#if i ever host one

[pyaaracetamol-69mg]

I just got my first apartment

#y'all are invited to my housewarming party #if i ever host one

[henryvell]

sir this is bloodborne you can't just how-to-train-your-dragon-ify the horrors it's not how we do things here

#yet more irrefutable cosmic proof that while I do not possess a stylus I will never ever be bothered to actually Render Digital Things Good #this painting is one hundred percent vibes and more brushes than you can shake a stick at #amygdala I love you dearly but like ebrietas before you you have far too many limbs #amygdala #micolash host of the nightmare #bloodborne #my art #he can make a little contact. as a treat

[whaliiwatching]

a taste of hannibal, a touch of megamind, a shot of venom (pours the whole damn bottle)

i love venom (2018) a lot, it’s my go-to movie when i’m bored or sad, i have seen it many many times. i saw it again a week or so ago with a bud and finally had the opportunity to pen down this lovely au i’ve been thinkin bout

i’ve got a much more fleshed out sketch of how this au plays out. not sure if i’ll write it yet

anyway some bullet points

noir (called, ofc, noir) arrives on earth-138 in the 1920s. his first host is robbie and they basically go through the venom movie, where noir slowly learns to love earth and humanity and all that jazz. up until the 50s or so they’re an investigative reporter and occasionally a scary vigilante superhero!

when robbie is killed (not ewaf style. i forbid it), it fucking devastates noir and he host-hops for a bit, doing fun anarchy things to keep up robbie’s legacy but also losing a few morals here and there. he can do a little murder and eat nazis as a treat

the symbiotes arrive en masse and osborn infects humans with them to turn into his fascist riot police army

through vampire-hunting-esque shenanigans, hobie and noir meet, and strike up a tenuous truce to fight the government. hobie does not like him at first, but noir very much does ;)

cue a slow burn gothic romance between a freedom fighter and a devoted monster <3

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #theyre not spiderpeople in this au lol #the issue is i can write horror but i cant draw it lhkjdsf #which is why the Funnies #and the goddamn megamind scene. which somehow perfectly fits #see the fun part about it is that noir has to always be connected to hobie in order to survive #so we have Monster Who is Recklessly Devoted to Host and Host Who is Not Into This #noir’s hat and general look come from his assimilation to humanity over the last fifty or so years. hes not like other symbiotes #hes quirky. he wears a fedora. you ever seen him without that stupid hat on that’s WEIRD #two stupid old jokes in one! i like it #anyway yeah monster noir for the win #thanks discord! yall made me rework this entirely just to make it more fucked up horror <3

[solarpunkani]

Psst, hey.

Hey you.

Come closer.

Listen to what I'm about to say good and well, alright?

#out of queue #ani rambles #anti ai #anti ai art #solarpunk #solarpunk aesthetic #does this have the official backing of the other 2 event hosts? no i just made this meme on a whim #but also if you try submitting AI art and we find out? or worse if I can flat-out TELL its AI? I'm blocking your ass #one of the best artists I've ever had the pleasure of knowing won't touch the Solarpunk community with a 10 foot pole because of all the #goddamn AI art infiltrating this space. constantly. like even when I'm trying to be on the lookout for it I somehow reblog it anyways #even when I block the tags too!!!! this is a PROBLEM #you want more artists taking part in this community spreading the vision visualizing the future? #STOP REBLOGGING AI BULLSHIT AND CHASING THEM AWAY THEN #how are artists supposed to feel accepted and appreciated and loved by this community when every other piece under the tag is some fuckin #midjourney bs made my scrubbing the internet and spitting out a mishmash of other artists' works and ideas? #i have said it before I will say it again #i would rather see a messy pen scribble on the back of a coffee stained napkin with stickfigures than see some smooth smudgy AI BS again #this applies to AI writing too if I catch an INKLING that your short story even STARTED with some bs chatgpt ramblings you're blocked

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

#also love that he's basically atheist like ok thanks you made the man exactly coded to be my type #and the humor and beautiful curly hair is very much something my IRL partner has too so like... how can i resist #anyways not sure a lot of people relate cause i think a lot of people want that fairytale romance #even tho wyll is right there yall #but i love me an unconventional or nontraditional one!! #i'm TIRED of being married with children as the endgame pls let's not do it #also a lot of people seem into him being a dad and im like... how? why? where in canon did he ever lmfao #more power to ya if you dig it but i just dont see it being in character #like in DAI i loved cullen and my inquisitor getting married and having a dog #and they seem the type to wants kids one day. but Tav & Astarion? lol no #i just think it's neat #is this a hot take? i have no idea but i don't see it mentioned a lot as a new fan tbh #pls do not come at me you can enjoy whatever you like #i haven't seen the ascended stuff so idk if being his 'consort' is like being his bride #but i feel like overall it's not and the vibe isn't all that different in this sense #except that you're hosting evil parties instead of travelling :/ #Astarion #bg3 spoilers #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 #also YEA he's nice to Arabella but you can tolerate certain kids without wanting one or being 'good parent' material #case in point: me lmfao #OKAY update i saw the AA stuff and yeah you're kind of implied vamp married and he does mention spawn as children 😫 #but he also says in banter he won't make any other spawn??? so what is it dude #anyway that's also clearly the “bad” route and he doesn't seem as happy as unascended #who feels “truly free” #and if you're durge I'm pretty sure its even worse to consider having kids?? lol #but i digress

[pickled-flowers]

Btw yesterday I met a person named Bean who worked at a sex toys packaging factory and we ate risotto and pie

#whenever i go over to my friend Ciaran's house its always so nice and comfy #hes such a good cook and his partner is my other friend alex who is also a great cook! #like 2 years ago i spent new years eve with them and i ate the best fucking potatoes ive ever had #and walked back home drunk under the snow at midnight it was very nice #anyways everyone brought some kind of bread last night lol #host made buns #roy made focaccia and i brought maple and pecan bread because i forgor my friend is deadly allergic to nuts #so we didnt eat that lol #one of the host roomate ate with us and they won a bet on how long it would take us to bring up One Piece 😭 #one hour btw #anyways enjoy the evening through my ramblings 👍 sometimes you need to eat a full meal with only trans people around the table #oh and also the cats there were very good #theres Pascal the orange cat #hes a slick little guy #and Misha a very fluffy calico #very sweet little girl

[momentary-moss]

Ghost Quartz?

have a little Ghost and Lapis :>

#ghost quartz hnk #hnk lapis lazuli #houseki no kuni #land of the lustrous #cairngorm hnk #bc they had a moment of gormie coming out #i want to play with ghost and cairn from the perspective of someone with DID and knowing how parts work with relationships #i think lapis is one of the only people who ever wanted to know them both and thus why theyre both so loyal to them #cairngorm is purely an emotional/attatchment part #ghost is the host who's wary of letting people in but also incredibly fawny and wont think for themselves #okay thanks for letting me ramble i love them okay

[swallowtail-ageha]

Funniest thing abt micolash is that when you forget his fandom characterization as the teheheeeeh weird quirky guy he's actually pretty terrifying and one of the most morally corrupt people in the lore

#the. the kids skeleton in the sacrifice. him abducting blood saints for _something_ That Whole Thing with #the bell ringing women the witches of hemwick and The One Reborn. ripping out a fetus from it's mother #him doing a ritual that caused the instabraindeath of all his fellow scholar #i love him he's so fucked up!!! #bloodborne #micolash host of the nightmare #i rlly like fanfictions that explore the more fucked up sides of his character like #ive found one on ao3 that tells _what_exactly happened to the choir member we find dead in mensis #its just. so fucking good. one of my fave ffs ever

[laugtherhyena]

Thinking back to the time I saw someone on twitter host one of those character award things for the Dra cast and i felt the digital equivalent of banging at the door of a crowded party from outside of the house its taking place while yelling and screaming "NO!!! LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!!" because i couldn't run for Ayame's biggest fan (I don't have a twitter presence, no one would vote for me)

#you see. i have a twitter acc but i don't post or interact or do shit with it #i don't even have the app i open it trouble chrome #it exists solely for the purpose of me looking up fandom shit every once in a while and keeping up with BBB when it's happening #anyways if someone ever hosts one of these here on Tumblr just know i will look at all of you directly in the eye #while begging for votes/J #also find it absolutely amazing how the person who won Ayame on that poll is also someone who ships her with a random character #instead of the giant that is Ayakane terms of popularity #that's just so cool. the Ayame enjoyers love their silly little rarepairs ❤️ #hyena ramblings #dra #danganronpa another #ayame hatano

[ink--theory]

impromptu dance

#TO ALL 5 NNK2 FANS...DO YOU SEE MY VISION 👁️ #I just feel like if these 2 ever had to dance at any future balls the kingdom would host tani would be the one to lead not evan lmao #ni no kuni 2 #ni no kuni revenant kingdom #nnk2 #nnk tani #evan pettiwhisker tildrum #not really ship art #I really only see these 2 as best friends at the age they're at lol #you can tag as ship if you want to tho idm

[paunchsalazar]

A Bisco Hatori drawing for LaLa's 45th anniversary!!

#I finally found one on buyee!! #it got ever so slightly creased but alas... #ouran #ohshc #ouran high school host club #haruhi fujioka #tamaki suoh #kyoya ootori #kyouya ootir #hikaru hitachiin #kaoru hitachiin #mitsukuni haninozuka #takashi morinozuka #uploads

[ozlices]

ty for the people following me bc of the watcher posts. this is a watcher hater club now u can all vibe here knowing we are mentally standing outside that pretentious hollywood hq building w pitchforks and torches

#mine #watcher #i literally dont think ill ever be over this and i truly do not ever want to be #bc i dont care what absolute pr BULLSHIT they pull but they do not deserve to get away with this. #they rly dont. #and tbh since i havent spoken abt it yet imo shane is the most egregious one for being involved. #how fucking DARE you build your career off being an anti-capitalist ally & spouting 'steal from the rich' #just to pull THIS SHIT as successful as you are. #you fakeass wannabe punk bitch FUCK you shane madej. #you're right. some insufferable people did also meet you. and you're WORSE than any of them for doing this #hosting a show called puppet history just to shit all over internet history & success. #FUCK YOUUUU FUUUCCKKK YOOOOUUU #TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO!!!!!!!

[fortyfive-forty]

i've been ruminating a lot on it because i think i'm bad at putting my thoughts into words but i need y'all to understand that while there are absolutely a lot of Not Good Things about the finals being held in saudi arabia for three years...the way people seem to treat is as morally black and white is shortsighted and unhelpful.

realistically the players traveling there will be protected. it may be uncomfortable, it's certainly not ideal, but they will travel there for a few weeks, play their tennis, then leave. there are a lot of women, a lot of queer people who actually live in saudi arabia who cannot just leave, who are actually subjected to laws and social climates...and to me it just seems very disrespectful to that actual lived experience, for everybody to sort of turn their noses up and get on their high horses. of course, if the players wish to opt out, that is their choice, but that is their choice to make. that's their judgement. not ours.

and then, what about a tournament like miami? florida is literally experiencing one of the worst active regressions that i've seen in the us (granted i'm young). things like critical race theory and lgbtq+ ed are being removed from curriculums, rights for trans youth, trans healthcare, etc. are going backwards. abortion rights? gun violence? and yes i know that the laws and climate in saudi arabia are different gravy, i understand that, but my point is, no one would ever DREAM of arguing against hosting a tournament in miami despite all of these issues. and we can extend this to a lot of other tournaments! i mean, all the outrage about fifa hosting a world cup in qatar, but we don't have any of these sentiments about doha? i've seen other people bring up that the finals were hosted in singapore when gay marriage was still illegal there. we've already talked about italy's fascist prime minister. and i could go on and on and on about the war crimes of countries like the us or the uk - is the us not participating actively in genocide right now? where is the standard? if you argue against hosting the finals in saudi arabia for the reason of human rights, to me it seems you have to uphold that standard for the location you do land on. and i can guarantee, you will not find a single country in the world with clean hands.

i want to be clear i am not arguing that hosting the finals in saudi arabia is a good thing, especially for three years, especially because it's definitely going there because of money, and not for any of the "good" reasons i think some people want us to believe about "improving the region" (which is very weirdly white savior-esque anyway). i don't really have an official "conclusion" to this discussion.

what i am arguing is that i think a lot of the protests against saudi arabiahosting the finals are more an example of implicit anti-arab bias and islamophobia, rather than genuine discussion. key word implicit: i don't think most people are purposefully trying to be anti-arab/islamophobic. or at least, i'd like to believe nobody is. but i also think, particularly in the west, there is already so much of this xenophobic sentiment ingrained. and this is why i think it's really really REALLY important to check ourselves when we talk about it instead of just jumping straight to the human rights conversation without a second thought.

i'll say it plainly: i don't think the finals should be held in saudi arabia. but for me, it has more to do with sportswashing, with the dangers of the way money is thrown around in sports, and because i think it's more evidence that the wta doesn't care about player welfare but rather about making a profit (what else is new). human rights are absolutely a concern of mine, but how is it fair to hold saudi arabia to a standard that we don't seem to care about for literally anybody else?

literally look at the us's ugly ugly history, past and present, and tell me why we deserve to host a tennis tournament.

#long post #idk. this is not even all my thoughts #this is long and confusing and convoluted and i'm sorry #but i need y'all to understand it's not as easy as just saying 'oh we can't host it there' #'oh the players should boycott' #it's more complicated than that #and again i'm not really arguing one way or another #i do have my own opinion but i'm not positing that as The Right Choice #i'm definitely open to a lot more discussion on it #because i know i don't have the full perspective either #but i'm tired of seeing takes talking about how 'evil' it is to host the finals there #the way that it's happened and my suspected reasons for it (money)? yeah that's fucked up! #but just the fact that it will be hosted there...hold your horses. slow your roll #saudi arabia is like. a real country with people who actually live there and experience their own regime #god forbid they get to watch some tennis #and again. i just don't think you can ever really talk about these kinds of things and not bring up #the way countries like the us ALWAYS go unchecked #also like. gay marriage wasn't legal federally in the us until 2015. so. were do we go from here

[front-facing-pokemon]

#solrock #now *this* is the fucker that the one raid battle NPC had in swsh that everyone hated. including me. he served only to remove lives #fuckin mashing the rock polish button the whole time or whatever it was. doing Nothing Else. i feel like a lot of people who usually did #raids offline had that fucker's name and face memorized. cuz they'd see that they got him and just give up right then and there #at a certain point i feel like offline raids were just not very viable. the NPCs they'd give you to battle with were just so bad #and some of the higher star raids you really needed the extra firepower you just couldn't get from those NPCs #but also they kinda removed a lot of the incentive for joining other people's raids considering your catch chance was lowered by like 9000% #if you weren't the host of the raid. and if you were the host the percentage chance was so high it was basically guaranteed #i don't think i ever ONCE caught a pokémon successfully when i'd joined someone else's raid. and i don't think i ever once failed to catch a #pokémon when i was the host of the raid. it's just. i dunno! i stopped doing raids at a certain point. some people can get a pokémon game #and play it long long after the main story bc they get invested in raids and shit but i just lose interest at a certain point unfortunately #as much as i enjoy the game while i'm initially playing through it #hff. anyway. i'm queueing this up the morning of june 30th‚ aka the day of my first flight in 10 years. so. this won't post until mid july #and i'll have been back for a while by then but for right now‚ me writing these tags‚ i am very Anxious #saur. haha. y'know how it is. have solrock

[nutklcker]

HI HI im so nervous to talk to my cool mutuals GAH u guys r so cool

you said you're doing art requests, can you draw bracken sitting under a comically large grow lamp on like those tacky beach chairs and a tanning sheet

This prompt was delightful to me and, as someone who loves plants and has grow lights in his bedroom, I FELT the pink lights in this image LOL

#host #art #also ouggg you have no idea how happy it makes us that we're considered your mutual #we also consider you as such i personally am just a very anxious person and never wanna come off as like #whats the word #eager? pushy? idk but OUUG it makes us so happy #I can already feel Rend and Anno bouncing off the walls in my brain /hj #i loved drawing this btw this was a delightful prompt #we wanted to make the chair one of those shitty plastic wicker chairs that people always buy for their homes and burn you the moment you si #hehehe this is one of my favorite things ever now #both because good prompt good drawing and because YIPPIE MUTUALS! #favs

[one-vivid-judgment]

My Infinite Wealth playthrough so far can be summed up in:

Tomizawa charges the battery

Tomizawa charges the battery

Seonhee takes out an electric wire

Tomizawa charges the battery

Tomizawa charges the—

#yakuza 8 #like a dragon infinite wealth #lad infinite wealth #ryu ga gotoku #eric tomizawa #seonhee #i just think its fun to one shot enemies with Battery Storm #also idk if i just fed Tomi too many boosting items and made him a freak of nature or if he's just built like THAT #cause the lowest damaged he's ever dealt with that has been 500 #and im honestly a little scared by the monster I've created #anyway hes putting on the host suit for a while cause that shit is hilarious