#it buuuurns

[rachi-roo]

Got a damn cold sore the size of Ranpos ego 😭😭😭😭

#IT BUUUURNS

[puppyparkmoving]

God im coming more and more to the realization that any content i want with dylan i have to make myself!

#it buuuurns #usually my butch and i rp stuff were rlly into together but lbr who gives a shit abt dylan except me #squeaks

[copperbadge]

I think there are some court cases or situations in which the jury should be allowed to heckle the attorneys. If not verbally, we should at least be provided with popcorn and allowed to throw it.

#to be clear this is a joke and also a civil case #i would not heckle a criminal trial #unless the crime was super funny #then id let the judge decide if we could #motion to heckle your honor #motion granted #your honor if it please the court: OOOOOH BUUUURN

[missshezz]

#star wars #star wars memes #funny funny #funny memes #memes #sw memes #anakin skywalker #sheev palpatine #shitpost #buuuurn #🤣🤣🤣🤣

[netheris]

THIS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO DE-SEED YOUR PEPPERS!

The heat from all spicy peppers comes from the SEEDS! So unless you want to relocate the firey pits of Hell TO YOUR MOUTH, DE-SEED YOUR PEPPERS BEFORE CONSUMPTION!!!

#yes i know from experience #i just bit into a seeded pepper and didn't know it wasn't de-seeded and it took 3 SECONDS FOR THE HEAT TO HIT #3 FUCKING SECONDS #IT WAS LIKE SATAN WAS IN MY MOUTH AND NOT A SEXY OR ROMANTIC WAY #It still FUCKING BUUUURNS #peppers #spicy peppers #spicy food #chaos #🔥

[chamomilebottom]

Wow I can’t believe Geralt of Rivia just punched me in the heart and left me ON A MOUNTAIN IN THESE BOOTS.

Time to write a fucking angry ballad

#BURN BUTCHER FUCKING BUUUURN #geralt of rivia #the witcher #the witcher netflix #jaskier #geraskier

[skiddlecat]

anyway on a different note. uuhhmmmm. say we take what had been torn apart say we mend any patchwork discord turning eyes to the trypo-puppeteer waiting for the world to burn

SO

ONE 1️⃣ TWO 2️⃣ THREE 3️⃣ AND WE'LL TIE ➰ THE TOURNIQUET 🦴

LARVAE 🐛 EATING 🍴 AWAY AT EVERYTHING

WORD GOES ROUND 🗣 I'M THE TRYPO-PUPPETEER

LAUGH ALONG 🤣 I'M SPREADING HOLES 🕳🕳🕳

🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊

NOW I KNOW 😢 THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN MY FAULT 😭

🔊🔥🔊🔊🔥🔥🔊🔥

AND I CAN'T ❌ INHALE 😤 ANYMORE

#etc etc etc. #other parts include DAY BY DAY AND DAY AFTER DAY I'M CAUSING TROUBLE ANYWAY PULL THE FIRE ALARM I NEVER MEANT ANY HARM #NEVER MEANT ANY HARM #WEEELLL SAY MY LIMBS ARE TORN APART AND ALL THE STUFFING FALLS OUT LET THE TOY WIND DOWN IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN WOUNDDDD I NEVER MEANT #ANY HARM #and also WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO BUUUURN WAITING FOR THE HOLES TO CLOSE NOW WAITING FOR THE WORLD TO BUUURN WAITING FOR THE HOLES TO CLOSE #NOW #I CAN'T SEEEEEEEEE THE HOLES IN MY MEMORIEEEESSSS #THE FIRE AND IIII ALONE AGAIIIN THE GUILT AND IIII ALONE AGAIIIIIN #okay that's it i'm good now. got it out of my system #you'll never guess who this was about #amygdala's ragdoll is certainly a song

[cannot-copia]

How I imagine the convo went with the white sox first pitch arranger:

ws: Hey Papa your band is really big rn how about you come throw the first pitch

Papa: ok

ws: Cool, maybe you could wear one of your fancy outfits?

Papa: Nah, im gonna do a cosplay from The Warriors

ws: okkkkk, how about the music? Should we play Mary on a Cross? Call me Little Sunshine maybe?

Papa: 🤔 nah play Spiri- no, Disco Inferno.

ws: … you don’t want us to play Ghost?????

Papa: I’m gonna bring a bat

Ws: you literally just throw the ball????? With you hand???

Papa: I’m gonna rub the ball on my ass and balls too.

#i couldn’t stop laughing when he walked out there and it was 🎶buuuurn baby burn🎶 #idk if it would be funnier for him to have requested that or if they just played it to passive aggressively say he’s gonna burn in hell #if you had showed me a picture of pitcher papa on Monday I wouldnt have believed for a SECOND it wasn’t photoshop #shitghosting

[kazuhas]

why’s it’s always the inc*l men who reblog h*ntai that feel the need to say anything

#like … ok weirdo #buuuurn brother ur so funny!!!! HGGGHJGGF

[thecat-isblogging-blog]

"... the hero who had suffered for so long was happy. He lay down inside and heaped more leaves on top. As when a man who lives out on a lonely farm that has no neighbours buries a glowing torch inside black embers to save the seed of fire and keep a source - so was Odysseus concealed in leaves." -translation by Emily Wilson

#he made a nest #conceal don't feel #don't let it buuuurn #odysseus #i am unserious but this is serious i like this #image is good #odyssey #maybe I should start a side blog?

[aastraeus]

every sport journalist in the world is currently waiting on final time to publish whatever stupid “La Remontada” pun they’ve written and i hate it

#I JUST WANTED PSG TO BUUUURN #BARCA WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEE

[rachi-roo]

Me: *Wakes up*

My eyes:

#rachi roo #IT BUUUURNS #why do they always burn so bad???

[the-oddest-inkling]

Just got back from the gym with my mom.

Tipp: Never go to the gym with your mom who is a former marathon runner and athlete and sport teacher.

#ani talks #my legs are BUUUURNING already lol

[afaramir]

'CAUSE YOU WON'T REWRITE HISTORY TO COMMEMORATE THE LIKES OF ME AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE ME IF I TRIED..! TO TELL YOU ALL THE THINGS I'VE SEEN AND ALL THE PLACES THAT I'VE BEEN SO POUR THE HALL ANOTHER CUP OF WINE! (so pour my friends another cup of wine!)

#.txt #3am musicposting #NO PROOF EXCEPT MY SILVER TONGUE TO TELL OF ALL THE VALOUR I HAVE WON!!! #LIKE A DYING STAR I'LL BUUUURN UNTIL I'M DARK

[divomria]

hc that Heimdall has a beautiful singing voice, kinda similar to this Jaskier's singing voice in "burn butcher burn"

Yep!

This is actually in my pile of ideas for a fic I'm writing 👁️

#kratos x heimdall #kradall #anon ask #burn kratos buuuurn

[moth-tea-merchant]

Me: i will get my sleep back on track

Me: stay up and queue cat posts and also shit post

#beans talks #idk why i still use that tag #its mostly makes more sunce gor my main acc where ppl call me beans #ill pass out soon rho #eues buuuurn