#i meant man not bear

[lethargicluv]

Veranda neighbour Price who smokes his cigars on the veranda of his apartment with a neighbour that shares his veranda behind a partition who is a college student with a plant growing hobby. You always grow too much and when you catch the handsome veteran out for a smoke and a glass of whiskey you offer him some aubergines and heirloom tomatoes. You both make dinner with your vegetables and eat them out on the veranda together. It'll be a veranda neighbour meet-cute.

#captain price #price #john price #price cod #price x reader #price x you #john price x reader #john price x you #veranda neighbour au #veranda neighbour price #neighbour price #he thinks you're the cutest when you get excited about your pepper plants #you blush every time you see smoke curl around the partition cause it means he's home #he buys a little veranda plant too just to get you to water it for him while he's deployed #he thinks your vegetables are better than the ones from the market #munches on tomatoes like apples #the boys come over one day and find price with way too many zucchinis #you had too many and gave half to the big bear you live beside #i meant man not bear #or did i #anyways the boys leave with zucchinis too that night after having zucchini pasta #cod #cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod modern warfare 2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty #price headcanons #captain john price

[jqnehr]

Neuvillette has cried over you.

The man feels unworthy of you. Of your eyes, ones that look at him with such unadulterated adoration; of your smile, one that never falls when with him, one that rivals the sun and stars in all their shining glory; of your presence, a presence that serves as a balm to his frayed nerves and weary bones after another long, gruelling, dull trial; and of your touch, one that always brushes back his hair with pure tenderness, one that cradles his cheek lovingly as he lets the dam break and tears fall forth. 

Whenever the self-deprecation settles in, whenever the sun’s rays are blinded by the clouds gathering, preparing to pour forth its dismal tears, you are always there to kiss his cheek and murmur soft words of reassurance, to make him understand his worth. That always makes his heart tear open a little bit more—not for it bleed out and its beats slow to a halt, but for his sheer love for you to surge forth like the seas’ waves as a storm sweeps its waters up high, to crash down heavily, enveloping you within its clasp.

He has cried over how much you adore him, and he has wept over the fear—that overwhelming, all-consuming and unrelenting fear—of you leaving him. If the Chief Justice’s spirits are always dashed when you leave only temporarily, how will he manage the pain of your permanent departure, one that is inevitable?

Neuvillette curses his immortality. He laments over a human’s short lifespan, one that lasts for barely a century. Eighty years seems like a millenia to a mortal person, but it is a mere blink for a being such as himself. 

He is only left with the moments he has now—moments he must cherish and lock away deep within his heart while he can; steel himself for the preordained—for that is all he is left with.

One day, he will hold your hand for the final time—and that will be the final time he ever lets someone hold his hand.

#genshin impact #neuvillette #chief justice neuvillette #genshin #fontaine #neuvilette genshin #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette x you #genshin x reader #genshin imagines #genshin x you #genshin x y/n #genshin x gender neutral reader #neuvillette x y/n #short little drabble i just wrote to bear with having to not write about this cutie patootie of a man for the next two days #it's going to be hell #im sorry this was meant to be happy but it turned out angsty instead #genshin drabbles #genshin oneshots

[satsuha]

doodles i made on octopath day (7.13)... 2nd pic is of the characters wearing their voice actors' outfits during their video message in the anniversary livestream!! i love when VAs do closet cosplay type of things it's so cute

#octopath traveler #octopath traveler ii #octopath traveler 2 #satsuhart #i dont want to tag everyone lol #first pic was meant to be some kind of... when ur teammates have 0hp 0sp thing but then i wanted to add ochette (( #also i had a convo w someone about how funny it would look for hikari to be carrying osvald on his back . big ass bear of a man #hikari canonically has the highest p.atk stat alongside ochette so.... i believe in him he can do it #but also hikari literally carried my team in my first playthrough brands blade go brr #anyway that stream made me feel insane a bit. 8path figures real... auughahghuha #i wonder if theyll make others but thatll prob only happen if primrose sells well so whatever. we will be buying #my first figure that isnt a midget SD #octo2

[andy-clutterbuck]

9x01 | A New Beginning

#S I R #Rick Grimes #* #rg #S9 #💕 Fuzzy Daddy 💕 #me as the pillar #why ya gotta rest your hands there #w h y #imagine rick controlling his cowboy daddy energy #sounds fake #Papa Bear 🐻💖 #biting him #these are tall idc #HELLO MY GORGEOUS OLD MAN #form an orderly line to cosplay as his duty belt #take me against the railing #whoops sorry that was a typo #i meant to say you're a nice man

[introspectivememories]

More about your last post I wanna know on how everyone reacts to eachother like imagine your friend finally is out of a pain cult that you had to sit around and watch as it literally ruins them but they had to be sacrifice and your local hero’s had to step to help them and then all of sudden when you go to the hospital you see TIM DRAKE straggling to fill out the most simplest questions

“TIM DRAKE!?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???”

“…what’s his blood type?”

AKSDHJSKAHDHAS I FUCKING LOVE TALKING ABOUT MY FICS

okay so! some background information, it is my personal hc that bear fell into the cult, senior year of high school. so when tim rescues, he's been in there for like 5 years. it just doesn't make sense to me otherwise? like they chose him for the sacrifice. it wasn't like "oh he's convenient. might as well use him." they specifically interrupted his date-but-not-really-a-date with tim to get to him. like they thought he would be a worthy sacrifice to bring down the attention of dionysus. like he had to have been their most devoted member or something.

the gang meets him in their freshman year of college where mori, jam, and bear all end up getting an apartment together bc the landlord leased it out to three different people and they all responded. dija and chinna are their next door neighbors. anyway, they all become friends bc they all go to gotham u together.

i think mori and jam always knew there was smth wrong with bear. he's always kinda lost in his head, he disappears at odd hours of the day, when he talks to you he never directly stares at you but to the side of you like there's someone there. and as they grow closer, obviously the truth comes out near the end of freshman year.

and as college goes on, everyone learns his backstory and his sordid history with tim. needless to say, bear is like your dad who drops absolutely horrifying Dad Lore at random times and the gang is left to red-string-cork-board it together. they could be at a cafe near uni and bear randomly would be like "i tried to give my dead best friend chest compressions for like 30 minutes bc i refused to believe she was dead." cue the gang going, ".... do you, maybe, wanna unpack that?" / "no." / "oh. ok"

background info out of the way, the gang despises tim drake. how could they not? when they see the way bear has deteriorated after junior year? when they stumble across a photo of the grieves trio and wonder where that bright smile of bear's had gone? how could they not, when all of them have had to talk bear out of a hallucination? how could they not when bear comes back each night with more and more scars? when they've all walked in on him bleeding out? when all bear talks about is being chosen? when it's starting to look like this cult is going to take their friend from them?

and then, 4 years after they met bear, they get a call from hospital telling them that their brother is in the icu. and when they finally arrive at the hospital, tim drake is sitting in the waiting room, struggling to fill out basic information about his so-called "best friend".

fuck tim drake.

#okay yeah they're biased as hell #but they're on bear's side first and foremost #fuck everyone else #anyway they absolutely hate that man. if they could punt him into the sun they would #bear and tim could be getting married and they would still give tim the stink eye as he walks down the aisle #im sorry ik you meant it more in the comedic sense #but tragedy calls to me like a siren #asks #introspective.txt #timbern #mori lore time! i was originally gonna make him meet bear @ the boarding school bear went to #but i hate the idea of like one person having more ties to a person than everyone else #sorry that's just my personal issues coming out #jam lore time! jam is thai. thai people usually go by their nicknames than their real names so i looked up some popular thai nicknames #and jam popped up! anyway jam is the only one in the gang with a good family. his mom and dad are auntie and uncle to every1 else

[wafflesinthesky]

did i cry from the bear fx season 2 episode 7 Forks (richie's episode)? maybe.

"2-seconds-post-watching" analysis under the cut

just the way that Richie finally felt loved and wanted working in the restaurant, like we've seen since the beginning of the season that he feels like he's at a stage of his life where everything and anything is too late for him, the people he loves are dead (mikey) or getting engaged to other people (tiff (ALSO SORRY THE GILLIAN CAMEO? I GASPED) and even tho he loves carmy he can tell he's getting on his nerves so right now the only person he has who needs him is eva and even she's gonna have a new father now so he starts off at this kind of rock bottom of "i have no one and no one wants/needs/cares for me" and at first this is cemented by the fact that he's 45 shining forks and no one knows his name or cares and theres this tug of war between the potential he feels he has and the way that people see him

BUT THEN the episode goes on and we see how much of a people person he is and the childlike giddiness he feels getting to serve customers and make their day because he feels like he matters, he feels like he's making a difference, he's affecting them all for the better, he has a PURPOSE

AND THEN we see him jamming to taylor swift by himself - he doesn't even need eva - because he's beginning to find himself again and see his own value as an individual, not just as a father or as an ex or as a "cousin" or even as a fork-shiner but as a person interacting with people whether directly or indirectly but making people's days better (this is not my best explanation but my brain is working a mile a minute so bear with me here)

AND FINALLY he talks to chef terry (IM SORRY OLIVIA FREAKING COLEMAN??? ALRIGHT SURE) and its all cemented. everything he's been learning from this place is cemented when she tells him the story of how she created the restaurant - it's never too late to start anew, to start fresh, to try again - and this sense of hope just cements itself into him of "i can and will go up, it's not over until i say it's over"

purpose man, purpose

SIDE NOTE: seeing this post from s1 is so perfect like episode 7s are about richie. he tries so desperately hard to prove to everyone that hes worth someone that hes not a loser that he has purpose and MY GOODNESS THIS SEASON IS SO GOOD IT'S WOVEN BEAUTIFULLY AND I LOVE IT

#this is a very rough analysis and im sure theres smarter people out here with more to say on it and wld love to hear everyones thoughts!! #but also i had to get this all out because this episode meant something to me. it really made me feel something #i am by all means young but am entering this stage of life where its like “im getting older and i cant deny it” like turning 20 hit me hard #so all these things of “its never too late” “age is not an indicator of worth” “as an individual you are wanted” idk man it messed me up lo #PURPOSE MAN PURPOSE #can you tell richie's my favorite character (besides marcus cause #rikrambles #the bear #the bear fx #the bear s2 #the bear season 2 #richie jerimovich #forks

[rinayeas]

Im still on bear thoughts im sorry ill make this one as brief as possible but

I think its rlly cool how claire represents carmy's past and syd represents his future. And i mean this not even in a sydcarmy way like, claire is what carmy feels about his past, he feels anchored to it, he'll never stop being donna's son, he'll never fix his relationship with mikey, he'll never escape the 'childhood sweethearts' allegations w claire. But sydney represents his future and what he wants to do with his life now in spite of all that, he wants to run the bear, he wants to be sorrounded by his new family, etc etc. That's why he calms down when he thinks of her in his panic attack, he relates her to a new beggining and hope..... damn.....

#the bear #also the thing with claire was never meant to last (i hope) bc Even She told him that he has to resignify his past!!! #things have already happened #its up to him if he wants them to define who he is now #i GET that she was important to the narrative and i GET why she was written that way but #this is not 500 days with summer bitch!!! cut it out with the cornyness #all good with molly though she is That Bitch and i love her #also damn i kinda feel bad for her bc carmy was a BITCH at the end but also not rly bc girl #why r u pressing this man after he gave u a fake number like... cmon

[goatpaste]

mmm thinking with my stupid brain about how i'd rewrite mountain tim so hard its making me ill

#mountain tim no longer gross JSUT being an older brother to lucy #and generally meant to be a symbol of a golden heart #the lone golden heart of the cold and mean empty wild west #surrounded by the dark and depressing cast of sbr #surrounded by characters like johnny and HP and gyro and diego and ect who SPEW negativity into the world #and Tim meaning to be this pillar of hope and justice despite the cruelty of man and nature #and his final choices being to protect lucy even at the cost of his own life to do whatever he can for her because she is just a child #she should not have to bear the cruel winds of fate if he can be a breaker to the breeze #but in his death he would pass on the torch of his 'golden heart' to her #i have soo many ideas and thoughts bout lucy being 'the heart' of SBR #she is the keeper of the holy corpse heart in my rewrite #as johnny is to the left hand and didi and gyro to the eyes of the corpse #ect ect #but in the sacrificial death of tim bleed onto lucy her place in the world #to shine bright with hope of the good in the world and of the young innocence of a child #I JUST THINK IT SUCKS SO HARD MOUNTAIN TIM MEANT A LOT TO THE NARRATIVE OF SBR JUST TO BE GROSS TO LUCY IN THE END #I CAN FIX HIM IM SORRY #I CAN MAKE HIM WORTH HIS WEIGHT TO THE STROY

[forbiddnsky]

If I can ask do you still work with kids? What are your favorite parts of working with them?

I do!! I love it so much!!!! they are HILARIOUS and have such beautiful spirits. i think my favorite part is when they let me into their lil worlds. it's always a bit difficult at first because they have to build that trust with you, ya know? helping them learn how to express their thoughts and emotions has in turn allowed me to be a lot more introspective too ^_^. i try my hardest to make fun memories with them- that they can look back on happily when they get older. maybe it's a lil selfish bc ik it's also very healing to my inner child too

#the other day we watched brother bear and man i was CRYINGG #that movie meant so much to me as a kid and seeing how much they enjoyed it was so ^___^ #YIPPIIEEE

[starpros-sunshine]

sometimes (often) I think about that translators note in daydream that said that the "bedtime story" could be read as "pillow talk" and that that's actually the more common usage of that kanji and. I can't finish the sentence but I am swept away by a sea of emotions

#daydream literally one of the enstars stories ever man i Adore Eichi #head in hands they are both so dear to me....so dear <33333 #just. the fact that Wataru visited him in the hospital noumerous times and that they talked a lot and that there were bedtime stories #or pillow talks whatever you may call it #and the implication that he was there chatting away while Eichi was probably dozing off because that's what bedtime story implies #even if it's meant as gossip and anecdotes #which is just a lovely image honestly #I am doing with that information whatever I want and I am turning it around in my head like ace attorney evidence #and thinking about it and the implications and what that might've looked like #how that might've went down #uwaaaaaaa #incoherent it's all incoherent but just. think about it bear with me #head in hands HEAD IN HANDS #wataei

[scary-senpai]

:: squints :: Wait a minute... that's a fist-bump, isn't it?

I mean... it’s just gotta be, right? You’ve got to keep your wrists/forearms straight when you throw a punch, don’t you? I mean, that’s how it looks in the other panels:

See? Straight wrists.

213 Cover has none of the typical, Earth-shattering aftershocks we’ve come to expect from Sai and Garou squaring off--just a happy little cosmic haze that vaguely resembles a heart. Also, their two hands come together much in the same way Blast brings his hands together, resulting in an infinity symbol.

I dunno, man... I looked at the raws this morning and just seeing the cover made me feel calmer. Like, “Oh, thank God--everything is gonna be okay even if I can’t explain why yet” and I think it was that little detail subconsciously cuing my brain.

Maybe the true Saitama mode was the friends we made along the way.

Edited to add: aaaahhh oh my goodness, those little pieces of Garou falling apart, I can’t even... T-T

#one punch man #opm #opm manga #meta #meta i guess #garou #saitama #i'm just a girl who teaches yoga for fun #and has massive imposter syndrome when it comes to transferable knowledge #your wrists weren't meant to bear that much weight in the first place #gotta be careful with 'em #brotp #brotp and sometimes ot3

[masterthespianduchovny]

I’m going to explain why I start twitching and break out in hives whenever someone floats that Sydney and Richie should hate fuck.

What I’ve discovered about myself this past year is I really don’t do the “guy is rude/an asshole/insults a specific woman and I must ship them together!!!”

This are my ships:

Mulder/Scully-The X-Files

Ginny/Mike- Pitch

Jane/Lisbon- The Mentalist

Ichabod/Abbie- Sleepy Hollow

Carmy/Sydney- The Bear

Rich/Michonne- The Walking Dead

Chuck/Sarah- Chuck

Ted/Rebecca- Ted Lasso

Will/Alicia- The Good Wife

If someone of you are familiar with a handful of these shows, you’ll recognize a trend here: these men worship the ground these women walk about. You will not disrespect these women, esp around them. They will either confront you, fight you, or both! (I’ll add some others I’m forgetting at the moment due to being sleep deprived.)

Women are often disrespected, esp black woken, as a joke everyday. And most of them aren’t joking. It’s delivered as one, but that person and their audience as serious.

I see the disrespect of (black) women tolerated and encouraged everyday, I don’t want to see that in my shows either. Even if it’s just a hook up.

The other part is: black women largely do not hate fuck white men. I’m not going to say never because there are exceptions to every rule.

Although I don’t expect the series to ever go here, Richie is so coded to casually say shit like, “ghetto black bitch” or maybe even “uppidy.” He resembles the white middle aged men and bros who swears they aren’t racist, but will be casually and outright racist at times and say, “if you don’t want to be treated like a ****** don’t act like a ******.” Or use the word liberally around his friends or certain circles.

Again, I don’t believe that is Richie, but his behavior is so similar to these guys that I can’t imagine Sydney would hate fuck a man like that. It would actually be upsetting for me. And this has nothing with me wanting her to be with Carmy, I’ve said early on after watching the show that I could see Syd x Marcus if they wanted to go there. This isn’t some shipper tearing down Richie’s character. I’m truly really disturbed with how he’s behaved toward Sydney and treated her at times.

I don’t believe they have sexual tension and I think it’s dangerous for some to believe (again, I said some) that characters who hate one another are secretly attracted to each other or will be. It’s why you have people who ship Maggie x Negan from the Walking Dead. Sometimes people hate someone for valid reasons and it doesn’t translate to fucking if they make amends.

Why does Richie hate Sydney?

She’s a scapegoat for him for useless and fear of being “pushed out” the beef, esp bc he knows he’s has nothing going on for himself. Then shows up this young and ambitious woman who is talented as fuck and won’t take his shit. He’s projecting all of his issues onto her.

Why does Sydney hate Richie?

When they first meet, he calls her sweetie (which is inappropriate), then while yelling at Carmy, calls her a broad. Is angry and belligerent when shopping for the caulk. Disrespects Carmy because of his culinary training. Mocks their passion and culinary training. Literally is aggressive and hostile with her (on two different occasions). Tina has to get him out of the kitchen because of how erratic he was acting. Constantly makes Sydney’s job difficult and refuses to listen to her. Blames her for shit that wasn’t her fault, and then gloats when she fucks up (after she covered his ass with the caulk too). Said she blow a critic for a good review and tried to sow discord between her and Carmy. And he loved gaslighting her, esp when she’s rightfully angry with her.

Sydney would have to have absolutely no sense of self worth or be at the lowest of low to fuck Richie. Because when in the fuck would she fuck a man who she doesn’t allow any form of disrespect or implied violence go unchecked touch her sexually? And that’s not including that a guy like that is someone who would read as racist to many black women.

And this is not to say some black women don’t see if for this hook up—some do! I’m not going to speak on that because that’s a nuanced situation as to how others explore fandom.

And this isn’t necessarily judging people who want it to happen. I just do not want that shit to be canon AT ALL. I would probably stop watching the show or consider it because of how upsetting it would be to me. If people want to write fanfic I’ll never read, but other would, be my guest. Go wild and crazy with it.

But I just cannot watch a character I adore, relate to at times, and who seemingly has a good sense of herself to not do some wild ass shit like that, that I’d stay around as she fucks a man who consistently disrespected and was hostile and aggressive with her.

The only couple I can think of that I shipped that were enemies to lovers were Kyle and Max from “Living Single.” And I think it was because they were equals—they were on the same playing field, but it stopped at barbs thrown at each other. He wasn’t in her face or making derogatory comments.

Sydney and Richie aren’t equals. She’s literally his boss and he can’t handle that (the point in me saying she’s his boss is to note that this aren’t two equals taking shots at each other.) And he’s also protected due to their precarious situation (aka bleeding money) and being Carmy’s “cousin.” Who knows how much she’s told and hasn’t told Carmy about his behavior, esp bc she’s used to dealing with everything herself. But again, there is still that race and gender element.

Like, if it’s all about fun and vibes for some, I get it if you ignore me. But the way I see black women treated in real life (dating wise and harassed by fans) and how fictional black women are treated, issa no from me, dawg.

I know enemy to lovers is a popular trope, it just isn’t something that hits for me when it comes to black and white relationships, esp if the woman is black. Esp when it piles on to the hate she already receives.

And, honestly, there’s no sexual tension between them. Some only think there is bc they hate each other and fans been conditioned to think that means there’s a sexual component there or will be.

#the bear #the bear fx #the bear on hulu #sydney adamu #richie jerimovich #like 99% of the couples I ship adore the fuck out of each other #this legitimately bothers me #some ppl want this to be canon bc… ‘chemistry’ #this is part of what I meant when I said I’d fight for Sydney #Sydney…baby girl stand behind me #whether you end up with Carmy 😍 heart motherfucker personified #the puppy Marcus #or someone else #it will not be Richie!!! #and yes Sydney deserves romance as well #I want her to fuck someone who is into her not a man who demeaned her because he’s in his feelings

[darriness]

The perfect comfort item for when you lose your best friend doesn’t exi-

#I made an Andrew bear #dressed him as Spider-Man #but he’s got fitz’s middle name #and when you press his paw it meows and purrs #and I love him #last name and owner’s name redacted for privacy #*gave him fitz’s name as his middle name #but you knew what I meant

[nicknederson]

shoutout to this plotline in mystery of the desert giant which is just frank and joe finding a man due to his highly specific niche ability with shetland ponies and shetland ponies specifically

#this was so goddamn funny no i won't elaborate #they found this man based on vibes and vibes alone it was ridiculous #if you don't know what a shetland pony is they are very small and about the size of a large dog #so we're just meant to picture this dog-sized horse pony whisperer for most of this book #including a part where he wanders away from them just to help a horse being loaded onto a plane #and it has no bearing on the plot it's just yet another short scene where they're like This Man Is a Horse Girl