#it has to be done 🤷🏻‍♀️

[draconicslime]

ppl on tumblr will call you ableist for criticizing them being an asshole to people for no reason and then say shit like “if you kill spiders in your house you deserve the death penalty” 🙃

#there were several years my arachnophobia was so bad i could barely go outside #i don’t want to be outside in summer and rarely sit in the grass #sometimes i’m ok but other times i get horrible tactile hallucinations and panic attacks #quickly killing a spider so it doesn’t harm me mentally is not the end of the world #i’m sorry but my health is more important than the poor little spidey #i’m not being sarcastic there- i do feel bad for the spiders :( #if they’re just hanging out in corner webs and they’re tiny and don’t move a lot like ok sure #if they’re big and crawling on the wall by me or on the floor towards me #or in the way of something i need access to? #it has to be done 🤷🏻‍♀️ #but anyways i shouldn’t need to defend myself #because bugs are living beings sure but sometimes they have to die #if you have fly traps and hire exterminators you don’t get to pick and choose which bug is more worthy of living anyways #but spiders are cute!!! ok this is just the whole would you eat a dog instead of a cow shit again

[missjashin]

Steve & Eddie co-parenting the kids

#Steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things party #stranger things #someone has probably done this already but I don’t remember seeing it so #might delete later because of that tho #🤷🏻‍♀️ #but honestly they would share everything to each other lmao #you gotta when you tryna parent together 💁🏻‍♀️

[gregmarriage]

art therapy, but it’s me writing my shitty little fics

#i say this as i vaguely have writers block imao #idk i think i just need to focus my manic energy onto something #and it may as well be something productive i guess #i had a idea for a new fic the other day actually #and i did a little work on it #just cause i was bored #so maybe i should continue that trend #or at least try to #i have hours to kill with manic energy and i need to do something about it #i need a distraction for when it’s late/my friends aren’t around #bc my friends can’t sit with me 24/7 so i gotta deal with this myself! #like a grown up!! #which ewwww #but eh has to be done 🤷🏻‍♀️ #gwen rambles #gwenposting

[foreverethereal123]

Hskskdkzjrkfjskjfkdjfkdjfkfkfkfjsmdk!

Okay I have been admiring this one privately for a while but it NEEDS to be out there because LOOK. AT. THIS. BEAUTY.

I was incredibly lucky to win @bayleedrawsx's giveaway and I requested something for my OH babies and I am OBSESSED with the way it came out😭😭😭😭😭

LOOK. AT. THIS.

I AM DKSKFKSKFKKSKFKRJFKXMGKDMFK!

Thank you so so so much, Baylee for this amazing piece and for letting me have this opportunity even when I was so indecisive dkjdkdkdk sorry about that lol CONGRATULATIONS on your milestone!!! You deserve that and so much more!! 💕💕💕💕

#Choices #choices fanart #open heart #open heart fanart #ethan ramsey #ethan x mc #Jesus fucking Christ #I am fighting for my life here with these tags #I don't know what to add anymore😭 #My respect for you guys who have to add tags with fanfics has 📈📈 #I'M TRYING😭 #legs spread open #<- lol this came up when I was tagging oph and honestly not wrong about my relationship with Ethan🤷🏻‍♀️ #Yeah i think I'm done here I'm just going to start talking shit now #ANYWAY #THANK YOU AGAIN BAYLEE!!!!!!!

[xxtorchxx]

Messing with the motherland font / text tonight and I realized Talder was in there. (Sooo, you literally can’t write motherland without talder. 😏)

#alder x tally #talder #I’ve also had to much wine #am I late to this party? #has this been done already? #🤷🏻‍♀️ #Talder

[starfleetwitch]

I’ve been watching a lot of Jemma interviews lately and I don’t want this to sound bad or insensitive but I kept picking up on the fact she seems to have a stutter and it just interested me if she’s ever talked about this

Hi Nonny!

As far as I'm aware I don't think she's talked publicly about it but I could be wrong. Opening this one up to the wider fandom just encase anyone has more info than me.

From experience, they're damn hard to get rid of. My siblings and I spent a lot of time talking with the handle of a wooden spoon between our teeth as kids to try and break the habbit 😅 So kudos to her for being able to act with one! 😁

(my feral little fangirl brain had an intrusive thought that maybe she stutters because otherwise we'd find it sus that she's too perfect but then I internally cringed at myself for being living trash 😂👌🏻)

#Jemma redgrave #This method didn't work BTW... My brother still has his stutter #And my brain sometimes forgets how to talk to humans full stop so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #Really #WELL DONE JEMMA! #Anonymous

[wonusite]

Can we get a sneak peek to ur nerd!shua fic?

FUCK YEAH U CAN. LMK WHAT U GUYS THINK

‼️SPOILER UNDER THE CUT‼️

Josh’s breath hitches when your hand rubs over his erection. He mentally curses himself for being so pathetic to let just a few praises and promiscuous actions get him riled up enough to let you do this. But you just look so fucking pretty that he can’t help it.

He lets you grip and rub him until your hands move to unbuckle his belt. That action snaps him out of his daze.

“Way-Wait.” Josh breathes out. “I... I’ve never—”

He can't finish the sentence, but you know what he’s getting at. It doesn’t exactly come as a shock to you. Every time you ever brought up anything sexual he had grown visibly uncomfortable. Over the years, he’d gotten better at hiding it, but you could still see that it bothered him. That’s why you did your best to not mention anything about sex anymore.

It doesn’t surprise Josh when you abruptly pull away from him. He’s known all along what type of girl you were, and obviously you want a guy that’s experienced in this sort of thing. Not someone like him.

“It’s okay.” You say softly. “If you don’t want to do this—with me—it’s okay.”

His eyes seem to sparkle even more now, and you can’t believe this unfairly attractive man has never actually done anything. Those eyes could get anyone to do pretty much anything. You knew it better than anyone because you had been dying for the chance.

Josh is too stunned to say anything. Were you really not going to laugh at him?

“We can go back to the party—”

You’re cut off when he suddenly smashes his lips on yours. The kiss is desperate and messy, but you quickly melt into it. To finally have him like this is more than you ever dreamed of, and you would take anything he gave you.

When he pulls away, his cheeks are flushed and his eyes seem to shine brighter than ever. You feel a jerk in your chest, and you fleetingly have a thought that Joshua had officially ruined all other men for you. It’s crazy to think because you know that he doesn’t even like you.

“I…” He swallows thickly. “I want to.”

Your breath hitches slightly. “You… You’re sure?”

All it takes is for him to let out a needy yes for your hands to move and unzip his pants. The best part? He lets you. Once you free his cock from his pants, your jaw goes slack. It’s big and thick and pretty. The prettiest dick you’ve ever seen. You lick your lips and look back up at Josh’s flushed face. The sight has your cunt clenching around nothing.

You were going to absolutely ruin him.

#hopefully i’ll have this done soon #as u can tell this man has me on my knees!! #oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ #we in this shit now #spoiler #nonny

[hagface]

fifteen things

thank you @schitthappens for the tag <3

1. Are you named after anyone? i am middle-named after my grandmother

2. When was the last time you cried? the pressure of trying to remember caused my eyes to well up

3. Do you have kids? do you have five bucks

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? i’ve moved on from sarcasm to outright lies

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? whether or not they can be cast in a supporting role in any of my meticulously detailed daydreams

6. What’s your eye color? you know when you cut open an avocado and it’s rotten?

7. Scary movie or happy ending? schitt’s creek season 6 episode 14 “happy ending”

8. Any special talents? i tied a cherry stem into a knot in my mouth the first time i ever attempted to do it and never again since

9. Where were you born? who’s askin

10. What are your hobbies? reading, drawing, flossing

11. Do you have any pets? i have one dog who is so good at being a dog and another dog who i suspect is actually not a dog at all, but something entirely unnameable

12. What sports do you play/have you played? i participate in mental gymnastics regularly

13. How tall are you? how’s-the-weather-up-there kind of tall

14. Favorite subject in school? when I was a senior I got to take an elective called senior privilege that allowed me to leave a full forty minutes early everyday

15. Dream job? con artist 😁

tagging: @grapehyasynth @roguebebe @maxbegone @schittposting @januarium @petrodobreva @middyblue @dessertwaffles @fishyspots @bestwisheslatersgators

#tbh I don’t know who has done this already #🤷🏻‍♀️ #tag game

[sassyandclassy94]

I am so happy that I’m not the only one who has the whole ‘uncut’ headcanon😊

#for real though I thought I was the know one #Neal Cassidy #SwanFire #Baelfire #I mean it makes sense🤷🏻‍♀️ #Europe doesn’t and never has practiced that and in the medieval era Hebrews and Muslims were the only groups that practiced that #I’ve done my research lol #but… think of this… that small detail would be one of the (many) things about Neal that canon Emma would always remember about him #Then there’s my Emma… where it would be the only thing she’s ever known and never thought twice about - it was normal to her #my headcanons #my fanfic adventures

[stonersolana]

out of all the women I've met, only one of them hadn't dated some shitty guy and hoped he would get better 😬 and out of the ones who dated shitty guys, most of them are still with their pieces of shit. you can really only stand watching people make their lives worse until you gotta just leave and let them do it

#sunbun speaks #but holy fuck is it annoying #the nicest i can be about it #like i dated people who basically committed war crimes on me #but at least i learned from the mistake #and god forbid you try to tell them the truth cause everyone chooses their shitty POS boyfriend over their friends apparently #cause yup every single person i know that has dated someone shitty has picked them over their friends #relationships aren't everything and they certainly shouldn't matter more than your friends #btw yes i just found out that yet ANOTHER of my friends is dating someone shitty #and I'm just fucking done at this point #i will never understand choosing a shitty partner over your friends #which is why i don't really have friends 🤷🏻‍♀️ no one understands how to be one anymore #even at my worst i never ditched someone just because i was ruining my own life with a shitty partner #cause i actually value my friends' input and if they say someone is abusive or just trash then I'm more likely to listen

[raamitsu]

Okay but my thoughts are:

If kisaki and sanzu both know the person???

What if it's akkun? Like he weirdly enough knew ab takemichi being a timeleaper in the first timeline

Otherwise it's Emma shin? WHAT IF IT'S GRANDPA SANO

haha I understand your curiosity and excitement ^^ I feel the same too. The way both Kisaki and Sanzu quickly figured that Takemichi can time leap is surely something to feel weird of. Some people said that they weren’t “friends” or people who communicate with each other often and spilled their agendas but looking at the way they could’ve figured such ability, it’s probably not possible… but maybe not too.

I’m afraid the 2nd time leaper might either be among these names or I may have overlooked them 🤔

feels like the list has not enough suspects and I’m scared of this silent unknown too

#ur ask has been answered <333 #anon ask : done! #tokyo revengers #tr 268 #i didn’t mention the haitanis cuz the chances are low but… 🤷🏻‍♀️ #anything can happen in wakui’s world… just hoping it would make senses

[hammerbacks]

listening to a song earlier on and thinking about how well it would fit on a playlist i've been thinking about making for a certain character shouldn't've resulted in me starting to compile songs for said playlist, but here we are 🙈

#this is what listening to coldplay's a rush of blood to the head album in the car this afternoon has done to me #it's so gorgeously gut-wrenchingly sad that of course it would remind me of that character 🤷🏻‍♀️

[la-maladroite]

Y’all know I’m not a Sw*ft**, but I’ve been hearing The Drama™️ in passing, and… yeah. This.

#Sidenote: I realize not everyone has only one specific type but what even is her taste in men? lol #To go from seemingly pleasant li’l British actor to insane druggy Brit freak to… #Midwestern Meathead? Idk. I’m not dissing Kelce btw. He was funny on SNL (where I first saw him bc idk sports). #I hear he’s also done some vax promos so that implies that he’s somewhat sane. #All in all not the worst choice one could make from the NFL. lol #🤷🏻‍♀️ #Why do I have Opinions about this? #ANYWAY.

[gregmarriage]

okay, but i love greg standing up for himself in season 3. he’s not the same meek kid. he’s not “greg the egg” anymore (though, he always will be in my heart <3) he’s growing into his own man. he and tom are carving out their own little empire from the ashes of waystar royco and i love that for them x

#GOD that finale tho #3rd time in a row my heart has been suckerpunched #okay but if tom really did tell logan and therefore fucked up things up for the family then holy shit #like tomshiv are DONE #like they’re already on the brink of divorce this just gives shiv ammo #fuck man shit’s crazy #hehe oh well #🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ #no but for real that finale fucked me up wow

[dinasilvertongue]

OMG—can somebody please stop these people (before there’s a major explosion) because I just had to redo this fucking “puzzle” several times in a row—this shit is NOT gonna work (w/o a major incident)….

#this shit gives me nausea & anxiety #I mean do you *want* me to have nausea & anxiety because of something ULS has done (again)? #then keep it up my friends 🤷🏻‍♀️

[thoughts-reasons]

Reddit

#hear ye! hear ye! the powers that be hereby decree that no other interpretation of this lyric shall ever be made! their will be done 🤣 #this may just be the season when the evil twin teams up with the ex 🥂😝 #i saw that and assumptions 🤝 expectations 🤝 disappointments 🤦🏻‍♀️ #high risk high reward they decided that's a card they want to play this era because 1 million 🍀 #everyone has issues and self-sabotage is painfully common idk why that's not evident? maybe maturity is a factor 🤷🏻‍♀️ #watching her at hyde was magical 🇧🇷🏆💎⭐ all true doesn't it make you wonder what else is true? 😌 #kermit's mailbag #originanon