So while The Book of Love lyrics as a whole may be the end of me, I'm particularly not coping with the line "And instructions for dancing".
Ya know, like the way Aziraphale got his instructions for dancing from a book. A book he uses to express his understanding of love to ask Crowley to dance.
Brb just gonna lie down for 4-6 business months.
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Paulson’s AHS Characters As Bake Off Contestants:
Welp. I watched eight seasons of Bake Off in about three days and this happened. Enjoy 😂🙈
Billie Dean
The attractive baker. Prue’s favorite. The surprise lesbian that doesn’t come out until episode three (and I mean you were invested in her because she’s stunning, but now she’s definitely your favorite). At least two bakers have a crush on her and drop everything if she needs help. Never dresses practically for baking. The only one who doesn’t sweat when the tent gets hot. Surprisingly makes it to the final
Lana
The scholarly baker. Somehow always ties her work/degrees into her interviews and package. Always good at technicals because she can follow a recipe like a boss. Tries exotic recipes but they don’t always work. The only one to get clean lines on her Battenberg. Should be in the final, but gets voted off unfairly because she has one off week
Cordelia
The perfect baker. Gets star baker at least three times. Is first in technical at least four times. Sits in front of her oven. Definitely planned ahead. One of those rare bakers whose concept art actually looks like what she makes. Always hugs the person who gets voted off. She wins the whole thing
Bette/Dot
The vegan baker. They don’t actually bake vegan, but they make all of their bakes “half and half” (two separate bakes smashed into one cake/biscuit/pastry) even when it’s not practical. You know they’re going to be a problem from the first episode, but they miraculously don’t get voted off first
Sally
The messy baker. Always spills things or accidentally smashes half of her cakes. Her flavor saves her every time. Will lace everything with alcohol. It always works.
Audrey
The old lady baker. Has the refinement and coziness of a 70 year old grandma who has baked for her family all her life. Her technicals might not be great, but her showstoppers are always top. She’s that baker that does things “her way”, that gets an “interesting” from Paul on her unconventional process, and then blows him out of the water every time
Ally
The mom baker. Talks about how much she loves baking for her kids at home, but is actually a complete disaster. Gets a handshake on her first signature challenge, and it’s all downhill from there
Venable
The silent but deadly baker. She keeps to herself and minds her own business. The one that you note on the first episode and then kind of dismiss until the halfway point because she’s always at the top and you never have to worry about her. Always knows the unusual technical recipes. Bakes with exotic flavors but it’s always stunning and unusual. Definitely in the finale
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https://www.tumblr.com/cementcornfield/738893871446212609
Ja’Marr when someone else makes Joe laugh.
Ja’Marr realizing that he won’t see Joe for months.
lol oh noooo 😭
don't worry they'll do a bit of throwing together, watch ufc at joe's, maybe go to an LSU spring game, text about crawfish boils....
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Cool, cool, everything is great, now is absolutely the best time for someone to have hacked my checking account and now I have to have the account frozen and an investigation into the fradulent charges. 🤪
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RESULTS ARE IN!!!
Let’s see how I did... My predictions vs. my vote(s)
Entries in italics were not nominated for that category
BEST PICTURE
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once ✅
My Vote: The Quiet Girl
DIRECTING
Prediction: Daniel Kwan & Daniel Scheinert (Everything Everywhere All at Once) ✅
My Vote: Colm Bairéad (The Quiet Girl), Zach Cregger (Barbarian)
ADAPTED SCREENPLAY
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front ❌ Women Talking
My Vote: The Quiet Girl
ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once ✅
My Vote: The Banshees of Inisherin, Barbarian
LEADING ACTRESS
Prediction: Michelle Yeoh (Everything Everywhere All at Once) ✅
My Vote: Cate Blanchett (Tár)
SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Prediction: Kerry Condon (The Banshees of Inisherin) ❌ Jamie Lee Curtis (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
My Vote: Kerry Condon (The Banshees of Inisherin)
LEADING ACTOR
Prediction: Austin Butler (Elvis) ❌
My Vote: Brendan Fraser (The Whale) ✅
SUPPORTING ACTOR
Prediction: Ke Huy Quan (Everything Everywhere All at Once) ✅
My Vote: Ke Huy Quan (Everything Everywhere All at Once)
INTERNATIONAL FEATURE FILM
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front ✅
My Vote: The Quiet Girl, RRR
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
Prediction: Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio ✅
My Vote: Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
DOCUMENTARY
Prediction: Navalny ✅
My Vote: All the Beauty and the Bloodshed
CINEMATOGRAPHY
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front (James Friend) ✅
My Vote: Top Gun: Maverick (Claudio Miranda)
FILM EDITING
Prediction: Everything Everywhere All at Once ✅
My Vote: Everything Everywhere All at Once
PRODUCTION DESIGN
Prediction: Babylon ❌ All Quiet on the Western Front
My Vote: Babylon
VISUAL EFFECTS
Prediction: Avatar: The Way of Water ✅
My Vote: Avatar: The Way of Water
SOUND
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front ❌
My Vote: Top Gun: Maverick ✅
ORIGINAL SCORE
Prediction: All Quiet on the Western Front (Volker Bertelmann) ✅
My Vote: Babylon (Justin Hurwitz)
COSTUME DESIGN
Prediction: Elvis ❌ Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
My Vote: Elvis
MAKEUP AND HAIRSTYLING
Prediction: Elvis ❌ The Whale
My Vote: Elvis
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sometimes I'll be having a good day and then my brain will go "hey remember that time you fucked up and got your d&d character (temporarily) killed and then the dm made you sit through a funeral procession complete with mourning and eulogies without your consent or even just a heads up and then got mad at you for having a mental breakdown and accused you of using their campaign to act out your suicidal fantasies? yeah lmao you're a real piece of shit."
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I ordered a cold brew latte but they gave me just cold brew (no milk) so I went back to the cashier to very politely ask them if they could put milk in my drink because, well, I was expecting milk. and I also drank a bit already (because I wanted to check if maybe the milk just somehow settled at the bottom or something — no it really is just straight cold brew). it would be a waste to make a new drink so yeah, just add milk to my existing drink.
and I mean, they did add milk, but, you know. now it doesn't even taste good because it's like a very watered down americano with a splash of milk. which is NOT what the picture looks like, because I think the actual drink is supposed to have more milk and less water. but because my cup was still kinda full, they couldn't put that much milk in it. and like, it's fine, people make mistakes. I'll still finish the whole drink. I can drink cold brew, no milk. well I guess there's milk, but this is like... macchiato levels of milk. I'll drink it, but I am a little bit disappointed that I didn't get the cold brew latte that I actually pictured from their menu
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