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its-a-lion · 1 year

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Pip: Ravi, I'm sad.

Ravi: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.

Cara: Conner, I'm sad.

Conner, nodding: mood

#incorrect good girls guide to murder #pip fitz amobi #this totally happened #source: trust me bro #good girls guide to murder

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coffeeinthebackpack · 6 months

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Pip, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

#incorrect a good girls guide to murder #a good girls guide to murder #holly jackson #pippa fitz amobi memes #incorrect pippa fitz amobi #pippa fitz amobi #pip x ravi #ravi singh #incorrect pipravi

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incorrect-pipravi · 9 months

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Pip: I’ve been dropping the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Ravi: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Pip: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.

Ravi: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Pip: I guess you’re right. Hey Ravi, I love you.

Ravi: See! Just say that!

Pip: Holy fucking shit.

Ravi: If that flies over his head then, sorry Pip, but he’s too dumb for you.

Pip: Ravi.

#pipravi #pip fitz amobi #ravi singh #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #incorrect pipravi

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liquidsnace · 21 days

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WEREWOLF WEDNESDAY BUMP

If anyone is looking for a good Wenclair Discord server that has a good 18+ section then may I suggest this FANTASTIC one by @celticwolf55 that’s got plenty of cool people. But we’re always looking for more.

Also PLENTY of Jenna Ortega and Emma Myers talk / simping for them and their work like Emma’s up coming A Good Girls Guide To Murder

🔗 ➡️LINK - discord.gg/thTxhDaqZK

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astro-likes-tea · 4 months

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Jamie: Can you play Hello kitty again please please please ple-

Stanley, opening his laptop: I should've let you kill me.

#a good girls guide to murder #agggtm #stanley forbes #Jamie reynolds #good girl bad blood #ggbb #child Brunswick #agggtm incorrect quoted #incorrect pipravi #incorrect agggtm #incorrect agggtm quotes

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neekins · 1 year

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AGGGTM as things said in my class pt.1

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Elliot Ward: You really should take notes. I mean if you were smart like Connor.

Connor: I dunce. Wha' wrong with you?

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Pip: Yes? No?

Max: I DO NOT KNOW!!

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Pip: Can you put on the light?

Ravi: I am your light.

Pip: Please put on the light.

Ravi: I AM YOUR LIGHT.

Cara: But you dull tho.

Ravi: *Bombastic Side Eye*

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Cara: I already have a sugar daddy.

Cara: *Points at Connor*

Cara: Now I need a sugar mommy.

Pip: *Gives her M&Ms*

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Teacher: Which means you must get rid of your childishness.

Connor: *Making a paper puppet* 👁👄👁

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#agggtm #pippa fitz amobi #ravi singh #a good girls guide to murder #cara ward #connor reynolds #incorrect quotes #classroom #comedy

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wafflesbooks1 · 1 year

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Pip: Boys lie about their height, I lie about my word count

#pippa fitz amobi #pip fitz amobi #a good girls guide to murder #height #boys #word count #holly jackson #as good as dead #good girl bad blood #mystery #ya #young adult #ravi singh #incorrect #incorrect quotes #quotes #text #text post #incorrect text posts

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yandere-fics · 2 months

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So! You think you have a chance of becoming Kass’ darling. You’re wrong, I’m Kassien’s truest soulmate. BUT, let’s for some reason assume you’re in a universe where I, Kassien’s truest soulmate, doesn’t exist. This will work as a guide for you to be Kassien’s second best darling, and I say second best because her first best wouldn’t need this guide, her first best is making this guide.

Step 1: Others. They do not fucking exist. The only person that is in your life and who matters is Kassien. Don’t even think of looking at another, don’t even think of someone else. Only Kassien matters, you are to be her good girl. Her little sweetling. Her Lovely, who she takes care of.

Step 2: Outside. You will not be going outside without Kassien. You will have no need to be outside without her. She is taking care of and providing for you. You don’t need to go out to work. Kassien may give you a treat by taking you out on a date, maybe for dinner, or a movie. Remember, she is the only one that matters during these outings, so don’t look at or think of others.

Step 3: Affection and Praise. You will be giving her daily and constant affection and praise. You should be kneeling at the door as you wait for her to return and when she finally returns, you are to give her kisses with tongue. You will be worshipping and praising everything she is, if you praise and worship her wings, don’t forget to stroke and kiss them all over. If you praise and worship her abs, you’re licking the sweat up as you do it. You should be almost constantly kissing, licking, biting, and groping her all over. She will very much enjoy this, and she is worth each and every bit of praise, worship and affection.

Step 4: Communication. You should communicate your desires, needs, weaknesses, and love to Kassien. Communicating with her allows her to more effectively take care of you, and also allows her to make you scream, whimper and have your needs met.

Step 5: Obedience. Kassien’s rules and desires are law. If she wants to grope you, you allow it. If Kassien says you’re not allowed to go outside without her, you wait for her to take you outside. Disobedience towards Kassien is wrong and incorrect. If you for some reason decide to disobey her, understand she can and will punish you for it, and it will be deserved.

Step 6: Red Wedding. Do not be afraid to talk about a wedding with her, she will more than enjoy such a thought, especially since you want to vow your entire existence to her, no matter the consequences. You can also very much amplify her love for the wedding idea by giving her a list of bullies, exes, and other people who have hurt you. You might be curious why you’d give her a list like this, simply put, their corpses are going to be her gift to you during the wedding. And you will be embracing her bloody form and showering her in your love for her.

Step 7: Bloody Murder. If she comes back home covered in blood or you catch her killing somebody, absolutely do not be afraid to throw yourself on her. She will absolutely be elated that you want to be with her even when she’s covered in blood after a slaughter. You can also double your love by fucking her over the corpses of her enemies.

Step 7: The Bedroom. You will not have much say here. Kassien gains pleasure from your pleasure, it’s how she gets off. Do not ever ask to give her oral or try to pleasure her. That is not your place. A good darling would let Kass fuck them stupid and not touch her in a way she doesn’t approve of. You should also be vocal, which if you’ve been communicating with Kassien about your weak spots, will be very easy as she touches every spot that makes you squirm, scream, moan and whine while begging for more.

Step 8: Emotions. Kassien is a lovely woman capable of emotions. If she is upset, you should find out why, you should find out how to improve her mood. There should be no limit to how far you’re willing to go to make her happy. You should also not be trying to upset her or sour her mood. You’re a terrible darling if you make her upset or unhappy.

Step 9: Ego. Absolutely play into how superior she is, she is obviously worthy of eventually becoming the demon lord. Hell, play into the fantasy of being a hero that arrives to stop Demon Lord Kassien. let her defeat and corrupt you, turning you into her most obedient lover, who loves only her. She deserves to have her ego stroked, never forget that.

And that is how you become Daddy Kassien’s 2nd best darling. Remember, you’ll never truly be the best because I made this guide. Because I’m her truest soulmate and know what she needs. Good luck alternative universe darling, hope your legs don’t get broken for your disobedience.

-Written by Daddy Kassien’s Truest Soulmate.

Very very important information here.

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sunshinelivesforever · 22 days

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Introducing...

Hello! It's so nice to meet you. You can call me Lia. This is going to be a basic introductory post for me and my blog.

I'm a teenage girl in many, many fandoms, hence the creation of this account. Most of them are book fandoms (including a few shows and movies) because I love love LOVE books. This blog will basically be for posting my thoughts and opinions on fictional stuff, my headcanons, mood boards, edits, some incorrect quotes and etc.

Things that I love: Books, reading, movies, TV shows, music, traveling, animals, rain, storms, beaches, late nights, writing, nature, long drives and food.

Fandoms:

Books: (I've read more but these are my favorites) Harry Potter series, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Heroes of Olympus, The Trials of Apollo, The Kane Chronicles, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Lunar Chronicles, The Inheritance Games series, A Good Girl's Guide To Murder trilogy, The Folk of the Air, Caraval trilogy, Shadow and Bone duology, Six of Crows duology, The Book Thief, Winterwood, To All The Boys I've Loved Before trilogy, Better Than The Movies, The Graveyard Book, Anne of Green Gables, The Secret Garden, A Little Princess, The Enchanted Castle, Gulliver's Travels, Little Women, Dracula, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, The Chronicles of Narnia, Goosebumps Horrorland, The Famous Five, anything written by Roald Dahl, some Agatha Christie books and some Jules Verne books.

Movies: (I've watched more but these are my favorites) MCU movies, Harry Potter movies, The Hunger Games series, To All The Boys I've Loved Before series, Dune movies, Disney princess movies, Little Women, The Conjuring series, Avatar series, Encanto, Oppenheimer, Interstellar, Inception, Enola Holmes movies, Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them series, Journey to the Center of the Earth movies, Pet Sematary, Orphan, Space Sweepers, IT movies and Dora and the Lost City of Gold.

TV shows/animated shows: MCU shows, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Lockwood and Co., Heartstopper, Anne With An E, Shadow and Bone, Wednesday, XO Kitty, Young Sheldon, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Bridgerton, Ever After High, Winx Club and Monster High.

Music: Taylor Swift, Conan Gray, Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Maisie Peters and anything else that just sounds good to my ears.

Made By Me:

Mood boards: PJO + HOO + TOA

Feel free to talk to me! Thank you for reading this, until next time! :)

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phasebun · 4 months

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Wanted to have this here cause of the space I need to make in my brain/should add it to her lore tag instead of keeping it in notes lol

Sol/slight Saerel (her adoptive mother) lore:

I don't consider Sol to be a full "damnation durge" since she's rebellious. Which is why her end goal is the goal it is. The arrogance that has grown as time has passed due to the victories under her belt has truly made her feel like she has a slither of control. She's naive, a bit immature, a bit of a people-pleaser, and insecure at the end of the day. If she can bring those around her a future she believes they'd benefit from (regardless of whether it's evil), she's going to do it. The girl's an intense lover and survivor, and after years of dealing with it, she considers the nightmares, the potential loss of her autonomy, threats to become a breeder with no choice in the matter of who the partner would be, and more as taunts from Bhaal. Some of her fears festering in her as a spawn of Bhaal have been sated through the sacrifices and murders she commits.

Her murderous tendencies are amplified by Bhaal, but she has always been inherently evil, struggling with societal values as well as her signs of personality issues. Her mother, Saerel, spotted her abnormal behaviors when she was a child but never spoke to her wife about them due to her own taboos she kept sated and bottled in. Their bond caused the issues she thought were cured to reveal themselves again, but it only made their love stronger. The child was different for sure, but she could be gentle, loved love, her family, the wildlife around their cottage, and more.

"She's a survivor, too many years were spent alone just trust me to guide her." - Saerel to Quessnia before asking Sol to be adopted

"I trust you with my life Saerel. Just be mindful this is a living child that will grow into an adult. Parenthood isn't easy my heart, you're the strongest woman I know, but this is one of the most daunting challenges." - Quessenia

Saerel fought in numerous battles under Eilistraee in her youth, and she understood the waves of emotions after stealing a life. Saerel has lost many sisters and brothers during those battles, and grief can bring numerous mental and emotional evils that fester when not managed correctly. "Those you love won't be here forever, but always do whatever you must to keep them here as long as possible, whatever you must." Constantly reminding her daughter but also creating anxiety/fear of loss within her. Words that could be understood differently if the person absorbing them was not already struggling with the balance between good and evil.

Against the wishes of Quessenia, she taught her the more "morally incorrect" lessons of her past in an act of preparing their daughter for adulthood as well as feeding her personal agenda. Accepting the comments of potential murders if harm came to their family Sol would spout, the abnormal comments and questions if passing an unfortunate murdered soul in the city, holding daggers to bullies necks and more. Dissections never happened, but Saerel did allow Sol to approach a dying man (she was standing by her side at least) to observe his terminal wounds. Clearly attacked by a sorcerer, half of his lower body was missing and he was fading fast. Observing the moments before his physical body lost its light sparked a flame within a teenaged Sol. She needed to see more of this, and everyone knew the gossip of what goes on in the black market. Her mothers always said with her own money she could buy whatever she wanted anyway, what's a white lie of "selling goods in the marketplace for practice".

#lore.Sol #OC: Solene #durgetav #OC x OC #OC x durge #Quessenia believed Saerel was living through Sol and truthfully she was #I love her mothers so much #Quessenia was always the more level headed one

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anonymouscuzwhynot001 · 4 months

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⋘ 𝑙𝑜𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑎... ⋙

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·˚ ༘₊· ͟͟͞͞꒰➳ hello and welcome to dolphin's blog! where you'll find the craziest shit ever, 'cuz i am seriously unhinged, and i share too much . . .

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· aru shah (the pandava quintet) · percy jackson / heroes of olympus · a good girl's guide to murder · one of us is lying · keeper of the lost cities · harry potter / marauders · hunger games · maze runner · his dark materials · magnus chase and the gods of asgard · the kane chronicles · + all of the riordanverse and many more!

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coffeeinthebackpack · 7 months

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Pippa,at some point of time: If I can't cause tiny bits of chaos every day, I think my body will shut down.

#pippa fitz amobi #ravi singh #agggtm #a good girls guide to murder #holly jackson #incorrect agggtm quotes #incorrect a good girls guide to murder #incorrect pippa fitz amobi #incorrect pipravi

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incorrect-pipravi · 8 months

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Pip: Don't. Say. A word.