#i promise i washed my hands

[sofiadragon]

I have pinkeye

Kids in Kindergarten need mandatory handwashing time.

It's hemorrhaged so bad I need an eyepatch because bright light hurts.

Evil boops for everyone, because I'm phenomenally contagious.

#boop #I promise I washed my hands #It's wear and eye patch like a pirate day for me #Came back from urgent care and the kid thought it was an April Fools joke that mommy got an eyepatch

[eldritchdilf]

2 am ref pics

#mcives #this fucking iphone camera #i can see how dry my hands are it's driving me nuts #i promise i'm trying #i do just be washing my hands so so so often

[maddies-chronicles]

why do my hands never feel clean 👹

#me washing my hands for the sixth time: i promise im so sane

[causeimanartist]

Gee I sure hope breaking my ankle is the most annoying thing to happen to me in 2022

#my art #causeimanartist #drawing of me #doodle #that’s right folks #it’s finally happened #after dodging it for 2 years - I’ve gotten Covid #to quote maroon 5: I am in ~misery~ #I have a wicked cough #I must have gotten it from ACEN despite being double masked up #staying away from people outside of my bubble #and washing my hands religiously #somehow the other three people in our hotel room haven’t???? tested positive????? #JUST ME????? #who probably went out the LEAST????? #I’m confused #I promise this wasn’t me being irresponsible #I’m still taking Covid seriously #but WELP #I really thought it was just bad allergies because I get those #and I had a pounding headache which is like - typical day for me LOL #anyway #since I’m off work (obv) imma try and draw lol #silver linings

[xviruserrorx]

Been outside twice in one month and I still managed to catch something

#ive been so careful #mask still i wash my hands and use hand sanitizer im still careful because im kinda very sick on a normal basis #but also because im still coughing up blood so thats still fun #i think i got an infection too which sucks because i just wnt through 6 months of heavy antibiotics #AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #fun thing about tumblr is most of the time your just able to scream into a void 👍 #virus rambling #text post #chronic illness #i have a chronic illness im fine im chill all of this is normal for me btw i promise 👍❤️❤️❤️

[new-haven-psych-ward]

Kamen Rider Geats episode 30 poorly summarized via memes with as little context as possible:

#kamen rider geats #kamen rider geats poorly summarized #i was actually surprised at how well neon's mom handled everything cuz her mental state in the other world was Not Good #the fact she recovered and was all 'Neon don't go' was actually nice? #idk im more sympathetic to her than her bastard husband #ftr the cleaver hand is from alton brown's (OG) hand washing psa #also ty to the people who are making kamen rider collar grab comps #they are valued members of our society #i was watching this ep and was immediately like 'oo a reverse collar grab! double points!' #so that tells you everything you need to know about me #yes this is extremely late (by my standards) #no i will not promise to do better #cuz i know for this upcoming one im gonna be watching late for Reasons #so ep 31 will also be late #its fiiiiiiinnnneee #this is niche af content anyways #kamen rider geats ep 30 #oh also previews lead me to believe that michi just straight up #tells ace what he learned #which ngl would be baller and funny as shit #michinaga .2 seconds after dramatic reveal “yo ace are you in the headspace to receive potentially devasting news” #drops info without waiting for an answer #immediately gets back on his bs

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

Easiest Cookie Recipe ever

(Use to buy good grades, better social standing, and social interaction) (quick for holiday party potlucks)

My mom stole this off pintrest years ago, and its since been our family favorite!

So since it's holiday season, and i made them this morning, I'm sharing it with y'all :) It has 4 ingredients, takes 7-8 minutes of baking time per sheet, and each batch makes a little over two dozen cookies that are beloved by everyone we can get to try them.

Warning before the actual instructions/recipe, this is written very nuerodivergently and in common terms. It's step by step instructions after the ingredients, with sassy comments galore. I highly suggest reading all the way through before making.

Ingredients:

Box of chocolate cake mix (supposedly pillsbury devil's food works best. Or maybe just any devil's food. Idk she said blue box i can't read minds)

two eggs

1/3 cup of oil

about 2 dozen, or 2 and a half dozen rolo's candies. (aka 24-30)

Steps:

Preheat oven to 350 degrees farenheit

Wash your hands

Line cookie sheets (1-3 for one batch) with parchment paper (VERY IMPORTANT)

Mix the eggs and oil into the cake mix. (a medium sized bowl is preferred for one batch.)

It will take much longer than you expect to mix thoroughly.

Mix with a spatula until the entire thing is evenly mixed. Looks gross and sticky and dark brown and should almost be like oily play dough.

It will take much longer than you expect to mix thoroughly. Keep mixing. I promise it will work (spatula is for scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl, this ones sticky.)

Wash your hands

Unwrap all of the rolo candies. Helpful to do it before you need to.

Take a spoon, and get a small spoonful of the dough.

Use your hands*, and mush the dough around one rolo until it has a core of caramel goodness that will later melt.

Should be around the size of a ping pong ball, and no larger than a golfball unless you want unevenly cooked cookies.

Space them evenly on the parchment paper (Staggering works well. doesn't matter if they touch during baking when they spread, but try your best.)

Wash your hands. (your hands will be gross at this point)

Bake for 7-8 minutes Exactly.

They never look done until they're over cooked. Take them out at 8 minutes max. If you're not sure, break one open at 5 minutes and see if the dough is uncooked. It never is. idek how.

Wash your hands

Let cool for about 5 minutes, to give the caramel time to solidify enough, then lift the parchment paper up to unstick the cookies from the pan.

Let cool for another 10 minutes.

If you ignored the parchment paper rule, lets hope you like doing dishes and used lots of cooking spray on the cookie sheets :) (you will be spending an hour scraping caramel and burnt sugar off the pans. I told you it was important.) (Oh, and all of your cookies left their bottom half on the pan. Also happens if you don't move them after 5 minutes of cooling.)

Optional - Sprinkle powdered sugar on them for extra holiday flair. (It makes them look pretty instead of brown lumps)

Yay! Cookies are done! It's chocolate, with a caramel inside that will surprise anyone who didn't make them!

Can theoretically be made without gluten,and/or milk. It has not been tested. Fuck around and find out? (and lemme know if you do!)

*FOR ANY OF MY FELLOW NUERODIVERSE PEOPLE

If the stickiness of the dough on your skin bothers you (or is just too sticky to work with) you can use margarine on your hands like a lotion to keep it from sticking. It feels worse to me personally, but I figured I'd say it anyways just in case. Dawn dish soap makes the margarine and cookie dough come off the fastest by breaking through the oils.

#WASH YOUR HANDS #GERMS BAD WHEN COOKING #DO IT #anyways. back to tags #cookie recipe #holiday cookies #nuerodivergent writing #long post #holidays #holiday party panic has been cancelled #seriously these are a lifesaver #and easy for kids to help with #nuerodivergent baking #send this to anyone who needs cookies #best cookies ever #i promise #I wish i could underline things #it would make this easier to read #im sorry if this is hard to read. formatting online is much harder than on paper like im used to #I really hope the creator of the recipe never shows their face. I will never be able to credit anyone but my mom. #its my mom's recipe. y'know?

[tacit-semantics]

My hands are Killing me in a way that they shouldn’t be when it’s also this hot out like man what’re you doin all that for??? We don’t believe in overtime here

#very confusing moment earlier wherein it was suggested I ease up on the hand washing in such a way that implied I’m making an active choice #to like baby it’s In My Brain disjjd I’m trying I promise but like there’s only so much to be done #the issue with lotion is that it requires me to come into contact with the tops of my hands which would mean I have to wash em again and #yeah I’ve got workarounds but it SUCKS and is BAD #uggggHhhhhhhshsbddhhdhd #tacit rambles #vent #contamination

[hzdtrees]

Treacherous peace

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #no man's land #hfw photomode #fun fact: the river you cross with talanah on the way to the old battlefield is the very same aloy has her near-death experience in #the little hole she gets spat out of latopolis of is pretty much in the center of the first pic #where the little waterfall is coming out of the ridge to the right #and the spot she washes up on is down by the tree in the distance on the last pic #which once again is incidentally right below the ridge you meet talanah on while for a longleg and leaplasher fighting date #essentially what i'm saying is #why no talanah rescue #if you were to camp out on the battlefield #and there was a weird big red-lightning storm #the best shelter is the ruined bridge #which is essentially within spitting distance of aloy's unfortunate exit hole #yes i'm insane yes y'all going to suffer for it #i promise i'll go to the usual scheduled thornmarsh posting very soon #because i accidentally came through the area yesterday again while looking for lowland's path to acquire the nora valiant #and just as accidentally my hand slipped #you know how it is

[sevnthhart-a]

the s in aeris ( not referring to the flower girl herself hdjshd ) is optional when it comes to this blog lmao

#ooc —— ⋆ ･ﾟ * // aerizz . #i've been using this name for almost 2 yrs now (back when i had washed my hands clean of rp sbdjdk) #genuinely did not intend to step back into it ✋ #i added this in my rules a while back but anyone here is free to refer to me as kris / kristen <3 #most of my friends still use this name so i promise u i won't mind 😌 #do whatever u gotta do to keep urself from being confused 🙏 #now i go write xoxo

[soldier-poet-king]

. Chompin at the bit today ...

#it's like. i hate (romantic) love. i love love. i cant survive without it. ill be fine alone #i need security and happiness. ive survived this long without them and don't deserve them anyway #i sm completely unhinged in every sense if the word. i am the most normal person on the planet and everyone else is wrong #bc they cant or wont feel things like i do #im the worst person alive. my hands are bloody. there's so much guilt. im so selfish and life is one long atonement for my very existence #im actually just human and deserving of the same compassion as everyone else. maybe more bc im just so fuckin fragile #i have to deny myself every comfort and desire bc it is morally correct #i have to deny myself because it is easier to deny myself than have the world deny it to me #pretend that it is my choice. easier never to ask then to be disappointed and let down and alone #i have to deny myself bc of guilt. it is righteous justice. it is punishment. it is misguided. all three maybe #so yeah. having A Time. had a full on breakdown at church and not in a good cathartic way #reminder reminder of the shire is saved but not for me #im multitudes and incomprehensible. im simple and stupid and plain. #i have too many emotions. i dint have enough. i should feel more. i should repress more #im just. off to stupid little crafts. read trc BC im already insane so whatever #work again. rinse wash repeat #gonna drive myself to exhaustion at the gym #not out of health desire. but brain desire. i need to be awake but unthinking. exhausted and pained for a righteous cause #anyway. ooops. so much for being reticient and repressed #i mean. irl sure. and this is only a fraction of it. i promise to be less in the future. its better for everyone #and I'm so tired of weakness

[lightningchaserarts]

TIGERBEE Custom Avatar!

Get it here:

I just make skins and add assets to the radial menu. Im still learning but im so proud of how this came out!!!!

I would be willing to make custom skins for people but they'd have to buy and own the tiger bee avatar.

#furry #oc #tigerbee #3d modeling #3ddesign #vrchat #vrc avatar #avatar #avatar skin #custom avatar #i got chocolate cake on my hands #stop telling me to wash my hands #its not shit i promise #poo poo pee pee #poobaby #jellybeans #toe beans

[look-at-the-stars-tonight]

The older I get the more annoyed I get that I was made to feel so Other for having sensory issues when there are so many people who have something or another

#and it’s SO normal. like half the people I meet have some kind of sensory overload thing #the other day I walked into a club. paid a lot of money for it #and then it was SO fucking loud I could not stand it #and. no one commented on it no one even complained #the only comment I got later was someone going ‘hey I’m going to turn on a blender and I’m just warning you because I know that #you don’t like loud noises’ #and someone else promised to bring earplugs the next time we went to a club #and she also apologized the entire time I was in ther #which was not very long lol #WHY do people willingly give themselves hearing damage going to these things. why #and THEN. I have a thing where I Cannot get my hands dirty or else I have to wash them immediately or else I will not be functional cause #I won’t be able to think about anything else #and my friend has the exact same thing #my other friend kinda has the opposite thing where she has to constantly have lotion on her hands #I’ve Tried.it makes me want to die with how greasy it is #just. wish I could go back to time to 6 year old me and tell her she’s not a freak #for not liking the horrible elementary schools bands booming ugly bass #I got dragged out of more than one assembly #or just walked out if they started ignoring me

[windwheeler-aster]

hey everyone!

because exam seasons starts next week for me, i’m going to be on a writing/blog hiatus! i’m not sure if i’ll come back straight after my exams, so my hiatus may be prolonged/shortened. who knows.

i’d also like to unfortunately say that i have no motivation to finish the asks y’all sent me for my 500 follower event :(. please understand that i really have tried for this event, and i have been planning it months in advance. however, due to my poor timing and motivation, i’ll sadly have to delete all my asks in my inbox. again, i’m so sorry.

i think from now on i’ll only do request-type events when i have the motivation and energy.

i do hope you’re all doing well and have an amazing day/night <3 please stay safe and healthy, dress apropriately for the weather, drink water, and take care of yourself <33

#wheeler updates #fr im so sorry for having to stop the event #please don't be mad or upset #i promise that whenever my requests are open again #that ill do better #again #PLEASE #stay safe and wash your hands #and stay warm #or cold if you're in the spring/summer rn

[kil9]

aauauauuougghghs i need to move out 👁👁

^^^ [CHEC IT OUT] i need to move out moodboard (available now !!!(

#99.txt #my mom is like ''you seem upset with mee :('' yeah cos straight up like i think i just hate u now #when i got covid it was MY problem i stayed in my room. i wore a mask any time i left. i even wore gloves to the kitchen. #to make sure she didnt get it (and she didnt !!!) and i even cleaned the whole house while i had it lol. and still kept it away from her #so now that she has it guess what !!!!!!!!!!!! everyone guess what !!!! its STILL my problem !!! #i stay in my room ! i use the basement toilet !! i have to wear a mask outside my room at all times !! #and wash my hands so much im gettin rashes because she just goes around doing whatever touching whatever ? #coughing on whatever because she doesnt give a shit !!!! #i made it my mission when i had it to keep her safe #and now that she has it its ''well if you wanna keep safe thats your responsibility'' like ??????? #i promise you the thought of making space for another person & accommodating or compromising has never occoured to her once #its all ''well its up to you !!! good luck !!!!!'' yeah fuck me i guess #and she keeps bothering me asking me to help her with shit still !!!!!!!!!!! #''how do i find my documents on the computer ive had for 10 years :('' are you stupid ?????? are you dumb for real ??????? #and she puts me in the situation where. im busy clearly busy with my own shit #but she feels SO entitled to my time that she will just insist that i drop everything and do something for her #if i say no or have a slightly unenthusiastic response its ''oh youre SO mean to me youre SO mean. no one will want you :('' ...ok. #but if i ask for help from my own mother once in a while its ''wow you ask so much of me you know youre not a child anymore :\\\'' #yeah. i know. i dont think ive been helped with anything by a parent since i was like 15 years old #''why are you mad at me ven you seem mad at me :('' yeah . i think like you just kinda fucking suck