The other day I was at my best friend house and I had the 'OH SHIT. I BECAME MY MOTHER.' moment.
I went to the bathroom and found all the lights on and some drawers open.
Next thing I know, I'm possessed by the vengeful spirit of a passive-aggressive Italian mother, then I open my mouth and go full throttle with the "Guarda qua, tutto aperto. Sembra di stare al Colosseo. 'Ste luci? Hai parenti che lavorano all'Enel per caso?" spiel.