#impersonating me like this 😭😔

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

Heyyy, if Arjune were to be summoned in the fourth or fifth holy grail war, who do you think would be the best master in each part? and the worst? I can't see him tolerating Ryuunousuke and I think he would specially hate Shinki, what with his experience of the Kauravas insulting his wife Draupadi, so I think he'd get along horribly wrong with those two but I don't know if Kiritsugu would also be a somewhat bad match for him

Oddly enough I he might actually mesh rather well with kiritsugu if he went full into his ‘I’m a tool that exists to fight for justice please don’t look any deeper than that.’ He’s very archer-emiya coded and as long as kiritsugu continued to keep the casualties minimal (ie, evacuating the hotel building before blowing it up) I think he would at least be able to manage. Not thrive, per say, but I think arjuna is able to at least justify to himself the concept of ‘sacrificing a few to save the many’ (just look at what happened to his own children and family in his origin story) and he’s able to maintain an impersonal distance that someone like kiritsugu would likewise also probably do well with. (Also tbh kiritsugu would probably prefer a servant that’s a long range fighter over a close combat unit)

I do think it would still weigh on him though-ultimately like saber it’s a situation where he can still do well as a warrior but he wouldn’t be happy bc of it’s brutality. His relationship with irisveil if he was contracted to kiritsugu could easily go either the way of being more human or cold depending on his writer mindset

Legitimately I can’t imagine a solid 90% of servants managing ryuunosuke, so that would probably come down to a matter of if his pride in being a ‘good’ servant trumps his general honor as a hero. Personally I think he’d probably go for the latter but I’m not sure? Outside of that…I don’t know. Kayneth is odd to me because diarmuid was also very subservient and eager to please with him and he still didn’t like him, but arjuna’s more ‘yeah I’m just a tool’ general vibe might make his feathers less ruffled? Unless his folklore wife stealing ability kicked in with sola-ui somehow anyway 😔.

I don’t think he’d work well w kirei because kirei is just a bad master in general. He would probably be ok with tokiomi but think the guy was kind of full of himself. He wouldnt get him murdered tho lmao.

I can’t fathom how he and kariya would work out. Kariya summons his servant in the worm basement with Zouken present like oh my god-wait it’s a berserker too. Oh my god. Can you fucking imagine arjuna alter in fate zero the man would go even more insane

Waver and arjuna would be funny tho. I don’t know how, but waver with anyone is funny. Shoutout to waver.

As for og fate….I’ve seen others say he probably wouldn’t mesh well with Sakura, as he tends to be too busy with his own sad boy hours to notice other’s issues and also would probably see dark Sakura as more of a problem to take care of, and I’m not familiar enough with her yet to really say otherwise.

shirou and arjuna sounds like a disaster waiting to happen bc imagine archer but like, not at all connected to shirou and also in the history books. He has no reason to look at shirou’s suicidal desire to save everyone and not be like ‘poggers sounds great master I’m doing that also it’s hell on earth but what can you do :)’ and then he sits in a corner for 40 days pretending he doesn’t have human emotions while shirou turns into a sword or something

If it was shinji in the routes where he isn’t actively a rapist and more annoying I could see him just being tiredly tolerant of him, but I have 0 idea how he’d handle heavens feel shinji.

Rin….lmao. I think he’d like cosplaying her butler.

Illya….he would want to cosplay her butler

Caster…yeah I don’t even know. I think he’d be like ?

I don’t even know enough about them to be really saying anything 😭

#my asks

[thegardengrows-infrozenrain]

love how tumblr tried to kill tagspam by limiting you to 30 tags with 140 chars each and also if you tag a specific way then only the first four tags will show your post in searches or whatever and also only original posts will show and not reblogs anymore (and that is ANY reblog, not just reblogs with nothing on them)

but then you still see porn bots scattershotting every trending fandom tag (plus some extras) and the only thing it's done is make rambling in the tags (and more importantly, trigger tagging posts!!!!!) needlessly difficult and also wrecked visibility if you reblog something and add to a post and then tag it with the same tags

also they broke tagging again so now the automatically added end character for each tag will eat the last few letters of a tag and also you can't actually hit the 140 character limit anymore??? you have to come like three under it or you can't add the fucking tag and it still gives you that obnoxiously condescending "Ooops!!! Tags can only be 140 characters or less!!!!" warning.

also hitting 30 tags shouldn't give me a shitfuck ass fucking "You did it. You reached 30 tags" message. just say "tag limit reached" or something c'mon you're a fuckin website and the only thing this makes me wanna do is strangle your entire fucking database center (as in the physical building. get my hands around that bricky bitch.) because i'm a fuckin tumblr user not a five year old and this whole like impersonal friendliness added to error messages and shit these days makes me so pissed.

enough with the "teeheeheehee!!! oopsie daisies!!!!!🌺🌺🌺✨✨✨ ouw code monkies cant handwe mowe dan 30 tagsie-wagsies!!!! oooh noooo 😭😭😭😞😞😞😔😔😔😕😕🙁🙁🙁☹️☹️☹️😥😥😥😨😨😨😰😰😰🫠🫠🫠wooks wike youw gonna hafta wemove some tags!!!! ❌❌❌☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺😢 but make suwe dey'we onwy 140 chawactews! da code monkies eat ur tagsies and dey get tummie aches if dey'we too wong!!!!!! ^^ uwu nya rawr >w< xDDD" type shit. just fucking tell me "character limit reached" or something is it that difficult to just give users information directly anymore??????

also fuck the errors when your internet disconnects and it's like "this is a dashboard haiku. no posts here. who knows why?" "your dashboard is empty. soon it will be lush once more" on the app. that and the stupid fucking astronaut in the fuckin alegria/corporate memphis artstyle on youtube. fuck you. i don't need you to try to be funny and make me laugh because my internet connection is slightly spotty or to be given a fuckin illustration. just say "your connection isn't working". come on, say it with me. "your" "connection" "is not" "working". was that so hard? i get it's because it's ALSO a fallback in case the servers are down for some reason but jesus christ.

at least fucking facebook and instagram just give you "failed to load. check your connection" errors when they go down and most people know if you see them while your internet is up it means the website's having trouble and to wait a while. people aren't fuckin stupid and they don't need to be hand-held when a fuckin website goes down to the point you need to be vague and qUiRkY about it.

like if this shit doesn't stop i will find a way to physically choke a server rack. you fuckin wait. i'll make a goddamn computer experience asphyxiation. i'm gonna take your fuckin machines and i'm gonna fuckin feed them orbeez until they experience whatever the computer equivalent to an intestinal blockage is.

worthless piece of shit fucking website fr

#tumblr problem #tumblr happenings #plus ​whatever the fuck else. i hate tagging this shit. #ryan's rants #<- i think? little blurry atm as we aren't in a good mood rn #<- not that there's a reason for it? sometimes you just wake up sad #venting i guess #ranting #this post got a little off topic tbh #in my defense i got started talking and couldn't stop til i got all my fuckin ideas out #adhd shit fr

[catb-fics]

You guys shouldn’t feel guilty about the way you feel because it’s normal. The whole comeback is very impersonal and cold. Being mysterious is exciting when a band is active, not in cases like this where they haven’t done anything proper in years and people just want answers. I feel disheartened as well, in a world where social media dominates everything, deliberately not communicating with your fans is just shit, but they’ve been like this for years so I’m not really surprised. I’m just waiting 😭

I’m glad it’s not just me 😭

I thought the postcard thing was such a nice touch that seemed personal reaching out to fans like that, but you’re right, everything else does seem kinda impersonal 😔

#catb asks #don’t even want answers now don’t think that’s gonna happen #just would be nice to see van 😞

[azumasoroshi]

minidura chapter 6 react

oh please let this chapter be celty and shizuo focused i love the besties

i think they should hang out and play smash bros and talk in sign language and terrorize gangs together

awww :(((

although him smoking reminds me of this one scene from omniscient reader's viewpoint where joonghyuk stares out a window dramatically trying to appear cool when he's actually super embarrassed

people are also more likely to smoke when they're upset because they feel like it helps them calm down

shizuo 🥺

ohhh he doesnt have the chibi and the usual 'normally this size, now this size!' thing :( this chapter probably wont be that sad because it's literally a gag series but still. not getting the greatest vibes

shinra step aside celty is my wife now

she's so sweetttttt ughhhhhhh

but yeah uh. there IS a reason they're afraid of him

i just had the horrible idea of 'what if they ran a shizuo campaign that just gave speeches about what a nice guy shizuo is' and that devolved into 'signing shizuo up to run for president' even though japan has a prime minister not a president

yk what fuck it SHIZUO FOR PRESIDENT LETS GO BABY

oh. suddenly im worried. shizuo's reputation is probably gonna come out of this even worse than it was before

THEY'RE SO TINY

celty is a horrendous actor godbless

crying. this isnt gonna go well

heiwajima shizuo serial old lady helper

i dont know how this is gonna go wrong but it's definitely gonna go wrong

is she gonna like. run from him or something?? or maybe izaya appears and shizuo just throws the package at him

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

was NOT expecting that

i keep forgetting i havent published my post about isekai shizuo but like. the truck instinct to just ram into shizuo no matter the circumstances is hilarious actually. he beckons them to him with his shizu mating call

HE'S HELPING!!!! i dont know what the citizens are so scared of smh

shizuo asking 'what's next' obliviously like he's enjoying helping 😭my beloveddddd

how the hell can he mess up saving a puppy though. like. there's no way

I CACKLED OUT LOUD

THERE IS A WAY

SHIZUJESUS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE'S HELPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is so sad actually like he's only done good things!!! he's been using his strength for good!!! man

oh lets go!!! actually why wasnt shizuo able to find a job as a construction worker or mover 😭 i assume something with izaya but still. he's so overqualified

awwwww it's working out!!!!!

AWWWWWWW

WHAT THE FUCK

thats actually nightmare fuel jesus christ asdjkhGKJSgd

shizuo looked so touched at the beginning too 😭leave it to izaya to ruin everything

was izaya the old lady at the beginning too?? did he hire the truck driver (again) to hit shizuo?? or does he just have a picture perfect costume of the old lady from before down to the wrinkle because ?????????

he probably wasnt at the beginning because all the stuff with helping people happened in one day and there's no way izaya could come all the way to ikebukuro to be the first person they tried to help or even know to come PLUS the lady actually looked shocked but. idk man izaya is unhinged when it comes to trolling shizu-chan so you never really know with him

i imagine his voice changed from old lady impersonation to regular smarmy izaya voice in the 'you know' too which is so. evil

although it does make me question how good his old lady impersonation is and why he can do one??

plus he said 'i dont crossdress' in that one ova but that has now been proven to be a lie! diversity win!! the cringe information broker from shinjuku crossdresses as old grandmas sometimes!!!

MAN

i had hope there for a second but this is in line with canon so 😔no change can actually happen hhhhhh

izaya jumpscare/10 chapter

#shizaya #izaya orihara #shizuo heiwajima #celty sturulson #shinra kishitani #kyouhei kadota #durarara #long post

[honeyphobia]

A Good Girl’s Guide to Murder review (so SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS!!!)

I guess this part isn’t really a review but is my reaction towards some parts throughout the story(also I tried to label which chapter but I got lazy, sorryy)

andie’s dad using past tense??

pippa impersonating Chloe 💀 lowkey would’ve done the same if I had to

WHO THE FUCK WAS WATCHING THEM WHILE WHY WERE CAMPING?!

THE NOTE?!

SECRECT OLDER GUY?

“that’s why her hair is so big it’s full of secrets” that’s literally andie

naomi is a little sus

I thought andie didn’t have a connection w mr ward why would she be calling him an asshole? maybe dress coded her or smth?

what if Elliot Ward is the secret older guy 😨😨

The note nat put in andie’s locker??? she’s def a new suspect

why are adults messing around w Highschooler andie 🤨😨

noo sals Interview kinda makes him look sus 🙁

hippo pippo 💀

jason bell is so ew

yooo are are andie and max so close? 🤨

drink spiking? hmm suspicious

not andie cheating on Sal 😔

why does max have that photo of andie 😨

Ravi staring howie down and lowkey funny and cute at the same time

RAVI BEING PROTECTIVE OF PIP AWHH

NOT ANDIE SELLING DRUGS

Pip and Ravi breaking and entering 💀

ANDIE BEING AT THE INN A FEW WEEKS AGO?!?!

nevermjnd false alarm

chap 24 - MAX KNOWS HOWIE?! BRO GETS MORE AND MORE SUSPICIOUS AND ITS HIS 2nd TIME LYING

THE PHOTO?

SAL IS INNOCENT SAL IS INNOCENT SAL IS INNOCENT!!!

AWHHH RAVI’S REACTION

THE NOTE ON PIPPA’S LAPTOP?!

I CANT BELIEVE IN SAYING THIS BUT WHAT IF IT WAS HER MOM OR DAD

BARNEY NOOO BARNEY

AWHHH PIP I FEEL SO BAD

I FEEL SO BAD FOR RAVI TOO

YAYY RAVI CAME BACK

PARTNERS IN CRIME ARE BACK IN BUSINESS

ANDIE WRITING DOWN NAOMI’S SPARE SIM PHONE NUMBER?! It’s a clue but also kind of useless

the beginning of chapter 39 was a literal jump scare 💀

Cara did it, it was her she likes Butterfinger that’s all the evidence you need

MR WARDS PHONE NUMBER?! BROOO

MR WARD.

pip you’re so smart i aspire to be you

Omg if andie is still alive that would be so much worse

pips going to the house rn so anxious

mr ward finally got arrested

but the girl upstairs didn’t andie so what happened to andie? did she go back home and die there or smth? fucking max I knew he was suspicious

WSIT SO DID BECCA KILL ANDIE?

BECCA OMG GIRL

SO IT WAD HER WHO WENT TO THE INN?

aint no way she drugged pip

SHIT UP IS PIP GONNA DIE

well obviously not because the series has 2 more books 😭💀

why is page 377 so beautifully written

I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR BECCA

“And don’t tell them the only reason you started this project was because you fancied me. You know, think of a more noble reason.” omg ravi 😭😭

”I’m ravishing. Get it? Ravi-shing. Ravi singh.” that was lowkey kinda smooth though

okay review time

Once I got this book in my hands and started reading it I swear, it was one of the best wild roller coaster experiences I've ever had. Still unsteady, blubbering without nails, baffled, and lightheaded, but yet smiling and thrilled!

FANTASTIC CHARACTERIZATION, FAST AND HEART THROBBING PACING, GREAT-SATISFYING ENDING, GREAT STORY TELLING, AND ATTENTION-TAKING PLOT!

While reading, I had too many questions rushing through my mind.

Who actually murdered Andie? Or is Andie truly dead? Did she earn her fate? For the reason that as soon as we find out more about her, we realize that she is a bully, drama queen, drug dealer, and blackmailer! I wanted to punch her for all of her wonderful traits(sarcasm if you couldn’t tell).

Who allocated Sal the blame? Or did Sal actually do it? He is a picture of a kind, modest, and heavenly man. We think he has been hiding something, though. His friends refused to serve as his alibis and changed their testimonies regarding his whereabouts and when he left from their location. Where hence was he when the murder happened?

Who was threatening Pippa with texts to prevent her digging?

Well, I read the book quickly, and my spider senses didnt work properly until the last few pages, I was unable to identify the murderer or murderers. always being five steps behind the author

It was moving, enjoyable, nail biter, mind bending, surprisingly exciting, satisfying read. I enjoyed every page, every clue, every thrilling moments of this book. I highly recommend it!

#a good girls guide to murder #pippa fitz amobi #ravi singh #tpq

[akkivee]

hyped up 02 was a blast!!!!! here’s an absurdly long liveblog post lol:

i think the biggest thing i noticed was how much cleaner the character animations were!!!! like, there were a lot less excessive movements for the sake of making the characters move and they geared movement to actually suit the characters more!!!!

AND THE INSTRUMENTAL ARRANGEMENTS ON THE SONGS WERE REALLY COOL

something that was sending me the entire time all 18 rapping boys were on stage was how saburo had to like duck into eyesight lol he’s too short to be behind both ichiro and juto like that lmao

during hangout, we had bb and mtc on stage for their two verse ofc and bb were going hard dancing to mtc’s verses like SAME bros lol

the first group of mcs were rosho, gentaro, ichiro, rio, jakurai and hitoya and yes hitoya was grumpy for the majority of it lol

i felt so bad for rosho tho lmao!!!!! he got stuck next to gentaro and gentaro made sure to troll the everloving fck out of him!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭

rosho was feeling nervous like usual and gentaro was ramping up to give him likely terrible advice lol but rio the king interrupted him (gencha was miffed lmao) and suggested gaining hype from the crowd and the six of them had the crowd raise their lights at their call

so ichiro: alright!!! let’s see that buster bros red!!!!!

the crowd: *raises their light wands changed to red*

and each person did that for their team

EXCEPT MFING GENTARO WHO TREATED US TO A SASARA IMPERSONATION AND CALLED FOR DH ORANGE AND THEN FOR FP YELLOW

jakurai compared the changing lights to magic wands 🥺🥺🥺

CRIES AND THEN HITOYA SKIPPED OVER ROSHO SAYING THEY SAW DH ORANGE SO IT WAS HIS TURN LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

hitoya’s impressed whistle afterwards 😳

lol!!!! and then rosho absolutely snapped and went into teacher mode and commanded that stage and got his dh orange 🤗

and jakurai after rosho was done: but being scolded by a teacher felt very nostalgic 🤗🤗🤗

dh’s turn was right after that and we got to see rei swoon because of rosho’s teacher mode and then he and sasara did a lame student/teacher bit using toilets as the pun and i hate the both of them

the full bodied laugh rei and sasara did was adorable btw 🥺🥺🥺

rei’s 3d model makes me mad because obviously he has a big 🍆 he’s a big man. but his model makes it very obvious lmao 😭😭😭

btw!!!! by the end of this live, rei will have scammed two people

bat were up next and jyushi and hitoya sure were ready to ignore their leader this time as well lmao

HELLA AWESOME BANQUET FCKS WITH LIVE INSTRUMENTS AND I MAY AS WELL SAY ALL OF BATS MUSIC WERE MADE FOR ACTUAL INSTRUMENTS

YALL THEY LET JYUSHI AND HITOYA ACTUALLY DANCE IN THIS 3DCG LIVE

JYUSHI NOW WITH 1000X MORE RHYTHM AND FLOW IN HIS DRAMATIC DANCING HE WAS REALLY PRETTY

THE HIP THRUSTING IN HELLA AWESOME BANQUET FROM THE CROSS A LINE LIVE RETURNED IN THE 3DCG LIVE

they sang batfs next and you know the part before the last chorus where kuukou brings in jyushi and then hitoya next??? well with jyushi, kuukou did that thing where he crouches low and slithers up like the dragon he is but he did it practically along the length of jyushi’s body and i!!!!!!!!!!!!! i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it’s probably just older men simping hours from me rn but hitoya’s model help!!!!! his hips and butt help!!!!!!!!!!

hifumi was the first victim to a rei scam as he walks out on stage without his jacket from word by rei 😔✊

hifumi’s dancing is so much cleaner 😭😭😭 like last live his moves were visibly dated and now they’re like,,,,,, idk how to say it but the way he moves feels more like hifumi ;w;

hifumi: *magical girl transforms into his jacket*

jakurai: 😊👏👏👏

the way hifudo be moving across the stage while jakurai gracefully gestures is always just nice to watch lol

posse were cute today too 🥰

gentaro is another one whose character animations were improved 😭😭😭 he’s graceful like the jakurai parallel he is but significantly more animated with that gentaro flare of his i’m sorry i don’t have the words ever to articulate this 😭😭😭😭

idk what it was they added to torima get on the floor but whatever it was made the song even cuter lol

they did some choreographed moving for shibuya marble texture and my heart was screaming crying throwing up help

i will never stop laughing at the way juto struts with his mic out lmao

RIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥰🥰💕💕💙💙💙💙💕💕💙🥰🥰🥰💙💕💕💕🥰💙💙💕💕💕🥰🥰🥰🥰💙💕💕💙💕🥰🥰💙💕💙🥰💕🥰

rio moves like an action superhero lmao i love him

the way samatoki would swipe at his bottom lip and then grin at the crowd 😭🙏

scarface was fantastic to watch btw samajuto after the first chorus were a VIBE and the way rio put his whole body into his singing verse YALL

AND THE CROWD CLAPPING AT SAMATOKIS ROACH LINE LOL

bb played iwbp and iwgp for their first set and i wasn’t okay lol that is a criminal back to back 😩👌

JIRO REMAINS AN ABSOLUTE DELIGHT TO WATCH LOL

AND SABURO IS STILL AWKWARD BUT HE IS IMPROVING GOOD FOR HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he’s also still just incredibly cute in these lives he’s so happy!!!!!! happy saburo here to give us jams and jam with us!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

it’s not weird ichiro’s the least animated out of his bros but it was an adjustment lol

do not think ichiro wasn’t getting down tho because he was lol

there was some excited jumping in iwgp and their jumping height from highest to shortest was: jiro saburo ichiro lol

there was also some synced moving from jiro and saburo when ichiro was center that was really cute i think saburo’s coming into his dancing era soon lol

the second group of mcs were jyushi, ramuda, saburo, juto, doppo, and sasara!!!! ramuda got them to play charades telephone where one does a movement and the next person has to imitate the best as they can and then the cycle repeats

sasara started them off and did this rapid waving thriller dance that doppo felt embarrassed by but did it perfectly LOL

juto: i am NOT doing that

doppo: iruma-san…….!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺

lol and after juto gets scolded by jyushi and ramuda in the front he taps saburo and does the movement very incorrectly but with gusto LMAO

saburo: wow that’s cringe how are you not dead from embarrassment rn

juto:

lol so they get the crowd to copy their individual chanting and doppo explodes after his. no i will not elaborate

songs started back up and after naniwa paradaishu, rei does another full bodied laugh at rosho’s expense that had him hopping back a few steps at its force 🥺🥺🥺

HHHHHHHHHH THE HEAVY GUITAR THEY PLAYED TO RIP HAD ME GOING FERAL

idk if was just the camera not focusing on hitoya at that exact moment or not, but because of it, it looked as tho kuukou kept drifting over to jyushi during his scared verses 🥺

kuukou after rip: 😈🙏

me: 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👋👋👋💕💕💕💕💕💜💜💜💜💜💕💕💕💜💜💜💜💜😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫😫👋👋👋👋

sensei’s movements were more powerful in tomoshibi 😭😭😭

and his bow at the end 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

FCKING STELLA BENEFITTED THE MOST FROM THE IMPROVED ANIMATIONS THEY HAD RAMUDA CRUMBLING DOWN ON STAGE 😭😭😭😭😭

there were no frills no nothing they jumped straight into hunting charm and it was HYPE

re:start had the bros at their most mellow 🥺

OUR FERAL TRIO TOOK THE STAGE AND KUUKOU COMPLIMENTED JIRO BRINGING THE HYPE

lol our last set was kuukou, dice, jiro, samatoki, hifumi and rei

dice is the second person to fall to rei’s scam as he goes on about sending energy waves to the crowd

jiro was vibing hard tho and threw a wave of energy at hifumi and hifumi, like the chad he is, actually stumbled back at the force lol

kuukou was like ❓❓❓ the entire time lol

samatoki, who had been very quiet throughout dice’s thing, finally snapped at dice to shut up and calls rei out lmao

except it’s fun so hifumi sends love energy at the crowd and jiro kicks energy out like a soccer ball lmao

kuukou, despite thinking it’s kinda stupid, caves to everyone having fun and throws out energy with a bunch of flips and kicks and energy sound effects behind him lol

rei eggs samatoki on and samatoki puts his foot down and flexes he doesn’t need to do all their extra stuff and gets the crowd hype with his words alone lol

mayhaps be crying once again that rei’s resting pose is him with his hip cocked lmao

tdd legend was up next!!!!!!!!!!!!! samatoki and ichiro scoffed at each other and ramuda and jakurai focused on the crowd rather than each other lol

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THERE WAS A MOMENT WHERE TDD RAPPED TO EACH OTHER AND SENSEI BENT DOWN AND GOT SOME TWIST IN THAT LEG GET IT SIR

AND THEN!!!!!!!!! UNITED EMCEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE DISTANCE BETWEEN ICHIRO AND KUUKOU WAS SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER THAN THE OTHER PAIRS??????

AND THEY REALLY DID JUST KEEP BOUNCING UP AND DOWN AFTER EACH OTHER

AT THE END OF THEIR VERSE THEY SLID BACK TO BACK AND KUUKOU COULD GENUINELY JUST TILT HIS HEAD BACK AND REST IT ON ICHIROS SHOULDER THATS HOW CLOSE THEY GOT

AND AGAIN SIGNIFICANTLY CLOSER THAN THE OTHER TWO PAIRS??????? SENSE OF DISTANCE WHERE??????

KUUKOU WAS MOVING SO MUCH MORE IN THIS SONG FOR WHATEVER REASON LIKE METAL HEADBANGING WITH HIS BODY LMAO

ICHIRO TOO HE HAD SOME HEIGHT TO HIS JUMPS NOW LOL

OCCASIONALLY IT LOOKED LIKE ICHIRO AND KUUKOU WERE JAMMING TOGETHER TO THE OTHERS VERSES HELP

THE WAY THEY POINTED AT EACH OTHER AND THEN WENT BACK TO BACK AGAIN DSAFJKJFSDJKKGAAGJKJFHJ—

*slaps myself* lol they were really hype y’all

the pairs had some parting words for each other as they left the stage 🥺🥺🥺 ramuda and jakurai weren’t very nice lol sasara expressed how it was more fun with them all there and samatoki agreed it was fun with him in his bad boy way (sasara: 😲‼️) and ichiro and kuukou expressed how dope they thought each other’s lyrics were with enthusiastic pointing and fist pumping 🥺🥺🥺

and then the longest encore call began lmao i swear the audience was clapping for like three minutes straight

but summit happened lol

sasara was pretty close with fp in the closing comments 🥺🥺🥺 he and gentaro were playing off of each other and he was chatting away with ramuda 🥺🥺🥺

idk what the conversation was but jyushi and kuukou were chatting to each other during rio’s final speech 🥺🥺🥺 AND!!!!!!!! JYUSHI DID ONE OF HIS FLOURISHES AND KUUKOU TILTED HIS BODY ALONG WITH HIM AND!!!!!!! THEY BOTH SLOWLY SLID BACK INTO PLACE IT WAS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

*coughs* it was a fun time lol

#this is vee speaking #hyped up liveblog monster post 02: electric boogaloo lol #nah this is really long i’m sorry 😭😭😭 #i did a mini rewatch while typing this out but there’s still so much i wanna yell about lol like saburo bullying doppo in their talk lol #hifumi blowing a kiss to the crowd!!!!!!! ramuda cute walking after marble texture!!!!!!! #BAD ASS TEMPLE OWNING MY ENTIRE ASS!!!!!!!!!! SAMATOKI WAS COOL TODAY TOO!!!!! #but i need to stop lol this is reeeeeeeeaally long aa it is lol #c: rapping boys

[rinoomi]

you didnt tell me i was gonna cry twice during the newest archon quest >:( giRL— I THOUGHT I WAS OVER THR FIRST CUTSCENE but nOOOO!! THERE HAD TO BE A SECOND ONE 😭 + the geo yaksha tho, i agree 🤧😩

i'd like to think he'd be the type who'd go "what would rex lapis do..." or "rex lapis said–" then cue the yakshas groaning because that's all he talks about 😭🤚he maybe follows zhongli around too like a little puppy and w adoration in his eyes

aki 🤧 aaaaaa this quest was soo mentally exhausting :(( I'm still reeling from all the strong emotions I felt doing it 😭 there was just? soo much to unpack?! the thing that broke me the most was xiao feeling like a burden 😭 I'm so glad yanfei kept reassuring him and yelan calling him out on being a self sacrificing idiot felt soo good?! aaaaa this quest felt soo different from all the rest its gonna take a while to recover from all that damage 😔 I swear to god if zhongli didn't step in I would have NEVER forgiven him.

and yEAH the yakshas jdksks pls I can def see xiao being totally done w menogias impersonating zhongli at every chance he gets 😭 thinking of zhongli giving all of them head pats :(

#chats with fir ☕︎ #guest: aki #also aye is the golden apple archipelago returning next patch?!? :0

[parcai]

Kit: what if we CANNED TeEth. Also Kit: Yeah so I killed a bunch of nineteen year olds at fourteen but I can't say that out loud without sounding like I'm bragging. Also Kit: hey dee you beautiful bitch ;))))) i LOVE you 😘🥰😍🤩😘😗😍😚😍💖❤🥵🥳🤓🤓🤓🤓🧐🥺🥺🥺😳😳🤡🤡😡😩😩😠😠🤬😈💀💀💘💝💖💗💓💞💟❣💔❤🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤🤍🤚👀👁👅👄👁👅🦷👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👨‍🦲👵

WHO ASKED YOU TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THIS

#this canned joke is going too far 😭😭 #dee tag #emojis are the height of human emotion okay?? 😠😠😠 #and i mean 😗😗 I'M not gonna say i kicked their asses but also #how do you come back from losing to a fourteen year old in a 14-19 age group 😭😭 #the L omg #you can brag about me tho 😌😌😍 #writing competition #anyway you're going to jail now anon 😤😠 #impersonating me like this 😭😔 #anonnie #anon #answered

[ten]

hi i love u, i hope you're having a great week 💖✨

JODIE I LOVE U SO MUCH!!! i wish the same for u as well 🧚🏻‍♀️✨💖

#omg if i dont say this now im nvr gonna say it #bc i keep forgetting to dm u when ur online sjfjsj #anyway #theres this youtuber named hbk jiseung and OH MY GOD #pls watch his cover of imma do and indigo (esp the one taken on a phone camera- it has like a million views so you'll find it!) #hes rlly rlly good #and his the quiett impersonation never fails to make me laugh!! #ALSO ANOTHER THJNG #im facing a huge dilemma rn 😭😭😭 changmo is coming to my city (finally) and i was super super excited #but i dont have anyone to go w bc my friend cant make it 🥺😭😰😔 #do i drag one of my friends who doesnt like khh there too? do i go.. alone? not go at all? #the reason why my friend cant go is bc its pregrad that day!! which i should rlly go to as well but i'd sacrifice it for changmo tbh #lmk what you would do pls!! #asks #mutuals #@jodie

[dreamwritesimagines]

oh this chapter!! if you ask me it can be valentine's day 365 days a year if it results in this 😭😭 i loved it SO much once again (tbh by now this should go without saying) even if there was a distinct lack of elias and the duke which i can only hope assume means that there's something coming from that side soon.... also i very much appreciate lady whistledown waiting for the valentine's ball to spill the tea bc she would be very much right even if it's sad she didn't catch all their unchaperoned romantic moments-

though honestly what was lucie's reaction to the rose?? and elias' for that matter?? did she TELL anyone it was from anthony??

“Oh I don’t think…” she trailed off. “I don’t think today will be any different than any other day for me, my lady.” oh no lucie my darling i love you you CAN be gay 😔😔

“Either way, I’m sure you will be getting gifts,” she said. “One from the Monsieur Allard, and one from Viscount Bridgerton.” lucie knows what is UP i love her and tbh i need a friend like her

“But I happened to hear their conversation while I was passing by,” she said. “Not intentionally of course. The door was open.” once again i need a friend like lucie the only real one she deserves LOVE dream please give it to her

“The Viscount said his mother was almost done with the season’s lists with the help of Lady Danbury, and the Marquess said he didn’t know why they bothered, seeing that the Viscount wasn’t looking to marry, neither were his brothers.” okay but that list BETTER be just cherie's name several times over

“For some reason, she is against me accepting flowers from Mr. Randolph.” i think i will be entering an alliance with cecily's mother (and cherie) to get celias finally together bc they DESERVE it

“I heard he sired a child from a kitchen maid and pretended the baby wasn’t his.” SCANDALOUS!! also i just love cecily knowing all the gossip she and lucie could definitely be besties

“How vile and heartless! I will throw these away immediately and tell Elias to tell him never to speak to me again.” i know this was like common during regency but idk this just sounds so cute to me for some reason

“I just wonder what poetry book he got it from, that’s all,” she murmured. “Sounds a bit impersonal.” i know that cecily is just trying to roast monsieur allard but she doesn't know she's being anthony's biggest ally in this fight against him and i'm sure she'd hate that even more like this sounds EXACTLY like something anthony could say

Cecily raised her brows. “Are you sure?” she asked. “It doesn’t sound like him to be that thoughtful.” okay but she's actually the funniest person around i can see why elias likes her so much 😭😭 also i love how she's all like 'i bet he sent gifts to like 10 girls or something' while i'm pretty sure that anthony is the ONLY one of her suitors to only be invested in cherie and he's not even actually a suitor??

You had seen Anthony when you had stepped into the ballroom but he seemed to be in a very deep conversation with his brother Benedict, almost looking defensive. i would love to hear more about this conversation bc i LIVE for benedict roasting his brother and also someone needs to tell anthony to get his shit together and court cherie and elias sure as hell won't do it

You just…happened to appreciate Anthony’s gift more, as spoiled as it sounded. there's another innuendo in here somewhere i'm sure

“But I saw your notes, you read it,” you said, excitement laced in your voice and he nodded. okay but honestly if someone gave me a book with their own notes in it i would probably propose on the spot

He raised a brow. “Were you watching?” pfffft as if you weren't anthony what a HYPOCRITE

“It’s interesting you should ask, because I do.” i can just SEE anthony doing all this research trying to find good reasons why cherie should definitely not marry pierre and being all like 'well hypothetically i would objectively be the better option!!' and also i hope benedict caught him doing it bc in my head that scene would be hilarious

“It’s good to be informed. It’s not a lot, by the way. His income.” you know what i'm getting very scared by all these people thinking pierre is a dowry chaser and i WANT to believe in his goodness but i cannot- honestly pierre has served his purpose of making anthony jealous he can go back to france now!!

“Either way,” he said, “You know, having a wardrobe change every season might be very difficult for you on a budget of…let’s say, a knight.” i just want you to know i laughed SO hard at this i can just picture this with his exact voice and expression this man is trying SO hard to convince both himself and cherie that pierre is a bad option and that cherie should marry him instead and he should just admit that he's completely in love tbh bc he's fooling no one anymore with these desperate attempts

“And you’re convinced that he can satisfy you?” i cannot with this man- cherie is INNOCENT let her be!!

“I don’t think there are many quotes about business deals, but I can check if you’d like.” honestly i don't know what to say about this except i want you to know i actually laughed out loud at this i love cherie when she's being a savage

“I’m afraid you are mistaken once again, my lady,” he taunted you and held out the card, making your heart go crazy. You slowly pulled it out of his hand and he bowed. honestly the moment i read this i was like 'i bet he arrived early to look at all the cards and pick the perfect one for cherie and that's why he had to act all defensive in front of benedict' and looking at the quote and all the layers of meaning behind it i'm pretty sure i was actually right

Omg Merel hiiii! ❤

Oh yeah, we will see Elias in the next chapter 😈😏 And Lady Whistledown will have a lot to write about really soon 😏

Nope, she didn't tell anyone, especially Elias! 😈 Elias would lose his mind if he heard Anthony gave her a rose 😈

Lucie is amazing and I love her! ❤ She is so sweet! ❤

Speaking of those lists...😏 Things will get very complicated 😏

Cecily knows everything about everyone in the ton 😂 She is too powerful 😂

Elias is handling the suitors Cherie doesn't want 😂

Cecily and Anthony accidentally working together is hilarious, considering neither of them like the other much 😂

also i love how she's all like 'i bet he sent gifts to like 10 girls or something' while i'm pretty sure that anthony is the ONLY one of her suitors to only be invested in cherie and he's not even actually a suitor?? EXACTLY! EXACTLY THAT!

Benedict is very observant and Anthony is suffering because of that 😂 Like, he can see right through him whenever Cherie is around😂

I love innuendos 😂❤

Cherie also wants to propose I feel like 😂

Anthony was totally watching 😈

'well hypothetically i would objectively be the better option!!' I AM DYING-

I need that scene! 😂

Aw we will see more of Pierre though 😏

Anthony literally went there with multiple reasons why Cherie shouldn't marry Pierre even if it's hypothetical and he still doesn't see what it means 😂

Oh no, he won't let her be😏😏😏

Cherie will never let that go 😂

You were absolutely right! ❤ Like, he did it on purpose, and he looked for a Romeo and Juliet quote because of all those reasons and Benedict can see just how hard Anthony is falling but...😈

Thank you so much for this love! ❤❤❤

[domjaehyun]

This isn't an impersonation but you give off the same vibes of those people who point out a dog mid conversation but expect of a dog it's Mark Lee 😌

😭😭😭

i love this omg and it’s accurate!! i point out anything that excites me tbh !!! dogs, stray cats, attractive people; if i like it i go “OOH LOOK” :D if i saw mark lee in the wild i don’t think i’d actually say anything bc i’d be too busy fainting 😔😔😔

#answered #anon

[lunar-beauty]

Gintama Ask Game

thxs for tagging me @claymorecut & @pwapuri😊 and @gettinyinggywithit thxs for making this and for tagging me as well🥺

Last time you watched / read Gintama? A couple of weeks ago, I wanted a laugh and rewatched some of my fav episodes😄 I’m planning on doing a full rewatch soon tho!

Favorite male character? Gintoki- he’s hilarious, has a big heart, and he’s such an amazing protagonist, Takasugi- the last few arc really had me invested in his character and I was rooting for him for much! He deserved a better ending Sorachi😤😤

Favorite female character? Kagura -she’s the best shounen heroine💞 and Tsukuyo- ofc🥺 the moment she came onscreen I knew she’d be one of my favs

Favorite male character design? Gintoki! He’s character design is so unique and he pulls it off. Takasugi’s is great too! I also really liked Shinpachi’s new look in the last arc, why did Sorachi change it back😭

Favorite female character design? Nobume! Her Mimiwarigumi uniform is perfect and the outfit she wore in the Silver Soul arc was gorgeous🤩 I also really like Kagura’s design, it’s so cute🥺❤️

Most underrated character? Nobume - she’s stunning, badass and has an amazing backstory. Shinpachi! I feel like he’s so overshadowed by all the rest of the cast despite being one of the central characters lmao. He’s such a sweetheart and his straight man routine is hilarious.

Best squad?  Joui 3- the angsttt ughh they were such good friends🥺 Yorozuya, Diamond Perfume - i love it when the girls team up

Favorite episode or arc? Sacchan’s first ep, the Popularity Poll arc, all the Yoshiwara arcs, and the Rakuyou arc are some of my favs😊

OTP(s)? GINTSU, Okikagu & Hijimitsu

BROTP(s)? Hijikata & Sougo, Tsukuyo & Sacchan, Gintoki & Sougo, the Joui 3, Shinpachi & Kagura

An unpopular opinion? Idk if this is unpopular but I really wish the Utsuro=Shouyo plot had gone in a different direction, I wanted to see Shouyo and the Joui 3 together again😔🥺

Favorite running joke? Die Hijikata, Zura on standby, Matsudaira’s countdown, and people impersonating Takasugi

Favorite OST? Glorious Days & Samurai Heart

Feelings about the upcoming movie? I’m a bit disappointed cause I was hoping it’d be new content lol but I’m not surprised they decided to just animate the last arc. I can’t wait to see how it turns out tho!

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#i had so much fun doing this! #miss this show a lot🥺❤️ #gintama #tagged #ask game #sakata gintoki #kagura #shimura shinpachi #takasugi shinsuke #imai nobume #tsukuyo #my posts #mine: gintama