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[aroacejuggiejones]

Jughead: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That’s just not cool or groovy.

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[scorpionwins]

Sweet Pea, being a nagging but concerned boyfriend: You could've died!

Jughead after getting jumped by the Ghoulies and beaten within an inch of his life: I wasn't hurt that badly! The doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That's where blood's supposed to be!

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[scullysdogkelly]

Jughead: ...no offence.

Sweet Pea: None taken, I wasn’t listening to you.

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[perachelsource]

Jughead: They shouldn’t say ‘all you can eat’ if they don’t mean it.

Betty: Jug, you ate a chair.

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[fandomidiot]

Fangs: dude just face it. you're a big ol' softie

Sweet Pea: no I'm not! I'm hard!

Fangs: ok you probably shouldn't--

Sweet Pea: I. AM. HARD!

Fangs: wait, sweets, no--

Sweet Pea: HARD AS FUCK!!!

Toni: *comes out with a bible in her hand* alright who do I need to whack with this?

Sweet Pea: oh... I hear it now

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[prwstrini]

Fangs *while recording Sweetpea*: Do it for the vine

Sweetpea: I'm not gonna do it

Fangs: Do it for the vine

Sweetpea: I'm not gonna do it

Fangs *starts making a beat*: Do it for the vine

Sweetpea: I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING DO IT

Fangs: Okay, damn *shuts off camera*

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[winterfirehair]

Sweet Pea: I want to know why Kurtz let us take him. He’s not leading a gang from here.

Fangs: I don’t think we should be focusing on Kurtz. That guy’s brain is a bag full of cats. You could smell crazy on him.

Jughead: Have care how you speak. Kurtz is beyond reason, but he is my brother.

Toni: He killed 80 people in two days.

Jughead: He’s adopted.

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[riverdaleremix]

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[jugpea]

Sweet Pea: Jug, you gotta start eating more veggies.

Jughead: I'm literally eating an onion right now.

Sweet Pea: That's deep fried.

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[theheavycrown]

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[aroacejuggiejones]

Jughead: You know what?

Jughead: When I joined this friend group I thought you guys would be dealing with my bullshit.

[Sweet pea, Fangs and Toni continue screaming about mold water]

Jughead: Not the other way around.

Cheryl: I dunno, sounds like you need to drink the mold water.

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[scorpionwins]

Kurtz: I could stomp Jughead like the weak, weeping little parasite he is. I could feast on his blood tonight if I wanted to.

F.P: Stop holding him like a toddler, then

Kurtz, currently holding Jughead with one arm and pointing a sword at Sweet Pea: Hm. No.

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[scullysdogkelly]

*at the police station*

Fangs: I'm here for my boyfriend.

Officer: Who's your boyfriend?

Fangs: Clearly, you're new here.

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[perachelsource]

Sweetpea: You call it "bad at archery", I call it "freestyle acupuncture".

Cheryl: Can you please give me my arrows back?

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[sweetfogarty]

Fangs Fogarty: I'm so excited for Halloween, I can't wait to trick or treat.

Sweet Pea: If you eat as much candy as you did last year, it'll be thicc or treat, not trick or treat.

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[kurokoros]

Kidnapper: We have your brother.

Jughead: I don't have a brother.

Kidnapper: He punched me in the face and broke my friend's arm.

Jughead: Oh my God, you have Sweet Pea!

Kidnapper: Please come get him, we can't take it anymore.

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