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#it’s.. rough.
ectogeranium · 2 years
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I’m gonna be 1000% real with you all this evening. My memory is absolute shit. It is so bad, that I have entered thembo stages of stupid, and I mean that with complete sincerity.
It is.. terrifying. And I’m really trying to deflect with humor, but the fact is, I’m losing more each day. I’ve lost so much from the past years, where I used to be as sharp as a damn tack.
Call it age, and getting older, but I’m 20. I shouldn’t be losing this much this fast.
It worries me. My parents think I’m joking or talking about someone else when I bring up my memory loss to them. I usually drop the subject after they deflect.
I haven’t voiced my concerns to anyone else until now, since I’m writing this.
If we ever talk, and I forget something, I am so so sorry, and I know how it feels to be on the receiving end of an “I forgot about that” text. It sucks. I didn’t want to forget, it just.. happened. So if I ever do that to any of you, I’m being up front and telling you right now that my memory is awful, and it will lapse.
Idk dude.
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bronzetomatoes · 3 months
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Why dont we all look at Andy
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mcworm · 6 months
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JUST SAW A FED-EX DRIVER JUMP OUR OF HIS TRUCK AT A REDLIGHT AND RUN UP TO A SECOND FED-EX TRUCK (THREE CARS AHEAD) AND THE GUY LEANED OUT AND THEY JUST KISSED ON THE LIPS? HELLO?
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thekinksofyourlife · 4 months
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Maybe a cock thrusting in and out of your pussy with a vibrator on your clit would make you feel better?
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bellwethers · 1 month
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Tough.
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loish · 23 days
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An ode to my weird recurring dream in which an unnaturally tall wave towers over me.
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v1ckycupid · 3 months
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walk up behind me, flip up my skirt, move my panties to the side and slip your cock in whenever you want. keep pounding me over and over and over again until i’m struggling to stand properly. when you cum, keep going. use the old cum for lube. only leave me when you want to, but leave me a sore, used, dripping mess.
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littlegirly · 3 months
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making out and whimpering “please” between each kiss while i grind my clothed wet cunt against your bulge
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thekinksofyourlife · 3 months
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are you shy but will do disgusting things just to hear “good girl?
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