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Just spending summer making cute shit
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i hope u know im chewing on ur good omens work like a cat does with those matatabi sticks ,,,, ANYWAY do u mind writing an aziraphale x reader [gn] x crowley w a recurring fruit means love metaphor ? like sharing a lil clementine or getting ur hands all gross n sticky from cutting smthn open [cough cough a peach . i had 2 stick my fingers in one 2 separate it n get the pit out n it was ,,, mildly uncomfortable] n the other person sucks the juice off their fingers ,,,,,,,,, just very intimate n cute things like that :] thanx !!
so I’m sorry this is less love as fruit and more uhhh lust as fruit please forgive me
Crowley x reader x Aziraphale (good omens)
From his place sorting books he never intends to sell into one of his many already-cramped shelves, Aziraphale watches you in the break room.
You’re waiting for the kettle to boil, eating an apple while you grab a mug and teabag. Even from here Aziraphale can hear the pop-hiss as you take a bite from the crisp skin. Your teeth sink into the flesh and juice rolls down your chin onto the counter. You wipe it away absent-mindedly with the back of your hand.
You might be the one eating, but it’s Aziraphale who swallows.
You lick your lips, thumbing the sweet stickiness from your face and sucking it clean. Aziraphale wonders what it tastes like.
He wonders if he could do it for you.
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“Crowley, you want a bit of tangerine?”
Crowley looks up from where he’s been idly scrolling through his phone - tiktok! Credit where it’s due, hell did a great job on that one - right into your smiling face. He’s not much of an eater (that’s more Aziraphale’s speed) but your eagerness enraptures him.
“Oh, go on then.”
It’s so human, to share a little bit of your food with someone. It shows you care about them; want them nourished. Crowley’s gaze falls to where your fingers begin to work the orange skin.
There’s something entrancing about the way you work it. Something almost illicit. The juice dripping from you as your thumb accidentally slides its way through a segment. You curse quietly and work on the other half, your fingertips gliding across the folds of fruit.
There’s something that trips from being suggestive into lewd.
He’s glad when you finally manage to pass him a piece, because his mouth has gone utterly dry.
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They find you in the shared kitchen, sucking the flesh from a mango. Your eyes dart up from the sticky mess you’ve made on your hands and face.
“Sorry,” you mutter through your bite, “I promise I’ll clean up in a moment, just—”
You don’t get to finish because they descend upon you.
Aziraphale licks it from your lips, moaning in the back of his throat at the combined taste of your sweetness. Crowley grabs your hand and takes your whole thumb into his mouth, tongue dancing around the soft pad.
Their mouths don’t leave you for the next couple of hours.
#crowley x reader x aziraphale#crowley x reader#aziraphale x reader#good omens x reader#request#inneffable husbands x reader
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I use He/Him and I’m transmasc + bisexual andddd my favorite ponies of the mane 6 are Fluttershy and Pinkie, though my heart truly lies with Luna. You know how it goes.
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Also as a note my art style is going to be… Wildly inconsistent and I apologize beforehand if certain pieces aren’t as nice as others. Such is the way of art and wanting to try new things like drawing more consistently.
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what if pets had tumblr? you could even call it… petblr?! (this is very self indulgent)
just a quick warning, there will be unreality stuff in this, stay safe ^^
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i hate people who call orange cats dumb like bffr that’s an EXTREMELY harmful stereotype and you should be ashamed
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username checks out
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why do i hear something clawing at the wall
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me to the cats who don’t get the expensive shit (my parents actually love me)
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GIRL.. LITERALLY ALL CAT FOOD IS EXPENSIVE 💀
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the difference is mine is actually good
#bitches wanna be like me fr
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DON’T ACT AS IF WE DON’T SEE THAT TAG, NOBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE YOU!! someone humble this kitten already.. probably the runt of the litter 💀💀
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that’s a bit too far.
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prepping for a race, wish me luck yall
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i hope you lose so bad they throw you a pity party
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WHAT THE FUCK
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Signs of a Human trying to TRICK YOU!
1. Line of treats, humans tend to use this to lure you into carriers or anything of the sorts.
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i wish i saw this sooner.
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to whoever is making that racket right outside of the barn… stop, i’m trying to sleep
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no
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your username concerns me
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like.. a lot. SHOULD I BE MOVING TO AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT FARM??
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WHAT NO STAY HERE I NEED MY DINNER
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UGHHHH MY OWNER SWITCHED ME BACK TO DRY FOOD…… WHY EVEN GIVE ME WET FOOD IF YOU ARE JUST GONNA TAKE IT AWAY?? IT’S LITERALLY JUST TORTURE
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NO BUT EXACTLY BRO WHY CAN’T I KEEP EATING IT????????????
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it makes me angry.
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if you don’t stfu right now i’ll give you the same fate as your father
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MY BAD? 😨
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your owners stop doing that??
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just built a new burrow!!
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let me just.. change my username real quick
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you know what they say, it’s rabbit season!!!
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IT IS NOT EVEN CLOSE TO RABBIT SEASON ITS JANUARY
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every month is rabbit season for me :)
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i swear to dog why do humans make us chihuahuas have such a bad reputation?? WE DIDN’T EVEN DO ANYTHING, YOU ARE THE ONES WHO PROVOKED US AND MADE US GET HOSTILE!
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hey how about we talk more in dms?
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#unreality#tw unreality#cw unreality#fakeposting#fake post#dashboard simulator#fake dashboard#self indulgent#like EXTREMELY self indulgent#long post#kinda#petblr
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🏹if u have the asteroid eris in aries 🔥☄️🕯️in the 12th house - spiritual warrior 🧿🌟- basically u are literally fighting the spirit world/bad vibes/energy vampires 🧛♀️🩸that lurk in the subconscious/ephemeral ✨world
🏹leo ♌️ and prominent 5th house placements: probs have a very psychic link to cats 🐈 i tend to believe that if cats are naturally drawn to you, then ur pineal 👁️ gland is a lot more open 🧿and reflective to energies beyond the physical plane 👽🛸no shade to dogs/dog lovers ( i love dogs 🐕) but dogs are def more root 🌲🏕️chakra animals :)
🏹if u have the moon 🌝 cancer or neptune 🌌in the 3rd house, people with lunar 🌛🌜or neptunian qualities will often without knowing it tell you something you need to hear 👂: like an intuitive 🪬knowing. for ex: my friend is a cancer moon, rising and i have cancer in my 3rd house..whenever she says something that comes from her higher self (like she's reading tarot) 🃏🎴i take note because it often comes into fruition 🍒🍉🍓🍊🍋later.
🏹if u want to have great seggs 🥵♨️🌶️may I recommend hookin up when the moon is in a fire sign 🔥or earth 🌲sign ? (air 🌬️is all about mental 🧠stimulation, so it’s not rly going to bring seggsy energy and water 💧 is self contained and can get lost in emotions 😩so it’s better to be alone during a water moon (maybe scorpio ♏️ maybe..but could get toxic 😬🙈real fast)
🏹people trash 🗑️🚮 8th house synastry and i get it..it can turn super super toxic ☠️real quick (obsession, jealousy, possessiveness blah blah) but if u crave and desire 🍆this kinda passionate ❤️🔥exchange, 8th house could be a hot synastry aspect for y’all. not to mention it’s the house of SEGGS 🍆🍑so u will def def have RLY great sex with whoever lands in ur 8th house. like eat me up, lick u all over, go several rounds kinda passion ❤️🔥
🏹hear me out y’all: i kno traditional 🥱synastry puts earth+water 🌲💧together and fire+air 🌬️🔥together but I think in particular capricorn ♑️ placements are better off with air 🌬️signs; why ? because we’re an extremely cerebral 🧠earth sign. we're sandwiched between sagittarius (the higher mind/scholar/teacher) and aquarius (THE intellectual mastermind) it’s no wonder we always seem to attract air signs…🌬️🌬️🌬️
or is it just me lol ? 😪🤓
🏹be careful during a mars ❤️🔥🔥🥵transit in ur chart- for example: let’s say u have mars in the 5th house and it’s leo ♌️ season (leo rules the 5th house) u will unknowingly attract aggressive 😡🤬😤confrontational people. basically they’re karmic peeps who come back to fight u 🤺🧯take them as you will (my strategy is always detachment) also this could attract overtly sexual ❤️🔥🍆🌶️energy as well- like peeps be hollering at u all day long 😮💨 (also peep the sign as well..if it’s in pisces, they can lash out at you by acting like a victim 😭or do the blame game)
🏹on the other hand when venus 🥰😘😍is transiting ur chart, be god dang thankful cus ur literally attracting pleasure 💘💌👩🏻❤️💋👨🏼abundance in the house it’s transiting - i mean sometimes that could be not so chill if it’s in a not so fun house but every house has its good/bad. let's say you have venus in the 11th house -then u will attract lots o’ cute af friendships 👯♀️👯👯♂️community support 🧞♀️🧞🧞♂️and help in ur hopes+dreams- check the sign as well to see what kinda friends, community support you’ll attract- if it’s in leo, it will be creative 🎨👩🎨👩🏼🎤artistic, flashy and beautiful 💄👸🤴peeps. venus in the most layman terms is the things you love, so when it’s being aspected, suddenly there will be an abundance of the things you love 💕
🏹astrologer robert glasscock 🙏 says that the angular houses (1, 4, 7, 10) are ur present, cadent is ur (3, 6, 9, 12) past and succèdent (2, 5, 8, 11) is ur future. if this is true and u believe in timeline jumping ⚛️⚗️- try to understand ur planetary placements in the succèdent houses and how that future 🔮could unfold.
for ex: say you have mostly fire🔥 and air 🌬️placements in those houses/this lifetime might be about embracing more of ur masculine 💪energy/take action. also dependent on the signs and planets- i have the moon in 5th in virgo (subconscious creativity) 🎨👩🏼🎤🎸🎷venus in 11th in pisces: creativity and expressing this creativity as a mode of healing ❤️🩹 is v impt to me.
🏹also a great way to really tap into what ur soul calling is is to look at ur venus 💘and moon 🌝sign placements/aspects: think of it: ur moon is ur emotional 🥹 comfort, it’s what u are naturally gifted 🎁🧧at and venus is what you love 🥰it's honestly the easiest way to see what could bring us the greatest joy 😎🥳🤸♀️🎆when fully acknowledged and understood.
🏹i have a theory that u start to meet more people 🧍♀️🧍🏻🧍♂️who embody ur progressed chart. it's like they’re secret teachers 👩🏫 that teach u how they express being that sign: for ex; say u were a venus in pisces ♓️ and now ur progressed is venus in aries ♈️ u will start to meet more aries placements: this shows you the parts of u that u might need to shed 🥲in order to progress more in life. it doesn’t mean u aren’t a venus in pisces anymore just that some of the traits of this placement has to transform 🐛🦋so u can basically “progress” in ur soul 🌌journey ..does this make sense ?
🏹i believe masculine ♀︎♂︎♀︎♁ energies ⚛️embody their mars+sun ✿✿✿signs more and feminine energies ⚛️embody their moon+venus signs more. what do y'all think ? maybe jupiter for masculine 🔥as well and ❤️🔥lilith for feminine.
🏹fire signs🔥🔥🔥- how many of y’all have a fireplace 🏕️at ur place lol
🏹people who have virgo ♍️ libra ♎️ and scorpio ♏️ placements prominently in their chart : chefs kiss 🤌 y'all are the bombshell 👸💋💄🥰personified: u are both the maiden, goddess and femme fatale 😎
🏹saturn 🪐 influenced signs- (capricorn, aquarius) have the most beautiful bone 🦴🩻😇🤤structure- like no joke, y'all look like greek statues. 🗿🗽
🏹if u wanna embody ur bad bitch 💋🌶️❤️🔥💄💃energy: channel ur lilith placement: what sign and what house is it in and what aspects is it making. for ex: lilith in pisces ♓️in the 8th house 💀⚰️🪦aspecting saturn 🪐: u get into ur bad bitch era ❤️🔥when u become a spiritual warrior 🗡️✊that becomes a channel for others to transform ⛓️🔗their old constructs of sex+death 🍆⚰️and money 💰
🏹virgo placements have the best style 👗👚👖👙🥻👘🥼🩱fight me on this 🤺
🏹if the benefic 😎👏🍀🌞🕶️planets are transiting ur 12th house, u best believe ur angel 👼 guides are watching over u- expect lots and lots of synchronicities 🕍🌻🍄🐚divine timing ⏱️ and unexpected abundance 🤘🎉🍦
that's all 🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞🍀🌞 i hope y'all enjoyed and got some fruitful 🍒🍑🍉insights 🧘♀️��🪬👁️🔮
happy virgo full moon y'all (iz my moon sign 🌝🌚🎑
love y'all 💜💘💌
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Thank you for the questions!
🍊 Who’s a character you don’t write for that often, but keep meaning to write for more? (They’re so interesting! But maybe you have trouble pinning them down, or keep getting distracted by another blorbo…)
Actually, I have two for this (joint) fandom:
Jure, because he's somehow both an Agent Of Chaos and potentially really insightful all at the same time. I always have a great time writing him, even if it doesn't happen often.
Mikke, everyone's favourite Supportive Big Brother/Despairing Cat Herder.
🥭 Rank from most enjoyable/fun to write to least: Fluff, Smut, Angst, Crack.
This was difficult! But I think I've settled on this order:
Crack: because I love coming up with ridiculous scenarios.
Fluff: because who doesn't love a happy ending at least every now and then?
Smut: I don't even write smut (for now? Ever? Who knows!) because I feel I'd be terrible at it, but (probably because of its inherent comedy potential) I still had to rank it higher than...
Angst: because I feel awful putting characters through the wringer, but sometimes The Plot just demands it, and who am I to argue with that?
🥝 What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?
I'm a big fan of the Getting Together trope/tag, closely followed by Found Family. Both seem to crop up a fair bit in my writing for this fandom!
🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)
Nace is very often cast as the caretaker in a lot of stories, but I'd love to see that flipped a bit more often, because it'd be nice to see it going both ways. There are already some fics exploring other people being protective of him, but I feel like there's definitely room for more! We all need (or would like) taking care of sometimes, I think.
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i 😊😊😊 had 👞 this trippy dream 💭 where this cat 🙀 was driving 🚦 me around 😰👥 in 😵 an old convertible. later 🕑 on it turned 🔄🔄 into 🚪 a vw van 🚐 and near 😯 the end it was more ➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕➕ like 👧👍 this spaceship kinda 🍕 thing. 🤣 we were high 📓 up, 👽 looking over 🔁 the road, 🛣 but the front 🔝 console 🎮 was shaped like 🌟 a van, 🚐 and it still 🙄 had that 💝 convertible top. the guy 👶🌈 who was driving 🚗 me around 😊😎😌 was an older 👴 dude, 👱 an old hipster with a weathered voice 🔊 kinda 😉 like lou reed's. he 👨 kinda 🍕 had 🥕 some of that 😼 vibe and energy 💥💥 like dennis hopper in 🍌 easy rider. yeah 🌍 like, 💖 if you 🙄 could imagine 🤔 a cross ⛪ between lou reed and dennis hopper, that's the dude who 🤔 was driving 🚦🚸 me. we were 😫🏻 headed 👨🦲 due north, 👆 coming up 📷 to a stoplight. the light 💡 was beautiful 😩 in ⁉️ the dream, with all that nice 😛 washed out orange 🍊 from 😂😲 the pollution. 🦵🏽♦️🦵🏽 i 🙀 had this happy feeling 😌 in my 💫 stomach, 😂🤣 but 🤔 also this scared feeling, 😌 like something 💩 was about 👏 to happen, but 😥 i 🧚♀️ didn't know 😍 what. anyhow, as we 😉 approached the light, 💡 this cat 😺 in a sports car 🏎 came 😏 out of nowhere and just 🤖 cut us 🇺🇸 off. 📴 my man 🕵 slammed on 💃 the brakes and narrowly averted a mash-up. got my 💫 blood boiling, 😬 but 🍎 i wasn't the one 😤 driving. 🚦🚸 yeah 💁🤷 so wouldn't 😩 you 🤟 know it, we 👦 pull up ☝ right 🔰🔰 behind 🔄 the cat 🐈 at the light 💡 and there he 📷 was, glaring at us through 🪀 his 👉🚹 rear-view. he 👨 was all like, 💖 "yeah 👍 that's right, i 👈 cut ❓😱 you 😢👈 off, what're you gonna do about 🙅♀️ it?" so i said to lou reed slash dennis hopper, i'll just 🚟 call 📞 him lou now, ❓❗❓❗❓❗❓❗ "man, aren't 😲 you gonna 👏 say 💬 something to that 👉😐👏 guy?" 👦👨 but lou just looked straight ahead 🙎🏻 and said, 💬🙈 "y'know man, 👨🏻 the only 😤👐 way i'm 💆♀️ gonna put something 😅 out there 🎆🎆 like 🐌 that 👀 is if i'm ☝️ ready 🌺 to dance 💃 with that 👀 cat, y'know 💀 what i 👥 mean? 😏 you 👈 put something out 👉 there, ❤️😘✨ there's 😹 consequences. all you've got 👍 are your 👉 actions, man. and remember, 🤔🤔 words 🦘 are actions too. 🍡 do you 🦚 wanna dance 🐲 with that ⬇️ guy?" y'know now i 👥 realized lou was driving me 😼 around 💞 and i 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wasn't even 🤭 thanking him. at first, 🥇 i 😩 thought 💭 he was kind 📷 of a bad influence, but ❌ actually he was taking care of me. watching my 🧜🏻♀️ back, 💨 talking 💬 me 🙄 down 🔻 from something. it's funny 👷🏼😃😃😃😃👷🏻 how sometimes ✨ in 👮 dreams, 💭 you 👇 don't realize 🤔😮😧 who's your 👉 friend. 😎👬 looking 👀 back, 😌 maybe 👏 all 😤 these different people were 👥👥 you in 📷 the dreams. 💭💭 yeah, like, maybe that crazy 🤪 dude in 📷 the other 🤷♂️ car 🚛 was me as well. like you got this one part of you 👈 that 👏 watches out 😛🚪 for you, keeps you steady, and this other 😖 part 〽 that's 😤 raging and full of anger. 😠 like 🍪💁 old lou and the crazy 😜 dude 😎😂 in 👌👄 the dream, 💄💭💭 they're 👥 all a part 🏻 of you. y'know, 💀 i think of it like 👍 taming a dragon. 🐲 the crazy 🤪 dude is the dragon, 🐉 and if you 🙏 don't 🙆 watch 👀 out, 💋 he'll 🤴 bite you. 👆 hard. ❗ you see, 👀 lou knows 🤔 about the dragon. he's 😶 there 🎆🎆 to set you straight. 🕕 you don't wanna 😷 kill 🚿 the dragon, 🐉 you wanna 😋🙇 make friends 👫 with it, harness its power so you 🤟 can 😎 use it. but 😠 i only 🤏 realized 💡 that when 🕗 i 😀😀😀 woke 👀 up. 🙅♂️
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ok so for her modern trauma free verse hana is an art history major with an interest in japanese art and its evolution throughout the years. she still owns mochi flower house and lives on the apartment above it. she manages the shop with the help of her older brother akihito who is a business major and has a normal relationship with her parents 🙏
some modern hana tidbits because i am bored at work and love my wife 😌✌️
has two cats, both of them are strays she found around the shop: an orange cat she found hiding in an old fruit box named mikan 🍊 and a tricolor cat who used to knock over her flower pots named miso 🍵 they are around the same age and are the light of her life so be prepared to be bombarded with pictures of them whether you ask for it or not
90% of her art pieces are about her cats 🧍♀️ she has an ig account where she posts her silly drawings but she doesn't take it that seriously it's just for fun;
a self proclaimed vending machine expert because she learned a trick to get an additional 'free' drink for the price of one ( cringe behavior );
grew up on the countryside so she has mostly what others consider old ppl hobbies like knitting, embroidery, crochet and gardening. she has a little veggie garden on her back yard and she's v proud of it;
she likes collecting old trinkets and souvenirs that her older brother atsushi brings from his trips around the world. she displays them around the shop and sometimes even tell made up stories about them just to see ppl's reactions 💀
#´ ꕤ ◟ 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 . . . what i am aches within me.#anyways im so bored today#things are sl*wer than usual and almost falling asleep at my desk#so here have a little treat#you're more than welcome 😌
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About Me & Account Masterlist
Under consistent construction ~
My names are .. Pendragon (Penny) , Fiddle , Ronin , Nolan , Heaven , Iason , Shepard & Nor
My pronouns are .. she / her , he / him , it / its . I also have many others that I’m compiling in a carrd ! I occasionally use they / them pronouns but only in cis-hetero situations so that I can be certain that the homophobes realize I’m “other.”
My gender hoard .. is ever changing and constantly growing ! .. Polygender , Multigender , Bigender , Girl , Boy , Girlboy , Girlboyflux , Genderflux , Genderspike , Boyspike , Genderfluid , Agender (occasionally) , Xenogender , Bunnyhearted , Wharfgender , Sailspec , Sailoric , Sea Collector , Mavrine , Farleogender ! (Highlighted ones are of my own creation !)
Fun facts about me :
My favorite color is green !
I am polyamorous omnipansexual ! (Masc preference) I also use the labels achillean , sapphic , gay , and queer !
My favorite animals are : Bunnies , cows , sheep , goats , dogs , and dragons !
I want … to work with kids and open my own daycare and am working towards that now ! , to be a mom , to live somewhere where it snows but I can still go to the beach in the summer (I’m thinking NYC at the moment lol) , to have a cat/cats (I can’t at the moment because I live with my parents and my mom is allergic)
I am single but I would love to be in a partnership of any kind ! I’m open to being in a qpr as well as a monogamous or polyamorous relationship.
🍊 how tall are you? 5’5
🍒 what is your favorite feature on yourself? if i’m in a good mood my smile or my eyes, if im not my nose.
🥞 where are you from? ‘murica
🦴 do you have any pets? i have two dogs atm
🍡 do you have any siblings? i’m an older sister to one
🍇 describe yourself in five words or less! friendly, anxious, doing my best
🍪 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising) sagittarius sun , sagittarius moon , libra rising
🍯 do you have tattoos and/or piercings? i have my ears pierced and i got a cartilage piercing but it never healed lol . i’m actually going to get a tattoo soon
🧁can you drive? i do but i have driving anxiety so i try to make my parents drive for me
🥥 favorite place you’ve traveled NYC with chicago and d.c. tied at second
🥝something no one would guess about you i am terrified of the open ocean despite several of my genders being centered around it
🫐favorite season? winter ❄️
🥜 favorite genre to read / watch / write romance and fantasy
@darling-pendragon is what i follow everyone from!
@pendragon-agere is my completely SFW age regression blog. I keep everything that even hints to nsfw away from this blog. Please respect that.
#masterlist#account intro#get to know me#dividers by cafekitsune#emoji questions by xxsabitoxx#gemder
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hello hello!! how are you? i hope your doing well!! if its still open, may join yor matchup event?
fandom: haikyuu!!
matchup: spontaneous, creative, open-minded, weird (lol)
drabble: 🍊 - imagine, maybe a more fluffy imagine would be nice!! extra fluff for the soul <33
misc: genre is romance!! i dont mind being paired with anyone <33
ahhh of course my dear!!
i had to think about this for a bit, but i would match you up with KENMA KOZUME. despite seeming like the most introverted person in the fandom at times, he shows need for his creative expression and interaction through streaming, so he appreciates your bursts of inspiration and how you seem to view the world differently compared to others. you're enigmatic to him and he's unusually drawn to your charisma and quirks. despite his independent nature, he's affectionate and at times clingy with you. he can be overly logical and analytical with his thinking - not to say you're not a rational thinker by any means - but when he's caught up in the facts, you're showing him what's possible.
a fluffy imagine for you under the cut!!
❀ PUPPY LOVE
kenma is no stranger to kuroo calling in favours from him, asking him to do collabs with the jva and its players
"ok, but this one is different, kenma - it'll guarantee a huge boost in your viewership. 'cause what kind of person can't resist puppies?"
he'll sigh but secretly look forward to it - and he forgets any hangups about this event he's had when you catch his eye
right now, you're helping the dogs get comfortable with their players - he catches snippets of you assessing each of their personalities to see which dog would be most like them
"she's cute, eh?" kuroo nudges him on the shoulder, "i know i didn't give you the full brief - she runs a rescue agency and does photoshoots and other projects with the dogs to get them adopted. kind of cool, no?"
he watches you giggle as a golden retriever licks hinata's face, bokuto howls with a husky who has shockingly similar hair colour to him, and atsumu is giving treats to a shiba inu
"ah, kodzuken, right? you're just in time. i watched your honkai stream the other day, actually. i asked kuroo for you personally, y'know?"
he can only nod when you finally approach, blush across his face despite having other people talking about his online work to him. he's saved though, when a small dog with curly white hair toddles up to him.
"oh, udon! y'know, she's actually mine, an older dog who didn't get adopted, so i decided to keep her! she's honestly like a cat, though - smart, 'cause she's part poodle, but clingy because she's also a maltese!"
he leans down to pet the dog, who is cautious but receptive, and you continue gushing,
"she's never actually approached anyone before! she doesn't really like people, and she's pretty lazy. maybe it's 'cause she was watching your stream with me?"
he's always preferred cats-- hell, his friends compare him to one all the time-- but for the rest of the day you've got him following you around like he's one of the puppies you take care of
i hope you like dogs lmao... if not, we can just imagine it's kittens 😅 i didn't get fully into the fluff but i couldn't help but write this concept - ofc you and him get to know each other after this when he musters up the courage to ask for your number! tysm for your request love!! <3
anyone can request a matchup here 💫
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[image description: a digital drawing styled around a sketchbook page with the lyrics " you made a rebel of a careless man's careful daughter you are the best thing thats ever been mine" from the song Mine by Taylor Swift written in dark pink in the center of a light pink page, surrounded by drawn pink hearts and other details such a sparkly tape, stickers of a ladybird and butterfly, a strawberry and a lemon, and rarities and fluttershys cutie marks, orange segments, two pink friendship bracelets and a drawing of two cats. /End description]
HAPPY TWO YEARS OF FRIENDSHIP @legobatmen !!!!!!!!!! 💞🐈🦋🐞🍓🍊🍰
it really so wild to me that two years ago today was when we first became mutuals, both because i cant believe its been so long and because i feel like iv had you in my life for so much longer and i feel like that because you're such a core part of my life. like i really do feel like meeting you have been the best thing that's ever happened to me because in the last two years iv known you you have changed my life for the better in every way, you have brought me so so much joy and brightness and warmth with your company and in knowing you every single day i have known you and i feel like we've been through so much together in the last two years and having you by my side to celebrate the good time and support me through the bad really has just meant more to me than i could ever say you really have just been so important to me through everything and such a warm comforting aspect of my life and ik that ill always have you here for me through whatever i'm going through and like. it really mean so so much to me to have your love and kindness and just your brightness in my life you really are just such a core source of happiness and joy within my life and i still cant believe sometimes even after two years that i have such an incredible friend as you in my life and that you love and care for me so much and i hope you know that ill be here for you to love and care for you too in every way for whats hopefully many, many more years, i love you so so very much my butterfly <3
#!! i rly hope this is good and you like it my love#and yea i just. idk i dont know if i can ever fully put it into words but you really do mean everything to me and i am so so so glad#every single day that i met you and have you in my life my dearest you have no idea. i love you so so much<3#flappy rambles#lucy !#flappy draws#i love you so so much
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The Offer rewatch (with Matthew Goode as Bob Evans)
Catching up on old Offer posts 3/4
Matthew Goode's cheeky eyebrows single-handedly earning his acting fees. Bob Evans just got the upper hand over bean counter Barry Lapidus in convincing Charlie Bluhdorn, Head of Gulf+Western, that Paramount Studios should make the Godfather. He looks like the cat that got the cream 🐈😅
Bob Evans is a bossyboots but he does it with such charm, it's alluring and inspiring. But then again it is also Matthew Goode. I must admit, I don't like being told what to do, but I would make an exception for Bob 😄. He has summoned Al Ruddy and orders him to make The Godfather on a low budget. "I need you to produce it... Get going... And Ruddy, don't f*ck it up."
How to work in style like Bob Evans
1. Always be near one of these big phones so you can bellow orders from afar
2. Have a drink (even if it's 9am)
3. And a ciggie (if played by Matthew Goode you can even do smoke rings)
4. Be by the pool & your partner for a playful break should you need to distress 🤭
No, I haven't added a 🍊 filter, it's just Matthew Goode's spray tan in all its glowing glory 😎. No wonder it nearly bankrupted the production 🤣. This is a wonderful scene where Francis Ford Coppola sells his vision for The Godfather. Bob Evans loves it. And I love him loving it.
Matthew Goode being his usual charming, gorgeous and engaging self behind the scenes, with trademark fidgeting and enthusiastic hand movements. He explains how tense a watch The Offer can be even though we know The Godfather got made.
📷 Paramount Plus The Offer (2022) Ep1 my edits
Episode 1 rewatch done, onto Episode 2! 🐌🐌😁
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welcome to the greenhouse: its haunted.
hello, we are a median system! we are still figuring out things right now. below are introductions, and dont worry, this post is just a placeholder for now.
🏡Flowchi Elmflowers -- the core/host, main blog @elmflowers
hi yeah its me flowchi im having a fucking identity crisis before finals. garden.
🌼Jane Doe -- the “worksona”, 18, younger sister of John, she/her
Hello. I do not have a Tumblr blog. I don’t know what I’m supposed to put here, because usually I just do work and work with colleagues. Pleasure to meet you. daisy.
🌻John Doe -- the “normalsona”, 19, older brother of Jane, he/him
HEYYYYY im john!! i also dont have a tumblr blog cause like all of us who arent flowchi is gonna use this account. im one of the many ghosts that haunt this place LMAOO. like. flowchi is the greenhouse and me and the rest are the ghosts in it or like. the flowers? yeah we are all flower themed. oh yeah i mostly am the guy who talks with people flowchi isnt close to so like. social guy over here LOL. soooo ill probably be here a LOT. sunflower!
💐Lux Elmflowers -- the younger sister/”family flowchi”, just a little guy, flowchi splinter, she/her
YOOOO im lux im the guy who has to hang around the family all the goddamn tiiiimme. uhhhh im also the guy who was the longest out!! at like once. anyways im kind of annoying and spontaneous and shit. im younger than flowchi! OH I FORGOT IM A COMPUTER PROGRAM LOL. blue pansy!
💮Kui Elmflowers -- the voice of reason/”pretherapy”, he/they
yo. im the only goddamn reason this man is alive. now he has therapy and has his head on straight im now targeting his friends. and this guy should go the FUCK TO SLEEP. red lily.
🌹Anaphora Elmflowers -- the “dragon”, calmer these days, they/them
hello. i am flowchi’s negativity, anger, and all of that. the personal ones not the surface level angers. if all things go well, and there is no pain flowchi cannot handle himself, i should not be around much. rose.
🌺Flowchibot -- the child, they/them
hiiiiiii!!!! im uh. fucking tiny!! i can say fuck!!!!! heheheehehehhehee!!! lux is kind of like my older sister ish? im a robot! pink peony!
🐱👤Creatura -- the cat, he/him
mraw. nmremewema. mrawwwwwamrmwarm. mrrrr. MRAH. (hes a catnip flower)
🍊Dirk Strider -- Dirk Strider fictional
Hello. I’m Dirk Strider. I have been around a very long time. I’m still getting used to this, though. orange flower.
🥀Jason Todd -- Jason Todd fictional
heya im jason todd from batman and i handle all the “petty anger” and also english class. fuckin hell this is weird. i miss my siblings. red poppy.
🦇Bruce Wayne -- Bruce Wayne fictional
hi, i’m jason’s dad. im mostly chill, i think. hip with the kids? all i know is that i was 45 and now i cannot be 45. i miss my other kids. yellow begonia.
💙Dick Grayson -- Dick Grayson fictional
hey im dick! im the oldest of like 7 roughly, and also from batman. im more of a support for everyone else so im kinda a caretaker like my dad! bluebell
🎴Tim Drake -- Tim Drake fictional
i miss my bf. i miss my team. i miss the rest of my fucking family. one of these days i will fight god. red daisy.
👹Damian Wayne -- Damian Wayne fictional
I am Damian Wayne. I am an artist like Flowchi, and are from the same universe as the rest of my family. Green Hydrangea.
🏵Tyranni/Technosserine -- Passerine!Technoblade fictional
i mostly sing. yellow rose.
#the flowerbed#worksona#normalsona#family flowchi#pretherapy#dragon#flowchibot#creatura#ds#j todd#tyranni#<-- everyones tags#d grayson#d wayne#t drake
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Info Post ! 🍊
Disclaimer: This blog is designated to my sexual interests, exploration, and discovery and therefore will have explicit content.
Minors and ageless blogs will be blocked.
About Me
Call me Clementine!
Agender cat boygirl, he/they
19
Bi, pref. T4T
Sub
In a relationship 💛
Boundaries - Read BYF
I will not hesitate to block at my discretion if I feel any of these boundaries have been crossed. My boundaries are subject to change over time.
Follows and likes will be from my main (fungi*****z) Do not interact with this blog in a nsfw manner. Please do not ask for or seek out my main. If I want you to have it I'll let you.
I am cool with feminine terms (pretty, gorgeous, etc.) but do not refer to me as you would a woman (ma'am, miss, etc.). Despite my comfort in femininity and girlhood, I am transmasculine and expect to be respected as such.
DMs are NOT open. They scare me. Asks and anons are always welcome though!
I do not consent to being sent explicit images.
If you know me outside this blog please do not interact with it without my explicit permission.
ฅ Silly Stuff Below! ฅ
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Stuff I Like
More to be determined, hence the point of this blog
degradation, praise, light petplay, breeding, somno, intox (esp. weed), cnc, free use, overstimulation, bondage, size difference, possessiveness, ownership, objectification, denial, begging, marking, cockwarming
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Images - Pictures, gifs, videos, visual stuff
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Yearning - Its exactly what you think it is
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HILLOO DRIA!!!! my drabble's done but I feel nervous to post it T__T should i??? errrrrr
ALSOOOO HOW ARE YOU TODAY??? hope u had a nice day hehehee
🍊 anon mwamwa
MY LOVEEEE 😩
plspls post it i bet its sososoo good!! (only post it if you feel completely comfy though dw!)
i just woke up actually 🥲 from a vv cute dream abt itadori i feel like sobbing and rn im abt to feed my cat before she gets all grumpy like she always does in the morning😭
HOW ARE YOUUU BB?? i hope you're having an amazing day ilysm <33
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