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fagcrisis · 1 year

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yeah it's definitely weird. i do suspect it might be a young person thing (just for the record i am also young and probably prone to this type of thinking just about. different things) because by the time someone who is hard left hits like 5-10 years of actual activism they tend to have learned to pick their battles and see the similarities between things more clearly. it always struck me as weird to single wrestling out particularly because while it's a rotten industry every single field it evolved out of or merged with also has equivalent (if not identical) problems. it's not a unique perversion of capitalism it's just a variation on spectator sports and spectacle theatre those things are. ancient.

ultimately also it feels silly to be passionately opposed to it as a form of entertainment while ok with other things especially considering that pro wrestling has been on a decline in popularity since the 90s and that in many ways it's not the primary representation of the "opiate of the masses"-type entertainment anymore. even in places where it's popular there are typically still more primary exports of mass entertainment. and in the rest of the world it's even less of a big deal.

in my eyes it's a combo of having a very specific superficial image (that, due to the aforementioned describe in popularity, is what most people are familiar with) and ALSO being a performance of combat sport. so it becomes a representation of the scourge of capitalism and the ways in which it reduces the proletarians into base subjects or whatever while not actually being at all different from the majority of sports, entertainment and art. i honestly prefer "wrestling is fake and lame" as a critique.

anyway 1) sorry for the rant 2) davis phone background is awesome i like that guy he is straight up big and has a moustache . also i hope your headache passes ddt is good

nah dont worry about it i love it when people engage w what i post 💗 its why i have this blog. anyway yeah i agree its honestly just the image wrestling presents. its kind of silly and doesnt really matter and i do agree that its a young person thing bc for example my grandma who has been an activist since before my mum was born has enjoyed wrestling when it was on tv after the fall of the soviet union so like, its all fine i think. its also about this whole thing of consumption activism where what you buy and watch decides your morals and i guess you cant just justify disliking wrestling becasue its fake and lame so you have to make it an enemy of communism or whatever. its fine to just dislike things honestly sometimes you dont enjoy or understand something and thats fine, i dont get why people are into chess its patently insane to me and yet ive never accused anyone of being an anticommunist cia agent for knowing who magnus carlsen is or whatever

also thank you my headache did get a bit better im watching that ddt show that went up on universe today and im having fun!

#davis is straight up big and has a moustache. also one of the best movesets in wrestling today. like hes so cool #anyway #ALSO U R ALWAYS WELCOME TO DM ME AND/OR RANT IN MY INBOX I LOVE THAT SHIT.#rumini a zúzmaragyarmaton #wrassle

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ayzrules · 3 years

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10 Signs That You’re in an Ayz Novel/Project/Writing Collab/Rp/~Thing~

tagged by @homesteadchronicles <3! tysm for tagging me - i love these things!!!

1. SILK & STEEL MOTIFS - [ mai, rowena, camila (ish), all of proper young killing machines! ] ever since i was 14-15 and obsessing over book!sansa / book!margaery, and only enhanced by my gail carriger phase. maybe it has to do with the fact that i’m too lazy to ever get into a physical fight myself? LMAO but i love writing snakey political girls who don’t really do ~fighty~ stuff but absolutely are plotting something and will manipulate/backstab their way to getting it. and ofc they hide all of that behind perfect manners & designer gowns & high heels ;D. normally about working with the system & bending it to their advantage for w/e reason (revenge is pretty common lol), not necessarily destroying the system & making something new/better. which segues into:

2. ICE QUEEN TROPES - [ izzy, mari, yinmei ] i first started writing these girls as a direct foil to #1; i would say characters in both of these categories are just as ruthless as each other, but #2 are more obvious/overt about it and v v v blunt. instead of working with & manipulating the system, these girls tend to be the type to just break it apart with a sledgehammer, hahahha. sub-category/spinoff being the too-old/tired-for-your-shit-so-pls-fuck-off kind of vibe ;DDD

3. THE VERY MEAN VERY TERRIBLE GIRL W QUESTIONABLE MORALS IS A MAIN POV AND ALSO MY FAVORITE AND NO I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - [ tess + camila, kyvana, tselvya aka the murder princess trio of lay them to rest ] ummmmm no excuse except i might be not 100% straight lmfaoooooooo. i just can’t resist ruthless amoral girls in flouncy ruffles & floral frocks ok next (!)

4. TREE-HUGGING SHIT / POETRY IN NATURE - [ verdínqa, dulcifera, of daisies & ddt, a bit of run devil run ] i’m an envi sci nerd & study something similar w my degree program so no surprise :D ever since high school i’ve been into subverting the light = life & darkness = death trope, just after learning about shit like eutrophication & hypoxic waters etc where growth/a surplus actually leads to death, and sort of the belief that death in nature isn’t inherently bad for the entire system (ecocentric holism & alla’ that). and also a point that’s been driven home countless times by lectures, talks, books, webinars, what have you - the earth as just a planet will be fine even w all the anthropogenic shit going on, it’s humans who will be fucked. so that makes its way into my work a ton!

5. REINCARNATED QUEEN BEES - [ jenny, chae ] idk there’s just something so iconic about that aesthetic. zombie girls in chanel & luisa beccaria ya feel. the absolute vanity/arrogance/haughtiness of your typical hs movie rich bitch TM meets oh shit im not really alive and also eating brains is gross (i once googled human brain nutrition facts. quora saved a girl but also my search history is wack lmfao)..... yea! :kermitdab:

6. DITZY PINK SIDEKICK WHO IS ACTUALLY PRETTY BOOKSMART - [ steph, lea, lyra ] to (sort of) go with above, i like writing the bubbly girly girls who can throw front tucks and scorpions and double arabians like nobody’s business but also aren’t your stereotypical ‘dumb cheerleader’ trope; they’re just thought of as ditzy because of how nice/sweet/outgoing they are. also 3/4 times they drive crusty mom vans. yes this is me projecting my own driving experience no i will not change

7. SARCASTIC IDIOT MEME QUEENS - [ chrissy, inferna/vicky, angie ] always obsessed with memes, usually obsessed with food/sbux, kpop, or both. these girls are fun to write bc it’s like, 2 brain cells and they’re all devoted to simping for girl groups or copping free food deals (yes i make them all blackpink fans yes i am basic no i do not accept criticism) which is just #same. usually tend to be pretty scathing & hotheaded, also with a bit of a too-tired-for-this-pls-fuck-off energy ;D and that’s highkey my entire internal dialogue so like..... :kermitdab:

8. GLITTER + GORE / MURDER PRINCESSES - [ robot unicorn attack & its spinoff ‘rua: guts & glory’, proper young killing machines, lay them to rest, this new hyper-girly pokemon yugioh-esque collab w loml <333 ] traditionally “”””””””girly/feminine”””””””” aesthetics meets murder/other very dangerous activities you should not try at home!

9. FACETIOUS REFERENCES TO RL - [ gem quest, robot unicorn attack, lay them to rest, other things im prob forgetting ] basically i’m super facetious and also a clown and i like to poke fun at stupid things in my own life hahahah. gem quest is very modern meme culture meets high fantasy fairyland (& it was a collab with fanfan! so literally just my aes meets hers ;DDDDD) in the way i wrote it (references to twilight, phineas & ferb, kpop, other memes in the fairytale setting basically); robot unicorn attack is allllll about that petty celeb drama (just with a glitzy cyberpunk backdrop & also unicorns) LMAOOO & it does have tons of similarities to the kpop industry! & lay them to rest - aka murder princess aesthetic heaven - has me pulling out shit like ‘picstagram’ and ‘versacci’ (versace + gucci lol i’m so lame). one of the murder-y girls is a social media influencer/beauty guru. yeah!!

& last but not least-

10. MORE AESTHETIC THAN PLOT - [ insert everything i’ve ever written ] look i can NEVER come up with coherent plot lines WHATSOEVER but at least my pinterest is popping & my prose is all overly detailed descriptions of dresses & flowers LOL

tagging: @bebemoon @vampirkaninchen @morningstar1399 @now-on-elissastillstands @atimefordragons @tudorgirl @lend-your-lungs-to-me @bulletgirl @unholieds @artless-whimsy @interluxetumbra @clarienanaberry << sorry i cant splel ur writeblr @n-eusex + anyone who sees this & wants to do it!!! <3 <3 <3

#my stuff #my writing #TYSM FOR THE TAG THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN

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cedar-glade · 4 years

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I feel like every-once and a while I’ll talk about women scientists that helped progress my field, and without them my field wouldn’t be functioning: Dr. Lucy Braun, Dr. Elsie Quarterman, Dr. Martha Chase, Dr. Rosalind Franklin , Dr. Marie Curie. While they all are critical scientists that have allowed field botany based molecular research to develop into where it is in modern times, we would all be dead in the USA and Canada right now if it wasn’t for one women scientist, ecologist, and writer.

Seriously, dead

ecological collapse in both South America and North America too, im not even messing around like she stopped a damn apocalypse scenario almost by her self and most people have no fucking clue and it’s scary. So, yeah happy women’s day because if it wasn’t for Rachel Carson’s work with “Silent Spring” non of us would be alive and your parents would of been dieing from cancer and nothing besides a few really tough fungi would be alive in the Americas due to the over use of, not just DDT, but all high concentration pesticides, including a fucking nervegas that used to be sold over the counter that 1000′s.

so yeah, thank you Rachel Carson r.i.p. you saved us all.

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gaygwenpool · 5 years

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Black Ant and Taskmaster for the ship meme :3c

Hello there oh so anonymous nonnie! :3c Once again under the cut cuz I Ramble… @herbofoo come get your juice too

[ask meme]

Who cooks

Both but more often than not, they just order a pizza or even somethin fancier. Neither of them are particularly good cooks but both of them are also able to eat pretty much anythin… Though actually, im pretty sure while LMDs can eat, they dont derive any energy out of it so Eric basically runs on unstable Pym particles anyway. (Tasky probably bitches Eric should cook more often then, since they buy the pym pars mostly from Tony’s still considerably bigger paycheck and so technically he is already ‘cookin’ all meals for him)

Who does laundry and other chores

neither of them, lazy bastards lol. no okay for laundry, its Tasky mostly, again by virtue of Eric bein a robot and not having many actual clothes anymore (he always uses tasky’s metal polish tho) plus who the fuck wears WHITE to a fight like buddy i know its all an ego trip how you fight so well u dont get it dirty but STILL.

For the chores in general, Tony keeps track of what needs to be done and usually tells Ant to fix it cuz buddy’s too dumb and disorganized to do it on his own. And then Eric usually makes ants help him out.

How many children do they have:

none and aren’t plannin any! Eric is still terrified of fatherhood and Tony just.. couldnt care less, neither of them really want to fuck up some poor kid that didnt sign up for it… But Tasky still trains his henchies, not as extensively as he used to but every year he has several “courses”, he loves that and slowly Eric started to enjoy it too. They stay in touch with quite a few of them.

But well, technically there is Finesse. In fact, Tasky keeps tabs on how she is doing and sometimes they even hang out, but not that often, again mostly for Jeanne’s benefit. They started keeping in touch more, slightly before she joined A.I.M. and while Tasky would have been happier if she stuck to the merc life, he can see she’s happier with Nadia and other G.I.R.L. scientists so hey, he’s glad girl’s makin her own way.

Who’s more dominate:

Me on the mysteleon ask - no one, its a beautiful equal partnership Me on taskant - Tony lol.

I mean it’s definitely not as unbalanced as their were in the Initiative! But Tony is just.. used to lead. :’D And Eric for sure doesnt mind! That post with “going legally braindead when S/O picks you up” is ...relevant.

Favorite nonsexual activity:

Whatever they feel like at the moment, mostly just dicking around, lmao! They love partying and drinkin and just havin a good time with clubbing, singing their lungs off at karaokes, all that night life stuff! But also simply chillin at home with a bag of doritos and a cheesy romcom marathon or video games. Or enjoying the perks of luxurious life by shopping for ridiculously overpriced dumb stuff and robots and Weapons. And well sparing can be fun too or goin to pick up a fight with some strong villains/heroes so Tasky can renew his repertoire (that’s not that often though, more often he scores them a job so he can have fun, renew his repertoire AND get paid.)

Their favorite place to be together:

It really ties with what i’ve said in the last bullet point so the Bar With No Name is really a strong contestant, you can get everythin there booze, food, music, karaoke, friends, jobs and sometimes even a workout when heroes bust it up or simply when someone is being an ass (outside of the bar of course).

Any traditions:

Does backstabbing their employer count as a tradition because these two sure do it a lot.

What they do for each other on holidays:

Holidays are often a real busy period for mercs, all these family feuds resurfacing or business enemies tryin to blame it on that etc.. So they mostly just run around, tryin to earn all that sweet sweet moneycash lol. But they manage to find some time to both get and exchange presents, which are often somethin both can enjoy, either tickets for a WWE match or a concert or some cool gadgets for jobs...

Their “song”:

Obviously it had to be somethin fun and pop since Tasky is canonically a big Spice girls fan and Eric definitely loves stuff like that too. I swear i wanted to pick a less ‘classic’ song, but it ended up being really on the nose because it just fitted so well..

so Yeah, anyway, it’s Wannabe by Spice girls :’D just imagine them singin it at the top of their lungs at each other, havin an absolute blast.

Where did they go for their honeymoon:

Oh dont get me wrong, there were Big Plans!!! ….and then they got caught, one by police the other by a cult, so their big casino trip snowballed into running all over the place, trying to free each other, kick some ass, save the money and accidentally help save the world… You know how it goes. They ended up in some washed up place, drinkin with Deadpool and Bullseye (Yes they tried to kill each other like an hour ago during those honeymoon shenanigans, whats your point) but hell, they still had fun.

Where did they first meet:

At the Initiative, Ant was a young cadet under Tasky’s mentoring. Eric was (is) obnoxious, dumb and awkward but he was eager to please while being enough of a lazy bastard for Tasky to appreciate. And ever since that one time when Eric offered to share his Chuck episodes on his phone instead of the two of them answering the call to arms, they started to hang out more and more.

Any pets:

Ants… So many.. ants……….. And not in neat vivariums either, they are simply walking around like they own the place. Tasky definitely isnt happy with that and he threatens Eric regularly, that if he wont stop feedin them or send them away this instant, he’ll just spray them all with DDT, but they both know he wouldn’t.

At some point, Eric wanted to get into beekeeping, but he didnt really have time nor patience for it, not to mention they gotta move often and a lot. So he just. Asked some wild bees to make a hive at their place. (”We’re gonna have honey AND i can command them to attack any intruders, I’m a genius!”) It went about as well as you’d expect. At least the hood+skele mask hides stings pretty ok...

As for Tasky, he kept Tess-1, that giant murder robot from Secret Avengers and he has the Fluffiest snowhite cat as well, like a Gorgeous Soft angel cloud, this cat could win medals on contests. She is a spoiled princess that only eats the most expensive fresh tuna and also all the weird bits and pieces of gore the mercs accidentally bring home on their boots n weapons. Her name’s Kitty Spice because a certain T. Masters is hopeless. She sleeps on Anty the same way cats sleep on computers and in general is super cuddly.

What do they fight over:

Lots of things! Tasky has his temper and both of them can be annoying fucks. From the dumbest tiniest stuff (like Eric leaving his dildo in the fridge who the fuck does that or Tony not lending him his guns, that aint fair you have so MANY of them) to more serious stuff (like the first time Tasky had a bigger amnesia attack, making him forget not just the beer he invited Black Ant to but forget Eric all together… Ant knew a little about Tasky’s memory issues, but they are still both ruthless mercs so Tony didnt divulge much in order to avoid vulnerability or manipulations.. Eric took it hard, he didnt really understand how it worked (or wanted to understand), he just kept going on about how he doesnt mind Tasky forgetting what they did last few years but how could he forget him???

Do they go on vacations, if so where:

Well, they did pay for that beautiful beach house in Belize so… ;)

#taskmaster #tony masters #black ant #eric ogrady #eric o'grady #marvel #mercs #patchwork #kao posts

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eight-six-seven-5-three-o-nine · 6 years

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ATTENTION !!! YEAH YOU !!!

okay thanks for your attention ive just gotta talk about how fucking

HYPED

I am that bald eagles are still around and alive because if you didnt know lemme school you. Ahem:

Awhile ago, like YEARS ago there was this bad thing called DDT that people would use as pesticides and bascially it just fucked up the whole ecosystem and a lot of shit was getting fucked up.

The eagles would lay their eggs right? But since they were living in this area/eating food that had these pesticides when it came time for their eggs to hatch they wouldnt develop correctly and break prematurely.

THIS IS GETTING LONG IM SORRY

Anyway, the eggs would break meaning they couldnt reproduce so basically bald eagles almost went extinct and it was super rare to spot them, but now I see them almost on a daily basis and it just makes me SO FUCKING HAPPY.

So yeah thanks that was my rant. Eagles are cool DDT isnt.

#tldr: eagles man #sorry for my rant #i saw a bird #and #got really excited #thanks

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infinityknight25 · 7 years

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Lucha Underground: An Extreme Uprising part 2

Scene: Back in the temple

*****NOTE: This imagine may contain a spoiler or two for those who are currently watching season three. Read at your own risk.

Striker: Welcome back everyone to the Temple. Vampiro we are about to see a battle for the ages. A three way dance to see who will face Pentagon Dark for the Lucha Underground championship in our main event.

Vampiro: Yeah and this isn’t just any typical three way match. Its an elimination style match. And these aren’t just any typical wrestlers. These there’s guys are behemoths who feed on destruction.

Matanza’s music comes on first. He comes out accompanied by Dario Cueto.

Vampiro: I gotta tell you man Matanza is one scary dude. He is gonna use his mean streak to try and end this early.

Striker: No doubt there Vamp. Dario does not look happy.

Vampiro: Would you be if you lost your pride and joy?

Matanza enters the ring and Dario stands outside with a very unhappy appearance.Mil Muertes music comes on and he enters on the top level entrance with Catrina. Catrina is still smelling the black rose. Striker: The man of 1,000 deaths has entered the Temple. Mil being a former champion there’s no doubt he understands what’s at stake here. Im also sure he wants to get his hands on Pentagon Dark and show reteach him the feeling of pain. Vampiro: Mil looks very ready to lay into Matanza already. Striker: Yes there is no love lost there. Mil climbs into the ring as Catrina stands on the opposite side of the ring from Dario. Lesnar’s music starts. Heyman comes out the lower entrance first with Lesnar behind him. A cocky smile.

Striker: All three men are well known for their mean streaks and what they can do to people. Lesnar has made in name known in MMA as well as other places in the wrestling world. Now he has come to the temple to show the world what he can do against the best luchadors from all over the world. Vampiro: This man’s reputation proceeds him. He has so many accomplishments and his appetite for more is so impressing dude. This match is gonna be a fun one to watch. Lesnar jumps on the apron and both of the men charge him. He shoulders both men in the gut from in between the top and second rope. Striker: non of these men wasting time going after each other here in the early going. Vampiro: With all three being such big guys they aren’t gonna try to drag it out brother. They are gonna want to use their power and hit hard early and often. Striker: Lesnar now in the ring going after both men with punches. Lesnar then shoves Matanza into a corner. Now soley focused on Mil Muertes he give him a belly to belly suplex. Vampiro: Ohhhh next stop the mat. Striker: Funny I thought you were gonna say something else. Vampiro: You kidding no matter who owns this company I don’t think we have the kind of money to afford a team of lawyers to make that kind of reference. Striker: Very true. Oh! Matanza now with both hands around the throat of Lesnar, but here comes Muertes with a shot from behind. Matanza now turning his focus on Muertes for the moment. And wow! What a German suplex to Matanza by Lesnar! Vampiro: Lesnar isn’t messing around man. I told you, you gotta hit big and Lesnar is doing just that. Striker: But Muertes capitalizes on the big move with a soccer kick to the ribs of Lesnar. Vampiro: That will leave Lesnar sucking wind for a minute. Striker: Muertes now turns his attention to Matanza. Muertes picks up Matanza and lifts him up by the throat with both hands. Muertes then slams him to the mat. Striker: There you go Vamp. Another good shot from Muertes. Who now looks to be going for a cobra clutch on Matanza. Boom Lesnar with a spear. Lesnar getting back to his feet. And matanza hits Lesnar with a spear of his own! Vampiro: Man Matanza caught Lesnar good with that one. Thats like his first big move of the match. Striker: Lesnar doubled over in the center of the ring. Matanza runs to the ropes and is tripped up by Heyman. Vampiro: come on man don’t focus on the guys on the outside that’s how you get got. Striker: Matanza now turning his focus back on Lesnar who kicks Matanza in the mid section. And backs it up with a ddt. Muertes now charging Lesnar. And Lesnar counters with a belly to belly suplex. Vampiro: These guys are delivering a great match man. No down time between any of them. Just go go go. Striker: And Muertes and Matanza now both backing Lesnar into a corner. Both men punching his face back and forth. Now a whip to the ropes. A double arm drag from Matanza and Muertes. Matanza and Mil look up from Lesnar and look at each other. Vampiro: And the short lived duo is over. Striker: Matanza with a right Muertes blocks. Now Muertes with a right but Matanza blocks. Matanza holding the fist of Muertes. And Muertes kicks Matanza in the gut but he stands right back up. Vampiro: These guys man they have no quit in them. Striker: And Lesnar out of nowhere with a huge German suplex on Muertes. Matanza grabbing Lesnar by the throat. Up he goes. Massive chokeslam from Matanza. Matanza now looking at Muertes. Vampiro: Forget about him. Go for the pin brother. Strkier: I don’t think he’s listening to you as he sets up for a chokeslam on Muertes. Matanza starts taunting the crowd while holding on to Muertes. Vampiro: Your taking too long man. Striker: Mil Muertes grabs the throat of Matanza now. Pulls him in. The flatliner connects. Hes heading for the pin. But Lesnar grabs him before he can get there and tosses Mil Muertes out of the ring likes he’s a child onto Dario Cueto. Vampiro: It’s about to get real here for all these competitors. Striker: Lesnar’s focus is now on the grounded Matanza. He picks him up. Matanza now on the shoulders of Lesnar. F5!!!! A tornado has just touched down in Boyle Heights!!! Vampiro: That move shook the entire Temple dude. Lesnar has such force and violence behind his move set man it’s incredible. Striker: What’s even more impressive is the big man going onto the top rope. Matanza on the mat. Shooting star press from the massive Lesnar! How does a big man move like that. Vampiro: For a big guy, he sure is good with that move. Its very difficult even for some of the smaller guys. You cant knock his athleticism. Striker: One. Two. Three. It’s over for Matanza. And then there was Mil Muertes. Vampiro: Look at Dario man. He can’t believe what just happened the guy is I total shock. Striker: Some of that might be from being stuck under the large mass known as Mil Muertes. Who is now back in the ring locked in a stare down with Lesnar. Vampiro: This moment is so intense. Oh here we go. Striker: The tie up between the two. Lensar breaks it and goes for a bear hug. He squeezes hard once. Twice. Vampiro: I’ve seen this before brother what comes next isn’t good. Striker: Lesnar slamming Matanza in the mat like he’s a small child. Vampiro: I hate to say but this guy might be in a league of his own as far as strength goes. Pentagon might wanna watch out cuz Lesnar is coming for him. Striker:Lesnar picking up Mil Muertes a feeling of an end here perhaps. Vampiro: Check it out brother. Catrina trying to pull some slick moves here. Striker: Catrina on the apron trying to distract the ref. Lesnar isn’t phased as he hits Muertes with an F5! He covers. Now he sees it. He picks up Muertes again. Vampiro: Catrina’s plan is backfiring brother. I think her best course of action is to let this one go and let Muertes live to fight another day. Striker: Lesnar with another F5 on Muertes. Heyman has a mic now. Heyman:(talking to the ref) Hey! As the owner of the Lucha Underground Temple I order to ban here from ring side. Throw her out of here! Striker: The ref throwing Catrina out. Lesnar getting down and putting Muertes in a kimora. Striker: One.Two. Three. Yep Lesnar standing triumphantly. Ohh!!! Pentagon Dark comes out of nowhere with massive chair shots to the back of Lesnar. Vampiro: Well Heyman said all matches are no DQ. He brought this on himself. Striker: Well Pentagon has a mic now. Pentagon: Tonight you will watch as I break the arm of your beast! Striker: Strong word from Pentagon as he goes back to work with that chair. Vampiro: Man rough chair shot after chair shot. Thing is though each one improves his chances of staying champ. Striker: Pentagon backing off now Lesnar getting up and Pentagon throws the chair at Lesnar’s head. Pentagon showing no mercy here. Perhaps realizing the severity of the situation he’s in. Vampiro: No doubt a rough one cause if Lesnar gets a hold of him it could be bad. Striker: Pentagon off the ropes now. Goes for a tornado ddt and Lesanr throws Pentagon to the ground! Grabbing hold of Pentagon again. Goung for a powerbomb. He’s not letting go. Lesnar going for a second. Vampiro: Pentagon might be in a bad way here brother. Striker: That double powerbomb had to take a lot out of him Lesnar now picking Pentagon Dark up off the ground. Low blow by Pentagon! Vampiro: Again No dq. How’s thay rule working out for you Heyman? Striker: Pentagon with a kick to the chest followed by an insugiri. Now picking up Lesnar who counters with a shot to the mid section. Picking up Pentagon up on his shoulders. F5! It’s over, it’s gotta be over. Heyman: (shouting from ringside without a mic) Break his arm!!! Vampiro: Don’t think so bro. Lesnar is gonna do to Pentagon what he said he would to him. Striker: Pentagon in the Kimora. Trying to hold on as best as he can. He taps! We have a new champion in the Temple. And Lesnar isn’t letting go. Heyman: (without a mic) Break it Brock! Break his arm! Vampiro: Ahhhh. Thats it. Striker: My co host Vampiro has left the commentary table. He’s now in the ring. Oh!!!! Huge chair shot to the head from Vampiro. All to save his servant Pentagon Dark. Or former servant. I’m not sure which. Heyman: (With a mic toward Vampiro ) Ian!!! Your suspended!!! Get out of my ring. And Ian to show you I will be fair. It’s only for one night. Then you can come back and show me you can behave in MY Temple. Striker: An interesting and perhaps unfortunate turn of events. Ladies and gentlemen for Vampiro. I’m Matt Striker and this has been Lucha Underground.

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