#incorrect alec hardy

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Ellie: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

Alec: In a sensory deprivation tank. Or a post-apocalyptic world where I’m the only human left.

#alec hardy #ellie miller #incorrect ellie miller #incorrect alec hardy #broadchurch #incorrect broadchurch #david tennant #olivia colman #incorrect quotes

[fantasticangelrebel]

Ellie: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Alec: What did you do?

Ellie : Nobody died.

Alec: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

#broadchurch #alec hardy #ellie miller #incorrect quotes #incorrect broadchurch quotes

[demonicconsultingwhovian]

Hardy: Miller, you're my best friend. Miller: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. Miller: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

#alec hardy #ellie miller #incorrect broadchurch #broadchurch incorrect quotes #broadchurch #chaotic british family

[perfectlynormalvelocipede]

miller: got any sleep last night?

hardy: slept like a baby...

miller: oh that's nice :)

hardy:... woke up every 2 hours with the urge to scream

#incorrect broadchurch quotes #broadchurch #i don't know why but i can hear this in my head #clearing out my drafts again #brace yourselves #alec hardy #ellie miller

[out-bloody-standing-221]

Ellie: Please, I’m begging you, got to a doctor.

Alec: I’m sorry is this OUR stab wound? Stay out of it.

#alec hardy #ellie miller #alec x ellie #incorrect broadchurch quotes #broadchurch #source: unknown

[redfoxwriter]

INCORRECT QUOTES (Broadchurch)

Hardy: I made tea.

Ellie: I don’t want tea.

Hardy: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ellie: Then why are you telling me?

Hardy: It is a conversation starter.

Ellie: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Hardy: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

#alec hardy #ellie miller #broadchurch #incorrect quotes

[kebuyo]

Hardy: How are you?

Miller: I'm fine. Why?

Hardy: What do you mean, why? I'm asking how you are. That's not weird, that's normal.

Miller: You've literally never asked me how I am before.

Hardy: Okay, bloody hell! I won't do it again, then. Sorry for asking.

Miller: That's more like it.

#incorrect broadchurch quotes #ellie miller #alec hardy #ds ellie miller #di alec hardy #broadchurch #incorrect quotes #source: sex education

[elderkale]

Ellie: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Hardy: The only bags I have are the ones beneath my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the weight of my existence.

Ellie: Literally all you had to say was no.

#been rewatching broadchurch lately lads #can you tell #look at these clowns #f o o l s #incorrect broadchurch #incorrect broadchurch quotes #incorrect quotes #broadchurch #ellie miller #alec hardy

[arcticcanyons]

Ellie: You should go to the hospital and get that looked at properly.

Alec: I'm fine.

Ellie: You're fine? That's good. I'm gonna put that on your tombstone. "He said he was fine. He was wrong."

#broadchurch #incorrect quotes #alec hardy #ellie miller #source: hawaii five o #apparently #i was inspired by another incorrect quotes post #david tennant #olivia coleman #bbc #incorrect broadchurch quotes #di alec hardy #di hardy #ds ellie miller #ds miller #has this been done? probably #but i couldn't help it #sue me

[lovelyinspiration1463]

Somewhere in the Tennant-Verse #2 - A Scottish Crossover

Campbell, holding a camera: I'll have to make some adjustments to my film. Alec, I think you should play the role of my father.

Alec: *scowls* I don't wanna be your father.

Campbell: Perfect, you already know your lines.

#alec hardy #broadchurch #incorrect alec hardy #funny broadchurch #broadchurch alec hardy #takin over the asylum #campbell bain #incorrect campbell bain #david tennant #tennantverse #source: community #they would so do this #surrogate father and son #incorrect takin over the asylum #headcanon

[fantasticangelrebel]

Alec, addressing his team: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Ellie: But – that’s just a trash can.

Alec: Your point?

#broadchurch #alec hardy #ellie miller #incorrect quotes #incorrect broadchurch quotes

[demonicconsultingwhovian]

Miller: *Screams*

Hardy: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Paul: Should we do something?

Beth: No, I want to see who wins.

#alec hardy #ellie miller #paul coates #beth latimer #broadchurch #broadchurch incorrect quote #chaotic british family #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes

[perfectlynormalvelocipede]

probably ellie miller at some point, when asked about hardy: oh i hate him. absolute fucking knob. best detective I've ever met. thin grouchy bastard. bloody awful. i love him a lot. needs to shut the fuck up. I'd probably die for him. problematic as shit

#incorrect broadchurch #incorrect broadchurch quotes #ellie miller #alec hardy #source: tumblr #inspired by some post i once saw and couldn't stop thinking about but couldn't find again #broadchurch

[out-bloody-standing-221]

Ellie: Are you having another depressive episode?

Alec: A depressive episode?

Alec: I’m having a depressive series and we’re just on season one.

#incorrect broadchurch quotes #broadchurch #ellie miller #alec hardy #alec x ellie #source: unknown

[redfoxwriter]

Soap Shop

Ellie Miller: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.

Y/n: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.

Ellie Miller: Who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese?

Alec Hardy: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese?

#alec hardy #ellie miller #y/n #reader #broadchurch #incorrect quotes

[kebuyo]

Hardy: Look at this place! Half-eaten food, crumpled tissues, pictures of your families.

Miller: What's wrong with pictures?

Hardy: If you love someone, you'll remember what they look like.

#broadchurch #alec hardy #ellie miller #di alec hardy #ds ellie miller #incorrect quotes #incorrect broadchurch quotes #source: brooklyn nine nine