVOR W THE CARROTS

[butmakeitgayblog]

You deserve a cookie for all your hard work on your WIPs and you deserve two cookies for resisting starting another WIP! 🍪🍪🍪

Listen I know it feels like a lot of waiting around on nothing but behond the scenes there IS a lot of progress 🥺 this damn canon thing is over 18k words, MBFW has like 8k words, milf Clarke/professor Lexa has like 12k words, and Medusa au has like 14k. It's just... they're just not perfectly wrapped up and ready to post is all

So please do believe me guys when I say there is work coming, and it is A Lot of stuff. All this waiting isn't for like a 2k update. These are all monster updates coming down the line, swear

#anonymous-red-506 #girl don't tempt me with cookies rn I'm premenstrual it's taking everything in me not to eat everything that's not nailed down #i made fucking frozen peanut butter yogurt bites dipped in chocolate today that's how nomnomnom I am I can't look at that gif #also I know you weren't giving me any shit don't worry this was just a general psa

[downthedraincomic]

What does Brandon do for fun?

Well he definitely does not play turf/ranked for fun and only does it for the money and power trip and attention that comes with being super good at it

Tbh I really have not showed anything much from his personality or interests other than “This guy's an asshole” so here is a mini info dump:

He finds zero joy in anything inksports related, so for fun he likes playing (single player) vibeo games and doodling and writing his own song lyrics that don't make any goddamn sense but he thinks he's funny and a genius

#Ask #You ever see those videos on YouTube of beats with the audiojungle watermark in it #and the comments are just filled with really bad lyrics people made up #Yeah he'd be one of those commenters #Also I think he'd have that “I made you a cookie but I eated it” type art style