Promare incorrect quotes (lord forgive me for being a lazy fuck. I edited them for context if it makes you feel better)
Galo: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?
Lio: ...Have you never taken a shower before?
Lio: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Galo: It was autocorrect.
Lio: Autocorrect wrote "You're so sexy. Please burn my clothes off."?
Galo: Yes.
Galo: Are we fighting or flirting?
Lio: I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Galo: Your point?
Galo: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.
Lio: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?
Galo: Seize the dick.
Galo: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Lio: Ew-
Galo: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Lio: When you said 'Magic in Bed', I wasn't expecting this…
Galo: pulls out card from deck Now, was this your card?
Lio: I'm gonna set that deck on fire.
Galo: Stay hot.
Lio: Die lonely.
Galo: Wow, Lio, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Lio: We literally had sex yesterday.
Galo: That's NOTHING compared to the burning passion of holding hands.
Galo: Well, Lio and I finally did it!
The rest of Burning rescue: gasps, shocked expressions, etc.
Galo: That's right… We kissed!
Galo: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Lio: Promare flame can give you gas if you suppress it.
Galo: Why is that what you went with?
Lio: Did it hurt when you fell-
Galo: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-
Lio: No, I meant when you fell off the fire truck.
Galo: …
Lio: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Galo: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.
Lio: Okay but since when do you wear a shirt by choice?
Galo: Two bros!
Lio: (rolls eyes, sighs, delivers it flatly) Chillin' in a hot tub!
Galo and Lio, in unison, Galo with passion and Lio with irony: Zero feet apart 'cause we're GAY AS FUCK!
Bonus about something unrelated for a ship I don't ship but think would be entertaining:
Jesse: We’re getting married, bitches!
James: And we're about to make it everybody else's problem.
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Galo: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]
Lio: What's that?
Galo: Remorse code.
Lio: I'm even angrier now.
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Aina: You hit your head and passed out. Do you remember anything?
Lio: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.
Ignis: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.
Lio: But I heard a siren.
Aina: That was Galo.
Galo: I WAS WORRIED.
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Galo: your legs look great in those pants.
Lio: you should see me without them.
Galo: ...
Galo: why would you take your legs off?
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Kray: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Galo: Yes.
Kray: I was hula hooping. Biar and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Galo: Oh, my God.
Kray: I've mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Galo: Why are you telling me this?
Kray: Because no one will ever believe you.
Galo: You sick son of a bitch.
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