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I smell really good btw~<3
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lesbeet · 3 years
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maybe this is too cynical but I have to imagine people writing headlines/summaries like that know it'll do numbers being passed around as a screenshot and generate more attention and clicks, even & especially if it misconstrues the actual content of the piece. it kind of reminds me of an article a while ago that someone wrote complaining about how their long acrylic nails don't generally get them flagged as gay & dtf & how they're going to keep getting them in defiance of like... the evil GNC gays failing to flag them? idk lol, in that case too with a summary & headline like 'tinder in bio' or something just very blatantly intended to make people screenshot it and talk about it online. like people aren't mocking this person for having a positive experience with a haircut it's the fact that they wrote an article about it ostensibly for attention and engagement and revenue with a title and summary that apparently doesn't effectively explain the intention of the piece and is on its face kind of corny. and like you said no one should be obligated to read it in order to be Allowed to react to a dumb headline. anyway sorry to send u a paragraph agsjshsj
omg i think i remember the nails thing 🙄
but no i dont think it's cynical tbh; according to some of the notes on the various posts about it the writer did intentionally use the headline to get exposure lmao. again i didnt read the full thing so idk if that's true, but several people said it to me.... somehow in defense of the writer?
but yeah idk i feel like using an intentionally provocative or click-baity or controversial title--or even just a dumb one that misrepresents the content of the article--is worthy of criticism. not only that, but it's not really fair to do that on purpose and then be upset that people don't want to read the actual article lmfao headlines exist for a reason
and even if it was unintentional i'm still allowed to express my opinion that it was bad writing! best case it was intentional and therefore dishonest, worst case it was unintentional and therefore bad writing. none of this has anything to do with the identity of the writer herself
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banxson · 5 years
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jungkook as a boyfriend (long):
a/n: 
since i am currently writing a jungkook social media au, i thought it would be fun to make a headcanon of bf jungkook. this post and the au does not go hand in hand at all. the masterlist to my au is in my bio, please give it a read :) (this prolly the worst self promo ever lol).
if you do want any other headcanon of the boys as a boyfriend, please let me know.
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meeting the boys:
so basically, you were one of jimin’s closest friends.
you guys didn’t hang out as much as you used to because of his popularity and schedule.
he also wanted to keep the rest of the boys as far away from you as possible since he saw you as a little sister and felt like he had the duty to protect you.
clearly that didn’t go well.
you knew where their company’s building was, so you decided to give jimin a visit.
you weren’t sure if the other boys were there, but your guts told you that they most likely will be there.
so when you first walked in, jimin was stunned.
homeboy was happy to see you but also nervous because this would be the first time you would meet the rest of the group.
the group and you both knew how jimin wanted to keep you separate .
when the boys first saw you, they were confused.
but then they realized who you were and shouted out for you.
they all hugged you and guys introduced yourselves to each other.
jungkook was the one that caught your eye the most.
he was more shy and introverted than the others.
he barely made eye contact with you and spoke lowly as well.
jimin eased into the idea of you being friends with the boys.
he suggested that after practice, all 8 of you can go grab some dinner.
everybody liked the idea and you sat in the corner on a chair and waited.
through the mirror, you and jungkook would glance every couple of seconds or so.
he would look down shyly while you were glance over to the rest of the boys.
once their practice finished, you guys grabbed dinner near their dorm.
usually, girls would nervous to eat in front of guys, but that wasn’t you.
you stuffed the hell out of your mouth and they were genuinely surprised that you didn’t try to hide it.
 because of that, you quickly bonded with jin since he is a huge foodie himself.
becoming good friends with the boys and jungkook:
over the course of a few weeks, you had gotten closer with the boys.
you were always hanging out in their practice room daily.
you would bring them food over sometimes if they stayed late.
they all considered you as part of the friend group and little sister at this point.
except jungkook.
homeboy grew a massive crush on you.
i mean little did he know, you felt the same way but lets not get to that just yet.
there would be times where you didnt hang out together at once.
for example, there was a day where you went out with jin to some new. restaurant you were interested in trying.
another day you went exploring with taehyung for pictures and to the museum on the way.
on a particular day, jungkook asked you to hang out.
he didn’t specify if it was a date or not, so you didn’t assume it.
you both went to the movies and then a carnival.
he even won you those teddy bears girls usually get in the movies.
he was a bit more open than the first time you met, but not completely.
you basically got closer and closer since that hang out,
you guys did talk about a lot of things when he walked you back to your complex.
that day, you knew that you had feelings for jungkook.
confessing:
jungkook definitely knew he liked you from the moment he met you.
at this point, the only people who knew you liked him was jimin, tae, and jin.
you were the closest with them and they already knew you well enough to know.
all the boys knew he liked you, he would make it so obvious
he would always somehow find a way to talk about in a conversation
there was a time when all the boys were discussing jungkook’s good ramen making skills, and he asked if they think you would like it.
he was just so obvious.
always complimenting you.
finding words and ways to make you smile.
i mean, it worked...
the boys finally convinced jungkook to ask you out and confess 
he asked you to hang out and to dress nice on the day you met, just 4 months from then.
you did as told and wore blue jeans with a cute sweater since it wasn’t even summer yet. 
jungkook had planned a picnic in the park by the water. 
he thought maybe that would increase his chances of getting an official date with you.
and it did.
he confessed when you guys were eating dessert.
he was scared out of his mind that he ended up stuttering most of it
“i-i um i- h-have feel-” you get the point.
you found it cute and giggled at it softly which got him embarrassed.
“aw man now you’re laughing at me”.
you reassured him that wasn’t it and that you liked him too.
his eyes lit up so hard you could probably see his reflection in the water.
he then asked you out on an official date and of course you said yes.
dates:
jungkook wanted to take everything slow with you.
which made sense, you didn’t want anything rushed either.
you hung out with the boys daily and sometimes even slept over.
obviously you slept with jungkook in his bed.
the boys teased you and him doing the frickle frackle which both had you flustered.
you guys would wake cuddling together.
which meant
the boys taking lots of pics.
even with flash
jungkook would always cover your face so you wouldn’t get blinded.
so cute of him
you did spend most days hanging with just jungkook too.
when you guys weren’t together, you would be on call or ft when he wasn’t practicing.
if he was, he would of course tell you he would call you after he’s settled back at the dorm.
at this point, every time you guys were out, you had to be careful.
the group was getting more and more popular and the last thing jungkook wanted was you to be involved in the spotlight.
not that he didn’t wanna show you off, he so did.
he just knew you never had the experience and was afraid of how you would handle it.
every date that went by, he planned a perfect one where he would officially ask you to be his girlfriend.
he knew it would be tricky because of his fans.
so he improvised
he rented out a sea-front restaurant.
and also asked the chef to decorate a small cake.
he would have it say “be my girlfriend?” in edible rose petals.
he was going all out, as you deserved.
after dinner and about an hour of laughing, he finally asked for dessert.
you were completely stunned and his face was full of nervousness.
you just grabbed his cheeks by your hands and kissed him.
you nodded your head at the same time.
did that make sense? just imagine it idk.
both of you were incredibly happy.
you broke the news to the boys afterwards.
but not before jin yeeting your leftovers.
you did spend the night, no you didn’t do the frickle frackle.
your relationship:
well this is already mad long and we only up to the actual relationship.
please keep reading if you made it this far, im trying my best LFMAOOO.
as i was saying
the first important thing was keeping your relationship away from the public.
their boss of course knew about the relationship and told jungkook to be careful.
you guys would take a lot of couple pics but never post it.
you were known as jimin’s friend as it is, you didn’t wanna attract more news onto the group.
jungkook was very loving 
obviously he was kind of shy in some situations.
but there were two jungkooks
bunny jungkook and daddy jungkook
boy oh boy
cuddling sessions would turn into makeouts.
makeouts would turn into last minute dick appointments.
you had to try to be quiet in case the others boys heard.
didn’t work out that great to be honest.
some days it would be at your place.
some days it would be at the boys dorm when no one but the both of you was there.
some days it would even be in the company building.
and lemme tell you
daddy jungkook >>>>>>>>>
you loved the soft jungkook too
but daddy jungkook just made you feel all types of things
the way he had control over you
the way he would dominate you
followed by aftercare
whew
this boy was IN LOVE with you
always protected you.
teased you obviously.
but in a cute way
after being together for a few months, you decided to go public.
some fans were proud
some...not so much
but jungkook didn’t care
he only cared about loving you, giving you what you deserve, and protecting you.
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otomeminion · 5 years
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against my better judgment i read kazuomi's love choice main story, and picked all the free choices
to be honest im relieved i didnt pick the other options because while the main character has slightly more personality (if i can even use that word). inevitably the storyline falls into its usual cliches which is hugely disappointing.
one fact is terribly obvious, while we know absolutely nothing about the agency the mc works for, she is a terrible spy. or at least that is what i could tell by the story. i mostly judge this on the notion that any good spy should have one rule to go by (amongst various others obviously) and that is: assume nothing. it is very clear the mc assumes the information or rumors regarding kazuomi are true, but her sole mission is legitimately to find proof. she doesnt find proof, and when it seems she has found proof she doesnt question its authenticity, which if i do, then why doesn't she?? when all other 'evidence' points to kazuomi not being involved in anything that could potentially jeopardize the resorts he is rather competent and thorough in building, and perfecting.
i know voltage is a romance novel specialist so writing a spy genre is out of their jurisdiction, but it's rather sloppy to create a model spy persona and for mc to severely lack the qualities her boss makes an effort to express to her. her backstory into becoming an agent is so vague i actually cringed (and as a writer myself its disappointing to see such a vital moment in mc's life, explained in one sentence.) 'stumbling upon a drug related violence ' i believe is how mc described it but that could literally mean anything.
im not entirely sure what i expected in seeing masquerade kiss as a more mature game (beyond any sexy scenes that are going to written in the love choice options) but any such scenes wouldn't have improved the story in any possible way for me
for a spy the mc starts off as not so much confident in her skills, which are more a case of her words than the writers properly explaining any previous missions she's been involved in, but she is cocky, and it's not in a flattering way, from what I read. and for all her skillset and confidence, somehow kazuomi rattles her, and she doesn't perform at her peak--which I would've loved to read about. truly, as her in game bio hyped her up and i anticipated an adept spy. but the reality of it was rather boring actually. ive read a few spy novels, so maybe that set the bar too high, but in all honesty i didnt expect much at all since voltage sorta went back to their usual ways and it ruined the atmosphere of the entire story.
i don't mean to entirely bash the game, perhaps reading the story after midnight on a hot summer's night affected my review, but i think im outgrowing voltage novels and their writing style, it's not compelling, relatable or exciting enough for me anymore. and it is rushed. we have a great insight into the mc's thoughts throughout the entire storyline, but only as she has discovered the 'evidence' against kazuomi does she reveal she is in love with him.
for me it was a very "........" moment
if you bothered to read my review slash rant, thank you. it is passed 3am and i should probably try and sleep !!!
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batsintheshadows · 6 years
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Athera the Companion
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Inquisitor’s Name: Athera Lavellan Race / Class / Specialisation: Rogue Elf Assassin Gender Identity: Female
Varric’s Nickname for them: Antlers
Short bio: As a typical da’len hunter nearing the time she could recieve her vallaslin, Athera was taken by slavers while away from the camp with her younger brother. Her sacrifice allowed the clan to escape, but lead to a grueling ordeal before she escaped and found her way back home. Now she is a respected hunter and occasionally travels to visit the elves that live in human cities, so they may know more of their history should they be interested. She also assists with problems that the human guards tend to ignore.
What would their companion card look like? I actually commissioned one of these! it hasnt quite been finished yet tho.
Athera aiming her bow high above her head with a victorious smile as the sun rises, a halla head with three arrows in the horns formed from the clouds behind her and a green bird perched on her shoulder, coat billowing in the wind.
More under the cut, because theres gonna be a LOT here.
Recruitment mission: Athera approaches the Inquisition in Val Royeaux, quietly and from a side street. She wears a hood to hide her face and when asked about it she says that she may be making a poor choice, and if she is it would be better to have the option to hide. Athera tells the Inquisitor that she is visiting family in the city, and has discovered that elves have been vanishing. She says she wants to see what’s going on, but has a feeling that whatever is happening is too much for one person to handle. If pressed about her identity, Athera stays vague, saying that she could get in trouble for looking into this at all, and wouldn’t want that to affect anyone she cares about.
If the Inquisitor agrees to investigate she tells them to meet her at a certain location at midnight, and not to worry about her too much. She has enough martial training to help in any fights there might be.
When you meet up with her, Athera is nervous, checking her arrows and pulling her hood down further over her face. If you ask her about it she says she hasnt ever done “anything quite like this” before.
When you enter the building, you discover a slaver ring and some captured elves. Athera strikes first, no matter what you say, and in the ensuing fight her hood comes off, revealing her vallaslin. when everything is said and done Athera very pointedly ignores the party in favour of freeing the captured elves, who are very grateful for her arrival. She asks if they will be able to get back to the alienage safely and one of them says that they can get them there, leaving Athera free to look for letters and talk to the party.
She picks up some letters and folds her arms, and asks the Inquisitor if they are going to take any sort of action now that they know a Dalish elf is meddling in the city. There is an option to tell her that if she joins The Inquisition then the Inquisitor will stay quiet. Athera is silently furious, but says she would prefer this to end without bloodshed if possible. Athera Greatly Disapproves if you pick this option. You can also ask about her lying to the group. Athera claims she never lied and points out the ways that everything she said was technically true.
Otherwise you can attempt to turn her in, which causes her to flee and become unrecruitable. or you can say that you won’t alert the guards. In the latter case, she is grateful and asks to join The Inquisition. When asked why she says:
“I’m not stupid. A big hole in the sky? Demons around every corner? This could be the end of the world. My clan can’t outrun that. You’re the only ones I’ve seen even trying to make a difference. If theres any way out of this, its with the people that arent caught up in petty squabbles. So yes, I won’t like being away from my clan for so long, but I’ll like it even less if the world dies.”
She agrees to meet the Inquisitor back in Haven, and pulls her hood back up, heading off into the night.
Where they would be in Skyhold / Haven: In Skyhold she would probably hang around in the gardens, but move to somewhere around the stables if it was converted into a chantry garden. In Haven she would be on the docks by the frozen lake.
Personal quests: 
Quest 1: After arriving in Skyhold and gaining some approval, Athera will go over what she found in the slavers letters. She says that the slavers were reporting to a merchant called Vivicus, and that she suspects that theyre related to the Venatori. Athera has followed a trail that has ended in Redcliffe, and asks the Inquisitor to go with her as backup. If the Inquisitor tries to bring Dorian, the cutscene will not trigger and Athera will suggest trying again with “company better suited to the operation. Like people that never owned slaves maybe.” Once the cutscene triggers, Athera give you what she knows about the slaver. A small and pretty easy fight with demons ensues as you enter the building, and the party makes it up the stairs to a room with a man in fine clothes sitting on a chair facing away from the group. As the group approaches, the man falls sideways when touched, revealing he is very dead and has a note stapled to his chest that simply says “your move Inquisition -V”. Athera is upset by this, and tells the Inquisitor that they need to be sure the body gets proper death rites. Back at Skyhold Athera thanks the Inquisitor for their help and apologises for dragging them into her mess. She says that itll probably last a while as well, if this guys as much of an asshole as he seems to be.
Quest 2: Occurs after either The Fade or The Winter Palace. Athera is reading a letter, and claims that its information on Vivicus. If asked about where the letter came from, Athera says she’s been tracking weird courier orders and got lucky with this one. Athera says the letter reveals that Vivicus has somehow discovered her identity and is using it against her. She doubts her clan will be targeted, but asks permission to grant them safe passage through the surrounding lands and trading rights at Skyhold. She admits that in spite of what her clan could bring in, its really just a favour to her. If the Inquisitor agrees, you get the option to open a new area on the war table, but cannot select Dorian for the mission. When you arrive, you run into an ambush of slavers who seem to be expecting you. The fight is really difficult, but you only need to defeat half the slavers to trigger a rescue by Athera’s clan. As the last of the slavers fall, Athera gets the attention of one of the hunters and gives him a big hug, introducing him as her younger brother Elgadir. Elgadir is overjoyed to see his sister again and says the clan has been worried since she stopped writing. Athera replies she has been writing weekly and getting letters back as well. After a bit of confusion, they figure out something weird is going on, and tells the other hunters to check if any of the slavers are still alive. One is, and they get to them before the throat cutters do. Elgadir says that he doesnt much like the idea of bringing a slaver back to any of the clans camps, but if this problem is gonna get solved then they’ll probably have to. one of the other hunters goes ahead to warn the clan to prepare for a captive and some guests. Elgadir gives the Inquisition members a warning that if they do anything foolish, they will pay with their lives, but if they approach in good faith, then the clan will be happy to do business with them. The party is introduced to the clan and Athera goes off to talk with her brother and the Keeper, leaving the team free to explore. There are a few quests to help the clan or act like a dick, Athera gets approval or disapproval for them even though she isnt in the active party. To advance the quest, you enter the Keeper’s aravel. Athera sits with her brother hugging her, clearly distressed. The Keeper tells the Inquisitor that they have all come to a consensus that it would be a lot easier to deal with the situation with all the facts, and asks Athera if she would be willing to tell the story herself. Athera then tells the Inquisitor that she was taken from her clan by slavers around six years ago, and though she managed to fake her death and escape, Vivicus has discovered her identity and has been intercepting her letters for a while. The letter that sent her running back to her clan was to be sent to the person that owned her, and she intercepted a similar one at Skyhold intended to sow some discord. Athera says that its probably a game to Vivicus now, and that he will go to any lengths to win. She fears for her clan, as she fears for those she has become close with outside of it. At the prompting of the other two elves, Athera also admits to being very stressed out, since the Inquisitor unknowingly hired someone from the family that used to own her. “Theres a reason I don’t get along with Dorian, I’m scared to death of him.” The Inquisitor can tell Athera to stay with her clan for safety, offer to expel Dorian from the Inquisition (Athera will reject this idea because she knows the Inquisitor wouldnt have let Dorian stay if they didnt like him or need his help.), or keep to the plan of allowing the clan safety in the lands around Skyhold. Back at Skyhold, Athera thanks the Inquisitor for listening to her, saying she feels far more at ease now that someone knows, but begs the Inquisitor not to tell anyone her secret and to make tracking down Vivicus as much of a priority as possible, otherwise she doesnt know what could happen to her.
Quest 3: Takes place after the second main quest you complete after unlocking Skyhold. Athera and Dorian are arguing as the Inquisitor approaches them, though most of the shouting seems to be coming from Athera’s side with a lot of what is obviously swearing in elvish. When pressed, Athera accuses Dorian of going through her letters, and Dorian denies the accusation. “If you would listen before you started screaming at me, you would know that this is my letter. That I was trying to give to you quietly. But if you insist on discussing this in the courtyard...” Athera snatches the letter and runs away, leaving Dorian to ask the Inquisitor to go after her, saying that Athera probably wouldn’t want to see him right around now. When the Inquisitor finds Athera she is incredibly upset, and lets them know that this letter has been opened and Dorian knows who she is now. The Inquisitor can comfort her or be awful, and after theyre done talking Dorian knocks on the door, asking to come in. Athera tells him to keep his distance, and he agrees. Trying to lighten the tension, Dorian makes a joke about how Vivicus is really an idiot if he thinks sending Dorian a letter is going to do anything, what with the whole pariah thing. No one laughs. Athera asks Dorian what he’s going to do, and Dorian suggests using the note to lure Vivicus out. “We’ve been playing cat and mouse for months. I’ll be glad to see it end.” Athera tells Dorian that she doesn’t trust him, and will only go if the Inquisitor comes too. Dorian agrees, and they begin to make a plan, through the door because Athera can’t face him yet. After this, a war table mission to smuggle a letter to Vivicus opens up, and once it is completed a mission on the storm coast opens up called “Trigger Venatori Trap”. Once there the party fights off some Venatori, and Athera slowly breaks ranks with the group, making herself an easier target and leading to Vivicus showing himself at last. The rest of the party sets up a good flanking position and a boss battle against Vivicus, who is a blood mage and ACTUALLY DOES BLOOD MAGE STUFF WHY DID THEY LEAVE THIS OUT OF DAI???, begins as Dorian makes a snappy “oh what an idiot” type remark at Vivicus. The party are victorious, and they return to Skyhold where Athera tells the Inquisitor that she has no idea what to do now, since she has no way of knowing who Vivicus sent letters to. If you did a war table mission to stop the letters, you are able to reassure her that the Inquisition has the situation under control. Athera says that she likes the Inquisition, and whatever comes she would like to stay until the end as long as her and Dorian are kept separate. Preferably on opposite sides of the castle. At this point Dorian wanders past because a little light humour won’t kill anyone and begins yammering on about their victory a little too nervously. He admits that he’s been feeling a bit nervous since finding out about Athera’s past, but has done some deep soul searching and wants to apologise for how the relationship between the two of them has been. He promises to try and do better in the future, to which Athera replies “You’d better! Your family put me through hell! The least you can do is try and make it better.” Dorian doesnt make eye contact, and promises to keep her words in mind. He also says that they don’t need to speak again if Athera needs space. Athera says that would be for the best, but she won’t complain if they end up working together since stopping the end of the world is more important than the hurt one person carries. As Dorian turns to leave, she lets him know that once corypheus is dead all bets are off, and that she’ll probably throw him out the window, but the comment doesnt have much bite to it.
How to get their approval: helping elves and mages, respecting artifacts, killing venatori, freeing slaves, and generally not being an ass.
How to get their disapproval: Cruelty to elves and elven relics, slavery in any form, chantry and templar supporting, being an ass to mages, and victim blaming anyone.
Are they romanceable? Y/N Can you have sex with them? Y/N Are they open to polyamoury? Y/N If they can be romanced and are not, will they begin a relationship / relationships with other character(s)? If so, who? Sera already gets with Dagna, so odds are Athera wouldn’t get with anyone if unromanced.
Who are they friendly with? Vivienne and Sera (after a while).
Who do they dislike? Cassandra, Dorian, and Solas.
Companion card changes: (use a text descrip. if you have no images)
Loyalty:  Athera stands in the middle of a dark forest, her bow ready to draw and a smile on her face as she moves. the trees are gnarled and twisted, something could be hiding in them. but she is armed, and the forest is her home.
Romance: (if any) The bow and arrows have been put aside, and Athera sits cross legged by a campfire. there are trees all around and Athera has a serene smile on her lips and a look of total peace in her eyes.
Side Missions: (eg: fetch / gather / kill quests) None because fuck those. Ok maybe destroying monuments to the Exalted March on the Dales. Thatd be pretty satisfying. Also a war table mission to ensure that no letters get to the Pavus family that unlocks a dialogue option at the end of Athera’s last quest.
Opinions on mages / templars / how the world is going to shit? Templars fuck shit up, mages have been friends and guides to the clan and the Templars always try to take them away and people get hurt. She would rather just leave the Templars alone entirely. And of course mages can be trusted with their own lives! Everyone else does it what makes them so bloody different?
She has more nuanced opinions on the Chantry and how it relates to the oppression of mages and elves, and how its all a bid for power, but she’ll only talk abt it with an Inquisitor she likes.
Something guaranteed to make them leave the party: defiling the graves at the elven burial site in the exalted plains, killing the golden halla, or straight up betraying her.
Special Events:
Imprisoned at Redcliffe: How is your Inquisitor holding up in Redcliffe, being slowly infected with red lyrium over the course of a year?
Athera is almost unable to speak at all after a year in Redcliffe. She talks in fragments, and when she first sees the Inquisitor she just stares at them for a long time with a blank look on her face, waiting for them to either do something or vanish. Whenever Dorian speaks she glares at him. After all, this guy from Tevinter shows up and then everything fails and the world dies? She’s been blaming him. The Inquisitor has to talk her down.
She puts all her remaining energy into the fight ahead, wordless, expressionless, and merciless. When it comes time to hold off the horde she says in the flattest voice possible “Going out. Hold them off. Do not fail. Dareth Shiral.”
At the Winter Palace: Does your Inquisitor enjoy the party, any special events with them at the Palace?
Athera spends most of the party doing things to mildly offend the Orlesian elite, talking with the elves, and quietly smashing expensive vases when no ones looking. She likes being in Halamshiral, hates what it is now, and corners more than a few nobles and gives them a “history lesson.” She will do the same to the Inquisitor if they ask, but will be less passive aggressive about it. She also complains about the outfits, saying she hates red but Josephine wanted everyone to “present a unified front” and she couldnt wriggle out of it.
She also takes joy in being announced as “Athera Lavellan, Hunter of Clan Lavellan and Emissary to the Cities.” since she’s betting he’s never had to introduce an elf before, let alone introduce one with a few titles.
When asked about it later, Athera says the only good thing at Halamshiral was Briala, with various comments depending on what happened.
In the Fade: Your Inquisitor’s reaction upon entering the Fade? Archdemon’s taunt, and Inquisitor’s response? Epitaph on their grave?
Athera does not understand any of this. She shoots arrows, mainly at wolves and terrible people. now there are demons here because its their home that theyre the ones invading and what with recent events theres pretty strong evidence that this sort of thing doesnt end well. Athera isnt mindlessly terrified, but she. wants. OUT.
Nightmare: “What’s this now? Valeria, pretending to be a wild elf? You looked much better in red.”
Athera: “Say that name one more time and I’ll rip you in half.”
OR
Nightmare: “Dont worry about Marcus hating you for leaving him. He died a month later, his thieving ways finally discovered and punished.”
Athera: “You-you’re lying! Theres no possible way for you to know that!”
Nightmare: “That you know of.”
Athera’s grave says “Losing Herself” 
Trespasser: What is your Inquisitor up to two years after Corypheus’ defeat? Any special events with them over the events of Trespasser?
Athera spent the past two years using the influence gained during her time in the Inquisition to help elves in both the cities and the wilds. she has busted up a few more slaver rings and is one of sera’s contacts. she has traded information with the Inquisition out of respect for her place in it and so leliana can send her some useful stuff back. she’s been using her clan as a safe place, and looks forward to returning every second she is away.
Other Major Events: Any other major events that happen with them over the course of the main game?
She becomes friends with Sera, who she likes for not taking things too seriously when everyone else is so grim.
She also has a Talk with a human Inquisitor romancing Sera that more or less amounts to “I know ur cool so this whole thing is probably legit, but if u ever hurt sera i’ll cut off your arm and hit u with it ok good talk kiddo love u bye!”
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu this took a long time and a lot of thought, but i had LOADS of fun doing it! I always like working on Athera’s backstory, though nothing is quite 100% set in stone yet sooooo... dont quote me on any of this.
I was tagged by @heyscience and i am throwing this tag right back at you! Do it!
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hpjsuranbaby-blog · 7 years
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hiya, thuy here with marina and the diamonds x lana del rey disaster level mash up suran - holy fuck that was a long intro but i really thought i was being witty there anyway here’s her profile and bio (plot page pending, if ever) and below is a nifty rundown on her in case y’all want a tldr instead of reading that messy bio!! there’s some good good trivia stuff too so pls read (: please also like this for me to hop into y’im box!!! thanks!
ok so this is gna be a ride bear w me plz—
10/10 (disclaimer: these statistics cannot, indeed, be backed up by science) the most darling thing you’ve ever laid eyes on, suran has a little bit of a “babydoll” image/vibe going on with her—yk the whole soft pastels, flowers in her hair, breath smells like rosewater and all that—and on the surface is indeed, a sweetheart (read: enjoys tea time, mani-pedis, diy arts and crafts, playing dress up) —but lacks the emotional capacity beneath the surface to truly mean the shit she says
aka she’ll be nice and grand to you and all (yk assuming you’re the same back) but she feels Literally Nothing
why??? is that???? so?? you ask?? well—it’s simple really—the girl’s got a bad case of daddy issues
what it basically is is that mum n dad fell in love with each other and its all fine and dandy but dad decides to marry another woman bc $$$ which leaves mum heartbroken but still willing to take one for the team and stick with him anyway ⏩ bastard baby aka cutest baby in the WORLD (again, disclaimer: don’t trust these stats as suran is having me feed them to you) is born and the family is “happy” for a while but all of which is under false pretenses in which suran didnt really notice till she was a lot older
and then suddenly everything went to Absolute Shit
blablahblah father’s wife threatens divorce to get him to dump his side dish family blahblah he gives in blahblah mum goes back to him anyway shameless ⏩⏩⏩⏩⏩ Cutest Bastard Baby Suran Leaves Home Straight After High School Bc Wtf Lol 
all of which brings her to how she is now: still a sweetie, just dead inside, maybe a LITTLE bit of a sugarbaby/golddigger (but you didn’t hear this frm me but hey honestly a girl’s gotta make money somehow right???), and a lot and i mean A Lot of Bitter (and okay really angry at the world and miserable too)
and here’s where she gets less “primadonna girl” and more “born to die” (cookie if you get the Super Obvious reference) just in time for her move to hapjeong (which she’s been staying in for the last year, after a year of traveling all over the place)
Anyway she’s 21 this year and attending college as a _____ major (jsyk the blank was not left here unintentionally - it’s really how she Feels) 
currently Unemployed unless you count her chatting up 40-50 y/os on tinder n sending partial nudes for some bank as a side job then i mean ,yea,, , 
find her racking up credit card debt her ass cannot pay because she grew up used to the $$$ lifestyle and now shes unwilling to part with her designer bags n clothes n All That (she’s literally drowning help my baby)
Has Never Made A Good Decision Ever (now THESE stats you can trust)
idk what else to put here fam shes just bitter n messy n wants everyone to feel as bad as she does deep down 
i mean, she would make a nice cutie pie friend (or a Fucked Up Ex-Friend or a Fucked Up Enemy or a Fucked Up Ex) tho pls love her
Thanks For Reading Y’all xoxo
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introisms · 5 years
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* wong yukhei. he/him. cismale. ╱ i am pretty sure i saw ashley ’ash’ huang at manon’s party that night. the twenty one year old is in their  second year at west bridge studying film. i hear they were at manon’s party because he always went to manon’s parties or out with her/her friends. i wonder if they got the same restricted call as us. will they comply? + worn down denim jackets, messy stacks of dvd cases, bong disguised as a travel coffee mug . ◜ blue. 18+. est. she/they. ◞ ( yogi bae ex connection + extra cirriculars: track team, newspaper, gaming club )  
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good at running theyre definitely very good on the track team yeah he’s not got the longest legs in the world and also has definitely aged his lungs from smoking too much so he needs someone with his inhaler at the end of the track but thats okay you dont need to worry about that. sometimes he skips meets though has probably been threatened to be kicked off once or twice but somehow managed to keep himself on.
also good at dining and dashing. you guys want to go to mcdonalds? yeah he’s not paying and by the time you realize its either your wallet coming out youll have to catch up with him about a block away. yeah he has sticky fingers and yes he does realize thats its like morally wrong but he does try to say its morrally grey more than anything else
hes easily youre every day burn out if you need someone to give you weed hes your guy at a party hes the first one to offer up a joint and if youre really feeling like it shrooms. he doesnt do anything too hard but he likes to have fun. hes definitely very loud and obnoxious hes always the centre of attention or at least tries to be even if that means he has to do multiple keg stands and spend ten minutes in the bathroom just to go back out there. its not exactly what you would expect because he’s definitely a lot quieter in the day.
he loves movies that are so bad his extensive film collection has it all and then some seriously he has enough dvds in milk crates that he could make a whole new bed frame out of them from texas chainsaw massacre 2 to return of the living dead hes a walking film encyclopedia hes definitely the randy from scream meets much cooler marty from cabin in the woods. yeah he spouts off crazy ass theories all the time yes he listened to 40 hours of true crime podcasts and creepypastas last week and yes he submitted his film history assignment about 30 minutes late because he was too busy writing an alternate theory to the candle cove or some shit.
hes an only child with a single mother she worked her ass off for them since she had him very young and he couldnt be more grateful for the life he was given. he learned how to have fun with the little things and yes he defintiely suffers from the only child weridness but its kind of fun.
loves a good night out while he loves to party he can try and make any dumb situation fun. whether it be stealing a shopping cart and ending up with a broken arm or at the skatepark thats really on you if youre willing to follow him. honestly he lives by a if im going to die if im going to taken down it will be on my own terms by my own hands. or you know youre just going to skateboard over to the 711 get a couple slushies and maybe spray paint a cop car. LMSDLMSLM
runs a conspiracy column on the school news paper offers out advice and started a conspiracy theory that the grading system is backwards hes really just trying to convince that so he can get away with barely making it.
makes bad horror films for class hes really hoping one day he’s going to stumble on the next blair witch except its actually interesting and good and he treats them right instead of making a terrible walking simulator movie with a shit ending.
bisexual and very proud of it hes very flirty and just overconfident in what he does stupid idiot thats all i have to say about him. hes just a goof and a lot of times that shit comes off as super flirting and most of the time it actually is.
makes friendship bracelets. he will just give you one he thinks theyre really cool yeah maybe hes got some vsco girl traits whos seriously gonna clock him for that.
nintendos whore has over 3000 hours in animal crossing new leaf actually planned his own funeral when lucky moved out.
doesnt show up to class sometimes actually a lot of times yeah you know that cliche of a student skateboarding down the hallways to make it ontime from the early 2000′s movies thats him. fell asleep under the bleachers at a track meet and almost got kicked off the team and just said that he had diarrhea  
makes too many jokes about jacking off doesnt even mean it most of the time has used it as an excuse to get out of hanging out with people really was just drinking a third can of monster energy drink and dipping a oreo in it to see how far to the edge he could push his body.
loves synth music and movie soundtracks has a playlist of just five hours of vaporwave
doesnt really know what hes doing usually just talks and thats it hes bad for interrupting and talking too much  forgets a frozen pizza in the oven and almost got his dorm burnt down because of it.  
listens to only emo music and punk music from before 2008 and says vibe check constantly about anything. vibe check
WCS
tinder date/ set ups that either led to something or didnt
good friend who hacked their instagram one night and started responding to dms just funny doesnt have to been anything crude. they do it to each other some nights like just hang out
hookups. good or bad. one night stand or on going.
party friends
they stole your muses bike and they caught them LSMDLSMDLMDSLM
they stayed up one night and tried to fully solve a cold case even went to the library so late that they got kicked out. it was a long night full of energy drinks and crazy theories. they still do this sometimes now.
crushes they can be mutual or one sided i really dont mind. like i said before ash kind of gets crushes really easily and they kind of just dissapear out of nowhere as well but like we could work something out
exes any gender is good uhhh ash probably has never been in a serious relationship other than his high school one after that he was like uuuhhhhh we just dont know anymore dudes.
snuck them into a concert with them and maybe they drank when they were too young and ended up almost in trouble with the cops because they got caught. or just generally they dine and dash together or movie hop or go and do dumb shit together.
someone who they ‘tutor’ hes dumb as shit hes not tutoring anyone but really he just stolen answer to exams for them he doesnt always ask for payment but like usually free weed or maybe buy him a pizza or some shit
been in his films before he covered them in really bad fake blood and its probably a horror comedy
idk maybe a good influence makes him eat like... idk a salad at mcdonalds instead of two boxes of 20 chicken nuggets
share his bad films with him watches movies with him and gets high they made friendship bracelets together and put each others names on them they play video games they shoot the shit and yup thats that
camp friends/childhood friends
party friends
someone who thinks hes annoying as all hell
just friends/crushes/fwb idk
a roommate??? do we do those here i need to read the housing bit again
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