#i’m screwed

[mxiize]

can I mwah mwah mwah jinxy boo and missy, perhaps?

You dorks are gonna get me fired-

“Attention all customers of FazCo Entertainment!! Please keEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE MERCHANDISE!!! THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!! WHAT IN HIDS NAME IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!??!?

Ahem… Also, please know that everyone will receive one free small soda for Valentines Day!! Hurray, strawberry!!!

(Freddy, please stop “eating” the pizza. Parts and Services is fed up with you. The children can eat on their own.)

Thank you and have a Faz-errific day!

#mxiize #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf dca #dca fandom #I’m gonna get fired #I’m done #i’m screwed #dca community #digital aritst #sundrop moondrop #hijinks fnaf #mischief fnaf #please Vanessa #it wasn’t me #i promise #fnaf daycare attendant #feddy fazbear

[frilledshark-enthusiast]

I’m fine with one of the main Hazbin 6 dying as long as it’s not angel, or husk, or Charlie, or vaggie, or alastor, or niffty, or sir pentious

#hazbin hotel #I’m screwed #i really hope it’s not alastor #I guess I’d want it to be niffty #But I don’t want it to be anyone😭

[velvette3]

Let’s just all collectively say, that @lu-lus-duckies is pretty fuckin insane, and I wish them well. (Honestly, so are the people in @nunalastor ‘s ask box)

I may be a damn crazy person myself, but WORMS. INSECTS. That is my L I M I T of insane.

Hate bugs, always will. Especially spider. Absolutely not spider. Screw off all y’all (ANGELDUST IS HUMANOID LOOKING SO ANGEL IS NOT THAT BAD).

But Nein. No bugs. No mas. It’s absolutely fuckin RUBBISH that y’all just— casually. Insert worms.

I think I am the most sane. And all my friends have the nastiest jokes of all time.

What

The actual

Fucktardery is this hellsite…

Like, enjoy y’all insanity.

But I’ll be over in a corner

Eating popcorn and weeping.

Thank ya very much.

#i regret my life choices #i regret my decisions #wtf did i do #why did i do this #I’m screwed #fuckkkk #screw off #all y’all blokes #stfu #Nein #I’ll be in the corner now #eating popcorn #weeping #and laughing my arse off

[jemmo]

not to expose myself or anything but when pai got on his knees and started doing that to sky’s thighs i think i went to heaven

#listen #listennnnnn…….. #I have never seen a man so obsessed with his boyfriend #and so openly display it during sex it’s actual perfection #like pai really is just that guy who wants to adore every inch of him and can’t get enough of him and wants to be consumed by him #and that’s so beyond fucking hot of him #oh what has this thic man done to my senses #I’m screwed #love in the air

[sadiecoocoo]

Hello hello! I’m doing a thingy that I was originally going to do once I got to 100 followers just for fun but I’m impatient so I’m at least starting it now :)

Please read the entire post

I’m opening my writing prompts!!!

Idk how long I’m going to do it, maybe a day, maybe a week, maybe half a week, i haven’t decided yet and it’ll depend on how many people see this post.

While I am opening prompts, depending on the ones I get, I will likely only be doing one as of right now. But if I like the idea enough there’s always a chance that I’ll write it later :)

Rules

- These must be oneshots

- no proships, be it incest, pedophilia, or anything of the sort

- you must give me an idea for a fic, don’t just say what ship you want me to write about

- no smut

So what goes?

- fluff, angst, and whump

- could be a ship or family tropes

- cliches

- you may submit multiple prompts, though I’m likely to only do one at the time being

- anything else that wasn’t explicitly stated that was unallowed

What fandoms/relationships?

For platonic it could be familial figure tropes, good friends or found family! Also if you really want to see a ship that I haven’t listed just ask! Any that aren’t listed aren’t off limits as long as they don’t break any of the rules above. If anyone would like something from a different fandom, once again just ask, though it’s less likely that I’d choose ur prompt (try to make it a fandom that I’ve made posts or older fics abt)

Rick and Morty

Ships: Mortycest, Morty/brad/jessica, Morty/brad, Morty/jessica, Nancy/Summer

Platonic: any of the family, ie morty & Rick, summer & Rick, Morty & summer, etc

Ultimate Spider-Man

Ships: spideynova, parksborn, spideypool, spideyfist, spideyflash

Platonic: spidey & the ultimates, spidey and nick fury, spidey and coulson, spidey and wolverine, spidey and stark, etc

To submit prompts please go to my writing blog, @sadiewritingco and use the ask box there. It’d help to keep things organized :)

I don’t think there’s anything else to add… I’m debating on making a poll after the prompts are closed again to see what the favorites are, depends on how many I get and if anyone says if they would want a poll or not

#writing prompts #give them to me #oh god time to tag all the ships and characters #rick and morty #mortycest #oh god idk all the ship names #I’m screwed #brad #spaceballs.luv #ultimate spider man #spideyfist #spideynova #spideypool #parksborn #all those ship names are sm easier to remember lol #okay #SEND IN THE PROMPTS #also plz reblog so more ppl have time to send prompts if they want too :)

[could-transition-save-him]

Guess who just lost their disability! 🎊

/s

#breaking gimmick #ableism #the government sucks and I want to fucking die #20000 in debt #i’m screwed #please kill me

[birds-are-really-nice]

Live footage of me looking at my 12 missing assignments all due today that I neglected for a month

#saiki k #the disastrous life of saiki k. #斉木楠雄のψ難 #school #assignments #I’m screwed #memes #anime memes #school memes #saiki k memes

[wizardcurse]

thought I could do this but now I’m like. maybe I can’t actually

#first I have to survive the journey To the hospital #and then hope my medical trauma doesn’t kick in as I walk myself alone into a psych hospital. it probably will. no it definitely will #i’m screwed

[filmcel]

fake filmcel cuz i cant lock in on a movie rn

#captain’s log #guys i don’t think i have a good director name #i’m screwed

[genderlesseltrichentity]

My mom went to parent teacher interviews and im not very good at math so now she says i have to work 1-2 hours everyday working on math and might get all my technology tooken away if i don’t get better :(

#i’m screwed #vent post #i hate math

[lazorbeanz]

I’ve spent my entire arvo sticking lil cards with Bible verses on them, INTO my Bible…and now I can’t close it properly

ITS TOO PHAT 😭

#it’s got a magnetic closure sooooo #i’m screwed #sez says #christian things

[shinisahottie]

my therapist: what are your coping mechanisms?

me: I listen to music and go on walks

my therapist: cool. Anything else?

me: …I read wolfwren smut sometimes

my therapist: …

me: you said to be honest!

(this didn’t actually happen but I was thinking about how funny this would be but also very inconvenient)

#I’m screwed #im so screwed help #Don’t let my bf see this #They probably will #oh he’s gonna be so mad at me omg #Why did I post this?

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

You ever go through a test and think you’re doing well and then all of a sudden your professor throws a bullshit unit conversion at you?

#my dynamics final was today #I’m screwed

[natsukazesan]

24 hours till 1071 and im on episode 1005 rn

#one piece #I’m screwed #there’s no way I’ll be able to catch up in time #i really want to tho!!!!!

[ifonlyitwasmidnight]

I’ve got seven hours to write a full first draft of a horror story for school 🙃 someone wish me luck. Please

#if I can write that much fanfic in one night #I can do this too #right? #send help #😭😭😭 #i’m screwed

[sanjisblackasswife]

awhh please take good care of yourself, babes :( and take breaks when needed you deserve it 🫶🏽 🫂 drink water and eat well lovely!

Is it wrong that I feel guilty when I do take a break tho,💀

Cuz I did to play some sims and one piece odyssey and felt like crap for doing so NGL

Like I should have been working💀

#I’m screwed #ur so sweet I ain’t mean to say all that bro lmao #love u💕