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vampaiaz · 2 years

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stranger things filth (some fluff!)

warning: this’ll be headcanons about characters when they’re intimate with you so vulgar language ahead! this’ll also be mostly for afab readers!!!

notes: should i do an amab ver?😲 i mean, you could request anything!!! just request and i’ll try my very best to satisfy you

characters: eddie munson, steve harrington, billy hargrove, jonathan byers, robin buckley, and nancy wheeler

ೃ⁀➷ EDDIE MUNSON

he definitely loves to talk about your body as he fucks you, just saying everything he loves about it from your perfect tits to your soft thighs

whenever you’re away, he can’t stop thinking about you so he rubs one out. his mind plagued with the thought of your face whenever he goes in and out of you, his hand gripping hard and taking fast strokes just to mimic how your walls tighten around him.

god he’s so loud, sometimes even louder than you. he doesn’t care if it’s “not normal” or makes him “less of a man” you like it when you hear him moan or whimper, he knows that, so he loves being right next to your ear moaning your name as he cums.

whenever he goes down on you, your fingers will never not leave his hair, pulling and gripping the fuck out of it. eddie loves it, makes his eyes roll back a bit, makes him whimper against your clit.

big fan of aftercare T-T he loooves just cuddling with you right after, playing a soft tune on his guitar for you, or even fixing up a snack for you after cleaning you!!! he’s the sweetest before, while, and after being intimate with him.

bonus! his favorite position is seashell, why? the closest to a full nelson where he can see your face. eddie has to see your pretty face, he needs to. he wants to know that he’s making you feel good.

ೃ⁀➷ STEVE HARRINGTON

i feel like he’s secretly a total perv, anything you do innocently it’d get him hard. you kneel down to reach for something that fell under the table, you suddenly see him trying to adjust his jeans. you’re happily eating a popsicle on a hot day at the community pool, he’s gotta take a dip in the pool to “cool down.”

he wouldn’t be into hurting you that much but slapping his dick on your face? definitely, he loves it. after you give him the best head he’s ever gotten, he slaps you with his dick on your cheeks to slapping it on your tongue, and asking you “isn’t this the best dick you’ve ever sucked?” to hear your answer just to inflate his ego.

based off that one scene with the “six nuggets” he wants, steve has an impregnation or breeding kink, IM RIGHT!! so real!!! he would be fucking you rough and hard while whispering “you gonna let me fill you up? make you all round and plump, hm? ready to make you a mommy. so ready, y/n.”

but he’s usually sweet and takes his time with you. he wants you to know that you’re his girl, his only girl. you would sometimes even tear up at how sweet he was being, and if you do let a tear fall he’ll not hesitate to reassure you and leave quick kisses on your forehead. BUT ALSO he takes it nice and slow because he wants to make your walls remember his shape, cervix kisses all the way with him.

ೃ⁀➷ BILLY HARGROVE

oh get ready for this one!!!! (can u tell i want him to do me so bad)

most definitely into overstim, he loves making you cry and desperately beg for more under him. he watches your eyes brim with tears and smiles, then gives you what you want. you’d tell him he’s a total dacryphilliac but he denies it a lot (so bad at lying.)

loves to finger you, until you’ve got your hands on his arm, trying to stop him from making you cum for the 5th time. once you cum, he brings his fingers to his mouth and licks it all up while staring into your eyes.

i feel like billy is kinda gross…. which is good i love gross, so that means spit kink!!!! billy will take any moment he can to spit on you. he’s eating you out? he’ll spit right onto your pussy, you’re sucking him off? he spits right onto his dick then your mouth because he wants to “help” you, and last but not least! whenever you two make out, he never fails to make you feel so weak. his tongue just overpowering yours every time and your mouth being filled with his spit until you’re both drooling.

he’s an ass man, idc if you disagree but this man would leave so many bite marks on your thighs up to your ass. when the two of you are alone in his room and you’re sitting on his bed in just panties, he never fails to point out the healing mark on your cheek, don’t worry he’ll bite it again.

i don’t think he’d be into names/titles, but something about you calling him “hargrove” when you’re hatefucking makes him so insane, the fact that you want to make him feel like nothing and it gets him even more mad just makes the sex more fun! (you two make up after don’t worry, just a usual fight, he’s got issues right.)

“cmon pretty girl, use your words for me.” OHHH MYYY GOOOOD

he’s also a big pervert, but is proud. he’s too much at school, when you pass each other in between classes, he doesn’t hesitate to grab your ass. he even places his face right in between your tits just to smell you, it was weird at first but he’s cute when he does it. also, tommy? he’d sometimes talk about you in a way billy does not enjoy, so whenever there’s a house party, he never fails to make tommy see you getting fucked out in a random ass bathroom. you and billy love getting caught.

full nelson…. he’s such an enthusiast for a full nelson, this position is his favorite and when you let him do it, oh he’ll be rough. he loves it because you can’t do anything at all, you’re stuck being his toy, he knows your eyes are rolling back because he’s bruising up your cervix. you’re moaning so loud and that gives him more motivation to make you cum.

bonus! cockwarming, he likes it in your mouth the most. one time he told you he had a test but didn’t wanna study, so you came up with a plan and that was keeping his cock in your mouth while he studies and once he’s done you move as a reward. ever since that happened he’s been so obsessed with just having you go down and make your jaw sore from being open for him for so long.

something really cute he’d do is give you an extra bottle of his perfume (it’d definitely be a unisex scent btw) he loves the idea of letting people know you’re his, so why not make you wear his scent.

ೃ⁀➷ JONATHAN BYERS

i am so excited for this one YOU DONT EVEN KNOWWW

loves names, degrading ones especially. you call him a pervert or a loser and he’s cumming, he feels guilty for being disgusting but you make him love being that way, he’s so submissive for you it’s crazy.

ever since s4, i just know he loves high sex, he’s got more control. while fucking you, he’s got a camera flashing and those photos of you fucked out are sitting right inside his wallet, something to remind him of his pretty baby.

so whiney, so loud. you’ve got him saying “please, i need to cum. please. i need it.” repeatedly right next to your ear.

his fingers are in you while your hand is on his dick, mutual masturbation is something you both enjoy so much. after you cum on his fingers, he brings them up to your mouth and watches you suck your own juices off his fingers.

boobs guy, such a big fan of your tits. he’d suck and bite a lot, he’d spend most of the foreplay on your tits, you’re sensitive there and he just loves watching you whimper and shiver a bit.

bonus! face fucking, he doesn’t start in a fast pace, he takes it slow and really making you gag on him. his tip reaching the back of your throat real slow, he wants to feel you close up on him, he wants to cum right down your throat.

leaves some of his clothes at your place, he had to lend you his shirt and boxers once, and ever since then he’s been obsessed seeing you with his clothes on. it’s like a way to keep him close to you at all times.

ೃ⁀➷ ROBIN BUCKLEY

super into thigh riding, she loves to see you rut on her thigh and she’s got her hand on either your throat or your ass.

she loves eating you out from behind, face down ass up then suddenly her hands are kneading your ass and her tongue is on your pussy.

she’s a switch leaning a bit toward dominant, but when she does get subby, you’re going down on her and she’s crying for more, rutting her hips for more friction on your tongue.

when you wear a skirt around her, she’s SOOO touchy, can’t keep her hands to herself. you could just be reading a book next to her, then your panties are on your ankles and her face is under your skirt.

ever since you squirted that one time you two masturbated together, she makes it her mission, I REPEAT, HER MISSION!! to make you squirt all the time, she’s got amazing technique so…

let’s be honest robin would flirt a lot but when you do it back out of nowhere, she’ll get so flustered. you make her face heat up every time, she’s so cute T-T.

ice cream dates, reminds her of her job at scoops ahoy, and the very first time you two met! it makes you feel so special when she still remembers the first time you two met.

ೃ⁀➷ NANCY WHEELER

if the strap-ons that could cum existed in the 80’s nancy would love using that when she’s with you. it could be you receiving or her receiving, it’ll be hot no matter what.

you two always have “sleepovers” at her house, secretly letting herself enjoy tasting you down there in her pretty pink room.

SHE LOVES SPANKING, you’ve been rude to her or anyone else? you’re immediately coming home with her and counting every smack until your ass gets red.

if you have tattoos, nancy will leave kisses on it. she loves your tattoos because they look so pretty on you, and when other people point it out she gets jealous and brings it out on you by abusing your clit when the two of you are alone.

when you masturbate in front of her, then you cum, you bring your fingers to her mouth and maintain eye contact while letting her suck. her pretty eyes just staring up at you make you wanna pounce at her.

such a big fan of public sex, the adrenaline she gets from it, from you? it’s the best thing ever.

you love to gift her stuff you make or stuff you get from a trip, she keeps them on a table in her room, and likes to look at them when she misses you T-T.

she’d give you random poems sometimes, she’d also point at random flowers or stray cats and say “look, it’s you!”

#stranger things smut #stranger things fluff #eddie munson #steve harrington #billy hargrove #jonathan byers #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #eddie munson smut #steve harrington smut #billy hargrove smut #jonathan byers smut #robin buckley smut #nancy wheeler smut #wlw #stranger things 4

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helloitsbees · 5 years

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since the theater was COMPLETELY empty i was able to take notes during the entirety of the goldfinch. here are my thots (spoilers included):

ok limited aspect ratio im into it

the narration is uh. not very good

oddly enough I’m getting twilight new moon vibes w/ the seasons changing through the window

“HE IS A MINOR CHILD” ACTUAL QUOTE

step one: adopt child

step two: offer child a stiff drink

no kid in this movie acts like a human

“MY MOM BLEW UP OVER THAT SHIT TOO” ACTUAL QUOTE

kids are literally shoving him in the halls after his mom literally died. this movie has all the subtlety of Reefer Madness

you give the kid pills but not therapy. okay

Only Smart People Play Chess And Also It’s A Metaphor For The Protagonist’s Current Situation

why are they letting him just wander the streets of new york after what happened to him???? hello???????

“you’re the boy whose mother was killed there” i’m sure that applies to a lot of kids who were there but ok

that looks like the world’s best grilled cheese

god im hungry

“sorry, i’ve forgotten things” y’know, how Real Kids talk

“you look like someone who listens to Beethoven” thats a cold accurate read honestly

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP OFFERING DRUGS TO THIS CHILD

does this mini flashback happen on the same day or does he literally just wear the same clothes every single day

no wait Pippa’s wearing different clothes he’s wearing the same sweater every single day

he sounds like he’s reading lines in a middle school play

okay he looks a lot like ansel elgort when he does that half smile thing, a+ casting

WHO DO I HAVE TO BLOW TO GET A CUP OF COFFEE AROUND HERE

god why is the child acting so fucking BAD

“they’ve grown quite fond of you” Y’KNOW, HOW NINE YEAR OLD KIDS TALK

SARAH PAULSON

wait she’s terrible

please stop drugging the child

the house in Vegas looks like the model home from arrested development

oh so they’re the worst. got it

what the fuck is up with ansel’s diction/accent

okay im very happy with the Complete Disregard for the potential Pippa/Theo subplot. i can hear the heterosexual shock from here

fact check, you can’t buy two drinks at once for yourself in new york it’s against the law

the music is WAY too much for the scene where he sees nicole kidman again

wait so if he lives nearby then why hasn’t he visited them at all

oh god the sister’s gonna try to seduce him isn’t she

ok good she didn’t

nobody:

absolutely no one:

not a soul:

finn wolfhard: HÄH!

cowboy hat guy looks like steve carell in foxcatcher

“THATS ME, PURE SCORPIO” and then his textbook title is literally scorpio SUBTLE

bastard and casey

“how will we know when they [the drugs] start working?” jump cut to the boys lying by a pool talking about how boris’s dad killed a guy

slfkfkfjadlgllglajaj the dad is such a SCUMBAG

“act normal” bud neither of you have been acting normal since this goddamn movie started

oh god the editing got so bad so suddenly

love that the taxi driver witnessed The Kiss and was just chill for the whole trip to the bus stop. #1 ally honestly

Theo: *gets orphaned*

music: SO YOURE AN ORPHAN

OH NO HE DID SLEEP WITH THE SISTER

“oh, darling” YKNOW, HOW REAL PEOPLE TALK

wait they’re getting MARRIED

WHY

HES PRACTICALLY HER BROTHER

w h y is the american horror story guy so slimy it’s honestly like he’s from another movie

“ooohhhhh poor brave little bird” consider being chill for like a SECOND

please don’t tell me she’s cheating on him with boris i will Scream

ok she’s not. good

that particular j cut was very very dumb

oh so she’s the worst. got it

it’s really starting to drag rn

wait pippa’s back and she’s calling him “lovely”........oh no.........

she got him a paperback and he got her a first edition SIGKJDJSHXJ ICONIC

aw she’s wearing the signet ring

the lighting is horrific in the dinner scene but only on him and not on her and it’s BOTHERING me

& why are they WHISPERING it’s a RESTAURANT

“POTTER” boy i CRIED

he took conversational russian for him......this is a LOVE story...........

the voice break in “and you love her?” man.........

ok they literally recycled the dialogue

OH SHIT IT WAS HIM WITH THE PAINTING

this is confusing and idk if it’s meant to be

Grown Man Cries Alone With Civics Textbook

oh god the narration is back i forgot about it

“is just for show” *thor voice* is it?

THE FOREHEAD TOUCH

oh shit

well

that could’ve ended better

oh yay Boris is alive

AWWWW HES SAVING HIM

ansel has a dumb crying face

okay this feels like a tacked-on ending. i haven’t read the book but this feels really jarring and different from the whole tone so I’m suspecting it’s different. I could be wrong though

wait so if its his mom’s favorite painting then why’d she go off to look at The Anatomy Lesson again

also its weird that she didn’t take him straight to the goldfinch because everybody I’ve ever know with a favorite painting has always gone straight to it the second they step foot in the museum

ROGER DEAKINS??????

#the goldfinch #it was better than i expected but still very dumb and not very good #GOODNIGHT

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zolusbian · 4 years

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windrunk liveblog: the nightman cometh

this one was suggested by the wonderful noa @bastardmantw with whom i share a single macdennis braincell. i am fully blaming them when every single song gets stuck in my head for the rest of eternity

drinks: just topped off my third glass, let’s do this

charlie is soooooooooo fucking cute

“whatcha doing buddy” mac is soooooooo cute

dennis and mac playing pool together is soooooooo cute

this trash show is adorable FUCK the dudebros

it has never sunk in that charlie’s music script is a bunch of scattered papers that look like he spilled water on them

hi artemis!!! you should come back. why does charlie pronounce her name artis

i love mac’s little mini mullet with his hair sticking out behind his ears like that........it’s so cute.........dnenis has it too...........did you know i love boys and their hair

tiNY boy LITTLE boy BABY BOY I NEED YOU (ah!)

charlie being like no im not gonna make you guys kiss that’s weird and uncomfortable vs dee making charlie and dennis kiss in dee day :(

DENNIS’S SIDEBURNS ARE A PERSONAL AFFRONT.........college guy i was so into had the BEST sideburns.......................................i love them

this charlie and dee this is my big song charlie i deserve to have one scene is SO iconic this is SO good. charlie talking in the third person. my little boy baby boy ah i need you

“i’m eating because i’m very uncomfortable” DIAGNOSED EATING DISORDER KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING #denniskin

i miss mac i want mac back on my screen

ok not to be too DEEP but the way dennis MELTS into charlie’s authority like you guys dennis does NOT want power he does NOT want control the dudebros and reddit and av club are WRONG. dennis is a sub thru and thru in all ways and aspects and he loves mac bc mac is bossy. this is why they WORK. okay. believe me denis likes the ILLUSION OF CONTROL which he says in CANON but he doesn’t want ACTUAL control he is a POWER BOTTOM he wants to think hes bossing mac around when hes not he wants mac to do everything he is so fucking weak and thats valid

“i’ll be lying on my back” yeah dennis we know you like missionary so you can look into macs handsome face yeah we get it bitch

i cannot handle this scene im not commenting on it its too much. i have a text post in my drafts about that. actually. the “SEXING”

how long do you think they pantomined the sex on stage. do you think they practiced for their big moment.

where thats one post thats like if charlie wrote me a musical i would simply marry him rip to the waitress but im different because like. yeah

okay this is embarrasing but i actually think mac looks so hot in his nightman costume :/ especially when contrasted with dennis’s ridiculous and uncomfortable outfit but mac is so hot in the black with the cat eye makeup.........

dennis like crumbling and having such bad stage fright :( dennis honey youre gonna be great you just need to vocalizze a little and then relax while mac pretends to fuck u its like ur normal day

MOST MEN FIND ME AN 8 OR 9 OUT OF TEN AND I AM AVAILABLE TO ANY INTERESTED MEN okay dee like ABSOLUTE FUCKING SAME

TROLL TOLL what’d you saaaaaaay TROLL TOLL HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYYY

this is like elabroate asking for your son’s hand in marriage type deal

mac’s karate looks more like ballet i can say this because my best friend’s dad is a professional dancer

THIS SCENE I SSO RIDICULOUS dude do you have a boner right now okay dont ruin this for me that’s enough i just like mac was really about to fuck dennis right there on that stage

frank and dannny devito both are just fucking love it and i love it

i do not like the dayman outfit. i do not like it

the fucking awkward backing up for the gun and then YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS BITCH holy fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

i love that mac’s wearing like fucking black socks with this outfit it’s so bad i love him

dayman AHHAHAHAHAHA fighter of the NIGHTMAN hahahAHAH you’re a master of karate and friendship for EVERYONE i love when they sing i love that theyre so good at it these episodes are the besssssssssssssssssst. dennis gets so into it too he just wants to dance!

charlie walking out like the fucking monoply man is never not going to be iconic

first canon macden hand-hold :)

“i am here” i love when charlie like acts like a normal person and this is why hes the scariest member and the alpha of the gang like sure he has trauma and shit too but like everybody else has an excuse or whatever but charlie chooses to be like this. he really does. he really really does. i love him

alright folks that’s that i am going to spend the rest of my evening sitting on my couch just sitting here and i don’t know. actually.

#text post #andrea watches sunny #winedrunk liveblog #alcohol /

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kyungsowll · 7 years

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SWIMMING KIDS [M]

Genre: Smut

Kim Doyoung X Reader

Synopsis: In which you’re Taeyong’s sister who has a major crush in Doyoung.

Word Count: 4.458

Author Nother: So yeah, here I come again, at 2am, with more NCT smuts when I should be writting Ultraviolet series, but I hope you enjoy fratboy!Doyoung <3

I’m so sad I had to cut my baby Haechan from here, but I guess it’s for the best since we have alcohol involved.

This is dedicated to the greatest Doyoung stan I’ve ever know, @hinaporcelaindoll, love ya and sorry for taking too long.

Lee Taeyong’s sister was a freshman in the same university as her brother and his friends, and even before she went living in the greek system everybody knew she was trouble. Messing with her means you would have to deal with her jealous brother and his death glare, and Taeyong was a very respectful man around the campus.

Not that she cared about him when she saw Doyoung’s soft black strands and wide eyes for the first time.

The girl was pure sin. Walking around the green grass with her spring dress and lovable smile, nobody could even imagine she could bring someone close to the edge as she was about to do. She didn’t have nothing special, that could say she was different from the other girls, but those teasing eyes… they could set fire into one’s soul.

It was a family thing.

It was Saturday, dusk starting to pour down on the horizon, the eight boys were all gathered around the living room. Some of them sitting on the floor, bottles and cans of beer adorning the furniture of the fraternity house, drunken smiles starting to appear. It was football evening, a tradition on Phi Phi Lambda house, and it didn’t matter if it was their favorite teams or a Brazilian unknown match, they would always gather around and watch it together.

And everything was fine before she started to appear around when they were having their sessions. It wasn’t that the boys didn’t like her. She was, in fact, their little mascot. Their personal freshman, who they adopted with so much love and tenderness. She was Taeyong’s family, then she was their family too.

The problem was Doyoung.

She liked him since she put her eyes on him and had no compunction when provoking him. If he was on the kitchen, she would pass by the corridor and touch his arms. If he was sitting on the living room, she would sit next to him and talk close to his ears. If he was on the garden, she would walk across the street on the tightest skirts and shortest shorts. And I would be lying if I said it didn’t take all of his soul to control himself, because it did.

The civil engineer student had always been a reserved boy. None of his frat friends really knew something about his relationships, he liked to keep all to himself, so everybody thought he didn’t want the freshman. But the truth is that he finished himself on his own hand every night at the image of her.

Not that night, tho.

The girl was sitting on the yellow couch, Taeyong’s arms around her shoulders and a lazy grin on her face. She didn’t like football, but the company was better than staying with her sorority colleagues. Doyoung watched her, the wide scared alike eyes moving along every movement she made, careful to not be caught by Taeyong. He observed her playful fingers, which was busy having a thumb war with Mark Lee, and the softness of the skin he wanted oh so badly to caress.

“Taeyong must be very dumb to not notice what happens between the two of you.” Taeil said, on a murmur that only the bunny boy could hear. He was caught in a surprise, the eyes blinking quickly as he moved the focus from the gorgeous girl to Taeil’s eyes.

“There’s nothing going on between us.” He shrugged and tried to look indifferent, and his friend would normally believe, if he wasn’t observing the glow on Doyoung’s eyes before. “Taeyong would probably kill me, Taeil.”

“Let’s see then.” Taeil answers and grins, and Doyoung feels the ground disappear from underneath his feet. He holds on tight on Taeil’s arms, the mouth repeatedly asking for him to shut up, but the only thing the older one does is smiling. “Y/N!”

When she looks at him, Mark finally locks her thumb and wins the war.

“Yes, Taeil?”

“It’s been three months since you’re a freshman now. Who’s your crush?”

The whole room grows quiet in a second. Jaehyun and Johnny stop arguing about the last can of beer, Yuta even lowers the volume of the television, Sicheng comes running from the kitchen and Taeyong looks at his sister, the left eyebrow lifted and a frown on his forehead.

“W-well,” she stammers when she realizes everyone is paying attention on her. Taeyong remove his arm from the embrace and crosses them above his chest, just waiting for her answer. “There’s one, actually.”

“Do we know him?” Mark asks, the seagull eyebrows furrowed and his eyes opened in anticipation.

“Is he in this room?” Yuta follows, sitting on the floor closer to her.

“Yes.” She says, resolute, and her eyes quickly searches for Doyoung’s. His lips are pressed in one line, he can almost picture what Taeyong would do to him, and he didn’t even touch her. “It’s Mark Lee, of course! Look at this cute boy, how could I not be in love with him?” She spills out, and the whole room breaths out flustered from her answer. She squeezes his cheeks with both hands and smiles with the silliness of the boy who thinks she’s being serious.

“Aish, Y/N! Don’t be like this, your brother will kill me!” He laughs and withdraw her hands from his cheeks, pulling the girl away.

“No, he won’t.” She looks at the pink haired boy, who still has the same suspicious traces over his face, and smiles that teasing smile that can make you squirm in your seat. “Because he has nothing to do with this, right, Tae?”

Taeyong finishes the liquid inside the beer can and rolls his eyes. She laughs and peppers little kisses on his sharp cheeks, leaving her sitting right away.

“I’ll buy you more beer since you’ve been such a good boy.” She says and slides her jacket on, ready to leave as he nods. She twists on her foot and fits Doyoung’s curious eyes, and an idea crosses her frisky mind. She smirks, he already knows she’s going to provoke him. “Doyoung darling, would you come with me?”

He is startled by the audacity of the girl and amused by the scene. She rises an eyebrow, waiting for his answer, and he looks over Taeyong.

“Don’t leave my sister alone, Kim. Just go.”

“What are you doing, Y/N?”

Doyoung can’t stand it anymore. He is alone with her for not even twenty minutes and his mind is going to hell already, the teasing little girl manages to touch him and bend down once in a while just to pick the beer cans on the lowest shelf and Doyoung sincerely doesn’t give a fuck about Taeyong anymore.

She lifts, the questioning expressions marking her face. He knows she is acting and she knows he knows, it’s part of her game. She leaves the last cans on the supermarket trolley and her hands rest on her waist, waiting for an explanation.

“I am shopping…”

Doyoung rolls his eyes and grabs her pulse, bringing her close. She is startled by the sudden contact, but her eyes never leaves his gaze and her breathing is still unremitting. The girl knows she reached his edge, she just wasn’t sure if it was a good or a bad thing right now.

“Stop teasing me, I beg you.” He says slowly, between teeth, but his eyes doesn’t fit hers anymore. His globes are focusing on her mouth, never so closer like this to his, and he forgets for a moment why he brought her close like this. “You know this can’t work out.”

“I’m not doing anything, Doyoung.” She shrugs and grins, her eyes falls to his mouth too. She can’t deny that she likes the way he is holding her, really different from the cute and pure boy image he carries. “And I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“I am talking about you being all touchy and provocative.” He tightens the grip, their bodies coming closer. “Teasing your brother’s best friend, how low are you?”

“You haven’t seen nothing yet, baby.” She teases and leans forwards, brushing her lips on his jaw and pulling away. “I can be a lot lower.”

“Just stop, please.”

And he leaves her. He knows that if he stays close longer he will do something that he’ll regret later, and starts to move towards the cashier. He can listen to her footsteps coming after him, and silently starts to put the beer cans on the balcony.

“Let’s make a bet, then.”

She suddenly says, surprising both Doyoung and the cashier, and both of them fits her. The smirk on her face couldn’t hide her intentions, it was not an innocent bet and he knew about this when he agreed with the deal. Doyoung was a coward who needed an apology to get what he wanted and didn’t have courage to chase, and her following sentences were the perfect excuse.

“If Chelsea wins today, I’ll leave you alone and never tease you again.” There was no smirk or smile anymore, she was serious like if she was closing a multimillionaire deal. “But if Manchester wins, you’re going to have to swim naked on the pool of the campus or tell Taeyong you want to fuck me, I’m cool with both of them.”

Doyoung could not fail to laugh of that ridiculous bet. But yet still he shakes hand with her, the deal was real and he was sure there was no way Chelsea could lose.

But that’s not what happened. They were back at the fraternity, his wide eyes watched when Manchester scored the last point and the game was over, he was so sure to win this bet he didn’t even think which of the two options was less worse. He raises his eyes, she is already looking at him with that cocky smile and a blink, laughing with her brother as if he wasn’t ready to be killed by the slender pink haired boy.

He pulls her out and murmurs low.

“Does anybody else but you need to see me swimming naked?”

“Oh I’m so disappointed!” She laughs and Doyoung shots her a glare. “I could swear you would prefer to talk with my lovely brother.”

“Come on, Y/N.” He pointed the door with his jaw, not looking at her with a friendly face.

“Not now, Doyoung.” She shook her head, she tries to hide but the smirk jumps on her lips. “You don’t want anybody to see you, right? We’ll go after midnight.”

Doyoung couldn’t lie and say he wasn’t excited for midnight to come. And the hours seemed to drag down the clock, as the night fell the campus seemed to be more and more full. He wanted to take a risk and see how things would turn into, he wanted to forget his fears and just spend some enjoyable time with her, appreciating her beautiful smile and acid phrases.

One by one, the boys started to fall asleep, carried away by their drunken dreams and tired bodies, the campus started to empty and the clock ticked one a.m. She didn’t say anything, silently lifting from the armchair and walking away from the house. He knew where she was going and she didn’t have to say it out loud, he just naturally followed her.

The pool wasn’t far away from the fraternities and sororities houses, they just had to walk some good five minutes. Doyoung looked around, the surroundings of the sports center, where the pool was, seemed empty enough for him, the weather nice enough for not freezing once he was inside its clear water.

“Whenever you’re ready, baby.” She said, the mischievous smile lingering on her lips as she take off her sandals and sat on the marble floor, close to the borders of the pool.

The boy deep breathed, his faltering fingers grasped the sheath of the black shirt and pulled it off, showing his pure white skin. The next one to go were his shoes, which he throwed to the floor along with his shirt and her sandals. Now, Doyoung only had his denim on, and the black pearled eyes shot her a glare. He didn’t think he would ever be ashamed of being naked in front of a girl before, but there she was, Lee Y/N, his ultimate desire completely surrendered to him, watching as he undressed, and she seemed absorbed.

His fingertips unbuttoned the oversized belt and slid it off, instantly feeling the release of the thigh leather. She didn’t even blink, Doyoung stripping was her own personal show and she didn’t want to lose any second of it, the eyes almost popping out of her face when he unbuttoned and unzipped the denim, his fingers dragging it down.

Kim Doyoung was right there, dressed only on his black boxers, under her sights and she was craving for a touch. It didn’t matter where, if it was on his face or his crotch, but she wanted to touch him. Saliva filled her mouth as she started to water, her nails scratching the skin of the palm of her hands, on a desperate and unsuccessful plan to control her desire. But then, she reminded: he had to swim naked.

One of her eyebrows pulled up and crossed her arms upon her chest.

“Isn’t one piece missing?” she asks, obviously knowing the answer, with a cocky smile growing in her lips.

“Don’t be mean, Y/N.” he begs, both of his eyebrows glued together on a cute frown. “It’s already embarrassing enough.”

“I said naked, and a bet is a bet.” she shrugs, her expressions turning disdainful. “Let me see what you hide there, Kim.”

Is this the tenth sigh Doyoung let go today? He wasn’t counting anyways, but he let another one go. He tried not to overthink and his big hands dragged his boxers down, rapidly turning his back to her and walking inside the pool. The students knew they weren’t supposed to swim there unless they were on the swimming team, it wasn’t quite safe to go in because the university couldn’t afford for a life saver, but that didn’t mean they didn’t swim. Actually, it was a ritual to make freshmen take a dive in its deep waters. Once his man’s parts where fully covered, he looked back at her.

“So, how much do I have to stay in?” he asked, feeling the cold water turn his temperature down. “And how is that entertaining for you?”

“It was more entertaining before, now I am bored.” she shrugged again, looking at him under hooded eyes. “I guess it would be funnier if the guys were around.”

“Then why don’t you come in with me?” he suggests, and walks closer to her again, supporting his chin on the marble floor. “It’s not so cold.”

A short laugh leaves her mouth and she looks away, over the buildings on the horizon.

“I think it’s better for both of us if I stay here.”

Maybe it was the cold water turning his senses down, maybe he was just thinking straight for the first time since she was around, but Doyoung though it wouldn’t be so catastrophic if something happened between them. Of course he had to respect Taeyong, but she was an grown up woman and as far as he knew she wanted him too. She was the one who got all flirty with him whenever they were alone, she was the one who always acted suggestive and teased him. Why should he suppress his desire, if it was her desire too?

“What are you thinking about, Kim?”

Her low voice brings him back from his daydreaming, and he blinks quickly and focus on her again. He smiled, that tender smiles that melts our cold hearts, and shook his head.

“Nothing specific, Lee.” He deep breathed again, gaining courage to do what he had to do. Doyoung went out of the water and sat by her side, his feet swaying inside the water and his eyes fitting her as she observed the image like a mirror created by the waters of the pool. She was quiet, not teasing, and thoughtful. Too much for his own liking. “What about you?”

“I was thinking about you and me, Doyoung.” She finally looks at him, the lips curving in a cute little smile. She hugs her legs against her chest and lays her head on her knees. “I was imaging all the things I would do to you when you finally give up and stay with me.”

The boy had to laugh. She would never stop being that teasing little prick she was, and he was happy about it.

“Let’s go back, you must be cold.” She suggests, and before she moves any muscles Doyoung’s big hand holds on her pulse. The freshman always had a thing for Doyoung’s hands, they were full filled with huge veins and long fingers, so big she wondered if they could touch her cervix. He held her with such possessiveness, his slender white fingers around her pulse bringing her closer to him, almost straddling him. She couldn’t help but let a confused frown take her expressions. “What are you doing, Doyoung?”

“Did you know you have such beautiful lips, Y/N?” His hand came to cup her cheeks, his thumb brushing against the fleshy lips of her as he constantly looked at them. “You’re all beautiful, but these lips of yours…” The digit pressed against the skin, lightly, a sigh leaving her throat. “I have to control myself everyday for not ignoring everything and just kiss you as I wanted to.”

“I don’t understand what holds you back.” Her hand comes to hold his, not allowing him to leave the fine touching she craved so bad. Her lips painted in pink pressed a kiss against his thumb, sending an electric current down his blood flow. “I know you want me, Doyoung. And you can have me.”

Doyoung’s mind went blank once his lips were pressed against her. It wasn’t fireworks or a pink sky under a rainbow that crossed his thoughts, it wasn’t candies or lollipops. He just didn’t think, his feelings and rationality went numb and all he did was responding to her movements. He couldn’t believe himself kissing her, the object of his silent devotion, the muse of his arts, the reason why he didn’t sleep at night, and he surely felt like an inexperienced teenager having his first contact with a woman. The tip of her reddish tongue touched his under lip and the touch seemed to waken his senses up. His hand let go of her pulse and grabbed her waist, the mouth opened up and his teasing tongue met hers, their genes meeting and turning into one. He surely couldn’t think of anything better than kiss her right now.

The girl was dripping in eagerness. She dreamt of kissing him for so long and know she wasn’t sure if it was everything she expected. They were both on a state of disbelief, wondering to themselves why did it took so much time for them to finally do this, exploring each other’s touch and kiss as if it was the last of their lives.

But she was insatiable. Being this close to Doyoung wasn’t health, and it seemed like the earth underneath their bodies started to heat. Her quick hands moved to touch his torso, the fingers feeling his texture and every imperfection he had, his naked skin calling for her touch. What a great idea she had, because Doyoung’s hand pulled her to straddle him, clothes against skin.

Soon enough, breath started to miss, and clothes started to feel like a burden. It was not a kiss Doyoung wanted anymore, he wished to consume everything she had to give, and she was eager to attend his demand. It wasn’t just now that his little friend started reacting, brushing itself against her inner thigh, sending a shy remind to her that it needed a little attention too. But once her touch started going lower, Doyoung’s kiss split.

“W-we should go back, Y/N.” He stammered, struggling to keep his eyes opened. Her mouth kissed his jawline and reached for his neck, marking his skin with bites and heated kisses until he moaned softly. “We shouldn’t do that in public.”

“Shut up, Doyoung.” She ordered, holding his face with one hand, making his eyes open up for her. The girl smirked, dragging her core against his crotch, bouncing on his lap. It seemed like the blood of his body rushed to his half hardened member, which grew to its full length, pulsating between her movements. She quickly grabbed it, before he could even realize what was going on, and teased the tip. “Otherwise you’re giving yourself blue balls.”

Doyoung couldn’t even think straight right now. All those months finishing himself on bad hand jobs thinking about her couldn’t even compare to her bare touch on his heated flesh. He suddenly forgot he could lose his scholarship if they were caught when she started moving her hand up and down.

Her free hand came to his shoulder, slightly pushing his upper body to lay against the marble. He was already eager for what was coming next, feeling her kisses coming down his collarbones to his chest and down his belly. She was looking at him through her lashes, the firm grip around his dick pumping him at a steady rhythm, her teasing tongue touching the tip of his head. He had to bite his lips to provide a moan to leave his body, too hypnotized to look away.

She licked his head with devotion, like a kitten uses its tongue to drink milk, before actually sucking it. His eyes rolled backwards, she started sucking slowly and engulfing more of his length, and Doyoung had to sustain his body up on his elbows to keep watching her. He wanted to look inside her eyes when she swallowed every single drop of cum when he came.

Y/N started bobbing her head, swallowing his length as much as she could, the head touching the throat tissue. His palms pressed against the floor, nails hurting the marble every time she pulled away from his hard member and teased the tip with circular movements of her tongue. How could she be such a tease even in a moment like that?

His head tilted back and he moaned loudly, she could feel Doyoung’s cock twitch and throb on her mouth, but it wasn’t time to let him cum. Not yet.

She wanted him to cum inside her.

He felt empty when her lips left his warmth, the slender lips coming to kiss his mouth. One leg at each side of his body, his trembling hands dragging themselves over her body and bringing her dress with it. He didn’t care about Taeyong, his scholarship, the possible porn tape somebody could record of them, or anything. All he cared about was burying himself deep inside her folds.

Doyoung took control, holding her pulses and changing positions. Now she was laying underneath him, looking beautiful bathed by the moonlight and darkness, and he couldn’t be more sure of what he was doing. This wasn’t just a case where he would fuck a girl just because he wanted to, it was the girl he been dreaming about the last months. His prohibited desire, his hidden love affair.

“You have no idea how long I’ve been expecting for this moment.” He whispers, his lips rushing to kiss her neck. Doyoung pinned both of her hands over her head, keeping it locked under one of his hand, while the other one travelled south, over the knots on her abdomen until it reaches her core. “To touch you like this.” He pressed one digit against her bound of nerves, making slow circular movements. “To have your skin on my lips like this.” And a bite on her neck, pressing a long kiss after.

“Y-you could’ve had me earlier.” She answers, the eyes covered with lust and anticipation. She could get her pulses free anytime she wanted, but the idea of being fucked without being able to touch was interesting. Her nails scratched the skin of his hand, Doyoung nips her clitoris taking a yelp out of her and inserts two digits inside her entrance. She is soaking wet, ready for him, but it’s his time to tease her. “D-doyoung!”

“What do you want, Lee?” This time, Doyoung’s fingers leave her with a whine. He smirks, his looks pierced on the figure of the girl with closed eyes underneath him. “Tell me.”

“You inside me.”

She answers in a ghost of voice, and he looses no time. After hearing what he wants, he grasps his hard like rock cock and teases her entrance with his pinky head, forcing it inside her folds slowly so she can get used to him. She bites her lips, Doyoung starts to pump his lithe inside her, his forehead glued against hers.

She was thigh and her walls clenched around him, murmuring indecipherable sounds in each thrust, asking him for velocity. So he attended her wishes, rocking his hips against her opened thighs increasing his quickness, the sounds of skins and her moans filling the air. He couldn’t even describe the sensation, his dick going hard against her guts and the girl underneath him completely absorbed into his control. He lowed his head, his lips leaving a glowing path of wet kisses in the gap of her breasts as he dives into pleasing her right boob, his faltering teeth nipping the aureole.

Eventually, he let her hands freely, and she run them against the skin of his back. Her nails scratching his large shoulders, going down to his spine, making him quiver. Even though there was nobody in the sports center, she felt the constant need to keep quiet, her teeth going harsh against the skin of her lips as he played with her boobs.

In any other situation, they could’ve listened the footsteps getting closer and closer. But again, in any other situation, they wouldn’t mind about someone coming to the park. Doyoung’s digit teases her clit, no worries about moaning and groaning filled their heads when the boys of Phi Phi Lambda walked into their vision field. Loud laughs and gasps of surprise created a cloud of sound, and only in that moment they realized they were being watched.

Well, it was late. A pink haired boy watched incredulous when Doyoung pulled away from her, her hands trying to cover something as her cheeks grew red in shame.

“I am going to kill you, Kim Doyoung.”

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Fingers weakly grip the shirt that clothed his chest, careful not to stain it with more crimson than she already has. A whimper of his name is given, and she’s sleepy— even more so now that his warm is surrounding her. ‘Keith...’

WOW IM HURT

There were no words to describe the pain that Keith felt. The fear that he had prayed wasn’t true as he ran through the halls of the hell they had grown to call home. ❝ A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED. ❞ Those words screamed through his mind as he continued to search every room he could for any sign of her. Any sign that it wasn’t her body they were about to find. Even as his legs begged him to stop he kept running, kept gasping for air just praying that Laei was okay, that she was alive.

So when he opened the door that he saw the others gather around his blood ran cold at the scene in front of him. There she lay, bleeding out. The life that filled her eyes now drained. The shade of green now nearly depleted of the radiance they once held. Normally he wouldn’t go near the body, but he didn’t care if he messed up the evidence. He didn’t care about the snide comments coming from the others already naming him her killer. He didn’t care about anything in that moment but her.

He knelt down next to her, tears already streaming down his face. Carefully lifting her into his lap, praying there’s an ounce of life left in her. That’s when there’s a spark in her eyes. A glimmer of hope. He feels her breathe softly and he nearly wishes she hadn’t done that because now he had to watch her die. The girl he had fallen so in love with now lay in his arms bleeding out and he didn’t know what he could do about it.

The amount of blood that stained his clothes and the floor solidified the fact that her odds of survival were slim but he was willing to take that chance. The infirmary was a few rooms over, he knew Monokuma would let her die and wouldn’t help him. Yet he was willing to try to save her. He had to save her.

Its when she whispers his name that he snaps. Every fiber of his being screaming to save her. He carefully places his arm under her legs and lifts her up. ❝ Get out of the fucking way ! Help me or get the hell out of the way ! ❞ He runs. His legs nearly giving out from all the running he’s done already but he stays strong for her.

He lays her out on the table and is surrounded by a few others who try to help him, grabbing the supplies they need to try and save her. Tying off the stab wounds that cover her body. For a moment he stops his movements as the others quickly help close the wounds. as the words once again pierce through their ears. ❝ A BODY HAS BEEN DISCOVERED ! ❞ That’s enough to stop all of them cold. A second murder ? How could someone among them be so cold ?

He snaps out of it. ❝ We can join with the other’s later guys ! We have to save Laei first ! Get her stable. ❞ He gently pulls her hair out from under her. Blonde covered in her own blood. He quickly comes up to her face and leans close to her ear, words that only she needs to hear. ❝ You’re gonna be okay sunshine I promise. We’re going to get whoever the hell did this to you okay ? Don’t try and talk now, rest up. —– Just hold on for me okay ? ——– I love you. ❞ He’d never verbally said how much he cared for her. Sure, they basically shared a room and went everywhere together, but he’d never spoken those words out loud.

That’s when he sees the tears that stain her cheeks. He didn’t think about it until now how scared she must’ve been lying in a pool of her own blood waiting for the end to come. How foolish her murderer was in leaving her to bleed out instead of finishing the job. He’s just waiting for them to walk in the room and see that she’s going to be alright, to see that she in fact was going to live. He was going to make sure she made it out of this hell alive.

There was one thing Keith knew for sure. He was never going to leave her side ever again. He’d follow her to every room she went to, make sure she was safe. He was going to protect this girl with his life, even if it meant he had to kill someone for her.

#castitatli #★ ┊ SNAIL MAIL. inbox #this is long af but its also super good

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ok so i think, as always, the book was better than the movie... ie, some final Thots on 2001 a space odyssey

like idk i just think the concepts were easier to work with when put down in words than purely visuals unless they built in stuff to provide explanation which idk how lol...

also they dedicated a huge amount of time to just fucking. visuals and nothing else it was actually kinda tedious like five whole minutes of just different shots of the same thing with some choir of human voices just doing monotone noises it was... weird lol. i think that time couldve been cut down and instead used to like... pace this shit better lmfao

like i think if i hadnt read the book i’d be INCREDIBLY confused about Everything. and the weird pacing didnt help......... like if there was more time dedicated to bowman making his way alone to jupiter (in the movie, saturn in the book) then it’d be better and it’d show his alteration in psyche.. instead we got a time skip... and then there was a whole process for him entering the star gate but in the movie its just him staring out the window at jupiter and then suddenly some weird line appears and BOOM PSYCHEDELIC TRIP like LOL what??? ALSO LIKE -50 POINTS FOR NOT HAVING THE LINE “OH MY GOD IT’S FULL OF STARS” BECAUSE THEY TOOK AWAY THE STAR GATE!!!! and again fuck you for not showing the inverted colors place i was PSYCHED to see that on screen but uh ahhaha no its just a bunch of landscapes in weird neon colors for like 5-10 whole minutes.. ok.........

the hotel scene couldve been done better too :/ in fact i think the tone of several scenes kinda got lost.. like hal’s death was, it was ok i guess but it didnt have as much of an impact on me as it did in the book. but i DID like how there was actually a reaction from bowman during it which wasnt really in the book beyond “wow this is harder than i thought lol” as if he isnt purposefully killing what he considers another crewmate for his own survival LOL

but uhm yeah the entire final act of the book .. bowman had basically said fuck it to a normal life lol he literally was like “i’ve made it this far and im not gonna be stopped now” he just went right fuckin into that star gate and he embraced the hell out of it.... the entire time he was in awe and he even said he wasnt very afraid. he took notice that despite being in such a dangerous situation he was being taken care of so obviously whatever brought him there wanted him alive and safe... he only ever got cautious when in the hotel room. there, he was anxious for the first time bc he thought he was like the representative of the human race so he didnt want to be stupid and fuck it up, but he also was afraid of being overly cautious in case that was Being Stupid.. so he went around the room investigating stuff, he noticed that the room was a decoy set up by the aliens based off what was portrayed in human media and it was used to put him at ease, he literally took a shower and went to sleep.. idk there was a lot of nuance in that scene that i didnt appreciate at the time but the movie just . lol ok. the movie removed all of that and its really quite incomprehensible. i only understand what was going on because i read the book. the scene really accomplished nothing for the narrative in the movie but in the book it tied up all the loose ends (the giant shockwave of static when the monolith was exposed to sunlight was the aliens collecting all humans transmissions - thats how they learned to replicate the hotel room for bowman, cause familiarity puts one at ease. the movie retained the radio static but in removing the details of the hotel room scene that shit is like literally never explained so lmfao)

ALSO. the man apes at the beginning. the movie literally never says that they evolved because of the monolith. it vaguely implies it but unless you read the book im like 99% sure it would go over your head. legit the man apes dance around the monolith and then start using bones to beat the shit out of animals and each other and thats it LOL. in the book it showed the monolith forcing them to learn how to use tools, even accidentally killing one in the process, and then it showed how they begin to think along the lines of predators and using tools as weapons. also the book said that the man apes didnt care about the monolith at all bc they thought it was just a rock and like who cares about rocks when you’re fighting to survive everyday, and even when it proved to be more than a rock they still didnt care when it was suddenly gone lol, meanwhile the movie had the fucking one ape wake up and immediately start screaming and waking the others up when it saw the monolith and then they all started gathering around it and stroking it like uhm lol what.. the whole point of this part is that theyre more like animals than humans still and i dont think animals are really that aware of things.. yeah they may be curious as to a new object and maybe start sniffing it but like WOW it was a HUGE deal to them in the movie lol????????)

ALSO I DIDNT LIKE HOW THE MOVIE CHARACTERIZED HAL. hal was made to be sympathetic in the books, in fact its never explicitly said but he’s... very near a human in psyche at least. he never kills anyone on purpose - they only die on accident. he acts out due to guilt over hiding the truth of the mission from bowman and poole, panic when his attempts at thwarting them start to go wrong, and naivety, when he doesnt know what sleep is because he’s a robot and he thinks sleep is equivalent to death and so he thinks bowman and poole are going to kill him. theyre all very human emotions, and even bowman says that he can sympathize with that despite being a direct victim in all this lol. yet in the movie hal seems to generic Evil Robot’s True Evil Nature Is Revealed As Robot Goes Rogue And Kills Humans. his interactions with bowman and poole are very ominous and he seems to be deliberately lying to them, while in the book he seemed kinda hesitant about it. and then movie hal goes and kills poole, bowman goes out to save him (which he doesnt do in the book), doesnt let bowman back in????, and then deliberately kills the other crewmembers currently in stasis.... but in the book hal killed poole to keep him from discovering that hal was lying, bowman gets suspicious that hal is going Bad so he goes to wake up the 3 other crewmembers, hal opens the airlocks when bowman is waking them up, killing the 3 and attempting to kill bowman out of self defense due to bowman planning to disconnect hal, which hal thinks is Death. i mean ultimately, yes hal killed them all, but the motives behind it are different and characterize him much differently as a result.. hal just seemed like an AI who was programmed to do a task even if it resulted in bad things in the movie, but in the book he genuinely felt almost human, and his artificial intelligence only really factored in when it came to him actually being able to deal with human emotions... a normal human would not kill people when their lie was starting to come unraveled (depending on the severity of the lie i guess), but hal has never dealt with this guilt and he literally doesnt even know what sleep is because hes not human, and thats what makes him do these bad things, and even then we never know for sure if he ever actually intended for them to wind up as murder lol

i mean the movie had fanTASTIC visuals but from the story perspective its uh. lacking lol.

#anyway. any robot character in any media is automatically my favorite character and you can tell by that whole mess LOL #idk if any of this is comprehensible but WHATEVER #ok when spouting words this makes it seem like i didnt like this movie at all but like.. yeah it wasnt BAD i guess #but like with any movie adaptaitons.. if i hadnt read the book im sure i wouldve liked it much better #altho . actually idk bc if i hadnt read the book i'd be much more confused. LOL #the biggest drag was the fucking 5 minute long wide shots of shit we've already seen #like man 3 wide shots lasting maybe 20 seconds each would be FINE for setting the landscape why do we need #the same view from different angles for 5 whole fucking minutes like PLEASE move on to the actual story #like LOL imagine seeing this movie in theaters i cant even imagine that. between the wonky ass ending and these FUCKING #WIDE SHOTS ... LOL #otherwise everytihng else is.. minor gripes i guess #like when i was watching it was just like oh :/ wish that was done differently #the only thing that actually made me sigh and roll my eyes in frustration were the FUCKING. wide shots.#LIKE AHHH YES WE GET IT... WE'RE WATCHING AFRICA BE BATHED IN THE RED LIGHT OF SUNSET YES WE GET IT....#delete soon

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gsmatthews95 · 6 years

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"Is it wrap o'clock yet?"

Helloooo I am back and breaking my 4 day silence. Im on the bus down to noosa at the moment and I thought this is a good time to catch up with y'all on my comings and goings of the last few days. Also side note, I think I actually got frostbite last night. In a bed. In a hostel. Urgh. I was even wearing my sleeping bag onsie, it was bloody freezing. I just feel sorry for those poor unprepared souls who dont have a sleeping bag onesie. Ha I bet you thought oz would be warm didnt you? But no. Its pretty much arctic here at the moment. Lol. So where have I been these last few days? Oo good question Karen. I have been ticking oz travelling boxes by visiting Fraser island. Yaaaaay. Fraser island is a classic oz east coast stop, somewhere everyone goes for normally three days (dats what I did) on an organised tour, ew organised tour. But no. It was awesome one of the best tours I've done after the San vlas islands and the Lombok to Flores boat trip off the top of my head. Mainly because it was so chilled and fun, the guide was easy, the schedule was loose and we were driving oursrlves. So I think Fraser is the largest sand island in the world and has silica sand similar to Whitehaven beach, soft and white ooooo. Ergo George exfoliated and brushed his teeth again, yessss. But I jump the gun. So what happened was that we were in a group of 24 and one guide. We had three 4x4s with the guide driving the first and us driving the other two beasts. Yes I achieved my ambition of driving these bad boys. The island is famous because there are no roads. The highway is a 70 mile stretch of beach. Yes lots of beach and off road driving, well cool. #CarTwo4Lyf Ok the first day was an early kick off as we cruised to the island and over the ferry from rainbow beach. Then was our first experience of sand driving. Niamh (pronounced nieve. Irish, I know. Weird...) Was up as we skidded thru the deep and soft sand. This was actually the hardest driving as it was high tide and the wheels were going everywhere, a baptism of fire you may call it, well done niamh for getting us thru it all. I was up next as we went inland and off roaded. The moment I'd been waiting for. It was mint. We drove over craters, the car tipped over and the people in the back lost feeling in their bums... Not in a weird way... It was really bumpy I swear. The car smashed it though with its outrageous tires and suspension. It was all I imagined. AND MORE. This was when we came to lake Mackenzie. A rain water lake. Clear, clean and refreshing. With white sands. Idyllic. Kim kardashian actually just put up a photo there if you follow her, I reckon she was following us. We chilled there and swam a bit. Also got some nice snaps obvs. An enduring theme of this trip was Frisbee. Weird. I know. But very fun. So in car 2 (my car, the best car) we had 3, thats 3 out of 8 ultimate Frisbee players slash coaches. What are the chances? Consequentially, there was a lot of Frisbee chat and playing. Hugh and niamh are coaches and Ed plays at a national level (I'll leave it up to you to decide who's cooler me and my quidditch or Ed and his Frisbee). So every beach we got to the disk came out too culminating in a match when we got back to rainbow beach. A competitive yet relaxed affair. A very good game. Edged by team hugh, with yours truely playing centre back, a Sergio Ramos esque performance if I say so myself. It was well fun and is making me think I should have played at Leeds. I dont know if my friends would have stuck by me if I played that and quidditch though, it was hard enough to convince them to hang out with me when just played quidditch. Harry Buxton I'm looking at you. Also this is going to be a very long post, sorry. But a lot happened and I'm in the swing of writing now. The next stop on this adventure was lunch at a nice little creek with a board walk over it. Lunch. Let's discuss lunch. It quickly became the most exciting part of each day. It was the same meal each day but was heavenly anyway. Wraps. Lots of wraps with lots of fillings. It was so intrinsic to our days and necessary to our happiness that most conversations returned the wraps. "Is it wrap o'clock yet?", " I wonder if we're gonna get a new filling for the wraps today?", "im bloody excited about the wraps", "do you reckon dingo would taste good in a wrap?". Yep, wraps are life. I had nine in three days. We even had wrap battles, lol. Who had the best looking wrap?, the fullest wrap? Or even whether beatroot had a place in the wrap, were common lunchtime conversations. Basically we love wraps. The excitement culminated on our final day when Victor, part of our Swedish contingent, caught a fish with his bare hands (very alpha male i know) and proclaimed it was the newest filling for someone's wrap, yummy. Now it was off to camp for a little session. But only after we stopped at a ship wreck, which was quite cool. Nothing to write home about tho. Oh wait a second I suppose I'm writing home about it now. Hmm. Awkward. Well maybe is was worth It after all. We returned to camp, threw the disk, shock and drank goon, shock. We had a BBQ dinner and had some fun. A little trip to the beach for some stargazing and off to bed in my three man tent that i shared with my onesie, very cute. Day 2. An early kick off. Too early. I got up, got breaky and went back to sleep. I held up the group a wee bit, the previous nights antics had taken their toll, lesson learnt. Our first stop today was the champagne poolls. Basically some giant rock pools you can swim in with the waves crashing in. Not overly exciting but nice to see and swim in, obvs, nonetheless. I Just chatted to aido, our guide for a bit. Very funny man. A Bush baby. With a very different upbringing/life to me. Apparently he started a bush fire once, but did he do a fire dance around it while listening to dnb? I think not. Therefore I win. We cruised on Towards a big cliff With a wee little walk up it. We trooped up in true military fashion to get some nice views of the beach and sea. It was also a good sea creature viewing spot, we saw dolphins, a shark and lots of whales. Ok so the whales. There was a lot of them. So many so that the excitement of seeing them ebbed away towards the end. They'd all be chilling and swimming north along the beach. Usually quite far out tho. However, some gave us a show as the jumped out of the water and wagged their tales. One joker even did a workout for us as he repeatedly smashed his tale against the water, it was immense. Having never seen a whale I have now seen enough for a lifetime in 2 short weeks. It was all very impressive. More on day 2. I believe our next stop, after the wraps, was a trip to eli creek nicknamed the lazy river. A fresh water river leading to the sea, so clean you could drink it. It was a funny experience as our whole squad trooped Down the knee high river with only six tubes. There were scrambles for tubes as three would share one. I had a relatively regal experience compared to the rest as I sat on top of hugh, like a king. Then I was then shunted on to jabba's tube which we shared in very cute fashion. There was splashing, pushing and banter. It was all pretty jokes. I then went a second time with Rudy. Much more chilled as we floated down in true chiler fashion. We then played more frisbee and headed home for a sunset walk, with a twist.... What was this twist you ask? The twist was that we missed the sunset cause aido sent us off too late. Great. Luckily there was another group on the sand dunes with boogie boards. Ah, phew, we didnt waste our time after all. We were up and down the dunes standing, sitting and lying on the board. Lots of fun. Bloody tiring tho running up that hill so much and I had sand everywhere. I'm still covered now. A good activity tho, no thanks to aido. We headed back, I showered finally and we boozed. With another twist actually as we had neighbours in the next camp site. North camp. They were 26 strong. 23 girls and 3 guys, lol. 2 of the guys had girlfriends... Lol. So some of them came to join us as we had better banter and music, shock. The entertainment for the night was the excitement of a night at the horse racing. It got intense, especially when Winston pipped Adolf at the final hurdle. Adrenaline was flowing. Before I begin on day 3 I just want to give a little ode to the dingo. I was thinking they could get their own piece but I can't really be bothered. This has taken me like 1.5 hours I reckon already. Dingos are cute. Quite ratty but really they're just chillers. They stroll down the beach chat to humans and hang around with alpha males. There are lots of them on Fraser and people seem to be scared of them, im really not sure why tho cause they're super cute and lovely. They'll always have a place in my heart. I love you dingos. Day 3 started in similar fashion to day two. I hadn't learnt my lesson. We packed up camp and left for wobbi lake (I think). This was a stagnant lake (it was smelly and green) at the bottom of some steep sand dunes. This was the scene for the crumbed sausage. Something I will never forget. And as I have videos of it, I will always remember. Myself victor and jabba submerged ourselves in the festering water. We Got out and ran to the top of the dunes 3 times so we could try entering the water in different ways. We began by charging down at full speed. Easy. The second was the time of the crumbed sausage as we rolled down the hill, wet. This meant the sand clung to us. Hence the crumbed sausage. It was weird. Quite fun but quite painful, disorientating and sandy. This is the other reason im still covered in sand. We went for a third entrance into the water. Forward rolls, like a block of cheese rolling down the hill. This was most successful. As I hurtled down the slope at pace with a relatively smooth entrance to the water. Afterwards my head hurt and I couldn't see straight for about two minutes. If you go to Fraser, join the crumbed sausage crew, you won't regret it. Lol. But that was it as we went for lunch and bombed back to rainbow beach ending a smashing three days. We had a bangin group, lots of fun people in all three cars but seriously #CarTwo4lyf. Now I'm gonna go back to learning all the words to mans not hot and the bog in the valley-o. Maybe I should rename this blog the "blog down in the valley-o" although I do quite like "holidaying" I'll think about it. Anyhow I'll write again in maybe 3 days. Dont miss me too much. All my love. G

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