#i shojld be asleep

[hamsamwich23]

Mortimer Handee slander feat. My au Mort:

Hehehehe I'm so unfunny

Art credits go to @silent-bull for the drawing on the right :]

#hello puppets #shut up sam #hello puppets midnight show #hello puppets mortimer handee #ajsjsjssjjssjs #unreality au #i hate canon mort sjffjddjd #i shojld also be asleep rn its four am

[cnnamonrolls]

GUYS I AM LTIERLAY TWRRIFIED RIGHT NOW I SAW SOME VIDEO ABOHT A DEMON CHILD MOVIE AND ITS DARK AND IM UNDER A BLANKET SOMEONE SEND PICTURES OF CATS OR SU FLOWERS OR WHATVWER I AM SO TERRIIFED

#WHY DID I KEEP WATCING OH MY GOD I SHOJLD BE ASLEEP #avideas 🌻

[shyestofhearts]

Vampire AU; Jon is your average villager in what's modern day Moldova when during his travel alongside his farmer father Clark, the two discover a gigantic Gothic castle surrounded by decaying woods populated by bats. The Kents enter to see if there's anyone who lives there. They first encounter two kids close to Jon's age,Mar'i and Jake. Shortly they meet with the kids' father Richard who's a vampire that married a Princess from one of the lower Germanic kingdoms, Kory Andor. However the true head of the Castle appears, the Baron Bruce of the House of Wayne.

Richard was merely the first adopted by Wayne after his birth parents perished. Cue Tim, Duke and the one who catches Jon's attention due to him being also close to his age, Damian appear out of the shadows.

Whereas Dick, Tim, Duke, Mar'i and Jake are either converted via drinking ancient elixirs into vampires or hybrids in the case of Mar'i and Jake, Bruce and Damian are more or less purebred.

Thoughts?

This is amazing! I love it. Jon just takes one look at Damian and is 👀👀

Meanwhile Damian's wondering why humans are here when he spots Jon and just 😶

"Father maybe they can spend the night since they've traveled quite far"

Mar'i and Jake are just 😏

#shy's asks #vampire au #damian wayne #jon kent #clark kent #bruce wayne #dick grayson #mar'i grayson #jake grayson #koriand'r #duke thomas #batfam #sorry km barely coherebt #i shojld be asleep #but im jot

[samitch]

I need to go to sleep but the dog won't come inside and it's almost 4am now 🙃

#im so tired #shit #imight fall asleep here just wating for him lmao #trying not to #sont want ti keave hjne okt. jt i can barely e en tyoe anymore lol #wow #that was awful #idk kf i shojld even keeo these tags or jf i shojld leave them #i dotn feel liek deletinn them #sorey #if yoh resd all this lol #hope youre havign s good night

[secondfuckingguessing]

Dreams

This is a tough one. I dreamed a guy vomited on me. Caco. I dreamed before he was a boyfriens i didnt like. Before turning into caco who vomited on me while asleep it was fabiano, suggesting we shojld go his place. I was reluctant. Before that i was in a bathtub with fred or geore weasley, and i talked about my disillusion with jp. So maybe it all shows that i feel i have to protect myself from men and being hurt again. It was like they ruined the magic for me, of love. Maybe this was a purge?

Before that i had dream, tete was there. There was psychologist ralking abt someone who questioned their sexuality. Tete spoke in front if everyone i felt like that. I talked to the psych, but she didn't pay nuch attention, she didnt think i was. Then i kept following ana b. And analyzing what i felt. I guess this is showing its all my brain creation. And I'm scared of being hurt by men again.

[fangsforfags]

my body wants to sleep, but my brain doesnt <3

#meaning: i shojld be asleep but im not #haha make me shut up challenge

[zhitpostin]

I'm so depressed I want to die i fuxking loathe myself more than anything in the world

#tw; suicide #idk #im tired in going to take a nap now #even though its 7pm so i shojld just go to bed but #im a poece of shit so im.gonna fall asleep on the couch #i hate myself #wow i suck #i have no friends anymore lol #kill me

[queencryo]

hey just a heads up that i love my girlfriend so fucking much. i jusr wanna lead w that bc she. is taking multiple days to spdnd tkme with me and make sjre im safe and comfortable after the surgery, and im. so grateful she is so so kind and nice and caring i love her so muchsa

surgery was today, had meat removed from me. they said i wasnt allowed to eat it. Uh.... i shojld blog abt that

I talked a LOT to the nurses. joking with them and trying yo make them laugh is always like. my #1 priority when im at doctors offices ::p the doctors usually dont take as well (probs cuz rheyre really busy or whatever!). fun fact u cant even wear UNDERWEAR under the gown!!! bluh! did make me realizehow much ive like. grown and gotten better abiut not being nervous / not caring about shit. which makes me REALLY haply considering, well. You didn't know me back when i was <13, but i was REALLY nervous like ALL the time. And this probably would have been really scary if i was still like that!!! Also, fun fact,nurses and doctors do NOT like 1: jokes about dying on the ER table (of ANY variety!) 2: saying shit like 'yall r gonna take out both my kidneys and lungs' shen theyretrying to confirm i kmow what is being doneto me.

I mostly was nyot scared or worried except 1: putting in the IV, bc u kno what? when we put in the IV wedndsday (two days ago) it SUCKED and involved digging arounf in my arm w the needle for like multiple minutes. yeowch! 2: when the anestetic started bc oh god oh god whats happening this is really sudden and also wait dont ppl wake up from anesthesia sometimes????. butthat didnt last long! and ten i was in therecovery room talking to njrses

the nurse who stayed eith me while i woke up and got better was REALLY nice, and kinda let me ramble about stufff. i dont remember a *ton*, but i do remember her saying i had pretty eyes and i like. almost started crying while bein like. when i thought i was a boy my eyes were my favoritething about me becajse people said i had pretty eyes and it was one of he only thkngs thst cojld bdprettythen.

oh wow im feelin thag pain med. strugglego keep my eyes olen. bjt.... gotta blog.....

lol fell asleep

anyway. tyenc went home!!!! getting dressed was kind of hard but luckily i wore a dress so could get away w just dress n panties. wearing boots was a... mistake... but luckily i did not need go pur them badj on!!!! ehehehhee

mom boight me a smoothie and crackwrs so probs thays gonna be my food until tomorrow hoo hoo. thank you mom!!!

#blog

[artiemisiaa]

feel free to ignore this but uhhh,, I jusf wanna kiss s someone buf lik not on the lips ot anything. just like on the necj or their forehead or sometbing,,,, like dude I'm so afraid of intimacy tho. like u literaly sgoped mysdñf from having a kiss. its almoag 2am i shojld be asleep gddamnit

#ari talks