i think it'd be so funny for valerie to try decapitating danny only to then realize that it didn't work bc time and again this girl fails to understand that this boy is basically unkillable
so now she's forced to hold the sides of danny's face so that his head can start reattaching itself to his neck and how this is totally not awkward for either of them
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i just took tums 4 the first time in my life ever Does this mean i’m growing up. i’m losing my fuckin edge man normally if i have a tummy ache i smoke out on the steps nd make my nails bleed on the pavement. now i’m takin chewy bitch ass medicine nd reading myself 2 sleep ?? Bye
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the thing abt castor in the modern au is like. he’s not an AWFUL person. for most of chrysi’s life, he was jst her fun friend in their friend group. he showed up to study sessions where they’d team up to quiz jacks on basic concepts. they were frequently in group projects together, and they were also on student council together. she saw him a lot at sports, since she was in cheer and he was on the football team. besides him having a crush on her, she enjoyed hanging out with him well enough.
but he could NOT get over his crush on her, and it killed him and put her in a coma.,… & then he haunted her, because!! she was the only one that could see him!!! he was scared and confused, because what do you mean he’s dead?? don’t lie to him. there has to be a reason nobody can see or touch him… please, let it be a lie. he doesn’t want to be dead. he wanted to graduate high school. he wanted to go to college. this isn’t fair. this isn’t FAIR.
and that rage towards the world ends up warping him into a monster :( and chrysi’s friend became the guy she wanted to avoid because he couldn’t take no for an answer, then became the vengeful ghost she wanted to eradicate :(
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