#incorrect anime quotes
Evergreen: poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming.
Evergreen: it was pneumonia.
Evergreen: yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.
Evergreen: he shot her point blank
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Kokichi: Naiomi-chan!~ Let’s go to Macdonald ‘s
Kokichi: [that one sprite]
Naiomi: Sure! Let’s go!
Langa Hasegawa: Reki! You always go beyond my imagination!
Yuuri Katsuki: I want to surprass Vicktor's wildest imagination!
Me: So...this is a gay thing? 🤔🏳️🌈
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Giorno ;; You can’t just cut pieces of toast up, put it in a bowl, poor butter over it and call it a meal
But he could
and he did
and soon after he would violate the Geneva conventions
Risotto : what are you doing.
Ghiaccio : flirting bitch
Risotto : I think the most flirty thing you’ve done is call me a bitch
Ghiaccio : GODDAMNIT-
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Ghiaccio ;; Buy me something cute and I’ll send you pics of me wearing it
Melone ;; if i buy you nothing will you do the same
Ghiaccio ;; you smooth mother fucker
Legosi, after he broke his arm: Hey, can you help me with these buttons?
Louis: Of course.
Legosi: Button them up, Louis.
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Prosciutto ;; You need to make them think you’re stronger than you actually are
Pesci ;; Is that what you do?
Prosciutto ;; Oh no. My power is no illusion. I can fucking demolish them.
Izuku: Guys, I think my room is haunted. Every other morning, my alarm is turned off, my bangs were cut when I was asleep, and it feels like the furniture in my room get moved by three inches. I don’t know what’s going on.
Bakugo, who secretly copied Izuku’s key: Hah? Nerd, you’re being insane.
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Do members of the Akatsuki have meetings where they, like, assign the color of nail polish that each member has?
Deidara: Done! I chose red.
Kakuzu: Red is mine.
Deidara: FIGHT ME
Kakuzu: You know what? I WILL. AND I'LL KILL YOU AND USE YOUR BLOOD AS MY NAIL POLISH-
Hidan: Woah, big talk coming from a guy, who didn't even have nail polish in his generation.
Zetsu: Come on, now, stop fighting.
Zetsu: Unless, of course, you want to make it interesting and turn this into a death match..
Sasori: There's no point in trying.. because the color IS MINE!
Pain: Fuck's sake, do we have to do this every single time?
Tobi: Deidara Senpai, you look so beautiful..
Deidara: I will blow yOUR FACE OFF.
Tobi: Yes, please.
Pain: You know what? I'm takING THE FUCKING COLOR.
Itachi: I call black.
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Hisui: Don’t get cocky.
Laxus: Too late for that.
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Izuku: Hey, Kacchan, do you want some leftovers?
Bakugo: What the hell are leftovers?
Izuku:...You never had leftovers??
Bakugo: No, because I’m obviously not a quitter.
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Shinso: I regret showing you how the blender works.
Kaminari, drinking toast: Why do you say that, babe?
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Incorrect Quotes Time!!!
*All the Gold Saints playing a trivia game of sorts*
Pope Shion: So uh, Deathmask and Aphrodite have 17 points; Mu and Shaka have 39!
*Applause from the other saints could be heard*
Pope Shion: Alright get ready, you’re playing for dignity here-
Deathmask: Wait a minute, those saints over there aren’t clapping.
*Points to a few of the Silver Saints, making them start to clap*
Deathmask: There not clap-That’s better. We’ve done well, we’re trying really hard.
Deathmask: *With a bored look on this face* ‘I’ve seen better game sessions.’
Deathmask: *Points at Misty* Don’t wear a green jumper and not clap, that’s what I’m saying. If ya not gonna clap, wear a brand jumper like McDonalds.
*Everybody starts chuckling now*
Pope Shion: Ah yes, green; Famously not a good color for camouflage! *Shrugs*
Deathmask: ¬_¬ You know we’re not in a TV studio, Shion; Mister ‘I can so quickly say something that people might laugh at!’.
Pope Shion: >_< (Oh it wasn’t that bad...)
Another day, another time when Deathmask rips a new one into the Pope; I guess it’s just a thing that happens sometimes. Also Misty wearing of all things, a green jumper because he’s an utter wanker.
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Gakushuu: I need to get some air...
Karma: There's air in here.
Gakushuu: I DON'T WANT YOUR AIR!
Karma: WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY AIR!?
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Hoozuki: Bigfoot but shaven.
Kusuriuri: Mr Clean.
Ginko: You two are the reason why I have anxiety.
Reading Bakugo’s Press Release
Kaminari: “He’s the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.” Damn, harsh.
Kirishima: Don’t worry, bro. Heroes experience some bad press once in a while.
Kaminari: What I don’t get is the second part? What was the first worst thing to happen?
Baku and Kiri:
Kirishima: Kaminari, they...they weren’t always orphans.
Kaminari: OH NO.
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Meredy: is it okay if I swear?
Jellal: yes Meredy, I will allow you to swear.
Jellal: yes go on
Meredy: I'm nervous
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Fem!Deku Has Romance in Her Blood
Ochako: What would be a cute way of spending time with your partner?
Mina: Walk on the beach.
Momo: A beautiful evening drinking tea.
Hagakure: Amusement park!
Fem!Deku: If intimate enough, slow dancing in the shower. No sex, just holding each other close and listening to the other’s heartbeat.
Girls: *squealing and screaming*
Bakugo, overhearing from the corner and writing that down: I got a one-up, IcyHot!
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Izuku: Why are your tongues purple?
Kirishima, blushing: We had slushies...and I had the blue one.
Bakugo, blushing: I had the red one.
Todoroki: You drank each other’s slushies?
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