#jk-enter

[riverwithoutbanks]

Angela Bassett really said ‘to serve (and protect)’ and just ate with every single look and line of dialogue. Miss me with the cringe fail bisexual boy this is the Athena show

#jk (kind of) #imagine being THAT cunty though #incredible presence #everyone looks small in comparison #she’s so talented #no wonder Peter Krause looks so whipped you’d have to pick my jaw off the floor if she entered a room I’m in #911 #911 abc

[nonokoko13]

Call me Mahoro because I also think her brother is hot af Btw the plot twist in this series is that Arajin is going take his crush last name but not because of her. Sorry for the spoilers peace and love in the planet Earth

And could somebody make this Marito teddy bear real? It's a basic and essential need atp

#bucchigiri?! #/jk #look her brocon thing is weird and uncomfortable but she can be funny as hell #can you blame her for liking Marito. Look at him #his design is so cool #and so it is his personality and caring relationship with Outa and how clingy abd touchy he is to people he likes (Ara-teen) #and the nicknames are cute too #and his voice too #move Arajin is my turn #Unpopular opinion: Arajin is also good. Ik he's an ass to Matakara and it's probably completely undeserved and uncalled for but #he has some of the funniest reactions in this show. He's pathetic like a wet kicked cat waiting outside my door to let him enter #he made awful decisions and all to get laid and tbh him letting the hormones do the reasoning it's the most teenager thing ever #Most of us had been annoying af and horrible at processing information and taking hints or making important decisions #He's relatable for all the wrong reasons and he's very real for that. If you dislike/hate him I get it though. Very understandable 👍 #god I wanna talk about why I think he's acting like that with his childhood friend so bad but these tags are already too much #anyway I advocate for Arateen rights and wrongs. Also for the Bucchigiri teddy bear collection #mahoro jin #arajin tomoshibi #marito jin #Mariteen #jin marito #jin mahoro #tomoshibi arajin #♡ — shut up noko #woah imagine it turns out to be true Arajin will be Arajin Jin. Wild stuff. Lmao even

[alphashley14]

“…Were we ever so young?”

Scooby Doo! Mystery Incorporated Season 2, Episode 7, ‘The Gathering Gloom’

#Actual footage of depressed sad old man being depressed and sad #Jk - he’s canonically 37-38-ish years old #(Fr real the character designers did him AND Brad so dirty on that front) #(Got em looking like a 50 year old entering a midlife crisis) #(Meanwhile Cassidy and Judy be looking like a couple of goddesses in their prime) #(like wtf) #Unrelated: Child Ricky was the cutest #protect him at all costs #scooby doo mystery incorporated #sdmi #mr. e #ricky owens #Professor Pericles #scooby doo #original mystery incorporated #child Ricky Owens #kid Ricky Owens

[chryblossomjjk]

the way i love this header sm but ik tumby won't let this slide lol

#SIGH LMAO #will have to rework it #anywho #oof wanna post a teaser saur bad but dont want to keep yall waiting forever #entering my stand up era with this one lmao #think yall are going to love this jk #and this oc !!

[hangingoffence]

fuck it western au jk kyle gets shot in the shoulder and jason proceeds to finger the exit wound instead of actually helping him

#alright time to enter a year long coma #nsft #jk

[fungal-wastes-my-beloved]

one last moment of lucidity

[Start ID. A Hallownest bug overtaken by infection. It sits in a cave, slumped over and looking at its arm. Orange pustules of infection crowd in its mask's eye-holes and bust through it’s shell. Clear hemolymph streaked with orange streams out of large cracks in the shell and onto the ground. End ID.]

#hollow knight #hallownest #tw gore #gore tw #cw gore #tw infection #ive entered my angst period cjdskbvkdsbvkad #jk im always in my angst period #tw blood #tw hemolymph #did you know that a lot of bugs hemolymph is irredencent??? #cool right?

[b4kuch1n]

gonna start subjecting u lot to my rambling abt classic viet authors

#bakuspeech #nhân văn+giai phẩm #thats gonna be the tag I guess #anyways. idk shit abt shakespeares. gonna give yall a taste of what that feels like #jk that's mean I just like rereading this stuff once in a while #it's fun! I'm recovering from viet public literature education on main now #like. idk sometimes I talk to foreign friends and we both realize how we each are privy to #hundreds to thousands of years of stories and records and writing #that the outside world knows basically nothing about. #it's insane to me every time. I'm entering vibe mode. I will never shut up again #I feel like in ~5yrs I will become the most wrong person about nguyễn trãi specifically #and I need to own it early. so this is actually not gonna be a learning moment for anyone #actually tho it's so funny I'm invested in nguyễn trãi as a historical figure I don't even like his writing #it's mid! sad to say this but it's aight at best. nguyễn khuyến is much more my speed #and YOU will learn what all of that just now means! one of these days! when I get to it! #for now. oh baby we are gonna talk so much shit.

[juniperrrrrrr]

Owlin presented without comment

#jk #here's elora! Shes a detective! #d&d #Dungeons and Dragons #owlin #cleric #my art #my oc #Elora #I wanted to break the june art hiatus with something fun so heres my first oc who ISNT a huge buff lady #entering my feathery era #not really but still

[bernadettavonaegir]

my thoughts/reactions to some specific new merch

#these dumb ideas flopped on twt so I'm subjecting tumlr to them #if they flop here i'm entering my joker era jk #fr tho.. they couldn't give me jacq or miriam........ they wanted to make sure i couldn't be any more insufferable than i am currently #larry pokemon #pokemon larry #gym leader larry #i am not tagging these as anything else for my own sanity <3 #mine

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

I am the most tortured writer in the world rn bc I’m one cranberries song away from writing another harrison project instead of meeting my nano goal

#lost gods…. I’m thinking about you….. #when I enter a mentally unwell era I go to that man like a dog to bone #<< omg lonan……. #jk but actually…… sometimes all you need is harrison being upset to make u feel better trust me this worked once /JOKE

[phanboyo]

Not me being incredibly disappointed that my fic timeline doesn't match up so that Danny has to dig up a corpse. Now I have to plan out a trip to europe with an assassin and a fake passport or something. What is this bullcrap

#its so sad that i don't get to traumatize him in this way #dgyt #i like the way things are shaping up aside from the fact that its taking WAY too long for him to meet nick #like I'm already three chapters into the timeline and he's met almost everyone except the people i started this wanting him to meet #maybe i need to get him arrested or something. murder? breaking and entering? maybe he can get mixed up with la Llorona #nick: ''i just can't figure out what kind of wesen this is.'' Danny appearing out of thin air: ''its not a wesen its a ghost dw i got this' #nick writing in his diary that night: ''the mysterious child showed up again tonight...'' #jk thats not how it'll go #boyo rambles

[mixtercandy]

Fun fact! The Game is a mind game in which the objective is to avoid thinking about The Game itself. Thinking about The Game constitutes a loss, which must be announced each time it occurs. It is impossible to win most versions of The Game. Depending on the variation, it is held that the whole world, or all those who are aware of the game, are playing it at all times. Tactics have been developed to increase the number of people who are aware of The Game, and thereby increase the number of losses!

not reading allat, notes gave me what i needed to know

#jk i'll read it after i post the ask <3 #gettibg souped and gamed in the same day? what is this- my life everytime i enter tumblr? #cand posts #cand answers #edit: gaw anon spitting fax tho- but u still made me lose the game & im making it everyone elses problem!

[loganofthenorth]

Like cards I am also against Humanity

#/jk #/jk unless #nah I'm a pacifist #this was just a really funny thought that entered my head #so I am not sharing it with my mutuals #cards against humanity

[peonyblossom]

i post one (1) smut fic and my blog gets flagged as mature smh

#maybe i will not be entering my smut writing era #jk #but i might not be posting those fics on tumblr #if you want them you might just have to go to my ao3 idk

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Johanna: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Kaisa: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Johanna: Seize the dick.

The bit is that Kaisa actually speaks Latin and understood, she just asked to give Johanna the chance to decide if she really wanted to say that 😭😭😭

#ah shit you guys Sadie broke out of containment what do we do /jk #now tell me #who would be more traumatized: kaisa upon hearing this or Hilda entering the room just that moment? #also Sadie. Sadie let’s have a talk. as you can imagine I interpret things very literally #so you just put a VERY cursed image in my mind with this ask GEJSBSNBDNSBSN #wife answers asks

[ironmanstan]

you know that thing where like men will wear dresses or be feminine for a gimmick or as a trend etc which is all well and good but then theres people who can only handle seeing a man in a dress as a gimmick or as like a Thing where it's not casual or an everyday thing like they can only handle it when its specifically for a Bit bc they could never take a man just casually in a dress as anything casual, it'd be an affront to them for you to think a man in a dress can be anything but a gimmick so if you try to do it casually you're insane, and if you do it as a bit you are agreeing with them (youre not but they think you are). anyway this is how people are with genderfluid characters they can never just exist and casually be genderfluid they Have to be some sort of shapeshifting or weird over the top mystical being and it has to be a gimmick or it has to fit their persona or something for you to even consider them genderfluid because nobody could possibly casually be that without it being some sort of set piece for a punchline. how often do u see people even hc characters as genderfluid just cus. yknow.

#i literally dont know why im thinking about this lmao #anyway hcing geto and madara as genderfluid gives me immense joy bc they have such fucking drama going on #me saying theyre genderfluid and it being a drop in a bucket compared to the other shit theyre doing . its so good #anyway i dont know i think about it and its a feeling of just very like dry laugh haha i love genderfluid rep in media amiright . #if i kin a character theyre genderfluid sorry . #if i kin them theyre aroace too . rip to u #ZHONGLI zhongli is my baby babygirl for being so genderfluid in canon and its such tiny lore that nobody fucking talks ab it #so then i get to keep it in my heart #thats the other thing to actually every genderfluid mf is like omg theyre so mysterious and sexy #wow youre a girl ... and then youre a BOY .. .. #thats such a thing actually ive seen it mildly here n there but its like omg theyre hot ... BOTH WAYS ... #fuck that i loveu zhongli my geriatric old bitch #i need to draw him more ill b real i love madara but im sick of drawing his hair i need a new old man to draw #enter zhongli #jk i need to likeeee . make my face hc for him bc i have a specific way i draw madaras face everytime #so i can reference my old art and draw him real easy #not zhongli tho !! i draw him 4 million different ways and it makes me mad #im tangenting anyway bye #the gamer speaks uwu #genderfluid #DONT FUCKING START DISCOURSE AB THIS WITH ME BTW I DONT HAVE TIME TO ARGUE ON FUCKING TUMBLR