#if i dont drown in hw

[letluigisaythefword]

god fucking dammit how did i accidentally pavlov myself so fucking bad. the only thing that makes me do schoolwork is putting on dream speedrun music 10 hours. it is the only thing that activates my Smart Brain. why did i do this to myself.

#please i dont understand #i dont even. like him #i just put it on as a joke once like 'oh haha speedrunning hw' and my brain instantly latched on to it like a drowning man to air

[hakaiart]

Make a pic of miku and make it say kys

hatsune miku would never say that 😤😤😤 love and peace on planet earth

#not art #delete later #i probably wouldnt have drawn it anyway but i dont take requests </3 i barely get to work on my personal art as it is #i was very tempted to draw miku going 'WHAT' and fuuta going 'but ID say that' but i am drowning under hw...

[darcymariaphoster]

Pirates and Mermaids

Relationship: (loosely) England/Spain

Word Count: 1588

If he doesn't pull this off, can he even consider himself a pirate? he thinks as he creeps around the side of the tent with a few other men. He knows where the creature is kept, and he’s determined to save it.

The story doesn't start there, but it is an interesting point. Antonio Carriedo is a renowned and feared pirate. His love for the sea and all its creatures has fascinated him for years, pushed him to disregard warnings and take to the waters. He’s one of the best at what he does. Stealing and lying are easy; practically second nature. He keeps a smile on his face, and everyone loves him. He can get who and what he wants with a nod or a beckoning with his finger. It’s a simple game, one that he never considered getting tired of.

Until he met him.

Antonio and his crew had docked in a not-so-busy port. It’s near sunset when they disembark, and yet the town is bustling. It’s the sort of town that’s used to seeing all sorts of characters. There’s some sort of carnival when he walks into town, and no one bothers giving him a second glance. Fairly unusual when he’s on land, but not so much for a town like this, he supposes.

Read here

@hwsrarepairweek2022

#my shit #hetalia #hwsrarepairweek2022 #fanfiction #hetalia fanfiction #aph spain #hws spain #aph england #hws england #spain/england #tw drowning #tw abuse #i dont hate this but i dont love it either #its done tho #so theres that

[kuiinncedes]

gjfhgdnf

#bruhh i lowkey want my friend to shut up every time were like doing work togehter #she sings along to her music so much #not like full voice or anything just like when u sing along for urself but still #and lowkey this time it's like gotten louder over time and this time were not in the crowded loud ish study space #we're in a very empty quiet study space but there are a couple other ppl here #TT ik i could say something but idk lmfao clown #but like i also just dont understand it like even if i was comfortable w singing in public or whatever #yyyyyyyy are u singing out louddddd in a space w other ppl who r trying to study/do hw/whatever TT #*texts her* queen ily but shut up <3 #im probably not gonna say anything and just be a little annoyed myself and probably let her keep annoying the other ppl here #idk!!!!!!! lmfao bro #anyway :''') let's write some essay maybe probably not lmfao TT #im blasting Iindsey stirIing music to lowkey try to drown her out <3 #its not rly loud enough bc i dont want to actually blast but #anywayydhyfhgkdjgnds ;-; #jeanne talks

[stirringwinds]

i'm curious if you have more yao headcanons?

I notice i've found it hard to pin down his character. there's either the hetalia canon version which is offensive to say the least, or there's like the fanon versions where he's sort of an accessory to the plot of other popular characters (most/all of whom are white characters, which imo is offensive for a whole other reason.)

i've been writing more induchu/indchu (whatever the indiaxchina pairing is called) lately and while hws india is almost an oc to me because of how little there is of him in canon, yao is a lot harder for me to write. also partly because i dont know as much as i should of chinese history (what i know is basically from an indian history context) and i havent yet had the opportunity to do some serious research. so i'm curious to hear your thoughts on him! thank you and have a great day <3

sorry for taking a while to get to your ask—but thank you for the great question! i'll cover some elements of both ancient/imperial and modern chinese history and certain themes/relationships with other nations that i think are really central to his character:

creator and destroyer: to me, Yao is akin to the Yellow River itself—a life-giving source whose waters and fertile silt birthed Chinese civilisation, but whose devastating floods have also drowned millions and destroyed dynasties. that’s exactly what he is to many of his neighbours—a cultural wellspring from whom they have learned much, but at other times, ruthless and terrible in his power—a conquering empire who has drowned other nations in his pitiless ambition. here, i’m integrating the long history of ancient and imperial China as an expansionist empire. it’s a crucial element of his character for me, because the Sinicisation of what were once independent, non-Chinese polities has moulded modern China and Asia. Yao’s cultural influence, technology, aesthetics and philosophies spread out across the world—but trade routes and diplomats walked hand-in-hand with power amassed through imperial conquest.

passions of the cut sleeve: so, this refers to a tale where a han dynasty emperor, who, rather than waking his male lover who had fallen asleep on the long sleeve of his hanfu, just cut through all that expensive silk so he wouldn’t be disturbed lol. sexuality-wise, it’s pretty much ironclad for me that Yao has had many romantic and physical relationships with other men too; there’s a long history of m/m relationships in pre-modern china. generally, i don’t see him being shy or flustered about sex—some fandom depictions of him as such feel uncomfortably orientalist. he’s very experienced after all those years.  

old—and proud: Yao’s pride is both a strength and one of his biggest flaws. in the Confucian hierarchy, seniority confers prestige and demands respect. it’s a strength because he ferociously clings to that sense of “I have lasted for millennia and seen more than many other nations have” during the most trying moments of Chinese history. that long history is fuel for him to spitefully and doggedly endure—such as during the Opium Wars, or World War II. it’s a belief in his dignity that roots him in place when the world turns upside down.

but it's also a major flaw, because Yao can be arrogant and disdainful towards other nations, especially from the sinocentric worldview of regarding China as the center of civilisation, with Korea and Japan at times being referred to as some variant of 'barbarian', much less other non-Han polities seen as an obstacle to Chinese expansionism. Lien (Vietnam) is someone he acknowledges somewhat as a peer in age, but boy, is it a fraught relationship, because of the huge number of wars they've had against each other. to Lien, Yao can be arrogant at times, but he's someone whose scheming and sharpness of mind aren't to be underestimated either.

“mandate of heaven” and political pragmatism: i see Yao being one of the most ruthlessly pragmatic nations when it comes to political ideology and economics—it’s a very Deng Xiaopeng “what does it matter if the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice?” today, he is not particularly emotionally attached to a specific form of governance. in ancient Chinese politics, there is a concept called “mandate of heaven” which was used to legitimise a king or emperor’s rule—but this isn’t the same as the european notion of the divine right of kings. because a Chinese ruler could “lose” that heavenly mandate and thus be justly overthrown—and wars, natural disasters and other crises were treated as indications of that. 'mandate of heaven' could of course retrospectively be manipulated by a usurper to legitimise his rule when (re)writing the history of the old regime by exaggerating its misdeeds, but nonetheless I think it’s a good reminder of many rebellions and revolts there've been in Chinese history. Yao is jaded to some degree—he does give a shit about his people, but he isn’t as idealistic as someone like Alfred might be (in the good and bad ways). he looks at things very pragmatically, rather than always through principle. if this is a system he has to live with, he will—for now. that’s the attitude I think he has towards many of his politicians: “to me, you emperors come and go, like the cycle of the seasons.” 

the old master and his protégé(s)—pre-modern china, korea and japan: imo, yong-soo and kiku are amongst his oldest and most important relationships, from antiquity to present. as intertwined as their history is, it always tended towards an unequal dynamic because Yao never quite regards them as equals. on one hand, they somewhat respect him for what he's contributed to their culture—but on the other, they were never completely free of being reminded of the imperial hierarchy and hard edge of yao's power. here, I’m thinking of examples like how the Korean peninsula was turned into a Chinese protectorate by Tang China, and how China crushed Yamato Japan during the Battle of Baekgang.

the silk road—india, persia/iran and rome: for all his cultural exceptionalism, i do think Yao respects these nations as peers. Rome, for example, was called ‘da qin’ (great qin), which mirrored how China was called ‘qin’ (from the qin dynasty)—despite the distance, Roman glassware made its way to China, whilst Chinese silk made its way to Rome. compared to Rome, Persia/Iran and India had an even bigger influence on Chinese culture—Iran, such as during the Tang dynasty: polo and Persian styles/aesthetics reached China, aided by Tang expansion westwards bringing it closer to the Persian sphere of influence. another interesting element is astronomy: Chinese astronomers worked alongside Persian at the 13th century Maragheh observatory where many discoveries about astronomy and mathematics were made.

as to pre-modern India-China: Buddhism is one really big cultural import absorbed by China; and I personally think that’s a large part of why Yao regards India more as an equal—in contrast to how he sees Kiku, Yong-soo and Lien (Vietnam). I think there’s a very scholarly dynamic in their pre-modern rship: India, in Yao’s eyes, is a sophisticated philosopher and mathematician lol—i base this off the enormous cultural exchange from Indian monks and scholars travelling to China, as well as how Indian astronomical texts, such as Aryabhatta’s works, were translated into Chinese.

the empire is dead, long live the republic: inasmuch as Yao's deeply steeped in tradition—he won’t die on the sword of it either. the 1840s—1910s is him going from crisis to crisis—but it was also full of Chinese political debates. about monarchies vs. republics, labour movements, revolutions and counter-revolutions, as Chinese people reacted to Western and Japanese imperialism. some Chinese revolutionaries, like the Boxers, rejected everything Western. others sought to borrow from British, American and Soviet models of governance. yet others, Sun Yat Sen included—looked to Meiji Japan. significantly, 1900s Japan became a hub for Chinese reformers linking up with sympathetic Japanese intellectuals/politicians, but also other Asian thinkers/revolutionaries, from as far as India, Indonesia, the Philippines and Vietnam. so if you’re interested in Ind/Chu, you can explore how they exist in the transnational dynamic of Pan-Asianism too. there’s the paradox of Kiku becoming an empire at Yao’s expense, whilst that very prestige he wins is exactly why many other Asians (including Indians and Chinese reformers) saw Japan as an aspirational model for a modernised Asian society that was free of Western domination. 

the old and the new: to end off, i think yao is someone whose facets are always fluid and shifting. how do i characterise someone who has lived for so long, and has encompassed so much sweeping history? to bring it back to the yellow river; rivers change their courses throughout history, sometimes very drastically, but we’d say it’s the same river. just as we aren’t the exact same person we were as children—but there is a thread of continuity, so it is for nations—just on a much longer time-scale. and i think that even though old nations like him bear the weight of millennia in a way that can be a jarring contrast to his deceptively youthful face—they’re also composed of the souls of their young people. he can be traditional, but he’s always moving with the times. he'll do traditional calligraphy, but he's reading manga and watching the latest chinese and k-dramas (even if he won't always admit it).

nowadays, he’s that older man in an expensive, well-tailored suit, probably smoking way too many zhonghuas despite the disapproving glances from younger chinese people, wearing an expensive watch or sunglasses. he can be kind of flashy at times and does he enjoy his luxuries. he's discerning and opinionated about the kind of food he likes, but he's adventurous and will try new things. in the 90s, he was confused by the internet, but now he’s extremely net-savvy, always using VPNs to get around the Great Firewall—and also spends way too much time on his phone on WeChat or Weibo. he can sound very cynical sometimes—but there's also a calm reflectiveness where he'd smile slightly and say, 'who knows what tomorrow brings?'

#hws china #hetalia #wang yao #long post #hetalia headcanons #hws japan #hws south korea #hws india #hws vietnam

[ladybrainrot]

oh! anything! the culture, food, fun stories and legends, the language, anything!

(and maybe how you see the hws character?)

okay okay okay i love talking about wales. so my headcanons for him are: - is he is 100% the eldest of all the UK bros - also i don't know what the fuck hima was thinking giving him blonde hair. that man has brown hair i DONT CARE - when ever england says anything out of pocket wales points at him and shouts "SAIS" (it literally means "English" but we use it in a derogatory way towards ignorant English people lmao) - he gets so BEYOND pissed when people refer to england and the United Kingdom or Britain - watches the rugby religiously with new zeland - big welsh independence supporter and has a Cofiwch Dryweryn key chain.

thats enough headcanons for now so let me give you a little history lesson about the term "Cofiwch Dryweryn". it translates to "remember tryweryn" which was a valley in north wales that was purposefully flooded by the English government in order to make a dam for English water consumption. This valley contained a town, people had to evacuate and that town, it is now completely underwater. there have been so many drowned villages because of the English government's lack of concern for the welsh people. although we do have our own government we don't get a lot of say and our welsh laws have to go through the English parliament first.

and wales himself is just filled to the brim with rage but he's chill with it you know

YIPPEEEE

anyway sorry for the long sorry and grammar mistakes. i love talking about wales hehehehhe THANK YOU ANON

#sorry it got a but sad but i have so many stories about that kind of stuff #aph wales #hws wales

[eyencogneyeto-polls]

hii, gong to talk abotu my lusus now because i tteat him better. =:) ehis name is dunkleostelusus and he has big teeth snd big eyes for his gnerllel shape. he lieks to eat trooslsl that get into this huuge environment we have detup for him but when we feed him food thatixnt civilians he wont eat unless he sees me. i had to actulslayl get viewports ssrt up ebcuasemhe kept on dleiberately drowning trolls when he couldnt seemme for a while. i dont relally need lussiiii due to hw iwa s raised but its more of a statuss symbol or a pet thats also a best friend.

eyem so sorry but theyes eyes a poll blog?

[pretend-of-beginning]

"once i took your medication to know what its likeeee and now i have to act like i cant read your miiiiinnddd iask you hw youre doing and i let you LIEEEEEEEEE but we dont have to TAAALLkkkk about it i can wlakk yuo hme nd prcticeeee methhhhhhd achtinggg elll prntned bing wth you dsnt feeeeel likeee drowningg zellen' yu it's nice to se how guood you're doiiioinnng Even thhfoough we knw it isn't TRUEEEE" i sing as my voice gradually is drowned out by water and i resist being pulled to the floor by my own gravity

#boygenius #the record #cool about it #phoebe bridgers #lucy dacus #julien baker #i am normal

[gigolohifumi]

enters ur inbox. hello u would like 2 speak abt agere hcs 4 enstars - che'nya

HELLO. YES I WOULD

ik u said koga specifically but. i dont have any for him (yet.). HOWEVER.

THIS FUCKER. I HAVE SO MANY FOR HIM.

okok so probs obvious but nazuna is his typical caregiver, though when he's not available (mainly bc hes in college yknow) ibara will b there. do not ask me why i just think. since ibara helped raise the younger ones at her orphanage i think hed be good for it

usual age is abouuutttt 6-8 but sometimes its 4-5. not often tho.

even tho hes rlly rlly loud in canon, when regressed he manages to get even louder. he is so much to handle but its very very cute . he has a huge bag full of stuffed animals along with a ton he just has regularly and sometimes drowns in them .

ummmmi have more but im supposed to b doing hw so ill either put them here after or ill just die

#✩ arcadian ✩ #!! i also have a few agere hcs for midori hajime & ritsu hjdhsjdhsjd #Tell me about koga though . im listening #rox look away

[megismorallysunny]

26/09/23

ok so an okay day, i think writing a blog has unexpectedly made me feel worse about myself. i remember more, but i feel like shit more than usual, but i like writing so im not sure what to do. it sucks. i had history first "the sub" was in today he wanted us to acc learn shit, sooooo boring. Carmite, Emerald and "sapphire" all sat together. i cant remember if i mentioned sapphire but hes one of the boys.

they played a roblox obby in class and they kept getting caught so they decided to take out their calculators and PRETEND, it was so embarassing the sub told them not to go on their phones after 10 minutes of them fake playing on their calculators just for carmite to say "hehe not a phone its a calculator, gottem" it was SO EMBARRASSING. HE SPENT 10 MINS. anyways, granite is gone to tenerife so its just me and diorite for a while.

french was good. yknow that girl bluebird that i talked about yesterday, well she got in trouble for not doing her hw again and like she was talking to the teacher and the teacher had to ask her what three times because she was so quite. some other things but i cant remember. for pe we did badminton because the pitch flooded, me and diorite were partners and we bet 1 other team. i was pretty shit tbh. for lunch diorite bought me a chocolate bar and stole some kinder bars. she talked about how she started feeling guilty last night cuz she stole some stuff from a shop and then she found out that there was only one of them (not family owned but not a corporation). i said i also felt guilty when i did that because i have the resources to pay i just dont like spending money. i dont steal, it was a once off chance and just felt like shitty of me.

for business a bunch of 2nd years were in our seats eating lunch and chatting, they musnt have gotten the message to leave when i thre my bag over them to reach my fucking seat. i had to get the guy in crutches to help me out because i just dont like talking to 2nd years because idk they have a weird vibe. also at lunch coming from the shop me and diorite got swarmed by 1st years we didnt know, and asked us for stuff, they asked me for popcorn and i kinda just ignored them and walked through them, maybe i should have been nicer and given them the rest but also im a hungry hungry hippo. they also knew my friends name?? my friend stopped and gave them kinder bars, on the way to business another first year asked for a kinder bar and she gave it to him, "they really took the worst you can get is a no to heart". it was really funny and sweet though the way they flew to food like bees to pollen. anyways the teacher didnt show up for the first 15 mins in class and it got REAL silent, so a girl in my class decides we need to d icebreakers (the only new person in the class is bluebird, and weve all known each other for a little over 2 years). we have to say our full name then our hobby, im 2nd and i CRUSHED it. i did amazing, we got to every1 and out of like 28 only 4 people didnt do it. in geography i felt rly lonely, sure i got a back seat but at what cost, i didnt have anything to do, i felt like shit, and a group of people played among us and i kinda wanted to aswell but i dindt have it downloaded and i just felt awkward, the worst they can say is no but, they remember that no, it was kinda nice seeing them play but i didnt want them to see me smiling so i did it every rarely. diorite wasnt there becasue they had a music thing, i dont do music cuz i sound like a drowned rat. i then walked to my dads work, stayed in his van for an hour so he could finish work and then went home.

i forgot to mention but 1st class ended 10 minutes early for some reason, and no teachers were told so it was rly confusing, my mom got home 4 hours late from work, her top boss is visiting her work and shes one of the managers so she has to do lots of things, we didnt get dinner till 9 cuz dad had to drive my brother to basketball which he just started. i could have just made dinner myself but also yknow, your supposed to eat the food people cook for you and they were going to cook it was really a matter of when. ive decided to learn portuguese which is really stupid but of well, i can try. i hope i shift tonight, wish me luck xoxo

[yeo-sangs]

20190728  天天向上 xiao zhan & wang yibo x 无羁

#xiao zhan #wang yibo #uniq #the untamed cast #cql cast #x-nine #what do i even tag #m. #m. gifs #expect more cql content #if i dont drown in hw

[thewisestdino]

Were-Whisker, Coyotes Sleekwhisker map - Part 26

#Needletail #Sleekwhisker #warriors #warrior cats #my art #my animations #map part #actually dont hate this part #but i did completely lose it halfway so that sucked #also had to rush to get it done bc i am currently drowning in hw

[botwstoriesandsuch]

what do you have against this egg??

this egg-bot is so obviously evil everyone in this fandom is blind. Where did it come from? Where did it go? Where is the cotton where is Joe?

Champions used to be alive. Then egg bot enters the picture. Next thing you know everyone is dead

Why is this egg the only one not openly corrupted by ganon? Because it’s a fucking spy is what. It befriends everyone, they take this stupid egg bot around with them then bing, bang, boom, it infiltrates every Divine Beast, corrupts it, and now Ganon kills everyone. 

Why is it egg shaped? Because it’s shaped after the origins of one of the greatest threats to Hyrule, the Cucco. It’s evil. You’re all to blinded by its “friendly shape” it’s evil. Friend? more like fried, its time to fry the evil bastard, can’t wait to crack it open and gut its wires and gears so i can melt it down into a giant metal ball and punt it into the bottom of the sea.  

#EVIL I TELL YOU #when the forty rains drown your corpse dont say i didnt warn you of the storm #that egg will kill us all god dammit #botw #breath of the wild #legend of zelda botw #loz botw #HW age of calamity #Hyrule warriors age of calamity

[ii-zi]

No depressing vents/terrible medical updates tonight!!! I'm actually in a v good mood jsjsjs

#bled waaay less today have been fever free for a couple days ate chocolate in the morning which apparently helped me #concentrate enough to get a big chunk of hw done!!!! fed the jumpy stray mom loves (he ate a lot!!) was able to stand under the sun for a #lil while when after doing so bc i cleaned the water plate for bugs <3 #slept 4 hours before school but i got an hour long nap before noon!! #got breakfast bc dad got home early! had chinese for dinner! #AND an aunt gave me valentine's chocolate! (even one of my fav snacks: Dalmatas! they're like choco twinkies n covered in white choco) #im honest to god mostly happy bc i was able to get almost 3/10 applied electronics test pass exercises done lol #the teacher offered yesterday for me to take the test later but we both agreed it would be counterproductive #but im still happy that he was so understanding n open to help #PLUS THE ISSUE W MY SECOND CLASS WAS FIXED IM OFFICIALLY ENROLLED YEEEEAAAH #i mean 6 classes was fine but damn i wanted this class w this professor she's really nice lol #wow that's a lot of tags jsjjssjs #anyways no sad vent posts tonight!! glad i dont have anything to dump on ya this night jsjsjs #ooooh i got express consultation abt a couple assignments i had doubts about (bc i did em after not sleeping for two days jsjsjsjs) #they r for the class of a professor I've been literally chasing every semester bc he's such a cool teacher n you only have to #show up once a week even tho the schedule marks 5 sessions a week JSJSJSJSJS #he gives a whole week for every assignment and is always open for consultations n shit #ooh i also got a proff to move his exam from monday to Tuesday so we wont have two in a day! plus Monday's is gonna be online! #i was v worried about it being in person lol #oh i found another pretty stone for the insects' water plate! now i have 4 for them to stand on so they don't drown #cleaning the plate washing the rocks n refilling it so early in the morning feels like a greeting ritual..... i rlly like doing it jsjs #honestly im in such a good mood i believe it's all the chocolate i ate jsjsjs i don't always get to have sugary stuff #not to mention chocolate #maybe nothing was fixed BUT having a good day is always a win

[rosemary-bells]

ive never had an original thought in my life: the sequel

#pollen #omori spoilers #thats right #I remember my art(?) tag #tbh i. get motivation to start things but never finish them #so here we go... #im tired. i have several assignments to work on #this week on: dont procrastinate and drown in your self-loathing kids #im not even gonna tag this omori. just omori spoilers #i had this idea. i was gonna make it. but then it was 12am. and here we are #i need to work on my hw lol.... #aye... the pains of life... needing to submit work... and be responsible for once... #anyways. here's to living through another school week.

[vvitchking]

taken approximately two hours before i missed the bus omw to class and got soaked w freezing rain on the walk there, then repeated the ritual on my way back. happy first day of classes everybody

#very drowned rat chic™️ #ehhh dont rb #tbh i am so tired and pissed i just wanna...go to bed #but i have four hours of russian hw instead :) #personal #selfie #excuse the dirty mirror i guess but not really