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bubblepopsims · 6 months

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After a couple of days not answering the chat Evan picked up the phone. "Amore, would you mind taking pictures of me for our group chat? " Evan was aware that Courtney wasn't feeling her best and didn't want to appear in any picture. "I feel like it's my time to shine".

"Hey babes! You all look so stunning! You should see yourself through my eyes to understand how truly beautiful you are. Not as much as my love, sorry, but you are all close enough." Evan planted a light kiss on Courts cheek and resumed typing. "@Maddi I bet you would love to put a finger in between those beautiful, round, firm, hairy butt cheeks. I would, Courts would. You should do more than that 🤭 Courts is happy with the results of the work out too, let it be known that I have to carry her to the gym almost every time. I am starting to think that she just likes being carried around by me. Last time Hermes tried to pick her up and she wasn't very happy about it. Here come the first pic"

"@Maddi don't worry about the undies, I got you! Courts will be sending something for you too, I know you will enjoy it probably not as much as Rafa though. He better be nice to you or me and Courts will teach you a few useful tricks. @Asuka I am glad to be a prop for my grumpy better half. I love her and she can do whatever she wants with me. That is why today I am sacrificing myself and sending you this photo shoot. Courts did suggest the poses though. She is enjoying this. And yes, that bending over got some nice side effects 🍑 Courts is asking me to ask you @Asuka @Emillie about those shoes, she likes them a lot. She was going to make a joke about watching us go at it only if you let us watch you but she is afraid that you would say yes and hold her accountable 🤣"

"Don't ask about the onion pillow please. @Emillie slapping for Asuka and biting for you. Actually Courts is very good at biting while I excel in the slapping asses department 😎"

"@Juju @Izzy I hope you had some fun times, I bet Izzy want crazy seeing you like that on the bed. What a sight!"

Evan laughed, he wasn't done with Rafa just yet. " My very straight friend Rafa, you need to let loose a bit more, it would do you and Maddi good. I swear you would enjoy it 😜"

"And here is Courts favorite pic. We love you babes!"

M: "Oooo Sugar butt look! Evan decided to go all out!!" Maddi shifted upright in the backseat of the car, letting Rafael get a better look at her phone while she scrolled through the pictures of a radiating sex appeal Evan.

R: "You know part of me wanted to say this was just him being an attention whore.. but the fact Courtney is behind that camera.. he is pretty much eye fucking her."

Maddi laughed and nudged him "Oh so what I like to do mmmm?"

R: "Precisely. just with you, it has an effect on me. with Evan i just want to send him to... what did you call it? Horny jail?"

Maddie MadPie: "GUYS... RAFA JUST SAID HORNY JAIL XD! he saw the pictures and said Evan is eye fucking Courtney through the camera and -

Rafa took her phone and immediately read the messages that Evan had put in the chat "Give me this." Maddi yelped when the phone was taken from her and frowned only seeing how fast his fingers were going.

Maddie Madpie: "This is Rafael. First of all, you horny bastard, don't put that in Madalyn's head about putting anything in my ass. Second, what sacrifice are you making...? you love showing off is nothing new. Don't fool these people. especially my woman."

he sent the message and got out of the car helping Maddi out.

Maddie Madpie: "Welp... that went differently... but @ Evan. I want to put both of your asses on pillows for Courtney and I. alsoooo sorrryyyy i made you take the blame for my hidden fantasies. BUT please do send those undies hehe. also, give Courts... i am going to call her Smokey Quarts, that I hope she feels better T-T i already miss her face... Can I send a care package?? I want to convince Rafa to take a trip to see you guys !! Speaking of the man.."

Maddie Madpie: "We are the best-looking couple here besides the bride and groom of course... maybe ;) but we can clean up nicely."

Emillie is online.

Emillie: "Brooooooooooo I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS! FIRST WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE ONION OVER YOUR JUNK??? SECOND is that a fucking tentacle dildo on your nightstand??? THIRD what kinky freaky shit are you guys into? I can't even look at the sexy slab of man because I am distracted by that damn toy on the nightstand XD Great fucking ass though @ Evan I want to play music on it. including we would hold both of you accountable. be careful what you ask for. Asuka and I are all about having some harmless fun now."

Maddie Madpie reacted with a laughing emoji to Emilie's post.

Maddie Madpie: "Rafa was saying that they had that "lamp" for as long as he knew them... there as to be a story behind it. also @ Emille Evan said not to ask about the onion. XD"

Emillie: @ Maddie Madpie: "You think I listen?????? do you even know me??"

Asuka Lovely is online.

Asuka lovely: "WOOOOAHHHHHHHH! well, I am staring at @ Evan... Em covered my other questions because..... damn I mean now I get it, Courtney... I really really get it... Jesus.... fuck me eyes... and everything also that ass.... Courtney, I am disrespectfully staring at your man's goods. sorry not sorry about it. @ Maddie Madpie, you guys look fucking amazing by the way let me get that out of the way before I got back to Evan. you guys look stunning. wow.. how did Rafa keep his hands off you?"

Asuka lovely: "Also Em is now making a song about the Tentacle dildo... we took a mini trip upstate to the snowy mountains. staying in this cute asian inspired hotel which is really cute. :3 Sorry I look like shit, I haven't changed for the evening yet. @ Courtney i will send you the link to the shoes so we can be the holy trio :)"

Maddie Madpie: "HEYYY I WANT THEM TOO ONLY IF THEY COME IN PINK Though! Somehow this photo is giving me music video vibes... @ Asuka"

A good hour passed.

Maddie Madpie: "Guys..... Rafa is so hot... I'm sorry.. I know blah blah gushy girlfriend mode... but just look at him... and look how he LOOKED AT ME! mmmmpft one of these days I am accidentally going to have this man's children... not even kidding. @ Evan i told him what you said about loosing up... and he literally gave me the most sexiest straightest face ever... and said He is loose just not for you."

Asuka Lovely: "LMFAO MADDI! YOU CAN'T ACCIDENTALLY HAVE THIS MAN'S CHILDREN. XD BUT I will admit... if I was in your shoes or even Courtney's shoes... I'd definitely consider taking the RISK every time... especially now finding out @ Evan and @ Courtney. are professional biters and ass slappers.. it's a done deal for Emillie and I."

Asuka lovely: "Emillie has that look in her eyes. mmmpft i might get pregnant tonight XD But anyway, we are going out ! hope court court feels better, take good care of her @ Evan also helping her sweat out the sickly is always appreciated! we love you guys! "

Maddie Madpie: "We also love you guys, gotta go seduce Rafa to the dance floor again ;3 wish me luck!!!!"

#ts4 #group chat shannaigans #Tentacle La*dildo*mp #Two gals just enjoying their pixel cuties friends #the tribe #Maddi and Rafa #Emillie and Asuka #Juju and Izzi ae off banging

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fourseasonsfigs · 1 year

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Concert Twirl

This beautiful fig is inspired by one of my favorite moments in one of my favorite things - the Word of Honor Concert.

To explain how much I love this twirling concert intro, I have my phone lock screen set to this image:

It looks beautiful on the phone with the gorgeous swirly colors and the gorgeous swirly men, just saying.

Zhehan swirling/dancing/swift moving steps during his whole concert intro (and also moonwalking in the BTS) is just a perfect encapsulation of his personality, Gong Jun's personality in being game for whatever his Zhang Laoshi throws at him (in front of 7,000 people notwithstanding), and their caring and trusting relationship. I love it so much. I woke up at 3:30am Pacific Standard Time to watch both days of the concert live, knowing I wouldn't understand a word but not caring - which, may I say, felt like the height of my fandom craziness at the time. What could possibly top that level of insanity??

Ahem, right, moving on.

I remember being so surprised and delighted that the two of them were showing so much fun and personality from the very start of the concert. What nerves? So charming and so fun. Also, it's an incredibly beautiful visual image.

Since Zhehan's the focus of this fig, let's check out the actual video here:

The main camera angle didn't give us a great view of the twirl (OR of Gong Jun twirling), so let's have some inspirational stills of him floating across the stage:

It's incredible how beautiful he is. I had to hold myself back from putting sparkles and glitter hearts all over my header pic, because he's just so bright and sparkly and alive. His whole personality just shines through.

Ah, no wonder this fig maker was so inspired by this. Who wouldn't be?

When the box arrived at the warehouse, the photos taken of the inside looked like this:

You can just imagine my expression when I saw the flowers just thrown on in there all together! There's no way those resin petals would survive the journey - it doesn't even bear thinking about. I paid 62 cents for the warehouse to wrap the flowers to protect them and called it a bargain.

And here it is! Mindful of the way the flowers had looked in the warehouse, I was still worried they might be broken, but they unwrapped - shockingly - perfect.

Here's the base and the flowers. Thrilled at my good luck, I pulled up the fig maker's photo so I could make sure I was putting all the pieces in the right place, and started flower arranging.

And - well, precious readers, if you've been with me through the Hanye with a Sword post, you'll know what I went through with modifying that fig's little hand. So you can imagine how my heart sank when I found that two of the flowers did not want to fit into their little holes in the clouds.

I tried gently wiggling them, rotating them, angling them...nope.

You can see this first one has the stem almost pre-trimmed down to fit, but it sure didn't work.

The good news, of course, was that I had just gone through all of this with Hanye and his sword, so I re-gathered up my nerves, and got to work. I carefully sanded down a small part of the stems verrrrry very slowly, turning it to try to make it even on all sides, constantly testing to make sure I wasn't over-sanding.

It ended up being way easier than Hanye's hand, plus something about it being a flower instead of, well, a hand, just mentally made it less stressful.

Ta da! Whew, so glad that's done. It's not perfect, but I will say that one of the many things that touched my heart from the concert was that I actually, for the first time in my whole life, saw with my own eyes and actually believed that things don't have to be perfect to be beautiful. In fact, things can be more unique and precious because they're not. Gong Jun's off key singing, Zhehan losing the key, Wang Ruo Lin slipping and falling, etc etc ... all the chaos and mayhem and sheer, utter delight. It's hard to undo a lifetime of programming that perfection is everything, but I will tell you that this concert cracked that wide open and a real and lasting way for me.

Zhehan attaches to the base via feet magnets, which I am a big fan of. I wish more figs had magnets! The little feet go on those circles there you can see on the base.

Since he's twirling, I'm going to treat this like my music box posts and do a 360 degree photo roll so you get all the angles:

Whew! Very tempted to invest in the USB rotating platform. If only it wouldn't use up my one-video-per-post slot, I would.

Not all resin figs come with printed boxes - a lot of times they are just a plain white box, but this one did. (The printed stickers are a reminder to film an unboxing video) It's very beautiful! The writing on the box says, Goodbye Jianghu, which is certainly apropos to the concert.

I didn't have a box card in my box, which is too bad, because it would have been lovely to have this a pic of the fig with this art in the background. So I kind of made one myself with the header pic. I think it turned out really nice, but you can be the judge!

Material: Resin

Fig Count: 205

Scene Count: 18

Rating: Endless Happiness

[link back to Master Fig Index for more posts]

#zhang zhehan #word of honor merch #word of honor concert #describe yesterday's performance in a four word idiom #欢乐无限 #endless happiness #人菜瘾大 #bad at singing but enjoy doing it #junzhe

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4rsyn · 22 days

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Just got home from my eclipse road trip! My parents and I drove to Dayton OH to see it - about a 2hr drive for us. My sibling is up there, so we hung out at a mall near their work and they popped over to join us for the big event. There were a bunch of other groups hanging out in the parking lot with their chairs and picnics - when it reached totality everyone cheered :)

This was the best my phone camera could do of the eclipse itself :/

At least you can see it's a ring and not just a blurry dot?

My pics of the cool shadows were a little better tho!

I wasn't prepared for how quick it was - these two pics were taken just three minutes apart! Like, you could tell something was up with the light, but it didn't seem any less bright until it suddenly dark. The temp. also noticably dropped as it reached totality.

All the geese also had a little scream when it went dark, which was funny. Idk if they do that at dusk?

It was all very, very cool. I'm so glad I got to see a total eclipse! I don't know if we would have gone if it was more than just a days away with how uncertain the weather is this time of year.

Fun trip but now I'm so so tired

#And we only had to swerve to the shoulder so I could be carsick once on the drive home!#eclipse #2024 eclipse #hafta do image descriptions later when I'm on my 'puter #Idk why Ohio makes me so queasy #it's flat as glass and hella empty but they still like to put unnecessary right angle curves on the road every couple miles #just to keep you awake?

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berlinbisque · 1 year

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Highlights: My Mini Barista

Mini Post bigger article had been pre-scheduled along with this post on www.lilacnights.com/post/my-little-barista

Click on the images for better quality, it looks best however in my camera roll cuz it gets rasterised once published on twitter or other social media apps

Part 1 I realised I wasn't the only one to be obsessed with bears 🐻 when as a grown up, I came across Ralph Lauren's mascot, we both love that classic British heritage style & Varsity, Ivy League stuff, well like minds think alike... I have a lot of items with bears on them, including my phone cover, a chenille velvet sweater, bedroom booties, socks... I can't resist anything with a bear print or motif. I got the small sign board for 250/- it was on special offer and it comes with a chord I wanted something small there as I already have a lot of paintings, the antler jar is for mini marshmallows and that Vintage Coffee Tin is one of my most favourite purchases, it was also on sale (599/-) and what's so special is that it has a golden metal latch instead of an ordinary lid, I wanted a tin box cuz they are lighter than ceramic ones so I got it to avoid weighing down the counter, the lid has a deep brown espresso shade in matte plastic, overall quality is really good, next, that Emerald green marble tray has beautiful matte golden handles which look very stylish and sophisticated. I was not able to find anything like that on other sites as in such handles in particular... I'll be getting golden spoons/stirrers to keep there (I wanted the antler ones but they are currently sold out, I wish I would've taken them earlier) the sprinklers are great too they come in a mini basket tray and I picked croissants & biscuits instead cupcake cuz these look more realistic and croissants go better with coffee and I'm very happy with my choice cuz they look even more cute in real life, better than the photos. I'll be keeping another small creamer for condensed milk (cold coffee).

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Part 2 This table is my favourite, I won't weigh it down much, it comes with a small section at the back for cable wires and chords and you can use them in a concealed manner by keeping the cover which also has a slit for tablets, iPad etc. I can use this table later on as a writing desk or work station. I'll be keeping it clean and covering all the necessary areas with lilac and cream coloured table mats (they are intricately woven with golden metallic thread) and adding a mini wooden rack below for Syrups and Fudges - for now I have picked Caramel & Chocolate fudge and Dark Chocolate Cookie & Vanilla. I also added this mini Turkish pourer (click on it to open the pic) for warm Chocolate Sauce 450/- I managed to get that Barista bear somehow as RL's bears were obviously very expensive and this one was not from the kid's range, he has a gingham shirt in the same green colour & grey dungarees, it's difficult to find good quality Teddy bears in India (they are usually very garish, either red, yellow or magenta, maroon :/ or cheesy for gf/bf 6 ft tall) but I managed to get this one, I also realised I had a refund voucher of 500/- since 2019 luckily they had kept it there so I was surprised when I saw the total bill amount, my bear just costed me 590/-

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That is my Barista Bear... doesn't he look straight out of Ralph's Coffee shop? I was a bit worried about the rose but now I feel it'll add that old world charm as in it reminds me of those romantic novelty gifts you would get in the 90s.

Xoxo

Zara Sauleh

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vainilla-milk · 2 years

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masterlist | 2. tell me your wish | next chapter

tw: confrontation, mentions of catfish, scam, swearing

tags: fluff, sfw

wordcount: 3.7k

♫ playlist ♫

Unpleasant.

Pedantic.

Unbearable.

"Girl, I admire your patience" Hitch commented.

Two days after that terrible night where you went out with Daz, you met with Hitch at a coffee shop to tell her everything that had happened. She listened to you attentively, being very expressive with her face and giving her opinion from time to time.

"I would have left as soon as he revealed he wasn't that handsome blond man in the pictures" she continued. "Too bad, besides he made you pay for dinner" her face turned to one of disgust before she brought the glass with coffee to her lips.

"I know" you replied back holding your face in your hands, waiting for the coffee to cool. "But if I had left, I wouldn't have met the real Reiner" your cheeks turned pink at the thought of him, Hitch looked at you raising an eyebrow.

"Details, now" she emphasized on the NOW.

And of course, you delighted her by continuing your story. You had left off at the part where you agreed to let him drop you off at a place near your house.

If only you had been using your phone camera when you told her about how you had to push the van for an hour when it ran out of gas in the middle of the road, the grimace and perfect "O" that Hitch made with her lips was picture-worthy. You could feel the indignation radiating from her.

"How fucking dare he! Unacceptable, absolutely UNACCEPTABLE"

You narrowed your eyes looking down at your coffee as you remembered with distaste the cold, aching feet and the dirt from the van on your hands.

"Yeah, that wasn't cool at all" you told her. "And maybe how much longer it would have taken us to get to the gas station if it wasn't for someone arriving to help us"

"And when does Reiner come into this?"

"Now" you couldn't help but smile. "It sounds crazy, but the last thing I expected at that moment was to see the real person in the pics on that tinder profile."

You told her about how it shook you up when you saw him, the excitement that came over you but quickly faded as you remembered that he doesn't know you and probably couldn't care less about asking you out.

But then he offers to give you a ride home, not before making a pizza stop and asking for your number and Instagram.

"It was so good, I wondered if I was dreaming, but I wasn't," you say smiling dumbfounded. "This coming Saturday I'm going on my date with him."

Hitch's eyes sparkled and squealed with excitement, even making you embarrassed.

"At least you've met the real one, I hope everything goes well" she smiles at you.

You grabbed a couple of boxes of your favorite cereal to put in the grocery cart, you sighed in love and had a good countenance, you weren't going to deny the excitement you were feeling about the date you would have with Reiner in the next few days.

You felt like the protagonist of a fairy tale, with the fact that the real Reiner showed up to save you from that disastrous night where you had been conned by Daz with his identity and made you live the worst date of your life, it was as if you had been rescued by a prince.

It had been an hour since you had met with Hitch, you decided to take advantage of your return home to go to the supermarket and buy the groceries you needed, among other things. You had been tempted to go to the mall to look at some new clothes to wear on your date, but remembering that you had to pay at that fancy restaurant a few days ago, you decided to avoid spending any more money until you got paid again at work.

You walked down the aisle to go to the toiletries section, the smile that made you look like a teenager in love couldn't be taken away by anyone.

Except one person.

As soon as you left the cereal aisle, you saw a few meters away from you that guy you never wanted to meet again in your life: Daz.

He wasn't alone, there was another man accompanying him, they were immersed in conversation, but suddenly Daz turned his head in your direction and you ended up making eye contact with him. You wanted to disappear from the face of the earth.

You took off in the opposite direction from him as fast as your feet would allow, decided to give up on the idea of acquiring the personal items and go home early. You paid for everything you had thrown into the cart earlier and hurried home with the bags in your hands.

You didn't even want to look behind you, just in case.

You arrived at your apartment a little shaken, the feeling of discomfort had enveloped you and refused to leave you alone. In order to clear your mind, you set about sorting through everything you had bought.

When you finished, you checked your phone and smiled as you read that you had pending messages from Reiner. Technically you had been talking all day, even though you were slow to respond, the flow of your conversations had not diminished in the slightest.

You managed to read some messages where he told you about something crazy that had just happened at work, followed by his audio messages.

Reiner loved to send audios and you enjoyed listening to him too much, it gave you many sensations, although afterwards you felt bad for fantasizing about just listening to his voice.

"I was thinking about inviting you to my place after the date, we could watch a movie or play something, I have some video games" you heard holding your phone close to your ear, you smiled while biting your lower lip. "Or if you want we could play something like truth or dare, I don't know, I think it would be fun after I take you out to eat"

"Gosh" you snorted as you plopped down on the couch feeling the butterflies invade your belly.

You replied back to all of his messages, from his anecdotes to his proposals for when you would get together.

Was this really happening? Everything around you felt fantastic and enjoyable.

Reiner saw the notifications come through on his phone and responded to you instantly. He was getting out of the shower, his chest and abs were bare while his waist was wrapped in a towel.

When he saw you on the road next to his ex-high school classmate, he never thought he would click so hard with you. In just a couple of days you had talked as if you had known each other all your lives, although it was also creepy to think about how you knew him.

He was tired of the eternal beeps emitted by his phone, he doesn't consider himself at all someone aggressive or hostile, but learning that they have used his image to deceive other people was something that bothered Reiner extremely and seeing that now Daz was avoiding his calls was making him lose his patience completely.

He hung up in frustration after waiting five minutes, he was sniffling loudly and he could feel one of his eyes twitching. He called back again, if Daz didn't answer, Reiner would get his address to go to his house personally to talk to him.

Two minutes passed, Reiner was angry, but miraculously Daz finally answered.

"Hello?" he asked, Reiner felt irritated to hear him, but swallowed his anger and answered wanting to sound as calm as possible.

"Hello, Daz. It's me, Reiner"

He could almost assure a curse under his breath on the other end of the line. He gathered that Daz understood he was going to be confronted.

"Oh, Reiner!" he greeted nervously. "How are you?"

He rolled his eyes at hearing that false sympathy, however, he already planned to be direct with the subject, so he would put those cordialities aside.

"I'm fine" he answered her quickly. "I'm calling you to talk about what happened over the weekend"

Daz swallowed hard at hearing Reiner so serious, the night you helped him on the road he wasn't so affected when you told him in a rage that you'd been scammed online, to top it off, he also put you through the worst date of your life.

"Uh, about that..." he started to speak, but couldn't find a way to be able to explain why he had done it. Before he could continue, Reiner interrupted him short.

"What the hell was on your mind when you made a fake profile using my pictures and my name!?"

Silence.

Daz didn't have the slightest excuse to answer, plus hearing Reiner rage made him feel tiny.

"I'm so sorry" he muttered.

"Your apologies aren't enough at all. You could have gotten me into a lot more trouble!" he exclaimed raising his voice harshly.

"Yes, I know!" whined Daz. "I know I screwed up by talking to other girls using your image and name, but I was lonely and desperate!"

"Other girls?" repeated Reiner feeling the alarm bells in his head go off.

"Yes..."

"How many?"

"Lots and lots..."

Reiner was certainly concerned when Daz confessed to him that he hit on a lot of girls using that fake profile, but they were supposed to be just light conversations that didn't make it and were left on Tinder oblivion.

Once again his gaze goes back to the phone to continue texting you. He had already put on a t-shirt and sweatpants to sleep, the night didn't feel warm enough to sleep in his underwear as he usually did.

He hadn't been talking to you for many days, but sometimes the fleeting thought of sending you a picture of him after his shower would cross his mind.

"This is not right" he thinks to himself overcome with guilt.

He continued to chat with you until sleep began to envelop him, so he thought it was time to say goodbye to you.

He opened the chat he was having with you and pressed the button with the microphone icon to say goodnight.

"It's a shame to have to say goodnight, I was having an amazing time while chatting with you. I'm going to go to sleep. I hope you have sweet dreams tonight too, Dove"

Sent.

"Dove" you repeated cowering on the couch.

You weren't one to send so many audios and at this point if you opened your mouth only squeals of excitement would come out.

y/n: i had fun talking to you too, have a rest<3

You looked up at the ceiling after sending your message, you were smiling dazedly. After a few minutes imagining scenarios with Reiner in your head, you got up to take a shower and go to sleep.

You would have sweet dreams tonight.

A day passed, another day passed, and finally: the day of the date arrived.

You woke up early and invaded with energy, had breakfast and did the cleaning of your entire apartment. From time to time you sent a message to Hitch telling her about all your expectations for today, your insecurities, the clothes you were going to wear, among other things.

And Hitch of course only added to your hype.

The hours were passing too fast, Reiner was coming to pick you up at sunset to take you out to eat.

You had asked him to please not go anywhere fancy, he laughed and assured you that you would not go to such expensive places nor would it be a problem for you.

You started to get ready after lunch, you prepared your outfit, your shoes, you walked around a thousand times posing in front of the mirror to make sure everything was ok. Then you started to fix your hair, your shampoo and conditioner had left your hair incredibly soft, so it was easy to comb it and give it the shape you wanted.

You looked at yourself checking every detail until you finally made sure you were okay.

You grabbed your handbag and a jacket to wear for the night, locked your room and sat down on the couch in your living room to wait for Reiner.

He told you he was five minutes away from arriving on your street, but you were so anxious that now it finally felt like the time was taking forever.

You took a breath so you could calm down, tonight everything was going to be fine.

Your phone interrupted your concentration, it was Reiner calling you.

"I'm here" you heard him say as you answered.

You left your apartment and went downstairs as fast as you could, you couldn't hide your happiness at all.

The breeze enveloped you both on the road, you chatted and joked while the radio played music in the background. You couldn't help but miss Reiner, you felt the need to appreciate his presence beside you.

Reiner for his part couldn't do the same while he was driving, he had told you how pretty you looked when you left your building and got into his car.

The trip had begun full of energy, as if you were teens again. Time seemed to stand still and that feeling only made you overflow with more excitement.

"We're coming" he says suddenly. You looked around trying to visualize the place.

Reiner didn't tell you exactly where you were going, he just explained that it was a rock n roll themed place.

In a few minutes, Reiner pointed you to the place, it looked pretty cheerful.

You both walked to the entrance and it seemed like everything was transported back to the 50's.

A waiter approached the two of you to greet you. He was tall, with short gray hair and his eyes were a rather pretty amber color. Suddenly the boy stumbles a little when he sees Reiner and looks at him in surprise.

"Reiner?"

You turn to look at your companion, he looked just as surprised as the waiter.

"Connie?"

"Man, I didn't know you were coming! You should have warned me!" he said.

You felt confused.

"Emm yeah, I mean, I didn't know you work here" he replied awkwardly and turned to look at you. "(Y/N), this is Connie, he's a friend."

"Hi" you greeted offering a polite smile, you were feeling a little self-conscious.

"Hi, (Y/N). I didn't know Reiner had a girlfriend" he smiled cheekily at you.

Your face reddened all over, Reiner's did too as he ran a hand over his face.

"Connie, no... We're not a couple" he answers him quickly even more awkwardly than before, you found it cute. You felt the urge to complement his answer with a not yet.

"Ohhh I see" he straightened his posture and rasped against his fist. " Okay, that's fine. Anyway, I'll be your host tonight. I'll direct you to your table and take your order"

"Thank you" Reiner replies as he regains his composure, you wanted to laugh, he was adorable.

When you were both seated, Connie handed you the menu so you could choose what you wanted. As you read the available dishes, you felt him come up to the side to speak to you with little discretion before Reiner.

"He can be a bit of a dumb with the girls sometimes, so bear with him"

Reiner arched an eyebrow observing the grey-haired boy. You didn't feel so self-conscious anymore and wanted to laugh at the interaction of the two men.

After ordering your meals, Connie left you alone to deliver the orders and serve other customers.

"It's a really nice place" you said looking around. Reiner gazed at you with a warm smile spread across his face.

It's hard for him to believe he's only known you for a week, he insists it seems like you two have been talking for your whole lives.

"Yes, it's approachable and the atmosphere is fun" he replied.

You smiled back at him, anyone who saw you two would make fun of you for looking like fools very much in love.

Connie came back quickly with your sodas and milkshakes, you were surprised at how big they were. You thought it would be smaller, still you didn't complain, the milkshake looked delicious.

You chatted some more while your meals were being prepared, Reiner could assure you that his smile wouldn't leave even if he got punched in the face.

You avoided looking at your milkshake so you wouldn't finish it all, you wanted to drink it at the end of dinner.

You could hear some remixes with Bee Gees songs all around you, you were so enchanted with the place.

Connie came back to you with your food and silverware. You had ordered a chicken sandwich with bacon and cheddar cheese, Reiner had ordered a double burger with lettuce and tomato, plus he ordered a side of fries dipped in cheddar cheese for both of you.

You could feel the drool run down your face at the sight of it all.

Connie tucked the tray under her arm and spoke to Reiner softly, yet at a volume that could get the message through to your ears but not to the other customers.

"I have condoms in case you forgot yours" he patted his shoulder before leaving.

You covered your mouth to keep from laughing so hard while Reiner was a mess of embarrassment.

"At least he's caring about you" you told him with amusement.

Reiner gave you a playful smirk as he split his burger, it was incredibly large just like your sandwich.

"You look like you're looking forward to it" he replied.

You drank from your soda without making eye contact to devise a retort.

"It's not really something I planned, but I'm not closed to proposals either."

"Careful playing with fire, pigeon" he averted his gaze from yours so as not to flare up any more, you' re still in too public a place.

"I'm careful with my footsteps, mind you"

You both laughed low to calm the waters and began to eat, talking about various topics in between and listening to Connie tease Reiner every time he passed him.

Tonight couldn't get any better.

After a long chat, you both finished your meals and were drinking your milkshakes. You felt like you were going to explode, but you didn't care, the milkshake made your taste buds orgasm from how delicious it was.

Reiner had finished his and was dedicated to contemplate you, in a couple of occasions he asked you to pose to take pictures of you that he would post on his Instagram stories. You gladly accepted.

When you finished drinking your dessert, you thought you wouldn't be able to get up, but you had no regrets. It was an excellent meal.

You finished resting, Connie brought you the bill. Reiner paid for dinner but not before ordering a dessert to go, you looked at it curiously but without asking.

Connie returned with the packed dessert and handed it to Reiner, you two got up from your table and said goodbye to him. As you started to walk, Reiner put one of his hands on your lower back. Your cheeks turned a slight shade of red, his touch felt good.

The two of you were chatting after walking out into the parking lot until you spotted Reiner's car, who handed you the wrapped dessert as he pulled out his keys.

Out of nowhere a girl approaches you, or rather Reiner.

"Hmm... Excuse me"

Reiner looked up to run into the stranger, wondering what she wanted.

"Yes?" he frowned slightly his brow furrowed.

"I'm waiting for you to remember me"

You felt your stomach clench.

The blond man deepened his frown emanating confusion.

"No, I'm sorry"

You watched the girl's face transform into one of annoyance.

"You had asked me out on a date and you stood me up"

Reiner turned to see you almost shouting at you with his eyes that he didn't understand the situation at all. You didn't even know how to intervene. Suddenly Reiner remembered his talk with Daz.

Daz.

What a fucking problem.

"We're supposed to have met online?" he gently asked the woman, ready to explain that she was a victim of catfish.

"We talked on tinder"

Oh, you started to get the picture too. You weren't the only one Daz scammed.

"Listen, I recently found out that there was a person using my pictures and my name for online flirting" he explained calmly to her. "I'm really sorry about the situation, but the person you talked to wasn't me. It was someone stealing my identity"

You heard a snort with disdain as the girl smiled incredulously.

"Look, I appreciate your stupid attempt to trick me, but I'm done tolerating excuses where you pretend you don't know me just so you won't apologize for standing me up and owing me money" she spat looking at Reiner with contempt. "Did it help you pay for your girlfriend's fucking dinner?"

You both were shocked by his statement, but Reiner felt his blood boil as he realized that Daz wasn't totally honest with him.

"Did he ask you for money?" he asked with his jaw clenched, meanwhile you were starting to feel nervous. You wanted to intervene.

"YOU asked me for money, please stop lying and give me back what I lent you"

"The one who stole money from you is called Daz" you spoke up at last stepping forward. "He made me lose money too and-"

"You don't want to try to cover for this idiot" she looked at you with disgust and full of fury. "I just want my money back so I can get the hell out of here, I've been asking you for months."

You were annoyed, despite understanding her position. Reiner ran his hands over his face wearily. His mind made him remember that he has Daz's number, he could call him and demand that he fix the problem here and now.

But...

Daz was pretending he didn't exist so he wouldn't take care of all the trouble he created, he wasn't going to call him back.

But...

He would get his address.

He quickly pulled his phone out of his pocket under the watchful eyes of the girl and yours. He dialed the number of one of his contacts hoping she would answer quickly.

He felt blessed when he found a quick answer.

"Reiner?"

"Samuel, I need you to give me Daz's asshole address now"

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I feel like it'd be impossible to keep vampires a secret in 2021. In 2005 sure, internet culture wasn't as huge as it is now, everyone had flip phones with bad cameras, vamps probably could attend high school without too much hassle. But now? I feel like students would be secretly snapping pics all the time, posting the pale beauties on Insta and TikTok. Even a vamp just walking through a mall would get secretly filmed I feel. Social media is so crazy now, how would any of them stay low key? (1)

Plus the internet loves conspiracies. All it'd take is one clip to go viral because "Wow that's the most beautiful person ever" and then everyone who saw a vamp would be taking pictures like "omg this guy looks just like that other person" and then all the similarities would be pointed out. "Why are they all so pale? That eye color though! Look they have the same dark circles!" and it'd start a circus of "Can't be human, must be aliens! No, angels! No, fae!" How long til someone says vampire?

Yeah now that everyone has a camera in their pocket that is connected to the internet, secrecy is a lot harder.

And that’s not getting into things like the scanners at the airport, or now covid protocols like getting your temperature taken when going in certain places. It’s becoming increasingly complicated to go unnoticed. (Carlisle’s probably jumping up to the roof of the hospital and sneaking in some access door to avoid it. Had to forge vaccination records and hack into a database to add an entry).

I think most of them wouldn’t care too much about going more underground. None of them are going to be devastated to stop doing the high school thing. They’re going to have to wear hats and sunglasses a lot more when they do go out. The one who will struggle the most with this is Carlisle, as he obviously finds a lot of peace working as a doctor and if people keep taking videos and photos of him and he keeps going viral that’s going to be a problem. Maybe he’ll have to switch to something more behind the scenes like research, spend his time in a lab with other Serious People who won’t batt an eye about his Zeus’-younger-better-looking-brother-ness. But it wouldn’t quite be the same.

Also they gotta #%*&!@! change their names. I know fanon fixes this a lot, but given everything we get in the guide (that Edward, Esme and Rosalie knew Carlisle as ‘Dr. Cullen’ as humans) and in canon (what would the odds be that Bella just so *happened* to meet them when they were mostly using their ‘real’ names as presented in the Guide?) I’m convinced SM did not really think of this at all and these are the names they always use. My guess is she would say that SOME of them use different last names at times depending on what relationship they are using in a cover story (if Edward’s Esme’s brother, he’s not ‘Cullen,’ he’d be Masen or Platt, for example). But Rosalie was born Rosalie Hale and she was enrolled in Forks High as Rosalie Hale and that’s gonna have to stop.

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Wig

One-shot.

Get rid of that wig. It was all Erik had asked of his girlfriend, Mylen. Not all of her wigs, because she had a lot of them and most of them were nice. Just that one damned wig. It was a short curly jet black bob but the hair was straight and looked like plastic fibers. He hated it.

"Mylen.... Mylen.... Mylen.... Mylen.... Mylen," he called from her bed. She didn't wanna talk because he refused to go to her stuck-up sister's dinner party the previous night. He couldn't stand her fugly sister. Still, he'd fucked when he showed up to the apartment after the fact. Mylen was pissed, but she couldn't turn down the sex though she'd tried. He was too convincing. She was mad at him and herself now and punishing both.

She plopped the atrocity on over her fuzzy wig cap covered cornrows and adjusted the part to the side trying to gel down the stiff pieces she'd cut around the hairline. It didn't even look real, there was no scalp in the part. The hairline wasn't natural at all. He didn't know wigs, yet he knew it looked like she hadn't spent more than $2 for it.

"Baby, this the last time I'm a say change your hat. You look crazy."

"I'm not changing shit," she said dryly, adjusting and tugging the wig in the mirror as if it would magically sit right.

She KNEW it looked crazy. She wasn't dumb. What could she be seeing that he wasn't seeing? He looked back and forth between her and her reflection and couldn't figure that out. She was just being stubborn because she didn't wanna listen. She had anger issues like him and hated following orders, it was why she'd had so many jobs.

"You might as well wear a clown wig then. You'd look better than you do right now," he glared at her dark part. "You know if I ever did some shit like this you'd be on my ass."

"I don't know... what you're talking about," she muttered applying a thick coat of clear gloss to her heart shaped lips.

"Okay, you don't know what I'm talking about..," he shrugged watching her leave the bedroom. She was off to work. He shook his head watching her back as she left her apartment leaving him there without a kiss. All because she was mad. Whenever she got mad, she'd put on that stupid wig not caring how she looked but wanting to piss him off. She knew that wig was ugly. There were nice human hair wigs lined up on little white styrofoam heads in the room that he had to stare at all night whenever he came over, but she hadn't chosen one of them realistic ones. She went straight for that hideous thing knowing how much he hated whenever she wore it. It burned him up completely.

"She doing this shit on purpose," he mumbled. "Petty for no reason. All because you don't like being told what to do."

With no one in the apartment to listen to him complain, he washed up in her bathroom and threw on a fresh suit he'd purposely left there for times like this.

---

The day went on with Erik carrying out his schedule. An early meeting, a seminar, lunch, a briefing, and a file's worth of paperwork. Mylen didn't call all day and he knew it was her pride stopping her because any other day she'd call him around lunch. She'd call just to say she missed him. She'd call and she'd use her small voice, all sweet and little. She wouldn't allow herself to succumb today. She'd rather suffer and stare at her phone wishing he'd call in her stubbornness. He knew she was waiting.

He didn't call her either. He let her sit with her stubbornness and that ugly ass wig until he left work and went home, freshening up and changing into something casual before heading to her apartment again. By the time he got there, she'd be ready to talk or at least have sex again.

---

He unlocked her door letting himself in. He knew she was home and there she stood with an apple in her hand staring at him.

"Hey Mylen," he greeted, exaggerating his tone to see if she was still mad. She was. She bit into the apple and chewed staring at him before walking away into the kitchen.

"Mylen..," he called after her. "You gone talk to me one way or another. I have ways of making you talk."

"Hi Erik," she said flippantly.

"And drop the stank attitude, I let you take it far enough. You know I hate your sister. She hates me. You wanted us to fight because that's what would've happened since she can't control her mouth." Erik watched Mylee lean on the counter crunching on her apple. "Okay, act like you can't hear." She was back to ignoring him again, her crunching and smacking loud as if she could drown out his presence.

"Gimme this fuckin apple," he snapped snatching it from her hand and dropping it. "Tired of you ignoring me. This fuckin wig." He snatched it off of her head and she hissed.

"I had the comb in the front..," she growled rubbing at her scalp and removing the wig cap. "If you broke my hair strands, I'm chopping you in the throat."

"I'm a burn this shit," he snarled holding the wig in her face before tearing through the kitchen searching the drawers for a lighter. He found a blue BIC one and held it up to the wig.

"You send my wig into the ancestral plane, you leaving with it," she threatened with wild eyes, fierce as a tasmanian devil. He kissed his teeth and threw the wig at her face watching it ricochet to her chest and then to her hands.

"Fuck that wig," he growled snatching her waist into his grasp, digging his fingers into her skin when she tried to yank her body away.

"Fuck your hairline," she retorted struggling in vain.

"Shutcho ugly wig wearing ass up. I'm sick of you acting like a damn brat." He picked her up before she could get out another word and carried her into her bedroom, throwing her onto the bed and pulling at her clothes as she struggled, her stubbornness at its height. "Stop fuckin moving," he threatened putting the flame from the blue BIC in his hand down to the comforter. "If you feel like putting a fire out go ahead and keep struggling like I'm trying do something to you you don't want. You pissing me off. I will light a fire under ya ass."

She mean mugged him, her eyes narrowed but she stopped moving. "That's my girl.. You so damn mean.. Why you so mean?" He pecked her on the lips. "Hm?" A few more pecks and her eyes softened just a bit but it was enough for him to notice. "So stubborn," he pecked her with another kiss before moving to kiss on her jaw and her neck. This time he was able to get her clothes off and the most she did was huff and puff. He didn't care about that. She could do that until she turned purple if she wanted.

"You better be wet for me," he tipped his head peering into her eyes as he felt between her outer lips down toward the vagina. She was as he knew she'd be. She may have been angry, but she still couldn't turn down good dick. It didn't matter how much she mugged him. She was always ready. Even now. Pulling out his dick, he penetrated her watching her angry expression falter.

"Yeaaah," he dragged, "Stop acting like you don't like this dick." It never failed.

Soon the anger was completely removed from her face replaced by the expression that told him he was on her spot and to keep doing what he was doing. She grabbed his waist pulling his ass out of his sweats to grab and hold him closer.

"You want me to stop," he asked and she shook her head. "Words," he demanded. She only took his demands when she was horny and his dick was inside of her. That was when she became real agreeable.

"Don't stop, daddy.. please," she moaned gripping him as close to her body as possible.

"Trash that wig," he ordered, holding his dick and her orgasm hostage by pausing until she replied. She whined. This was the ransom yet she hesitated. "Trash. The. Wig." She tried to wiggle to feel him move but he held her still.

"I'll trash the wig, okay!... Fuck me," she whimpered and he continued to watch her face and her body, working her into her orgasm. Her attitude was gone.. for the next two hours and then she was mad again. Mad that she let him make her cum. Mad that she caved almost as soon as he'd gotten there.

When midnight came, she faced away to sleep and Erik rolled his eyes. He decided he knew his girl and the inner workings of her troubled mind and unbeknownst to her, he wasn't taking any chances.

2 AM he woke up and Mylen was fast asleep. Lifting silently, he snatched up that hideous wig and took it into the bathroom holding it over the toilet as he pissed all over it throwing it into her trash can. After washing his hands be felt better. He didn't care if she got mad about it. She was always mad. He slipped back into the bed and went to sleep.

---

When he woke up the next morning Mylen had already left. He went to the bathroom to piss and the wig was gone. Where had it gone? Had she taken it to the trash shoot?

Something told him to call her.

"What," she snapped. "I'm on my way to work."

"Yeah I know. What wig you wearing."

She sent a pic of herself flipping off the camera with that same damn wig on and he wanted to choke her. He hung up. He was done trying. He had his own morning to prep for.

---

It was about noon when Mylen called. She called the first time and Erik let it go to voicemail as he was typing at his computer, but then she texted him and called him and he answered.

"What?"

"I smell like straight up hot piss. What did you do to my wig!"

"I pissed on it. Anything else you need?"

"You're disgusting! I'm a piss all on your clothes when I get home," she threatened.

"And I'm a hold you down and piss on you, you irritating ass brat. Say I won't."

She couldn't because she knew he would.

"Don't come over tonight," she said.

"Nah, I'm coming over and we gonna fuck like we did last night and the night before. You said you wouldn't wear that wig and you lied now you smell like piss. Don't do stupid shit and we won't have a problem."

"I can't stand yo ass."

"Then have several seats," he said hanging up. She'd get over it.

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