#incorrect quotes sterek

[imasexypotato]

John: Buck is out off base for some meeting, so I'm gonna go do something stupid

Rosie: Why?!

John: Buck is 95% of my impulse control, you should know that by now

Rosie: ....Right, my mistake

#incorrect quotes sterek #clegan #john egan #gale clevan #rosie rosenthal #john x gale #buck x bucky #mota #masters of the air

[noyzinerd]

[After the pack runs into one of Derek's ex's from his time in New York]

Stiles: Oh my god, that girl was gorgeous! I mean, did you guys see her?!

The pack:

Stiles: Why on Earth would Derek ever break up with someone so beautiful? What was he even thinking?!

The pack:

Stiles: I know if I ever landed someone like that, I'd probably never let them go.

The pack:

Stiles: Aw shoot, I gotta get going or I'm gonna be late. See you later guys!

The pack: The pack:

Malia: So, are we all still pretending Derek's ex-girlfriend didn't just look like Stiles in a wig?

#sterek #teen wolf #derek hale #stiles stilinski #tyler hoechlin #dylan o'brien #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf #I'd like to think the ex was Eli's bio-mom #Oblivious Stiles #Derek very clearly has a type

[incorrectsterekquotes]

derek: No one can hurt me if I’m cold and detached and not emotionally invested in anyone stiles: Hi :) derek: *sweating* Shit

#sterek #incorrect quotes #derek hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #incorrect teen wolf quote

[salemsvlog]

This is how I pictured Coach meeting Eli whe he applied for the lacrosse team

Coach: Next, Elias Hale Eli: Hi- Coach: I said Hale, go back in line Stilinski Eli: I- Coach: Can't you heard Stilinski? I said back in line! Eli: But I'm not- Coach: You know what? Alright, your in. If I saw potential in your dad I guess I can work with you. Eli: Sr. I thi- wait… are you really gonna give me the position?! I haven't even played? Coach: So? Eli: … Eli: Nothing, thanks for the oportunity.

Later that day:

Derek: So… how was practice? did you get in? Eli: Actually, I did. Derek: Awesome, I'm so excited to go cheer you up. Eli: That's great dad, but just remember: You must sit besides the Sheriff and follow the player with the Stilinski lastname. Derek: … Eli: … *Stiles astral proyecting himself since cuantico to the living room*: WhY diD I Just ReceIVed a mAil fROM Coach to CheCk thAT "My SoN" Can PLAy in THE NExt game? Eli *running up the stairs*: Maybe I should go to my room to do my homework. Please Stiles, I need the form signed for thursday. I love ya, bye. Stiles: Did he just- Derek: Idk, it's your kid. Stiles: But- Derek: ALL YOURS.

#salemshit #derek hale #eli hale #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #teen wolf the movie #coach is so done with them #teen wolf incorrect quotes #sterek #sterek incorrect quotes

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Lydia: So how’s motherhood treating you?

Stiles: Good. I didn’t expect this much crying, though.

Allison: Don’t worry, it’s normal for babies

Stiles: What? Eli's fine. I was talking about Derek.

Derek, sobbing from the nursery: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #lydia martin #allison argent

[kiraxcute]

Stiles: Derek I lost the thing!

Derek: What thing?

Stiles: Y'know the thing!

Derek: *turns around holding Eli*

Stiles: *relieved* Oh there he is!

Derek: Wha-YOU MEANT OUR CHILD?!!?!

Peter: Boy you better run

#incorrect sterek quotes #sterek #derek hale #stiles stilinski #derek hale x stiles stilinski #stiles stilinski x derek hale #derek x stiles #stiles x derek #peter hale #eli hale #eli stilinski hale #incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: There is only one thing worse than dying.

Derek: *tears off paper above “dying” so now the board says "Stiles dying"*

Isaac: Stiles.

Derek: No!

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #teen wolf #hale pack #incorrect hale pack quotes #incorrect hale pack #hale pack incorrect quotes #sterek #sterek incorrect quotes #incorrect sterek quotes #derek hale #isaac lahey #stiles stilinski

[alexquinn247]

Stiles: Hey Scott, can you grab my pillow? It's in the other room.

Scott: Sure, buddy.

*leaves*

*comes back in, dragging Derek behind him*

#inspired by mrspasser fic: i'll lay my head down here #incorrect quotes #teen wolf incorrect quotes #teen wolf #sterek incorrect quotes #sterek

[sherlyskywalker]

and that, eli, is how i met your mother

#sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #social media au #incorrect sterek quotes

[invisible-storyteller]

*Derek and Stiles at an out-of-town jail, after Stiles was allowed to make a phone call*

Derek: When will the sheriff get here?

Stiles, who totally forgot calling his dad was an option: Shit, I think I fucked up

*an hour later*

Peter, who hasn't practised his law degree in over a decade: I'm gonna Legally Blonde this shit

#teen wolf incorrect quotes #sterek #stiles & peter

[imasexypotato]

Aemond: I miss Luke

Aegon: You still have us

Aemond: It's not the same

Aemond: there's stuff I tell him that I can't tell you

Jace: Like what?

Aemond: Like how annoying you guys are

Jacegon: .........

#incorrect quotes sterek #lucemond #aemond x lucerys #lucerys x aemond #incorrect lucemond quotes #incorrect quotes #jacegon

[49311grayson]

[TW/Sterek] Pretty Please

Stiles: Please? For me?

Derek, confused: What are you doing with your face?

Stiles, blinking: Nothing. It's just my normal, innocent face. I'm not doing anything.

Derek, frown: Yes, you did. That look on your face. Don't.

Stiles, blinking quickly: Oh! You mean— THIS sad puppy look?

Derek, blushing: Nice try. I won't fall for that.

Stiles: C'mon Der bear, you know you love it and you can't resist.

Derek: No! You think if you say, “please, for me?” and give me that look, I’ll do exactly what you wa-

Stiles, blinking again: Please, for me?

Derek: Damn it! I'm gonna rip whoever taught you that into pieces.

------------------------------

Scott： *sneezes*

#teen wolf #sterek #stiles stilinski #derek hale #derek x stiles #scott mccall #incorrect quotes #sad puppy look always works

[moonch8ld]

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

Alternate-

Stiles: How many kids do you have?

Derek: (Cofused, wounded puppy) Me? Don't you mean we?

#stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #teen wolf #funny #incorrect quotes #Think very careful about what you are about to say Stiles

[incorrect-teenwolf-quotes]

Stiles: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing—

Derek: We’re married and you're pregnant

#incorrect teen wolf quotes #derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #eli hale

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Stiles texting Scott

Stiles: I WANT TO GIVE HIM THINGS

Stiles: LIKE BLOWJOBS AND SELF ESTEEM!

Scott: Please stop talking.

#teen wolf #Sterek #or any stiles ship really #stiles stilinski #scott mccall #incorrect quotes #sterek #incorrect teen wolf quotes #incorrect quotations #incorrect teen wolf

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Cora: I need to talk to you and not as your friend. Stiles: *excited* We're friends? Cora: Yes, but if you tell anyone, I will deny it. Stiles: Okay. Will we still be friends after this conversation? Cora: Yes, but I'm starting to reconsider my options. Regardless, what I have to say now, I say as Derek's sister, not as your friend. Stiles: Okay... Cora: You two are getting married, and I'm happy for both of you, but if you ever hurt my brother, if you ever break his heart or make him cry, I will hunt you down and kill you, got it? Stiles: Got it. Cora: Okay. Stiles: Are you back to talking to me as a friend again? Cora: Yeah. Stiles: Dude, you won't believe what Derek's sister just said to me!

#sterek #incorrect sterek quotes #sterek incorrect quotes #stiles stilinski #cora hale