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twitter tweet twats #14 characters by @blackholly and @stephanie_garber
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pinkestpeony · 1 year
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Jacks, pretending to be Evangeline: Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me for my name today. I told him it was Joe. I lied. That will haunt me forever.
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urbanflorals · 5 months
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Jacks: How would you like your coffee?
Evangeline: As dark as my soul.
Jacks: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
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desertsunoversea · 1 month
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Evangeline: Just so you know, if you go to prison, Jacks...I will not wait for you. Jacks: You won't have to. I'll escape. We both know that.
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amrubrum · 6 months
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Apollo: You're horrible. How do you even sleep at night??
Jacks: With your wife, actually.
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evangeline: ...jacks, why are you up it's 4:00 in the morning-
jacks: there is no rest for the wicked.
chaos: he's organizing his apples by color.
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melonpopps · 6 months
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OUABH series in a modern au.
(Evangeline's version)
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Eva@Jacks:
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isladelossuenos · 1 year
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Tella: Why does Jacks look like he's about to cry? Evangeline: He took a quiz for "Which Character are you from Caraval?" Tella: And who did he get? Legend: Me.
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shinebrightruby · 1 year
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Why are they like this...
Me: You guys are in love with each other. Jacks: She is nothing but a tool to me. Evangeline: I hate him. He's a manipulative apple-eating demon. Me: hmm... Jacks and Evangeline:*constantly flirting with each other 24/7, saving each other's ass all the time, saying frickin' phrases like "There is nothing of equal value to me", practically sobbing their eyes out if the other breaks their heart* Me:*freaking out over why these two do stuff like this to me and being frickin' exasperated and annoyed why they are like this* HMM...
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crazysublimenightmare · 10 months
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Evangeline: Jacks, remember when you said you weren’t going to interfere with my love life? Jacks: No, that doesn’t sound like me at all.
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twitter tweety twats #23 - OUABH / TFOTA
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pinkestpeony · 1 year
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Evangeline: *almost dies for the 10000th time*
Jacks: I don’t care.
Narrator: But Jacks in fact did care.
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urbanflorals · 5 months
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Jacks: *mixing different alcoholic beverages together* Evangeline: What are you making? Jacks: A mistake.
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desertsunoversea · 3 months
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Evangeline: Good job. [Puts a sticker on Jacks’ shirt] Jacks: You're giving me a sticker? Evangeline: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying "Me-wow!" Jacks: I'm not a preschooler. Evangeline: Fine, I'll take it back– Jacks: I earned this! Back off!
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amrubrum · 5 months
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LaLa: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jacks: Oh yeah? You’re the bitch who thinks you can get away with EVERYTHING you do!
LaLa: I’m leaving, and I’M TAKING EVANGELINE WITH ME.
Jacks: I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY-
Evangeline, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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