#i’m deadly serious

[clericofinfamy]

damian priest - raw, september 26 2022.

one slap from him would fix me<3

#i’m deadly serious #i need him to ruin me #like #desperately #wwe #wwe raw #wwe smackdown #the judgement day #damien priest #señor money in the bank #wwe edit

[sk4rlette8008]

me when i finally get a hold of James Hetfield.

#i’m deadly serious #james hetfield #james hetfield is so cowboy #james hetfield x reader #james hetfield smut #james hetfield fluff #headlock #big arms #big bootie #metallica #cliff burton #kirk hammett #lars ulrich #rob trujillo #jason newsted #the noises were necessary

[gilligould]

what bob lacks in lips, he more than makes up for in eyelashes.

#i’m deadly serious #bcs #k.txt #200

[touchlikethesun]

i think i am percy coded but only in the sense that i would also willingly and repeatedly try to give my life to save annabeth chase

#i’m deadly serious #annabeth chase #like… what a girl!!! what and incredible precious loveable girl #she deserves everything she deserves the world i love her so much #percabeth #pjo #annabeth does also try to give her life for percy many times over not trying to undermine that #but this post is about my undying love for annabeth chase

[loulooser]

HI LOU MY WIFE!!! :D

HOW ARE YOU TODAY??? HOWS THE ALBUM???

ITS JUST THE ONE SONG BUT IVE LISTENED TO IT- *checks tally on the back of my left hand in smudged ink*- THIRTY ONE TIMES SINCE IT DROPPED

#i’m not joking #I’m deadly serious

[ab4eva]

I’ll be getting over you my whole life

#goddammit #my heart can’t take it anymore #my life is over #I’m deadly serious #ruined wrecked totally fucked #labrynth #taylor swift

[baronmpontmercy]

Ok enough dawdling time to try and draw some asscheeks

#I’m deadly serious

[elevenfifths]

i think visiting Minnesota Zoo’s discovery bay and just watching fish for a whole fucking day would fix me. just sit in that little half globe glass cut out by the eels or the dark underground room with the wall of glass looking into the tropical fish tank. maybe climbing through the whale shark’s jaw into that little area where you can touch the starfish.

too bad there’s so many people there that it’d be uncomfortably overstimulating and also it’s half a country away.

#i would fucking drive to mn just to fix my depression at this point #i would fucking wear a respirator to mitigate covid risk and wear fucking ear plugs for sound #i’m deadly serious #i’m really fully convinced this would soothe me deeply.

[idiotcoward]

Effluence- Liquefied

Holy shit… I don’t think I can summarize this one. I don’t even know what to say other then please. Please trust me. Please listen to it. I’ve never heard anything like it. It’s mind expanding. It’s good for your soul. Please Fucking listen please please pretty please. Please I’m so nice and sweet to all of you and ask so little. Please please fucking listen to this.

#now listening #album recs #metal #music recs #music #death metal #grindcore #classic album #brutal death metal #goregrind #jazz metal #avant garde métal #avant garde metal #metal album #metal recs #jazz #metal you have to listen to #I’m deadly serious

[lovegraqhy]

i need to kiss him immediately uhm

#hi if you see this #i’m deadly serious

[killiansprincss]

Not me seeing Colin is doing the 2 22 ghost play and immediately calling my bestie and seeing if she wants to take a random trip to Dublin to go see him

#I’m deadly serious #like looking up flights and everything #still the same obsessed fangirl I was like ten years ago #colin o'donoghue

[heatherelisabeth]

I feel like all I’ve done for ages is post negative things. Like they’re (hopefully) positive but also negative things, idk

[c-rowlesdraws]

I’m a soft and gentle pacifist by nature but if I ever meet the person who decided to allow ads on tumblr with FULL-VOLUME AUTOPLAYING SOUND I am going to pull off their fingernails

#tumblr ads #there’s one I keep getting that just BLASTS celtic-sounding rock music and it makes my heart rate spike every single time #it’s like a jumpscare that will also make you look like a complete inconsiderate idiot in public if your phone isn’t muted #fingernail trauma #if anyone needs that tagged #but I’m deadly serious #catie talks

[willowcrowned]

i have british english spellcheck turned on for the fic i'm writing right now and while i've been able to get used to almost everything, centre continues to torment me. why would you spell it like that. "centre." what are you, french? that's freak shit

#this is meant in good fun #except for the bit about the french. I’m deadly serious about that #willow’s wastebin tagxon

[daisyachain]

There are works which are not [genre] but works made that have read a lot of [genre]. YJ is not an anime but it is a cartoon that has watched a lot of anime. MTMTE is not a comedy but it is a space opera that has watched a lot of sitcoms. I’d like to learn the term for a work that is deep in conversation with a genre without belonging to that genre even as a hybrid. Specifically works that address, lampshade, satirize, employ genre signposts without obeying genre conventions.

#or another example. oofuri is a sports manga and it is also a bl and that’s perfectly fine #ao no flag is a romance and is not a bl despite hitting a lot of the bl tropes. it is a manga that expects you to know what a bl looks like #and it consciously evades that classification. the resolutions it chooses and the framing it uses aren’t right. aren’t the same #MTMTE is comic (hah) but unlike a true comedy the resolution never comes from irony or fun or a twist #discworld is a deadly serious fantasy AND a pure comedy because every book’s resolution is a trick of irony and deception. #each book is a 400 page joke that ends with a hell of a punchline. #MTMTE on the other hand resolves its arcs in a very straightforward way #there’s not necessarily a gotcha or a ‘you thought!’ even the plot twists are an act of drama rather than cleverness #so while MTMTE has a sense of humour it’s just a story with jokes rather than a comedy #I know I know Greek comedy blah blah in this post I’m using the modern sense of the term #kelsey rambles #or Star Wars—it’s a space western action series that has watched a lot of samurai movies (OT) and some wuxia (PT/EU)

[urban-swan]

Unpopular opinion: packing peanuts are honestly such a hardcore snack. They should make them into a cereal

#random shite #urban speaks #I’m being deadly serious I love eating packing peanuts #are they good for you? no #but do they taste nice and have a nice texture? hell yea