#if u see this befriend me

[unexpectedbrickattack]

how do you feel about peppino x vigilante? i feel like it has potential but i've never seen anyone else ship it

It is SO funny that u ask this bc i was JUST thinking about them, and how if i made a human design for vigi then id never be normal (oops). theyd be the most uneventful old man couple and i love that for them. thank u for this ask and for reading my mind so take this thing i sketched out a couple days ago

#answered #chattin #peppilante #i think thats what its called; no need to put it in bigger main tags #drinking #arts #mine #this is purely bc of like a good chunk of hcs i have for vigi #i do like pep/stavo over anything else so u wont see it often #but i do love mashing my faves like barbie dolls heehee #theyd have the funniest qpr in the world wo knowing what that even is #'hey this is my best friend and hes my drinking buddy and my weighted blanket' #'he watches sports w me and helps pay rent no hes not my partner he just lives w me and goes food shopping w me :)' #also i just think it is so funny to have peppino befriend one of the most objectively normal people in his circle #and its cheese #like he literally cant care. at least the damn cheese is fun sized and not scary huge like pepperman

[drenched-in-sunlight]

i like ghostflower (hell I draw fanarts for them) but I’ve decided I like the version of them in my head more and will just stay away from the fandom in general cuz I’ve seen some discussion and they just make me go “what on earth are y’all on” 💀💀💀💀

#“miles will immediately forgive gwen when he sees she’s gathered a whole team to save him WHAT #he’ll save himself first then befriend Miles G. and Miles G. will start hissing like the cats when that team comes and Miles looks upset #like I firmly believe miles will only talk to Hobie and Margo after all that cuz they r the two that stand by his side thru whole that #like that take is so insane when Hobie is the reason Miles can run away in the first place and Margo risks everything to allow Miles leaving #AND HE KNOWS #u don’t even need a scale to see who Miles will associate with safety and protection more after atsv #also “miles keep getting up after he’s beaten down cuz that what Gwen told him to do in itsv is ALSO insane cuz WHAT #the thing she said when she and others were berating and crowding Miles for not knowing how to be Spider-Man just FEW DAYS after he’s bitten #?????? #THAT THING???? #not his mom’s words or his uncle’s or idk THAT’S HOW HE IS??? #*walk in the tag* *walk out immediately* #u don’t have to make them the only person in each other’s life to prop the ship up especially in this case cuz it makes no sense 😭 #actually the first point srl piss me off cuz that team was only possible in the first place cuz of Hobie and Margo and Miles laying #the groundwork by just being a sweetheart he is #charming and inspiring ppl so ofc these kids will rally behind him and team up to save him #ykno LIKE IN THE COMIC TOO??? #ppl just have to take the only thing I don’t like in the movie (miles suddenly obsessed over Gwen when they didn’t even interact that much #in itsv) and magnify it x100 in fandom #if she ain’t a gremlin girl that is trying her best to regain Miles’ trust but it’s a slow process and Miles needs space and time first then #I don’t want it

[albaharu]

“I am going to be normal about the trilogy today” i say everyday (failing)

#aka bunch of cornetto doodles i didnt know where to put #i have more that are a bit spicy for the random norms of whats allowed or not in this site #so if u want to see them u will have to ask me personally for them #(this is a trap to befriend more cornetto fans?? perhaps) #cornetto trilogy #the world's end #hot fuzz #shaun of the dead #the cornetto trilogy #angelbutter #nicholas angel #danny butterman #gary king #andy knightley #kingknight #shaun riley #ed sotd #steve prince #sam chamberlain #oliver chamberlain #peter page

[aurorangen]

His week keeps getting better and better

#ts4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #postcard legacy #it went away quickly afterwards #he couldnt befriend it this time #but look how cute this is!! #postcard gen 2 #bryce reichmann #while u are posting infant stuff imma post bryce and this dolphin #im sry dont get ur hopes up on seeing infants from me so soon lol!

[truegoist]

I want shido to turn out to be rllly insecure and shit

#HEAR ME OUT FOR A SECOND OKAY #Ik a lot of guys that r like him #On surface at least #They’re loud and constantly in trouble and they get into a lot of fights #Nd u see them and go “yeah he just doesn’t give a fuck” #But when u get to know them it turns out they do give a lot of fucks actually #they actually care sm and it’s fucking stupid how hard they try to look like they do not #and they’ve almost always came to the conclusion that only way to stop thinking so lowly abt themselves is to just #Not think at all #But this behavior leads to everyone degrading them as a joke bc it’s funny and they’re a silly guy who doesn’t care so it’s ok right??? #so they also start to make self depreciating jokes to satisfy their desperate need to fit in #which makes them think more and more which makes them repeat the cycle again and and and #It’s depressing how many guys r like this but whatever anyways #DO YOU GET WHAT I MEAN #SHIDOU FITS PERFECTLY INTO THAT TROPE #HE HAS A DEPRESSING STORY IK IT #anyways on a second note I love befriending that type of guys bc they’re actually rlly cute #+ they almost always have this one hobby they talk to no one abt (bc it’s too girly or too weird etc) that they’re rlly rlly excited abt #blue lock

[cutemeat]

Your tags about charlie poisoning dee and frank compel me to mention that everytime someone mentions “dennis is a serial killer” near me I want to respond with “It’s more likely quick to anger and prone to rash decision making and holding grudges Charlie with his in depth knowledge of the sewer sytems and off the grid living would be a more prolific serial killer.”

NO STOP I . LITERALLY NO JOKE THAT IS MY EXACT SAME THOUGHT PROCESS LMAOOOOO-

CHARLIE BEING A SERIAL KILLER IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO PLAY WITH. Like its ALL these little things in canon- HIS KNOWLEDGE OF THE SEWER SYSTEMS/LIVING OFF THE GRID YESSS, his comment about Jamie Nelson drowning being said with what seems like... fondness???, the "Bad Room", his writing The Nightman Cometh all as a scheme to try n pressure the Waitress into accepting his proposal by making a play that's like "see i had a bad childhood so u should just forgive me for everything! im not so bad after all!!", the fact that his job requires him to slip into a dissociative state in order to constantly mercilessly maim living creatures that he canonically resonates/identifies with, his ability to manipulate people with ease in general with his initial charm, the various parallels made between Charlie and characters like Patrick Bateman and Norman Bates and Buffalo Bill....,

like idc i think charlie as a serial killer would be Way more interesting... just think abt Charlie Catches a Leprechaun! he's a natural! and it's so hypnotizing watching the man work that u kinda GO ALONG WITH IT until the rest of the gang snaps us out of it,

also i do think Charlie Day is very smart writing-wise and he'd totally think up a character like this that is a subversion of that "harmless manchild" trope and turn it on its head by giving it a pretty grim ending... like . he's 100% smart enough and talented to pull smth like that off LOL

and i dont want ppl to take this as me trying to trash Charlie, cuz as I just said-- that is an extremely difficult kind of character to pull off!!!! Talk about a slow burn.... I am fuckin praising the man for his writing/performance of Charlie Kelly cuz he is so fucking convoluted and complex n im obsessed and a twist like this would just b the cherry on top

#this is actually how they can bring s1-3 sunny back. a totally fucked up plot twist #doesnt even need to be serial killer shit cuz i hav other interpretations that are more mild but still painful #like charlie befriending frank turning out to be nothing more than a scheme for charlie to take all of franks money once he dies #much like how frank screwed over HIS old business partner to make his fortune. itd be everything 2 me #n i believe theres enough seeds planted thru the show to make this twist work #cat the butcher #id actually love to see a charden fic platonic or romantic where charlies a serial killer n dennis tries to act tough but it rlly freaks #him out n scares him more than he wants ppl to know n how he presents himself n covers for charlie. #he tries to act like hes just as capable of killing as charlie but hes so fucking useless w that shit in practice #(i guess u could argue the fire poker scene in suburbs or the axe in s15 #but s15 p much debunked that shit. he was 'too weak to even lift the axe' and he was delirious w his intent so its hard to pick apart) #anytime he tries to 'help' charlie it just gives charlie a headache #but dennis is so desperate to prove himself to charlie... n how that could end up. interestingggg

[dotmander]

new reblog game: let's give our OCs some friends

when you reblog this post, show off one of your OCs that you think would get along with the previous poster's OC, and tell us why you think they would get along. i'll start:

this is jack! she's a mentor in the grove, usually taking on the more Problematic(tm) saplings that need individual attention. outside of sapling season, she can be found traveling tyria, or at home practicing one of her (many many) hobbies. she likes...just about everyone, honestly. she tries to understand everyone's point of view - all things have a right to grow, right?

#original #let's see if this works! lol #i see lots of people asking for their ocs to be friends w other ocs but possibly people are Shy #so here we go. don't let me down yall #jack #my ocs #reused her intro screenshot bc im too sleepy to go take new ones #“jack CAN and WILL befriend your nightmare ocs. she is coming for u. she will make them tea and listen to their problems w/o judging” #oh hm those quotation marks were supposed to put that at the top #i guess they fixed that #oh well

[dumbassv32]

call dialogue from papyrus if you call right after undyne leaves:

"YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!

I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!"

^ this is repeated if you call again

call dialogue from papyrus if you call after re-enter it:

"WOWIE, I HAD AN AWKWARD TIME IN THIS ROOM EARLIER.

GOOD HEAVENS YOU WEREN'T AROUND TO SEE IT!!"

call again:

"YOU REALLY DIDN'T SEE IT!

I LOVE THAT FACT, AND REPEATING IT!"

#undertale #papyrus #rantassv32 #<- i hate that tag tbh i might change it #to me it feels like he definitely knew + is just trying to convince himself u didnt see it #im calling him in every room then right before i fight asgore i'll befriend undyne and do it all again

[t4tdanvis]

went from having an ok day to having a terrible day this is awesome guys wow

#❄.txt #got so panicked from seeing my biggest trigger that i left a server and now im scared to rejoin #do i really want to be in that server? no not really i dont like several of the people there and every single time ive tried to talk there #its gone wrong and i just ended up muting the server and not talking there at all because it made me insanely uncomfortable #'theseus then why the fuck do u wanna rejoin' bc one of my friends + someone i wish i had the confidence to befriend are in there and i #wanna be able to talk to them #'well were u actually talking in there' hell no i felt Terrified of that server #is being in that server worth it just to talk to this one person more?? hell if i know #currently i think it is but also i think im having a panic attack?? i feel Sick and my hands are Shaking #it also feels like im kinda in Shock currently which cant be good but yknow what do i nose /ref #if i had the confidence to just actually talk to the person i wanna talk to then none of this wouldve happened. unfortunately i am a Coward #also if discord allowed me to mute words like i can on tumblr. once again this wouldnt have happened #why was i cursed with Exomemories this is terrible #im also in another server with the person but it never talks there so do i just suck it up and rejoin the server i left?? #or what if i just exploded into a billion pieces and died forever i think that would work /j

[woman-respecter]

i need more friends both online and offline :(

#im graduating so i wont see my college friends again #and im not close with the discord friend group i used to b close with #i need to find a new discord server i like #mutuals u can also take this as an open invitation to befriend me or invite me to ur servers haha jk unless 🥺

[reigningmax]

I think you have me blocked :/

idk who you are 😭 I tend to block any and all people I come across who actively post Max hate and their entire personality is hating him cause it's stupid, boring, pathetic, I don't want to see it. I also block anyone I find has me blocked so.

#asks #chit chat #Anonymous #and therefore most people i have blocked are chirlies and teamlh #good for people who can scroll past and befriend these people (side eye) but i don't want to see any of it #there's also that one maxiel blog that i found out blocked me so i blocked them back lol #cause why reblog my stuff and then have me blocked!! #but also let me clarify that there's a difference between not caring about him / not having him as a fave #and then hating him/having a whole ass hate tag for him #and blog about him so much despite the hate #if you censor his name or give him other names #get fucked i dont wanna interact with anyone like that <3 #not @ u anon idk who you are #just generally

[mushtoons]

pro tip to making new friends: lure them in 💖💖

alternatively:

#is this post a trap in itself? yes yes it is #u wanna befriend me and talk about submas and pokemon #u wanna befriend me and talk about them so bad #also sorry to everyone following me after seeing my submas art 💖💖 #i might love submas but sonic still has my heart too #lmaoo #mycel doodles #wood wide web

[peanutblowandjobsandwich]

i love observing the year 1s esp those who are like have very visible alternative styles and are probably also queer but alslfkfg plz do not try to befriend me im 21 n ur baby 😭

#like not literally #n in hs i really enjoyed hving younger friends #they look up to u n it's nice #but idk i mean in general i dont want to be befriended at all #but it just gives weird if the ppl i let befriend me are weird (affectionately) yr 1s #also i look their age or younger #idk like ppl always obvi think im younger than i am #n it makes me feel insecure n immature n little #i mean technically 2 of my 'friends' at uni outside of my classes are yr 2s #but one is actually older than me n sees me as a baby akekdjfjd #but they aren't of the weird type lol #cloud nonsense

[briarborealisocs]

SILLY SUPERHERO STORY INTRO TIME: POST 1!

all images from this picrew (makowka ii)

so much as it says on the tin: this is a silly superhero story! until it isnt. im thinking if this were ever a real project for real it would be similar to gravity falls in the scale of like "oh this is a fun slice of life show about t(w)eenage adventures" and then you get to the final season and its like the fate of the world is at stake

the story follows a trio of vigilantes: mackennon "mick" simmons, leon wright, and daniella "dani" wright (the latter two are siblings) as they attempt to uncover the secrets behind a recent surge in superpowered anomalies. at the start of the story, mick is 18, leon is 19, and dani is 15.

leon and dani's powers are light based. leon's powers are solid light constructs that give him angelic appendages and weaponry. his vigilante name is genesis. dani's powers are that she can run at light speed/essentially teleport. her vigilante name is lightspeed (lol). mick's powers are busted as hell. he can mentally manipulate technology/code. he is a hacker and his vigilante name is discord. (he named himself after the app because he thought it would be funny)

mick

leon

dani

there are also a whoooole bunch of other characters but for this intro post i'll keep it to the main three

the "superpower anomalies" they're studying involve people's powers evolving. leon himself was one of the people whose powers evolved. to be clear, in this world, people don't GET crazy anime-ass power ups. you're born with a power, or you aren't. most people born with powers have very mundane powers, like the ability to shapeshift ONLY your hair, or slightly above average eyesight. you can train your power the same way you could train a muscle, so you can make it more flexible, or stronger, or make it have more endurance, but you can't like... grow a new arm. leon's powers used to be that he could produce beams of light (harmless) from his body like a flashlight. then all of a sudden he has this whole angelic thing going on... it's WEIRD. and it's been happening everywhere. leon's powers evolved when he was about 16 years old, and he became a vigilante partially to try them out/train them and partially to try and figure out what exactly was happening to him. three years later he's extremely well known and technically a wanted criminal, but dani found out who he was one day and blackmailed him to let her join him. mick was actually the one who had the idea to become vigilantes.

mick and leon met online. specifically, they became friends on animal crossing when they were very young, like 13 and 12 respectively. they both agreed that once mick turned 18 they would get an apartment together, which they did. they've been besties for eeeeever. they've been there for each other through a lot of stuff (i can elaborate on backstory specifics in a different post) and so mick was the first person leon told about the powers thing, and mick was the one who encouraged him to become a vigilante to figure stuff out.

anyway that's the gist of the premise :) there's a lot more but that's the main trio so that's where we'll start!

#sshs #oc: dani #oc: leon #oc: mick #i love these guys i want people to be invested in them so bad but i never talk about them #so here's me talking about them! #fun fact: the reason i became friends with most of my current friend group at college is because i was explaining the sshs to my buddy #and one of my classmates overheard me describe them as my “blorbos” #and proceeded to be like “oh i didn't know other people said that in real life i HAVE to befriend her” #phantom if ur seeing this u a real one

[othercrossee]

Will always be funny that all the diamond warden became iridas friend behind adamans back

#z rambles #Sabi literally resides near the pearl settlement and I really do think Irida make sure she's safe and healthy #Making sure no one in the pearl clan is driven by clan hatred enough to hurt a child or just in general checking up on her #I also like to think Irida tent is up on the tallest mountain watching over everyone from there. She's also the only one able to stand #The cold at that height but sabi is also the only other person having any mean up going up there too #I like to think Irida let sabi stays in her tent if its getting dark and there's no way shed fucking sent this kid off in the night #also the news of mai irida friendship is so fucking funny to me #Like ofc you'd befriend your enemys sister. Do u think they talk about their childhood tgt #Do u think mai is one of the earliest people to ever know irida hidden emotion insecurities and secrets?? Yeah #I can go soooo much further into that and how mai became one of the people Irida trust. Like omggg theres so much there #The potential is crazy also I just think mai personality is also what makes adaman a bit more laid back #And I think she has that effect on people ya know. Making others feel secured #I'd say iscan and irida relationship is rather awkward like how you act toward your brotber in law ya know so not much there #But Irida do rely on Iscan sometimes #Arezu and irida have such a little cousin older cousin vibe to them and idk why. Like I can absolutely see Irida teachinng arezu #And helping her with kindness and patience she wish was given to her when she was young #Also I just think irida find arezu cute. Tho she can def get on her nerve at times and shes like this is a child #But its like. Your age gap is literally just 4 years 💀💀💀 arezu 21 yo gang ☝☝ #anyways melli and irida relstionship is the funniest to me and idk why #I just think their relationship is so coworker like but I do think they both respect each other for their own musical talent and belief #Tho it def took them a bit of a rocky start and they bicker sometimes mostly about ingo and adaman. Its cute #Theyre both full of hate but so incredibly beautiful and talented. I just think its comical. Just two haters ❤

[bumbleblurr]

missed tfa opportunity is wheelie becoming friends with the dinobots

#fuck u i will talk abt wheelie again whether u like it or not #I JUST. I JUST LIKE HIM #his tfa design is a fav of mine bc they actually make him look like a kid #bc. he is?? ppl forget this??? #and god hes so fucking cute in tfa 🥺🥺🥺 #just a lil guy ... #i rlly wish we got to see more of tfa's take on him #like what would he sound like?? would he still get the wibbly wobbly voice his g1 version does? #(which i personally like but i get that some ppl might not like it) #or would like he get like an ash ketchum esque voice #i do know they would have kept his rhyming trait which is good dont take that away from him #another thing i like from g1 is wheelies friendship with the dinobots #like hes a lil guy with huge friends tht beat you up if ur mean to him #i kinda doubt they wouldve done that in tfa but it doesnt make me. not want to see that happen regardless akdhfk #as long as theyre not going to treat him like scrappy doo and just make him needlessly suffer #or make wheelie a horrible person for like. no reason besides ''haha WE HATE HIM isnt it so funny how we beat up the annoying kid??'' #like no its not bc i like him :[ #also thats fucked up bc again. hes just a kid #anyway my conclusion. #the ideal scenario is wheelie befriends the dinobots #and gives blurr a heart attack when he brings them home and asks if they can keep them as if they were doggies #🐝 could you repeat the last part? 🟦