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#incorrect promare quotes
cjs-51703 · 11 months
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Cray: How are you still alive?
Galo, returning from another mission: I have no idea.
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Lio Fotia: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down.
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yourturntositcom · 2 years
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Reko: Not so cocky now are y-
Shin: HEY!
Shin: THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY COCK
Reko giggling: Not what I meant but OK-
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resisteverything · 11 months
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Promare incorrect quotes (lord forgive me for being a lazy fuck. I edited them for context if it makes you feel better)
Galo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out? Lio: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Lio: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Galo: It was autocorrect. Lio: Autocorrect wrote "You're so sexy. Please burn my clothes off."? Galo: Yes.
Galo: Are we fighting or flirting? Lio: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck- Galo: Your point?
Galo: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles. Lio: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one? Galo: Seize the dick.
Galo: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? Lio: Ew- Galo: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Lio: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this… Galo: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card? Lio: I'm gonna set that deck on fire.
Galo: Stay hot. Lio: Die lonely.
Galo: Wow, Lio, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you. Lio: We literally had sex yesterday. Galo: That's NOTHING compared to the burning passion of holding hands.
Galo: Well, Lio and I finally did it! The rest of Burning rescue: gasps, shocked expressions, etc. Galo: That's right… We kissed!
Galo: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Lio: Promare flame can give you gas if you suppress it. Galo: Why is that what you went with?
Lio: Did it hurt when you fell- Galo: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt- Lio: No, I meant when you fell off the fire truck. Galo: … Lio: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Galo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt. Lio: Okay but since when do you wear a shirt by choice?
Galo: Two bros! Lio: (rolls eyes, sighs, delivers it flatly) Chillin' in a hot tub! Galo and Lio, in unison, Galo with passion and Lio with irony: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Bonus about something unrelated for a ship I don't ship but think would be entertaining:
Jesse: We’re getting married, bitches! James: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Galo: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.
Lio: Go ahead.
Galo: Tooth hurty.
Lio: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Galo: You complete me.
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waley · 3 years
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Galo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Lio: What's that?
Galo: Remorse code.
Lio: I'm even angrier now.
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meltedicescream · 3 years
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Lio: I don’t know how to tell you this, Galo, but you’re in love with me.
Galo: What?
Galo:
Galo: Oh my god, I am.
Aina: What kind of confession did I just witness?
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fairyprince7 · 3 years
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Aina: You hit your head and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Lio: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ignis: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Lio: But I heard a siren.
Aina: That was Galo.
Galo: I WAS WORRIED.
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promarepropaganda · 3 years
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Lucia: I think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough.
Lucia: If we all just got in the water and pushed.
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luvbbys · 4 years
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Galo: your legs look great in those pants.
Lio: you should see me without them.
Galo: ...
Galo: why would you take your legs off?
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cjs-51703 · 7 months
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Lio: Can I be frank with you guys?
Galo: I don't know how changing your name is gonna help.
Guiera: Can I still be Guiera?
Meis: Sh, let Frank speak.
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bookcfspells · 4 years
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I am not the only one who thought about this, right?
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phantom-dare · 5 years
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Kray: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Galo: Yes.
Kray: I was hula hooping. Biar and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Galo: Oh, my God.
Kray: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Galo: Why are you telling me this?
Kray: Because no one will ever believe you.
Galo: You sick son of a bitch.
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oddishblossom · 2 years
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I can’t unsee it. It’s the same pose lmao
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i think i am so funny tbh
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