#i’ve been exposed

[clingyduoapologist]

Green. Blue.

I'm one of the few people who interact with you who I think regard you healthily distantly, you go you strange little fiend

NO NO NO NO NO

#FUCK #I FLEEW TO CLOSE TO THE SUNNNN #I’VE BEEN EXPOSED #how will I water my plants in private now haha #anon you better start running #asks

[kaidans-alenko]

I know what happens like 4 pages from now but them c:

#I’ve been exposed #I actually like rahna #I know shocker #kaidan alenko #space prince

[rainyweeds]

I’ve been found out

#3nvyy talks #I’ve been exposed

[captain-ariel-rogers]

I know I mentioned the Scarecrow already but NEW THEORY Araminta's dad becomes Hush??? Maybe???

Only saying this because I googled Hush after seeing a movie theory and 1) surgeon 2) the name Elliott 3) hates Batman/ Bruce Wayne 😂

Those are literally my only two clues so I know I'm wrong but IT'S A THEORY

!!!

a very interesting theory 👀👀👀👀

all I’ll say is I am smiling like an idiot right now 😶

#I’ve been exposed #on my own spoilers #omo

[bayleymania]

your whole mjf thing reminds me of that one time some rando asked me "hey, do you like star wars?" and i made a face and answered "er, not really" completely forgetting i was, at the moment, wearing a star wars shirt under a star wars resistance-hoodie, carrying around in my backpack a star wars book with a paper lightsaber as a page-marker.

Okay, you win this game.

#I’ve been exposed #I hate MJF #You saying you hate MJF… #⬅️ new tag for this horrible game

[why-am-i-here-someone-save-me]

So @hiraya-rawr made a post about doing that one super long Genshin quiz and posted their result; and so naturally I was like “ah yes, this seems like a wonderful way to use the brief free time I have today” and so I went and did it too

Y’all I’m scared.

Am I gonna have to deal with a Paimon now?

Cause I can’t guarantee I won’t commit manslaughter pixiesslaughter(?) if so. 0-0

Smh I hate how accurate this was because jfc I AM the one goin around trying to solve problems for little to no reward.

I just want people happy ya know? Life is hard enough; might as well be a bright part of someone else’s day yeah?

#genshin impact #this wrecked me #I’ve been exposed #do I have to wear a crop top now #cause fuck that #brb gonna go climb a building #maybe go reverently touch a statue #hope I get some plot armor

[the-dragon-mizu]

shuffle your favorite playlist and post the first five songs that come up. then copy/paste this ask to your favorite mutuals <3

nahhhhhh buba really be exposing my whacked out music taste.

im honestly surprised there’s no sleep token

#music #magna carta cartel #the beatles #the lumineers #my music taste is wild #i’ve been exposed #mizu answers

[raplinesmoon]

did not mean to reblog that Han post to main ooops

#I’ve been exposed #isi rambles

[dumplingsjinson]

List of “sweet and intimate actions which make me go feral and have me folding like a folding chair” prompts 

Character B carding their fingers through Character A’s hair and playing with the strands.

Character B peeling back the neck of Character A’s turtle neck sweater to trail gentle kisses down their neck. (This!! It is so hot, and it's everything I didn't know I needed until now, and I cannot stop thinking about it wlkfnlkwe)

Character B placing their arm around Character A’s waist while in public, resting their chin on Character A’s shoulder. “Hello,” they say in a teasing tone as Character A tries to grab ahold of their hand to keep it there but fails a few times before successfully doing so. 

Leaning against each other while in public.

Spooning and back hugs.

Character B letting Character A rest their head on their chest; lets them listen to their heart beat. 

Character B whispering sweet nothings into Character A’s ear.

Character B checking in on Character A to make sure they’re comfortable and okay with the way things are going; to make sure they’re not being too much. “You’re not,” Character A would reassure, repositioning themselves to get closer to Character B.

Just cuddles and snuggles in general.

Neck kisses.

Kisses littered all over the face. (!!! It's one thing to read about it and one thing to experience it wlejbfewljn)

Character B tucking Character A’s head under their chin while they’re cuddling.

Character B nuzzling their neck and breathing in Character A’s scent/fragrance, and commenting on how nice they smell.

Character B making sure Character A gets home safe by driving them home.

Character A telling Character B to message them when they get back home safe, and once Character B gets home, they follow through by sending a message to let Character A know they’ve gotten back home safe.

Taking naps together, from day till night, waking up every now and then to get more snuggles in. 

That soft exhalation of adoring laughter leaving Character B’s mouth after kissing Character A (this shit had me folding so fucking hard it’s not even funny. I Am Weak). 

That soft exhalation of laughter once again just because Character B is so content with having Character A in their presence, and Character A just basking in how cute that sound is and how happy it makes them. 

Character B entangling their legs with Character A’s, pressing their bodies flush against each other’s, leaving little to no space between them. (It’s almost like they can’t get enough of Character A.) 

Kissing so many times, to the point where they lose track of how many times they’ve kissed already. 

Holding hands and lacing their fingers together while they’re cuddling.

Comparing hand sizes and giggling about it together.

Character B stroking Character A’s hair while they’re asleep. (Or uh, pretends to be asleep DJSKKSKDSK but it’s so FUCKING CUTE WHEN HE DID THAT IM GONNA SCREAM, me thinking moments like these only happen in Korean dramas or some shit anfkakfksk-)

The sweet little banters in between; Character B being all cheesy and Character A playfully deflecting their comments only for Character B to playfully push back with an “Is something wrong with that?” or “But I’m not lying.”

Falling asleep in each other’s arms, both not wanting to leave the bed for the entire day and wanting to stay comfortably snuggled up against each other instead.

Character B placing their hands on Character A’s shoulders, and Character A, with a grin on their face, gently grabs Character B’s hands and wraps their arms around their neck while leaning back into them. Character B reciprocates by hugging them closer to them.

The soft noises of content Character A makes when they snuggle closer to Character B, or when they want Character B to hold them closer to them, with Character B happily obliging. 

Character B rubbing their cheek against Character A’s.

Character B trying to not wake Character A up because they look so comfortable when sleeping. (His words, not mine.) 

Soft, repeated pecks on the lips, causing Character A to laugh/smile against Character B’s lips. 

#long post #again these are things i’ve experienced w/ cat guy that day #personal once again #me as character A and him as character B #not me exposing myself like this on a public platform wlkjfnefn #but then again i've got no shame left in me after all the rambles and vents i've been doing sOOO... #writing prompts #otp prompts #prompts #writing scenarios #cat guy chronicles

[afrophunk]

Bruh I literally just got here, how am I one of the top Yamcha blogs

#mutual showed this to me #I’ve been exposed #how’d I already get here #I didn’t even know who he was like a month ago

[residentfluffdaemon]

'beauty through pain' sounds like something a masochist would say love

- :)

…yeah? and?

#I’ve been exposed #shroomie shenanigans #echo my love

[communistkenobi]

maybe I’m just deeply ignorant but why didn’t people on tumblr do insane johnlock shipping with these two guys instead. like I feel like this is the more obvious choice of white guy to salivate over. this movie came out in 2014 but I don’t think I’ve ever seen or heard another human being talk about it

#I don’t even know how to search for it on tumblr either #again like maybe I’ve just not been exposed to this at all #but I was in the trenches of spn fandom and literally never saw any mention of this #it was all bbc shit

[2deadkat]

i'd love to hear ur complaints abt modern geronimo! If u'd like to share that is

Thank you for asking anon, I’d love to share and you have inadvertently entered the dragon’s den/lh

But fr tho, it’s a lot. It’s mostly pertaining to the writing.

The reason why I hate modern Geronimo is in the biggest nutshell possible, they screwed up the original dynamic for the Stiltons, a majority of the books is just one big game of Geronimo torture porn between the other characters, and overall a lot of wasted potential for unique interactions between the wider cast and the rest of the Stiltons as its limited to just Geronimo himself. Hell a lot of the plots could have the input from the other Stiltons if they were brave enough. And there seems to be a new character every few books and there’s no rhyme or substance to it anymore. Since when did trap reproduce???

And you’re telling me von Volt has another relative???? Yk at some point you just stop reading the books. Oh and do not get me started on the Thea problem…

Let me start with the Stiltons real quick, somehow they got worse by watering down their personalities to a bunch of cheap jokes.

What made the classic (or early) books work was that the whole point of Geronimo’s character is that yes he’s a wimp, but that’s because he’s a tired boss who gets dragged into his family’s shenanigans, and by extension his friends and allies around him. Everyone has some eccentric personality that shocks or baffle him in some way, and that’s where the comedy comes from. He’s able to stand on his own because of his duties and eagerness to stay in his comfort zone is where the meat of the interactions come from.

His family especially Trap and Thea were meant to be respective foils to him. Trap consistently bullies him and Thea is meant to be the direct opposite of him, she’s the driving force in the group and has more pants to cover up what Gerry doesn’t have. She’s the one behind a lot of their adventures or scoops, hell she’s also the one who keeps finding them in the first place and drags her family and connections into them which makes sense because that’s her job and also where a lot of the plots start from. She fills out the spots that Gerry doesn’t have. Trap is just pure comic relief and is basically that outside force to the group. Hell the two even have a dynamic of their own where’d they just fight over the most trivial things and that makes us side with Geronimo more because of the ridiculousness of his family, that’s what made it click (to me). Highly recommend you read the early books, it shows the strongest character imo (#1-20).

Now Geronimo has all his autonomy stripped away and he’s been reduced to a nothing but a punching bag for everyone around him. I hope I’m not kidding here but try reading a classic book (let’s say #7 or #26) and compare it to the writing in a modern book (let’s say #46 or #74) it’s very jarring. They put more emphasis on different ways his day is ruined and give him no room to breathe or stand on his own. There’s just no charm to that anymore. There’s no fine line with his relationship with the other characters (Run for the Hills Geronimo is probably the worse one and represents everything I don’t like about the new dynamic)

Now over time that initial draw to action is also done by Trap, which I thought was cool because it still plays into the idea of Geronimo’s family dragging him into their shenanigans and the motives make sense to him specifically. It’s like he keeps getting calls from his relatives on schemes which is fun. But the more you keep reading the modern books the dynamic gets skewed over time and here’s the part I’ve been waiting for…Thea gets shelved completely. And now it’s somehow the GOD DAMN GINGER BROS SHOW?????

Now I think about it, Trap used to be a lot more clever in the classic books as well, he’s essentially a bumbling fool who keeps falling into the wrong situations to make a quick buck which slowly backfires on him. If you know me that well you know I’d call him a less scummier Grunkle Stan. The fact that there’s no Thea to balance it out or at least ground the dynamic to some level feels really annoying now.

You don’t really see much of her anymore as she’s either smiling at the back or doesn’t say more than five lines anymore, which is baffling because she’s the one who can pick up the pace the most. I really wished they showed more of her involvement again…They’re a trio, not a duo…and the books are suspiciously phasing her out to make room for the ginger bros fail routine and it ultimately feels very empty…there’s not much acknowledgement or involvement from her really like they could say she’s busy at mouseford or something but nope! Shelved completely without an explanation or a missed opportunity for a tie-in mention.

So far the only redemption I see is the Mayan Mystery one and the Soccer one where she had a more integral role which are way more recent but it still bothers me that they just shelved her for a majority of the modern run.

Listen if the modern books weren’t cowards she would SOLO all these people

she’d probably have an interesting dynamic knowing that she gets along with everyone well and is technically an adventurer. It’d be such a good parallel to her brother to play off of.

hell it’s even worse in the comics. Like there’s legit no acknowledgment of her at all, when trap is absent that gets an explanation but she’s just suspiciously…gone and the only time she does have a major role is when she’s used as a fake mask for a psyche-out to the villains (I’m sorry but if the comics are gonna pull that shit then I’m baited to believe that Thea and (cat lady) would have a homerotic switcheroo fight akin to Ms.Bellum and Sedusa. SHES THE TOUGHEST AND SMARTEST RODENT, USE HER GODDAMIT)

Idk man I tried reading some of the comics and it never worked out that much, again the dynamic feels suspiciously empty with zero acknowledgment. It’s not the Stiltons it’s just the fucking ginger bros for some reason. It doesn’t feel solid like it used to. I really can’t get into them which is a shame, and tbf why would I want to read a comic where Geronimo goes back in time and helps a colonist do his thing 💀

I’d be very happy if someone here can give me one good reason to get into them somehow, I want to like modern Geronimo, please/s

Look if there’s one character I don’t mind them putting in complete absence it’s probably the unaccompanied minors/s…Or Petunia which makes much more sense since she’s a family friend!

Look I actually like Ben and Bugsy as a duo, I think their whole concept is really wholesome, but the books don’t really push their parts that much, like there’s no meaningful interaction they have with the adults which is a lot of missed potential that or it’s just limited to Geronimo. Like listen I get that the whole point of the books was that it was from Geronimo’s perspective, but it’s not like everyone else was just “present”. They had more active roles and Gerry would just write all his observations down. You want a good example? The Mona Mousa Code.

Still…Benjamin had more charm and a bigger role in the classic books…that boy can hyper fixate and master niche skills in anything and was the emotional rock for Geronimo. But now he just goes along with his uncle being a punching bag routine :/ and I KNOW they could do a lot more for Bugsy here, especially since the paws are practically family friends.

—-

But you know…I’ll do give it credit here this era has one of my favorite art styles in the series and notably the one I grew up with the most (classic books illustrations still hold more charm imo) but the way action and expression is illustrated is just *chefs kiss* there’s a certain bounce to it that makes it so memorable.

And I’ll do admit all those geography facts (even if it’s just basic facts I mean it’s a kids book) and long detailed lists or charts about a characters detail is really cool and somehow makes it more immersive.

And it’s really nice to see the universe get expanded.

But overall, the writing is not the same anymore, the original dynamic is screwed up, and lots of missed opportunity to round up the cast together. It’s either empty or I’m just getting too old…Maybe I’m just nostalgia-biased in different areas who knows. But that’s pretty all my thoughts I can pull out.

#I now understand how it feels to be a Simpsons or a SpongeBob fan #I would not be suprised if the modern books are written by ghost writers #I could use this in a four hour long video essay #I would if tempted hard enough #thinking about what a friend said I wonder if this would expose the way I characterize the stiltons #been holding this out for a while and also I’ve been busy #trying my best not to fume at the mouth #hope you like me rambling Anon #Keith answers #mouseposting #geronimo stilton #thea stilton

[anotherdescentintomadness]

YiZhan Parallels: This WYB // This XZ

Sharing parallels, coincidences, and vibes from my bsky account, because we need more love in this fandom and in the world in general.

#yizhan #wangxiao #wang yibo #xiao zhan #With all the anti shenanigans lately #I’m feeling in a mood to celebrate YiZhan. #Maybe in other places on social people are exposed to toxic anti sludge #but I’ve curated my tl so that unless I go looking for specific news on terrible anti behavior ALL I SEE IS LOVE #It’s one thing I really appreciate about the turtle fandom: in the spaces I occupy at least.. it’s all about love #Abundant thinking.. celebrating love.. appreciating beauty.. honoring and holding space for two people who love each other #So I decided to share these *coincidences* and parallels that I post on my bksy #Mostly so I can have them all in one place. But I thought some of you might like them too #Wang YiBo talks about love all the time #How powerful it is. How it can inspire us to greatness. How we will always prevail if we have love in our hearts. #If Wang YiBo can act in love after all he’s been through we can too right? #Let’s follow the advice of our Heart-Shaped Boy #Love over all

[dimitrscu]

*Glances between Malenia Blade of Miquella Who Has Never Known Defeat and Dame Aylin The Nightsong and Daughter of The Goddess Selûne* I’m sensing a pattern here

i don’t know what you’re talking about

#IVE BEEN EXPOSED #look big strong women who protect you with their life and would also [redacted] you till you can’t walk? #guaranteed to have me on my knees wagging my tail is all i’m saying #but jokes aside i do have a thing for knights/guardian types who are loyal and protective #oh and are also shit hot with a sword #actually looking back the last 3 characters i’ve been into all pretty much fit into that category #i am nothing if not predictable #anonymous #answered

[fucklestat]

My headcanon is that Louis and Lestat DID hook up during the Mardi Gras party. We just didn't see it. The sexual tension was too wild to ignore. I don't think they did. When they went back to the coffin room to change into their cute little white shirts, Louis gave him one last good time. I just know it.

The only evidence I have is that Lestat comes back out of the room with his face wiped CLEAN. No blush, no eyeliner, no lipstick. The campiest queen in New Orleans. Barefaced and butch at his own after party?? Sus.

Meanwhile Louis is still in a full face of make up. They both changed in the same room, but only one of them washed their face. So that begs the question: What was on Lestat's face that wasn't on Louis's? Because between the two, Louis is the least likely to keep the make up on. But he did. And Lestat didn't. Why 🧐🤔

Because he gave Lestat the De Pointe Du Lac supersoaker special. Full blast. Right in the face.

THIS is the kind of investigative journalism we’re lacking in our society. thank you for your service 🫡

#giving lestat a pearl necklace to match to match his fancy clothes. what a good husband #also not to expose myself but i’ve been lowkey attempting to write a mardi gras goodbye sex fic for months #but work burnout + procrastination + seasonal depression are not conducive to finishing things #maybe this will give me a kick in the pants so thank u <3