#i need to pee so bad

[zu-zup]

The pathologic children were so right about train summoning actually

#WHY WONT MY TRAIN MOOOOVE #COME ONNNN #I NEED TO PEE SO BAD

[00gab00gah]

:D

#Halloween #micheal myers #slasher #fanart #cute #kawaii #I need to pee so bad #man fuck this hyper fixation art time

[yarnrocks]

Here, have a meme I couldn't find so I made it myself

I hope any fellow neurospicies finds this relatable

#autism #I need to pee so bad #but I'm embroidering #an' it's tha best thing in the world rn #and I can't stop #also I was going to go pee #but then i had an idea about this meme #and i couldn't find it on google in 2 seconds #so now i've made it #and i still haven't gone to the toilet #helppp #meme

[defenestratte]

Im dunk!!!!! And im tunby horty!!!! And we r the up too late brothers

#went out for drinks w colleagues after work event #had one glass kf wine and one 330ml of beer. #otw home at 1am+ #i am aj ADULT!!!!! #please have no concern ich bin gut :)) #cabbing home #i need to pee so bad #whyrambles

[sorehsu]

you know when you need the bathroom and numerous animals are laying on you and you're a monster if you dislodge them

#:( #i've been ndoing these starters laying on my couch and both of my cats are on me #i need to pee SO BAD #v. i had the time of my life fighting dragons with you ‚ out.

[bibleofficial]

downed a mini bottle in a stall w a broken door & im flight ready 😍

#stream #i need to pee so bad #i originally went to have the mini bottle knowing i’d be able to pee but then didn’t pee

[meetmymouth]

in my watching mediocre films/series era

#im just #havinf fun #chilling #i dont need to follow the plot #is there a plot #who knows???? #in Just #watching #i mean my eyes are on the screen sometimes #i need to pee so bad #i dont even need to pause it #???

[ozymoron]

god i need him so bad its actually kinda insane

#⚠️ #i need to pee so bad

[aggresivelyapathetic]

What is it about the combination of

1) needing to pee so so bad; and

2) being currently in a situation where it is not reasonable to pee

That fills me with the irresistible urge to drink

#pee posts #i need to pee so bad #why am i like this

[zu-zup]

The pathologic children were so right about train summoning actually

#WHY WONT MY TRAIN MOOOOVE #COME ONNNN #I NEED TO PEE SO BAD

[aidanhargis]

My roommate is telling her date goodnight and I live near the door so I can't leave until they're done but we're in the midwest so it's been 20 minutes at the door send help

#i need to pee so bad #but the date went super well and i don't want to interrupt #i've got like 10 minutes left before i need to exit #pls hurry my girl #personal

[honeydustbee]

Anyone else procrastinate peeing. Or eating.

#it can only go downhill from here #it cant be just me #am i alone in this? #am i okay #maybe I should talk to someone #but also not #I just don’t wanna get up okay #I need to pee so bad #i’m so hungry #why do humans #can I just not #woe is me

[avid-idiot]

Whyyy. We were going so well 😭😭

#i need to pee so bad #WHY DID SHE PULL OVER NOW? #nessa rambles🍵

[moomeecore]

i found a book abt the anti lawn movement at the library & decided to sit out in my yard & read it. but ironically there was a neverending barage of power tool noises making it difficult to focus. so i walked to a nature park near me in order to escape the dreaded sounds. almost stopped at the mowed picnic table area bc i hate walking but fortunately pushed forward and made myself walk up an annoying hill to an area that is a preservation of a native oak savanna & sat down against a tree near the edge of the path & did my reading there. and honest to god that was a 100/10 experience. there was something so powerful abt being in a preserve for a locally native habitat while reading abt the impacts homeowners can have on native plant preservation! it powered up my energy towards my life mission (evangelize abt enviormentally sustainable gardening to every single person who comes within a 10 ft radius of me) by like. 15 points. also a deer walked up to me and that was super cool

#i was there for like 3 hours and i wanted to stay longer #but the sun was setting and i was hungry and had to pee super bad #gonna try to do this tommorow as well. bc ik winter is gonna hit soon #and then its not gonna be plausibe #i still heard Industrial Noises up there but i used my noise cancelling headphones #& that blocked most of it out #ive finallt started progressing on writing persuasive essay on this subject #previously id focoused my efforts mostly on reaserching the practical side of like. how to covert ur yard #+ what plants to use. etc #but now im looping background writing abt the actual reasoning behind it #which like. i feel like i needed zero actual persuasion to get on board w this. which is why i didnt #dedicate to much time to reaserching the 'why' #but i do a whole lot of promoting this subject to people i meet so i might as well read up & #try & create a more comprehensive & detailed resource to send to ppl #after i give them my Rip Up Your Lawn talk #i mean i give them the gardening advice resources. but i think some ppl need extra convincing & thats what this is for #LAWN LAWN RIP UP UR LAWN. KILL UR LAWN PLANT REAL PLANTS <3

[danrifics]

some thoughts i guess

#if you watch this you will see i’m just some guy #a loser if you will #anyway i need to pee so bad i’m gonna drive home #and then maybe go to bed maybe watch the sims video we’ll see #bethanie’s face

[desperategirl1994]

Man I need to piss!!!!!!! Squirming in my bed right now trying not to piss myself!!!!!

#bladder holding #desperate to pee #bladder torture #bladder desperation #pee holding #pee kink #i need to pee #need to pee #desperate #full bladder #i gotta pee so bad #piss desperation #holding pee #pee denial #bladder denial #bladder control #bursting bladder #bursting to pee #full bladder kink