#if only she had muscles

[dol-dee]

I wonder, does Avery actually react when you get back from Remys farm/ does she chew you out about where you've been or does she not care at all?

I think I saw Whitney reacting to it in game? But who else? (cause I feel like I missed out. Nobody seemed to care not even Robin 😔)

#Avery immediately drags Dee into the car (she hits her head on the way down) and explodes in her face bc she had to settle for her second- #-favorite chewtoy < ignore that she never admitted that #Would avery even believe the farm story is my question #Dee cagely tries to avoid the full story until Avery has her essentially backed into a corner (literally. The car doors are locked BTW) #Avery only believes her once she stops hiding behind her backpack; takes her clothes off and shows her the 'damage' #Avery would laugh in her face i think dfsdf. She'd find it incredibly entertaining. #'You're chest was big before but you could pass as an actual cow now" < it takes every muscle in dees body to not react #dol rambles #sorry I'm back with my deevery delusions #avery the businessbutch #dee the defiant

[whateverafterhigh]

I'm thinking about EAH putting on an "event", perhaps a charity ball type thing, where there are students from any class attending (because you don't not invite certain important people lest they choose to curse you and your baby) but it's still graded on the basis of performance counting towards extra credit in various subjects (dance, wooing, princessology, etc).

Only you don't choose your own partner.

It's a bit like the teachers pairing you up for a group project with other people in the class, but the metric they are using to decide who gets partnered with who is based on the Ballroom Dance portion of the evening. As your ideal Ballroom partner is meant to be the same or similar height to you (you're supposed to be able to see over their shoulder, though generally the person being spun should also be short enough to go under the arm).

Which is where ship pairings come in.

Obviously, as a Dexven shipper I'm thinking about Dexter and Raven being around the same height. Maybe they were paired up together originally and Dexter had to do some smooth talking to stay paired up with Raven because someone balked at the idea of placing Raven with a Prince Charming (especially when his extra credit class is Advanced Wooing), or maybe he was originally paired with Duchess but Duchess made a fuss of some sort about Dexter being a bad dancer in the practice dance they had and Raven gets defensive (jealous) and does a practice dance with Dexter to "prove" that Duchess is the problem (inadvertently earning extra credit points for one of her villain classes for stealing someone else's prince) and getting paired with Dexter instead(I think that one would need a meaner-than-canon Raven given she'd be roleplaying a villain part to even do that in the first place, as the Prince dances and professes his love to someone who is not the Swan Princess in Swan Lake. Poor Duchess).

Meanwhile, Apple is having a crisis of her own because she and Daring aren't height matched and that's just feeding into her preexisting insecurities about her looks as she believes it implies she's not good enough for her role if she doesn't match her Prince Charming. Like maybe the two of them did get paired together anyway for that reason and Apple is still a little short despite that and whatever heels she's already wearing.

Or maybe they didn't get a chance to try as Apple and Darling get paired together since EAH has more girls than boys. And Darling gets to play the part of Prince Charming comforting the upset princess, and slowly falling in love, while Apple is perhaps too caught up in "destiny" to realise that she might not be straight (or rather rejects the few glimpses she does have during the dance when she does let herself have some fun because she's too scared by the fact she doesn't know how taking that chance at happily-ever-after would turn out).

#ever after high #eah #raven queen #dexter charming #apple white #darling charming #duchess swan #and this is why I think the charming siblings height should go dexter daring darling btw ballroom dance partners #apple's one of the shortest and raven is one of the tallest; though shortest girl is maddie and tallest girl is briar #briar being the tallest girl makes me think that rosabella is tall over short; it's possible she's average height though #the only problem is that the books also describe Daring as being bigger than Dexter; which could be muscle mass i suppose #something something Dexter and Daring had different training growing up because Dexter was premature; the Charmings being overcautious #(he and Darling have been premature to allow Queen Charming time to recover from the first pregnancy before getting pregnant again; #having one pregnancy so soon after another is a reason for a premature birth and another is carrying more than one child so...) #but that's off topic

[mamawasatesttube]

does dc have like. any adult butch women? at all? the closest example i can think of is karsta wor-ul but she's not a recurring character and that's like. literally it. surely im forgetting some... onyx maybe counts... but like dc still always draws women so feminine like they Have to have form-fitting clothes and big boobs and full faces of makeup it's hard to actually call any of them butch designs. (not that women with big boobs or form-fitting clothes can't be butch but like in terms of character designs clearly made by straight men you know?)

#karsta is butch i mean but she's not exactly a major character #she appears in like 3 issues of action comics #sorry im just thinking about that shit with cassie being a ''princess girl'' again #dc have major female characters who don't look like barbie dolls challenge: failed immediately #but also i feel insane surely there's SOMEONE right like??????? #karsta probably only counts to me bc the artist for that arc did at least draw her with muscles and all #but even then she still had the makeup #this is rambly idk im just sooo. you know #hashtag feminism is when all the women are skinny and traditionally feminine with long hair and makeup but it's EMPOWERING #rimi talks

[termagax]

i hate to make the cr thing sound like a dumb ship war but they canonically had beauregard confess to being in love with her best friend, the party member she was objectively closest to and had the best chemistry with, to whom she was the turning point for her entire major character arc, and then immediately walked it back to pair them up with the characters they flirted with in episode 1 and had no chemistry with. and then spent the rest of the series making arguably lesbiphobic jokes about it.

#NO CHEMISTRY AND IN JESTERS CASE SHE HAS AN ENTIRE ARC ABOUT HOW SHE DIDNT ACTUALLY WANT TO BE WITH #THE GUY THEY PAIRED HER WITH. LIKE SHE HAD A WHOLE ARC LIKE WOW IM PROJECTING ONTO FJORD BECAUSE I WANT A STORYBOOK #ROMANCE BECAUSE ITS WHAT I BELIEVED I NEEDED TO BE A REAL ADULT WITH A FUFILLING LIFE NOT BECAUSE OF ANYTHING ABOUT HIM #AND WHEN HE RETURNED MY ADVANCES I WAS UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE I DONT ACTUALLY WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM #I WONDER WHAT THIS COULD POSSIBLY INDICATE ABOUT MYSELF AND HOW I SEE RELATIONSHIPS. HOW DO I FIND WHAT I REALLY WANT. BEAU YOUR MUSCLES #LOOK REALLY GOOD TODAY. BEAU IM SORRY EVERYONE SAYS YOURE MEAN I DONT THINK YOURE MEAN. BEAU YOURE THE ONLY PERSON I FEEL LIKE IM ALLOWED #TO BE MYSELF AROUND BEAU YOU MAKE ME FEEL FREE TO EXPRESS MESSY EMOTIONS THAT SCARE ME BEAU LETS GET MATCHING TATTOOS #and then. wimp.womp shes back with fjord because for some reason weve decided beaujester isnt a viable endgame option :T

[dylanconrique]

follow up to this post: tamara’s the first one up and ready in the morning confused as to how quite it is in tim’s house, since usually either him or lucy are already up by now (tim insists on driving them around everywhere while rosalind's out). she tries calling for them cause they're all about to be late, but when that doesn’t work she starts looking around the kitchen and living room a little bit until she decides to lightly knock on tim’s bedroom door before letting herself in, only to find her parents still sleeping all snuggled up together like...

#*and this is icarly! #the rookie #the rookie season 5 #tamara collins #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #bradfordschen pointed out in a reblog that tim would leave his bed to the girls and she's 100% right #but i imagine his muscles start to feel sore after awhile #and lucy offers up to take his place... only that'd be weird with tamara #so tamara offers to sleep on the couch (cause let's face it it'd be less weird that way & neither tim or her are too fond of sharing a bed) #ONLY BOTH THSE FOOLS ARE SO TENSE THAT IT TAKES BOTH OF THEM HOURS TO FALL ASLEEP #(tim longer than lucy) #tamara being the sly devil that she is starts snapping a bunch of pics for evidence #she even takes a few selfies with them while they sleep before she pokes them both awake #they're just so tired after everything they've been through #they're both so comfortable in each other's arms it's the most peaceful sleep they've ever had so of course they overslept 😭😭😭😭😭 #am i unhinged? yes. do i care? no. 😌

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

#had an interesting conversation with my sister the other day. odd i guess bc my sister is pretty smart #on paper shes smarter than me. or at least less dyslexic than me #but she didnt seem to kno what cancer is. i mean like how it works. i mean. cancer is a mistake. a confluence of unfortunate accidents #leading to unrestrained cellular growth. when it metastasizes. when it moves to other parts of the body. those same cells continue growing #if u have smooth muscle cancer and it moves to your kidney. you body is trying to grow more smooth muscle on your kidney #at least as i understand it. and she asked why it wants to kill you. it doesnt want anything. it just is. its not a thing of malicious #intent. its neutral. it grows. it takes up resources. it takes up space. and it grows and grows until the organ it grows on stops #functioning properly. like a parasite she said. but no. not like a parasite. it grows like an empty space. a mass of flesh. a constant #obstructive pressure. it grows like only a tumor can. i dunno. it didnt seem to connect with her that this thing didnt want to kill our mom #but it did anyway. and she felt weird about how long she lived after they took her off any support. but thats how cancer kills #it stops an organ from functioning and most of those r important so it only takes one. so her heart kept beating for 12 more hrs bc it was #meant to beat for 40 more years. but not much it could do without working kidneys and without working blood #but that's life. that's death. that's nature. its all nutral even if it feels horrible to the individual. #i dunno. i thought it was interesting. shes 25 and her mother had cancer for 10 years so id think shed kno more #we're at a weird phase now bc its been a week since she died and everything feels normal. we'll see what happens at the wake this week #its been interesting for sure bc she was sick for 10 years but my parents didnt prepare at all for her to die #so my dad is scrambling to put together the pieces shr left behind to make sure that all the bills r paid and whatnot. he had to guess her #computer password. she didnt tell us what she wanted us to have. she didnt tell us the importance of her jewelry and who it belonged to #before her. i dunno. we're seeing the outline of my mothers Pathology in what she left behind. both in the physical objects and in the #feelings she imparted. i dunno. its been weird #unrelated

[fandomfluffandfuck]

Shout out to the dude in one of my classes who I have never spoken to before that just punched my shoulder on the way out of class, stopping me for the sole purpose of asking how often I mew then not believing me when I told him I don't. Compliment received, lmao

#hilariously though because I'm not on tiktok often (my fyp is thirst/kink/fandom only lol) i didn’t understand what he meant at first #and it was loud #so i didn't really hear him and i had to ask him to repeat himself multiple times lol #(mewing if you don’t know is the tiktok facemaxxing thing where you put your tongue on the roof of your mouth to supposedly shape your jaw) #(clenching your muscles or whatever) #(i don't really know how it works lmao) #also while we're on the topic in high school once i had a classmate gasp and say my name then when i asked what happened she just motioned #to how i was cracking my neck and went 'jawline for DAYS!' and i still think about that sometimes 💀💀 #personal #thoughts

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok’s daughter is two things and two things only: 1) Trans 2) Not tired

#Asil #Tuvok is only capable of creating amab children but where they go from there is anyone's guess #out of this whole family only Sek and T'Pel are cishet #and sometimes T'Pel isn't v_v #Sek is that meme youtube video title that's like 'IN A WORLD...WHERE BEING STRAIGHT IS THE MINORITY...' and it has that girl sobbing #Sek is straight but such an ally that he had his first kiss with a guy (kar) #Asil insists she's a girl since she can talk and thus is referred to as such #when she gets older her entire family go to the temple she was blessed in and Asil goes through the process again #and she's welcomed into the family yet again under the name 'Asil' which her parents gave her again #in my mind it's a sign of great love/acceptance to be given a new name by your family since Vulcans seem to be very much about tradition and #familial pride/loyalty...being named again by family shows that you're still part of the family - still their child #it's a nice and important day v_v Asil gets lots of attention as the symbolic baby (though Varith is already born at this point) #Tuvok is wearing his starfleet uniform bc it's muscle memory but it's sort of funny to imagine him going back bc he'd still be an ensign #and he'd be like...what? 60? 70? #80?? #I like how long Tuvok and T'Pel seem to have waited to have kids...literal decades and then FOUR !! #anyway #[REDACTED] family shenanigans #tuvok #tuvok art #comix #bee doodles #trans vulcans

[coulsonlives]

I just had to share this video because holy shit, it hits the nail right on the head! So well spoken. This stuff needs to be circulated more, esp with the growing number of people thinking they have this because of misinformation, or just outright faking it.

#it's painful because i knew someone who personally faked this stuff (or has convinced herself she has it i can't even tell) #she had spent all her time on tiktok and i know for 100% sure that's where she got the idea. it's TRAGIC how fast things went downhill #i'm legit horrified at how many people (esp young kids of 13-14) think they have this too. or are just pretending #i've been neck deep in hardcore research (and i'm talking pubmed sciencedirect etc only) for months #and those kids definitely don't have did.. if they have trauma and are dissociating it's going to be something else like dpdr etc #the number of stupid 'you have did' answers i see for totally basic questions like 'i got dizzy what's wrong w me' is insane too #it's like googling 'muscle twitch' and then thinking you have some rare 1/billion familial cancer thing despite other obvious explanations #but worse.. in these cases the information is being fed to them. they don't have an opportunity to explore other possibilities #and the worst part is they don't even know to CHECK THE VALIDITY OF WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE SAYING. they don't have info literacy #like i'll say this once: did is so rare that it's STILL contentious about whether it even exists #and it only happens in the most unimaginably traumatic experiences. think of the worst possible things you could do to a child #where even just thinking about it makes you uncomfortable. THAT'S the kind of trauma that leads to did. the truly evil stuff. #i'm not even gonna start on the BITE model shenanigans that are happening in the 'did' communities either #or how the people who used to be in them (and got out) always equate them to self-harming cults that celebrated not finding real answers #they got told they were 'perfect the way they were' despite having OBVIOUS psychological issues they needed help for #(it just wasn't did) #they were assured their 'did was valid no matter what'. toxic positivity ig? it just delayed their real diagnosis and ability to get help #but now you have gluts of people like in the video 'talking to themselves' and people on tumblr posting one-liners of 'alters' talking #one after the other within seconds. and i want to fcking cry because it's the same exact shit my friend did before she cut ties #the did/tourettes/ftlb stuff has literally been called a 'mass sociogenic illness' in multiple academic studies #but like qanon believers they seem to immediately discredit anyone who mentions this with 'you're just ableist' so anything you say is poo #aka you're part of the problem you're an 'ableist' so your legit info even though legit isn't valid/acceptable/real/whatever. i'm tired fam #did #dissociative identity disorder #osdd #ddnos #munchausen syndrome #mass psychogenic illness #ableism

[tswwwit]

If Stan notices all the people who like Dipper, did Mabel or Pacifica notice when they were growing up?

I feel like Mabel missed in this area! I can see a lot of misdirected attention and wrong guesses, with her wanting to be a matchmaker for her brother, while simultaneously having the wrong instincts. Mabel's got rose-colored glasses on, and she's very firm about her opinions.

Meanwhile, Pacifica was in the right circles to hear people say they'd date Dipper Pines - then look around at their peers, and instantly play it off as a joke. Like, what? That weak nerd? No chance, haha, just kidding. That obviously raised a perfectly threaded eyebrow.

While Pacifica might be really out of touch with different social classes - she's not dumb.

#Headcanon that Dipper had a really awkward puberty phase #We're talking full on pizza face #Not quite fitting into his limbs and greasy - don't even get started on the voice cracking all the time #That cleared up after a year or two #Suddenly he had a decent complexion and he'd grown into his gangliness and all that exploring had finally built some muscle on his frame #And he started turning heads #Except the awkward phase was in recent memory so it was social suicide to admit you'd date that nerd #Combine that with social awkwardness and weak magically and wow like definitely still a huge nerd #And it wasn't the greatest combination #Also headcanon that Pacifica may have made a few comments about him being decently cute now #If only to salvage the ego of some of her friends that were interested #She is again not dumb and Dipper was shaping up well #But that didn't fly great so she shrugged it off #High school was gonna be over soon in any case #Everyone had already graduated prior to the start of Faking It #answers #Dipper in this AU is a pretty cute guy - but if you asked Bill? #He's Absolutely The Cutest Human. No Contest #Objectively he might be wrong but Subjectively? For once he's telling the absolute truth #He'd pick this weird unshowered nerd with a cheetos stain on his shirt and five-o-clock shadow going before he picked a sexy model #He's very biased and an unreliable narrator #Bill is Deeply In Love and it's Incurable

[pippindot]

So exhausting to not eat your dinner 😪

#a few bites only #knowing she had lost some weight makes me feel very neurotic about it #and that's counter to muscle building!!!! #I wish i could stop obsessing about it though🙃 #pip #3 years

[yumeyumeappleo]

more turtle doodle

gonna be spamming these because i have no life left to salvage from the depths from under the couch

#rottmnt #leo #donnie #rottmnt leo #rottmnt donnie #don’t ask why i added detail to the fortnite thing #but does fortnite even look like that rn #i am not searching it up #anyways can you tell i drew the fortnite out of pure muscle memory #anyways #donnie is going to hack mayor whiskers bc they called leo a shithead #doodles #blue #purple #man i’m dizzy #also here’s a fun yyal fact: #i had a roblox gf once #it only lasted 30 mins #because i didn’t say i would still love her if she had a spider crawling out of her deteriorating eye socket #like i would still love you JUST GO TO A HOSPITAL??? #anyways we broke up after that and i still miss her #that was in 2019 i miss those strange times #i should probably stop telling my life story #YYAL art

[woundedheartwithin]

In the interest of not romanticizing adhd meds, cuz like they don’t work for everyone and, even when they do, they often have side effects, I have noticed one of my more uncomfortable motor tics has gotten a lot worse, and I’m waaaay broken out

#she speaks #oh yeah and I’m a skin picker deluxe so the break out is AWFUL #I CANT LEAVE THEM ALONE #my face hurts #the tic is what I can only describe as tensing up all the muscles in my neck and vibrating my head #so my neck and shoulders have been really sore #and I get headaches but that’s nothing new lol #god at least it’s not the coughing one that one’s worse lmao #though I haven’t noticed that one in a while so maybe it’s gone #BUT I think the benefits way outweigh the side effects #because I feel so good #and no it’s not td I’ve always had tics #and this one’s kinda new but still several years old #and sertraline doesn’t cause td anyway

[caleblandrybones]

stop I had a nightmare I was watching a terrifying horror movie and watching it I fell in love with one of the villains

edit: she was played by emma roberts

#does posession count for monster lovers #she killed so many peaple and laughed about iy #she was beautiful. she could only lrvitate and not movr her muscles. she had a key to my housr #im struggling so bad yo type these tags i miss her #i was going to cherish her forever

[munadyke]

.

#we had to put my dog down tonight and my chest hurts so bad ohhhhh my god #ok not really looking to get into it but i just need to type it out....and then post it on my tumblr #i dont know #its just so hard because you know she was fifteen and having bowel issues and her muscles were weak etc #but she was also still with it and playful and she was still trying to run around the yard tonight #and it doesnt even feel like she's really gone like it feels like i should wake up tomorrow and she'll be back in her bed #and she had a mass on her paw that had come back again after it had been removed before so i know it would have only been a matter of time #but a part of me just feels so torn like she could have still lived longer #i dont know sorry this is a lot for a monday evening i am just having a moment #and also i am incredibly weird about death

[taeyungie]

i think i finally made up my mind to pursue my biggest dream ever since childhood - a motorcycle 🥹

#i'm so obsessed but i've always been so scared to make it real LOL but I CAN'T NOT EVER DO IT #I've always wanted it I've always had it at the back of my head #IT'S CALLING ME IT'S MY DESTINY BRO #i can't disappoint the 7 year old emily who always told her dad to chase the motorcyclists with our car anytime she saw one on the road #i know i only recently got my first own car but oh my god that's literally not it that's not what my soul wants #BUT I'M SCARED i'm 5'4 and have stickman arms with no muscles how am i gonna hold up like 200kg of a machine 💔 #anyway watch me in a year from now on I'll be doing zoomies around the whole country #god i hope my motivation doesn't go away LOL i /really/ want this. always wanted this so much #AAAAAAAAA