#definitelydivergent

[elitehoe]

From Kenny and I:

Need the Bucks to have the most obnoxious, flashy celebration on Wed tbh

Need them in the ring with balloons, streamers, confetti, cake, fake champagne, and Matt on the mic being a horrible ass for like 20 full minutes then Nick being an absolute hot head for 10 more minutes

#like if that's not too much to ask for that's all i want #babygirls are champion and I'm just so normal about it as i always am #don't mind us we're super spies xd #definitelydivergent #asked

[citrinesparkles]

you had me worried

jason todd x gender neutral reader. 906 words. notes: hi please don't call people if you're trying to keep one or both parties anonymous <3 but for the sake of this little story, please disregard that. just insert bat-tech for anonymity <3 also, this was requested by @definitelydivergent as part of my blogiversary celebration! thank you so much, honey- hope you enjoy :) warnings: anxiety, canon-typical terrorism and violence

"hey, perfect timing. i was just thinking about y-"

jason's agitated voice, distorted slightly by the phone, cut you off. "baby, baby- shh, stop talking. where are you? home?"

his words were surrounded by heavy breathing, crashes, and shouting, a cacophony unsettling enough to distract you from how rude 'stop talking' was. "yeah?"

"thank god," he muttered, before grunting in effort and raising his voice over a clattering noise in the background. "i need you to stay there, okay?"

"is everything okay?"

"no, everything's shit- robin! your six!- and i need you to stay put." he paused for a moment, and you could hear a slam in the background. "please."

"okay," you mumbled, trying to swallow your rising nerves. "are you..."

"i'll play it smart," he answered the unspoken question. another crash. "i'll be careful."

"you'd better."

"i've got to go."

"be safe," you added, worry fully audible.

"see you soon."

and the call ended.

-

the night passed slowly. slower than usual.

you did you best to keep occupied, answering emails and scrubbing dishes and watching videos of a lady playing the spoons, but your mind kept revisiting the short conversation with jason.

the sour feeling in your stomach never faded, replaying the genuine concern in his voice. he wasn't easily rattled- you hadn't heard that tone in a very long time. it was hard to imagine what could have caused it, much less drove him to call you and ask you not to go out. once you had run out of chores and musical entertainment, you begrudgingly gave in, flopped into bed, and turned on the news.

"-left the scene, taking the now-infamous harvey dent into custody once again."

you swore quietly, watching as the camera zoomed in on a trampled black-and-white cookie directly behind the reporter.

"witnesses state that several vigilantes were involved in his re-capture, including batman, robin, and batgirl. as per usual, they have taken off into the night before they could be questioned on the situation."

"thanks, maria. the chilling events of this evening seem to be resolved, thanks to speedy response time by-"

you muted the tv and dropped the remote onto the bed beside you, staring disinterestedly at the man speaking. text scrolled across the bottom of the screen, blandly describing a forked approach to crime- two face had, appropriately, split his attention two ways. one half of his attack had been a bomb threat surrounding a political rally downtown; the other half had been his goons randomly selecting hostages from the streets.

highlighting corruption and random luck simultaneously. it was impressively planned, you could admit that much.

but now, knowing now what had happened, you wondered where jason was.

the red hood's involvement in the festivities going unmentioned wasn't surprising- it was a good sign, really, meaning he was well enough to avoid onlookers and nosy cameras.

but you wondered.

-

you didn't wonder long, soon hearing the window slide open and shut again.

"honey?"

"here!" you hopped out of bed, following his voice to meet him in the hall.

he had already shed his helmet, concern and exhaustion visible on his handsome face as he breathed your name. "you okay?"

"yeah, i'm okay. i stayed put."

"thank you," he mumbled, letting the tension melt from his shoulders. he pulled you in, holding you to his chest with an one arm around your waist and the other over your shoulders. "thank you."

returning the hug was the easiest thing you'd done all day, melting into his hold and rubbing your hands over his back. "thank you for coming back in one piece. are you okay?"

"i'm fine. i just needed to know you were safe." his thumb traveled across the back of your neck, the seam of his glove catching on the collar of your shirt.

"you were the one out there, jason. you had me worried."

he let out a carefully neutral hum- jason for 'i know' and 'i'm sorry'. "we're okay," he said quietly, kissing your head. "we're okay."

you nodded, pulling back to meet his weary eyes. "we're okay," you confirmed, watching some of the tension leave his brow.

to say you had a lot of questions was an understatement. the news had shown you an incomplete picture of what had happened, and the fact that he was so clearly shaken up told you that there was a very big picture to see.

'you had me worried' barely scratched the surface.

but he was home.

everything else could wait for the morning, so instead of asking 'how bad was it' or 'are you okay' or 'why did you seem surprised to see me home, right where i promised i would be', you brought your hands up to cup his face. he immediately nuzzled into your hold, bringing a small smile to your lips. "c'mon, handsome. let's get you out of that suit, okay?"

you slid back, ready to turn and head back into the bedroom and set out clean pajamas, but you were stopped in your tracks by him grabbing at your waist. "wait- wait. can we just..." his fingers bunched in your shirt, gently pulling you back to him before finishing his sentence in a whisper. "be here for a minute?"

your questions came back with a vengeance, but he looked shaken enough already, so you just slipped back into your place against his chest and held close.

it could wait for the morning.

#citrine writes #c's blogiversary #definitelydivergent #today's the actual blogiversary and i posted with #checks watch #5 minutes to spare #jason todd imagine #jason todd x reader #jason todd #dc #imagines #gn reader #dc imagine #dc x reader #dc comics #anxiety cw

[the-kipsabian]

Is that p-

is that pi-

PINK SUIT?

it sure is!!!

#thank you for asking! <3 #definitelydivergent #the lighting in these does not do it justice. it was pink. a very soft pink but still pink case closed #box thoughts

[antvnger]

((I love Shakespeare’s Star Wars and the Avengers has so far been very entertaining so far! @definitelydivergent ))

BANNER

Where, Fury? For my massive cage is ta’en.

FURY

‘Twas but in case—

BANNER

—Ye did desire to kill me. Yet ye cannot. I know—I tried. Once, I was monstrously depress’d and saw no end, And hop’d, myself, might my quietus make with a bare bullet. Taking, then, the gun, I fir’d it in my mouth and th’other man Spit out the bullet see I knew what happ’d. Thus I mov’d on, and only sought to serve—Assisting people in their time of need—I once was good, ‘til ye remov’d me thence And brought me hither to this freakish show, Which action putteth ev’ryone at risk.

[He picks up the scepter without realizing.

Wouldst know my secret, Agent Romanoff—How I stay calm when all the world goes mad?

STARK

I prithee, Doctor Banner, set it down—The scepter thou hast lifted from its place.

[A computer beeps. Banner puts down the scepter.

FURY

The signal’s trac’d.

BANNER

—Apologies, my friends—Ye shall not see my greatest party trick.

The Bard’s Avengers Game

#for the ant mun #definitelydivergent #the bard’s avengers #bruce banner #the hulk #assemble ye avengers #avengers #tw death mention #tw suicide #tw suicide mention

[stormbornpirate]

Your delight at the Ace Austin Hardware post is filling me with delight XD!!!!!!

I was laughing so hard I started crying 😂😂 Reading the warning on the side of the image was like hearing the side effects of medicine being read off on a commercial. OH MY GOODNESS NOW THERE'S AN ACE HARDWARE COMMERCIAL PLAYING AND I'M THINKING OF YOUR ACE AUSTIN HARDWARE POST 😂😂😂

#definitelydivergent #elle #i'm dying of laughter here 😂

[r-truth]

THIS DELIGHTS ME

I need to spam reblog your stuff again asap honestly you are such a big supplier of that good nxt content especially

tags like yours make me wanna make gifs more often 🥺✨❤️

#sorry i couldnt supply nxt gifs this week!!! it was a Bad University Week™ fjkfkf #next week foR SURE i'll make gifs of nxt. and my lov. el ei nait 💫 #definitelydivergent #answered

[salad-juice-enjoyer]

Isaac hello! If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Why?

If you were a type of tree, what type would you be?

I hope you are well!

>If you could go anywhere in the world right now, where would you go? Why?

Morrocco. Parents went there a mont ago, so it's still fresh in my mind.

>If you were a type of tree, what type would you be?

Olive tree. Classic "you are what you eat" answer.

>I hope you are well!

uuhhhh........... 😵‍💫

Currently pushing through the last few hours of my first hackathon. Only hanging thru spite, and memes.

#Isaac answers #mutuals #definitelydivergent

[retro-rezz-the-est]

Orange Cassidy!

❤️❤️❤️

#we stan our nonchalant and overtly not giving a damn champ over here #my inbox has been filled #definitelydivergent

[basil-the-middleground]

AT WRESTLEMANIA

IT'S BASIL VS. BASIL

YOU VS. A BASIL PLANT

Huh....

Well wouldn't be the first time I fought a plant, so BRING IT ON YOU LEAFY THING!!

#definitelydivergent #ask game #This was a good ask

[elitehoe]

From Kenny and I:

😍

I think I'm cured of Yoh fever!

Oh now you've done it 🤩🤩

That's so great!! I've fallen into fever myself and it's not good!

#wk 2022 so special what if i just watched the whole event back?? #don't mind us we're super spies xd #definitelydivergent #asked

[citrinesparkles]

Your blog has such a gentle and warm and lovely feel to it, like waking up in your beloved's arms, their smile lit by the growing sunrise

omg 🥺🥺 you are SOOOO sweet 😭 this is such a lovely message to wake up to!

i'm so glad you feel that way :) i really do try to make it as comfy as possible, so this is really great to hear 😤 i hope it remains that way for a long time to come!

#citrine responds #im so 🥰 over this omg #you're so kind #AND YOUR TAGS LATELY #have really been so encouraging #you're such a sweetheart #thank you 😭 #definitelydivergent #mailbox #comments

[the-kipsabian]

What breed of cat is Kip?

this took a while but hes absolutely an ocicat tho. friendly and sociable, needs companionship if left alone for too long, active, smart and trusting

#thank you for asking! <3 #definitelydivergent #im a bad cat mom i dont know breeds lmao #but thankfully google is a friend so here you go!!

[soonhoonsol]

My dear, dear Chey, it has been far too long since I've visited your askbox! I want to wish you a happy birthday!!! I am so very glad that you were born and so very proud of how you continue to grow each year!!! God Bless you!!!

ELLE my beloved!!! thank you love 🥰🥰🥰 you're so sweet ily ❣️

#askchey #definitelydivergent #elle 🐚 #my lovely moot <3 #cheybday2022

[ss-trashboat]

So he's actually been tweeting alot about his adventures in Mexico, reminiscing about his time there! One of the places he visited was a market he frequented and THIS IS SO ADORABLE I CANNOT

SCREAMING???????

my god this is so wholesome and precious i might cry AH

#elle #unlikelywrestlingfan #definitelydivergent #i've really enjoyed seeing his adventures in mexico tho #the tweets are so wholesome ah #i missed this one tho just. AH #i love him #thank you for asking bb!!

[stormbornpirate]

Fill your inbox you say? Let's go!

What colors do you associate with your fave wrestlers?

ELP of course is a neon green.

Ace is purple BECAUSE OF COURSE. Also because of a Gambit reference here because of Gambit's powers glowing purple lol

Clark, I'm torn between a dark blue or alligator green for him 😂

Undertaker is a really dark purple all because when I was a kid, I remember the purple lighting for his entrance and was so enthralled by that.

Aussie Open, I associate them with the pretty green and gold of UE.

Will Ospreay, I associate with Spidey red [only way I can think to describe it because I remember him in his Spiderman color gear when I first saw him lol].

Kip, I associate him with royal blue.

Penny, I associate her with dark red

Adam Cole would be baby blue.

I think I'm gonna stop the list there cause I could go on for quite a while LOL

#definitelydivergent #unlikelywrestlingfan #elle #thank you for asking <3

[r-truth]

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity!! (And obviously no pressure if you don't want to.)

-definitelydivergent/unlikelywrestlingfan <3

hello elle!!!! always nice to see you on my dash AND asks every once in a while <3

etia (my cat keeps me alive ngl)

friends <3 both online and real life

wrasslin

my grandparents' farm. they passed away ten years ago but that place remains forever. im just. the happiest there!

music

thank you for this ask!

#definitelydivergent #answered